Massage Parlor Reports

[RipCityFan]

So I've tried using rubmaps and took some advice on here but it seems like the AMPs are super hit or miss and YMMV and a lot of the AMPs themselves feel to be dishonest. I asked for a certain person at the first place I went to because reviews on here and rubmaps both said Cici was awesome so texted ahead and made sure she was there. The two women who were there didn't fit the description but the MMS said it was Cici, and after a lackluster massage and low energy HJ she said she had a completely different name after the session was over (more because she wasn't getting it done and it just got weird) and told me to come back and see her again.

Whats the best way to parse through this info and also find those places that really do give a solid to good massage and just a good HJ. I used to see some of the massage providers on the GPS board (MilaPDX when she first started, Maya Luxe, etc) and they actually gave really good massages and great finishes and were solid rate wise but it feels like a lot of the best ones are gone or have doubled their rates or some other ones just fell down the rabbit hole of addiction and life stuff and now are not great experiences.

Is what I'm looking for just going to be a game of chance and YMMV?

[Qualish]

Any word on extras at Massage Magic Spa in the strip mall near 82nd and Foster? It's in walking distance of both Healing Touch (Loki now?) and Red 8.

I ask because I was considering it out of a desire for a legit alternative to these other FS shops, but would rather avoid awkward expectations if its notoriously not.

I did see the recent report that implied it wasn't legit, but the punter never explicitly named the shop.

Their menu for services screams legit, and their employees have ranged from average to hideous in a way legit shops generally hire. In fact, I only have that report to base any questioning of extras upon.

[Qualish]

Looking for a skinny young spinner with tiny tits for FS this week. They move around. Can you help? Please PM.

Thanks Genta!

Too tired to PM, and see no reason to hide this from the board:

See post #8036. I checked this out over the weekend, and can confirm the basic gist of his report. I've spent time in Asia so don't buy into the convention around here that Asian women's ages are hard to determine (any more than your average person), and can confirm she could reasonably pass for mid to late 20's. Small perky breasts were like needles under her shirt. Etc.

All in all I was weirded out with her and her coworker sleeping in the next room (2 pm ish; she climbed out of bed to greet me), her unsmiling nature, and fairly average looks so I departed sans service, but I think she'd meet your expectations. She definitely wasn't ugly, just subjectively not my personal tastes.

Barber rd.

[BroBrah]

I tried to call them seen number no longer works. Any word? Guess I was to late to give them a try.

[Safrony42]

Looking for a skinny young spinner with tiny tits for FS this week. They move around. Can you help? Please PM.

Thanks Genta!

[OneOne9]

VIP in my understanding has always been either discounted services, extended services no charge or minimal charge or meets outside of the spa for hanging out.

You are absolutely right. It can mean anything the shop or provider wants it to be. Like everything else you need to confirm with the provider exactly what she does and does not offer. One shop I visited it was extra services no charge and another shop it was basic service + shower together and BBBJ.

[GrandpaJ]

If you liked Lisa's massage, then you'd really like her partner in crime. She didn't have a little ass, she has no ass and she most certainly closer to 50 than she is in her late 30's. She is fun though, and there is more available once you get to know her better, but she will expect $$ for it.

She is definitely around 50, used to see her at Beautiful years ago, she's done something to to her face, the bump on the nose is an improvement but she doesn't look natural.

[Sliderin88]

If you liked Lisa's massage, then you'd really like her partner in crime. She didn't have a little ass, she has no ass and she most certainly closer to 50 than she is in her late 30's. She is fun though, and there is more available once you get to know her better, but she will expect $$ for it.

Do you got a name? I'm headed there but I like the older ladies.

[AmaznAzn]

Gents let me tell you about the fantastic massage I received today from Lisa. Lisa is cute with a pretty face, a skinny Asian bum (I like it), and a set of bolt on. My guess late 30's. Lisa gave me undoubtedly the best massage of my life. I happen to enjoy a hard massage. Lisa is a very methodical masseuse. She was able to quickly go up and down my spine, gently cracking vertebrate, and figuring out where your problem areas are. She covered every muscle group in my back, and was able to perceive my problem areas and focus on them in a great way. I've been to masseuses at fancy resorts, in medical offices, as well as a few other similar establishments. I'm 52 I'm not new to this. Lisa has mad skills, but alas English is not one of them, if you need to say something bring an app. Standard ending, some fiddling, maybe more?

Face: 7.

Body: 7, 8. 5 bum.

Massage: solid 10.

Handy: 8.

Stay safe and spread the 411.

If you liked Lisa's massage, then you'd really like her partner in crime. She didn't have a little ass, she has no ass and she most certainly closer to 50 than she is in her late 30's. She is fun though, and there is more available once you get to know her better, but she will expect $$ for it.

[XlrJames]

Sophia moved to a place in Beaverton if anyone cares. I've seen her mentioned here a few times.

Noooooo! Do you know the name of the new place?

[Safrony42]

Gents let me tell you about the fantastic massage I received today from Lisa. Lisa is cute with a pretty face, a skinny Asian bum (I like it), and a set of bolt on. My guess late 30's. Lisa gave me undoubtedly the best massage of my life. I happen to enjoy a hard massage. Lisa is a very methodical masseuse. She was able to quickly go up and down my spine, gently cracking vertebrate, and figuring out where your problem areas are. She covered every muscle group in my back, and was able to perceive my problem areas and focus on them in a great way. I've been to masseuses at fancy resorts, in medical offices, as well as a few other similar establishments. I'm 52 I'm not new to this. Lisa has mad skills, but alas English is not one of them, if you need to say something bring an app. Standard ending, some fiddling, maybe more?

Face: 7.

Body: 7, 8. 5 bum.

Massage: solid 10.

Handy: 8.

Stay safe and spread the 411.

[Sliderin88]

Thank you, that has been my definition also but some AMPs are trying to call BBBJ, 69, with cfs VIP.

VIP in my understanding has always been either discounted services, extended services no charge or minimal charge or meets outside of the spa for hanging out.

[Sliderin88]

What is your definition of VIP?

Why are they calling BB VIP? So it's VIP to pay extra for no protection? That makes no sense. To me me VIP is when the provider gives you a discount on services and or sees you outside of the spa for services. Anybody could get VIP for enough money and besides we don't know these girls / women. Not trying be arguing but this is silly.

[BeavertronDoug]

You gave a $$ tip for a HJ?

It was 4 hands. Still a little pricey, but not unrealistic.

[Member #6780]

Sophia moved to a place in Beaverton if anyone cares. I've seen her mentioned here a few times.

What place in Beaverton?