Massage Parlor Reports

**WaRubMonger** · 11-17-23 15:13

Originally Posted by UndeadHentai [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any recommended spots around here. Was disappointed in my last trip to Burlington and thought I'd head south but don't want to hit up Everett. I know of two spots but I've only ever gotten palmed off at both. Decent massage at senses though they do back walking. Also would love a table shower. Thanks for any advice.

Meh. Imo look into Marysville. Search on here. Decent options.

**UndeadHentai** · 11-17-23 08:16

Does anyone have any recommended spots around here. Was disappointed in my last trip to Burlington and thought I'd head south but don't want to hit up Everett. I know of two spots but I've only ever gotten palmed off at both. Decent massage at senses though they do back walking. Also would love a table shower. Thanks for any advice.

**Zomfg** · 11-16-23 19:22

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Alissa is one of my ATFs I used to visit in FedWay. She is a superstar. Looks, attitude, service, vibe. Doesn't get better.

Also met blonde Tina and cutie Maggie. Manager Iris is also a winner.

Thanks for the solid intel Aussie. Was in the area, decided to stop by. Greeted by Alissa / Alyssa, mid to late 20's, no makeup, attractive, slight tan, slender with flat stomach, but with the right curves and perky Cs. No translator app required the entire time.

Handed $$ all in upfront. LFK, BBBJ, CFS, no FIV, no DATY, limited FOV, limited breast / nipple touching, all within half hour. Didn't ask for a massage, wasn't offered at the start or the end. I wonder if I should pay more to get 1 full hour? I don't want to contribute to hobbying inflation.

Alyssa then introduced Maggie and Tina to me. It felt a bit promotional, I sensed, as if she's the manager instead of a mere peer. Maybe she is the proxy manager with Iris not around, hence gets a cut? I have zero idea about the business side of AMP, purely speculating. Or, maybe it's just her personality.

Hopefully I can review the others soon. BTW, Alyssa will stay here for another month or two, then she'll return to NY.

**Gagnely476** · 11-14-23 17:52

OK time to contribute!

So after sending some shit through USPS on Hoyt Ave, I remembered that there was an AMP on Hoyt as well. I didn't make an appointment or anything. Didn't have to wait long either and soon after I got to meet Wei Wei. When she welcomed me, I was impressed on how good her English was. Haha she knew I was check in her out. Girl had to be in her early 30's. Wei Wei look like she was in great shape with them C cups. Her dark brown long hair smelled like some cotton candy.

Her massage technique was surprisingly strong when needed. It was ez breeazy trying to explain to her on certain spots to focus on which was great. Like I needed some serious work done on my lower back, and Wei Wei was on it. Nearing the end of the session I got to chill while she gave some TLC to my snake down there. One hand was always on the job, while the other roamed around my chest and nipples. I even got to cop a feel of her amazing breasts. Wanted to tittfuck that badly. Then came the light ball scratches. Sent shivers down my spine. And the cherry on top? The way she held eye contact as I climaxed. She had this gentle yet firm grip, and she knew exactly when to tighten it as I approached my peak. Easily one of the best L1 experiences I've had. Could probably push for more dunno.

**Nameless Drone** · 11-12-23 17:16

Hit Revive today on a whim.

They now have a doorbell; not really a private street to stand on. Knowing looks from the ladies in the beauty salon next door.

Didn't catch her name but a short, thick MILF in a knit dress. Got to business right away in the room, a little body sliding, dress off, a little more body sliding and a request to flip.

Wipedown with disinfectant wipes, then a decent CBJ and CFS. Done in 10 minutes and out the door.

Not bad but nothing memorable.

**SeaBurner** · 11-11-23 20:34

Originally Posted by HotsFeru [View Original Post]

Went back and was going to ask for Jen again but was greeted by Tina. I have a thing for Asians and she was cute. Early 30's double d, maybe 90 pounds max.

Jaw dropped and I forgot to ask for Jen. Tina was much better.

Wanted cfs and CBJ $$ told her I'd do a review and she went to town. She ripped off the cover and gave a BBBJ. Finished me off and hopped on to finish again.

Went to see Tina earlier this week after reading these reviews. Tiny parking lot, busy weed shop next door, pretty conspicuous entrance with secondary door and lobby. Back area is a long dimly lit hallway with a bunch of rooms along the left. Was greeted by average looking Latina, didn't catch her name. Tina sent me to her room up the hall and walked past another, slimmer, shorter Latina. Also pretty average looking.

I'd place Tina at mid to late 30's at youngest, but probably older. She's got young auntie vibes like I could see her working at EuroTouch in a few years. Face and makeup make her look a lot older, but body is slim and tight with soft bolt ons and no ass typical of Asian providers. Minimal English was spoken, most things communicated through hand gestures and basic words. Very service oriented, but very sweet and accommodating through the whole session. $$ got my BBBJ, CIM, LFK, CFS, MSOG and a shit back and body rub. No shower, table or standing, was offered.

Upon exit lobby had some AA looking women as well, also fairly average looking.

She's definitely not my type, but I think why'all here would love her based on the reviews I read. I don't think I'd make the drive all the way up back to Everett, but I don't regret my visit.

**ZoooBus** · 11-11-23 18:44

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

Been there a couple times myself, two dudes do the foot / chair massages in the front, and an older lady does body massages in the back. Good massage, standard HE. Not young, not pretty, not a good body, just a good massage with a HE.

I went there once myself and that is identical to my experience.

**ZoooBus** · 11-11-23 18:43

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

I've been there four times since you posted about your good experience a while ago and I always have gotten Eva. I have no complaints, she has a nice body, good massage, drops the top and is pretty close to GFE when it comes to her HE. I have been hoping to run into one of these younger girls, or even Bella just to try something new. I usually stop by on the weekends, maybe that's what I need to change up. And we are talking about the same place next to the fishing store?

I always go during weekdays. Maybe that is why I have never seen Eva.

**JMirage** · 11-11-23 17:33

Originally Posted by NamelessDrone [View Original Post]

I stupidly deleted the PM, but one of you rockstars turned me on to this place. I went there yesterday and had a damn odd experience and wanted to chat via PM to see if I was pranked by you or that's really the deal PM, please.

Been there a couple times myself, two dudes do the foot / chair massages in the front, and an older lady does body massages in the back. Good massage, standard HE. Not young, not pretty, not a good body, just a good massage with a HE.

**JMirage** · 11-11-23 14:51

Originally Posted by SayOcean [View Original Post]

I recently visited a couple of parlors in the Edmonds. Everett area within the last week. Sharing my experiences with them:

Vita Massage SPA (Edmonds on 99 near the Ford Dealership):

Anna. Mid 20's, Korean, B Cup. She was pretty cute and was very enthusiastic with the finish. Allowed for fingering during the HE session. She told me she works on Sundays and Mondays only though. Would repeat.

Evergreen Spa (Evergreen Way near a Pawn Shop):

Carla. Mid 20's, Columbian, B Cup, BBL Ass. Carla by far out of all the massage places I've been to, has the nicest ass. I am pretty sure it is a BBL but still, I'm not complaining. The only thing is she upsells really hard. She started off wanting $200 tip when entering the room. I said HE only for $60 and she agreed. Her English isn't the greatest so a couple of back and forth using the translator. Massage was lacking really hard. Does offer CBJ for +$80 though. She sticks that ass of hers right in your face when giving an HE / CBJ. I probably wouldn't repeat though as I'm not a fan of weak massages and lots of haggling.

Mini Health Spa (Evergreen Way near an Indian Market and across the street from Evergreen Spa).

Amy. Late 40's. Mid 50's, Asian, B Cup. Typical Asian auntie with nothing to ride home about. She gave me a 5-10 minute massage before asking to flip. Did some fingering before I let her ride on top. She is pretty enthusiastic during this part though, however, after it ended, she didn't ask or continue the massage. Probably wouldn't repeat, I could have asked for continuing the massage, but I wanted to get out of there at that point. Probably wouldn't repeat.

Stay safe everyone!

Thank you for the reports! Saw Anna this week at Vita, it sounds like she's added a couple days to her work week. She is definitely pretty! Decent massage and enthusiastic HE. Unfortunately, she had the iron clad double layer leggings / underwear on, so there would be no fingering, no access to anything upstairs either since her outfit was one of thoes traditional Asian outfits that was tight around her neck, thicker material, just no openings. She was fine with whatever I could get to OTC. She is young, has a medium build, likes to chat and I would consider repeating, but not super high on my list. For my personal preferences I'd trade a little youth for skinnier with some more access. Maybe is was a period week, and she'll have a more accessible outfit on another time.

**JMirage** · 11-11-23 14:36

Originally Posted by ZoooBus [View Original Post]

I just went there today. Lately they have been going through a lot of new help. One girl wanted to do full service. I usually do not, but it was a little head moment. I was thinking of repeating but the next time it was a different girl. Terrible experience. Last time it was Bella again. Early thirties. A little heavy. Cute. And allows some roaming.

So today. I saw Bella when I went in. That was good. But then the went to get her new girl. That was what happened last time. This one was young. And cute. I would call her a spinner in her twenties. The massage was thorough and almost too deep in some of my upper shoulder areas. But I know that you are not here for the massage. Finally the flip and she made the sign. Of course I want a HE. She wanted the money ahead of time. I can understand. New girl and all of that. The first thing she does is to free the boobies. Very very nice B's. Perfect. But the HE was just too erratic. I was worried a bit on the massage because even though her hands roamed a bit she had no clue on how to tease.

Still she gave it a good go. I am old and do not always get off. She eventually quit, but gave me at least the full hour. I figure she needs to learn a bit more. Overall very promising and will repeat. If she does not disappear immediately as the others have.

I've been there four times since you posted about your good experience a while ago and I always have gotten Eva. I have no complaints, she has a nice body, good massage, drops the top and is pretty close to GFE when it comes to her HE. I have been hoping to run into one of these younger girls, or even Bella just to try something new. I usually stop by on the weekends, maybe that's what I need to change up. And we are talking about the same place next to the fishing store?

**ZoooBus** · 11-10-23 23:43

Originally Posted by ProJohn1 [View Original Post]

I guarantee you if it was a really hot young 18-21 you would have no problems getting off. That sounds like what the problem is in my professional opinion.

Actually it is me. About thirty years ago I used to fairly regularly be able to talk to strippers to come to my house for a couple of hours at 1 an hour. Okay, inflation adjusted and that would be twice as much. And these were not skanks. I like to say that I liked the journey more than the destination. Treat dancers right and they will want to jump on you. In fact that happened with one I dated a few times. Just coffee and pie dates. No money exchanged hands. But I could tell that she wanted a baby. Three kids already by three fathers and I did not want to be number four. I saw her at Honeys again a few months later. I was right. She was pregnant. And I had learned to work loose shorts. I had a dance for old times sake. She reached up the shorts and said "I had no idea" pulled me out, hopped on and then hopped off. If I had not flinched she might have keep going. I was not quite ready for that. But after that I started to believe dancers that said that I was healthy.

**ProJohn1** · 11-10-23 18:53

Originally Posted by ZoooBus [View Original Post]

I just went there today. Lately they have been going through a lot of new help. One girl wanted to do full service. I usually do not, but it was a little head moment. I was thinking of repeating but the next time it was a different girl. Terrible experience. Last time it was Bella again. Early thirties. A little heavy. Cute. And allows some roaming.

So today. I saw Bella when I went in. That was good. But then the went to get her new girl. That was what happened last time. This one was young. And cute. I would call her a spinner in her twenties. The massage was thorough and almost too deep in some of my upper shoulder areas. But I know that you are not here for the massage. Finally the flip and she made the sign. Of course I want a HE. She wanted the money ahead of time. I can understand. New girl and all of that. The first thing she does is to free the boobies. Very very nice B's. Perfect. But the HE was just too erratic. I was worried a bit on the massage because even though her hands roamed a bit she had no clue on how to tease.

Still she gave it a good go. I am old and do not always get off. She eventually quit, but gave me at least the full hour. I figure she needs to learn a bit more. Overall very promising and will repeat. If she does not disappear immediately as the others have.

I guarantee you if it was a really hot young 18-21 you would have no problems getting off. That sounds like what the problem is in my professional opinion.

**SayOcean** · 11-10-23 18:29

I stopped by Lotus / Mini Massage today. It's located on Highway 99, right behind the Gyro Crush (which sells amazing gyros BTW). It's been on my TDL since I've never visited. Chloe (auntie, mid 40's / early 50's, Chinese, B-cup breasts) was who I got. At the time it look / sounds like there were 2 others working there (all aunties).

What I learned from talking with Chloe is that this place is under the same ownership as Rainbow Health in Lynnwood on 164th. If you've been to that place, then you know it is a HE finish type massage. Chloe did provide a killer deep tissue massage and had a fun personality. Standard pricing of $ + . 20 (hour + HE). Wasn't a time watcher nor asked for $ upfront.

Most likely wouldn't repeat but if you're looking for a thorough and deep massage with a HE, I would recommend.