Strip Club Reports

[BobDino1]

Yes that's her, she is unique. And SUPER HOT!! And I'm sure she will be as reasonable with you as any of the other dancers

I almost asked her to sit, but her leggy brunette with glasses friend sat down, and she was pretty much a *****. Then Brittany joined me and I left after her. Maybe next time I head down there.

[Pinhead Larry]

Thank you for the excellent review!

As someone who used to frequent Players & Coli before 2020, agreed with OriginalMan that the 8 mile clubs are no fun. I did visit Penthouse (now known as Elysium) a few times after they reopened and some of the girls alluded to extras but no one pretty enough to entice me. While I am curious to check out others like LS, I have been happy at FC for the last year or two.

...It was 3 for her as well, and I'm looking forward to seeing her outside the club. She also stated when we were talking, that every girl in there was down for fun.

All in all it was a good night. I accomplished my goal, and learned that I should probably just start first at FC next time. I'd still like to check out LS, as I've never been there. I used to frequent the 8 mile ones when I was in my 20's, but I don't know how those are now. I got a few takeout from Cheetahs (now Ace of Spades) and in club action at Tycoon's. If anyone has any insight on the 8 mile ones, just let me know.

[Qetuo]

Remember guys the dancers often start out high and we start out low, it's called negotiations! Of course the dancer holds the upper hand only slightly because she has the final say, but if she does not negotiate that usually means she has already met her quota or she is not into you. Don't worry though, there is always someone else!

She has "a" final say, but so do you!

[Rg0794]

Best club for busty dancers? Don't care about going back for dances just looking to cop a feel LOL. Any point of direction would be nice! Inbox me please.

[JackOfClubs]

Is she the one with dark curly hair and has bolt on's? That's the only tatted up girl I saw last night. If so, what's the damage with her?

Yes that's her, she is unique. And SUPER HOT!! And I'm sure she will be as reasonable with you as any of the other dancers

[DuckDuckInFin]

Remember guys the dancers often start out high and we start out low, it's called negotiations! Of course the dancer holds the upper hand only slightly because she has the final say, but if she does not negotiate that usually means she has already met her quota or she is not into you. Don't worry though, there is always someone else!

Exactly! I will only add one other instance of the inflation, is when they meet you for the first time. Some of them will throw a wild number hoping the customer doesn't know any better.

Couple of seriously attractive dancers there have told me how some oafs have literally paid a $100 to Sit with them and have a drink. Once Stacey (blond, bolt ons, FC transplant) told me a guy paid her $5. 0 for a HJ. JFC.

The highest I've ever gone at LS was $3. 5 a handful of times, but it's very easy to get the job done with less than that.

[Michhunt69]

Stopped by around 1 pm. Minutes after sitting down, was approached by Cassie. Dark skin, not sure of race. Probably in her 20's. Very bubbly personality. After a little small talk, she asked if I wanted to go back for some fun. I told her I wanted BBBJ. She said $ and no song count. I didn't have to negotiate anything. She said she never does song count because it distracts her from getting the job done. Great technique, would repeat.

[BobDino1]

I recommend dances with Mimi... ! One of the finest spinners you will ever see! fun, fully tatted from head to toe and as sweet as can be!!

Is she the one with dark curly hair and has bolt on's? That's the only tatted up girl I saw last night. If so, what's the damage with her?

[Original Man 78]

Good review,

For the 8 mile clubs, most are dead during the week unless it's the weekend. I have gotten takeout from various dancers but no action in the club. Those good ol days are long gone unfortunately.

I haven't been out to a club in prolly 20 years. I'm separated now and waiting for the divorce to finalize. The only place I've been to on that side of town before is Bo's. Had great success there with some good looking girls.

But as stated in my previous post, Bo's and Henry's must have had their monthly Weight Watchers stripper meetings taking place. I don't mean BBW type, I mean BNUW (Big Nasty Ugly Women) type. There was one girl I saw at Bo's that had a nice body, but her face looked like it was hit with a meth train. Cricket seemed like a nice place, but it only had all mediocre black ladies in it.

Keep in mind, I went out with the full intent to drop some coin, so I was willing to pay a little more. When you live in the country for nearly 20 years, you really don't care too much on your first time back out.

Finally went to FC after the other three debacles, and I was happy with what I saw just walking in, and the service there was excellent. I grabbed a booth close to the main stage and ordered a beer. I started looking around and was pretty happy with what I saw. Nice clean club with a good selection of ladies. There were between 10-15 girls there, and there were maybe only two that I wouldn't have taken upstairs.

Within 5 minutes, this little petite 25 yr old Latina with braces named Carmella asked to sit down. We chatted for a few about general shit and found out she's in town from Houston. She also had a friend that travels with her that's pretty cute too. She brought up going upstairs and our negotiations started. If course she started out with the old 5 $$, and got shot down. We settled at what I had expected for this place, which was 3. Her skills were spot on. Good DT and gagging, and the kitty was nice and tight. I finished in the bag after a bit and returned to my booth.

After about 10 minutes, this tall leggy brown haired girl sits down. I was eyeing her on stage because I'm a leg guy, so I thought that she would be nice. She also has a friend there that she offered to do a double with. The friend is a punk / goth type with piercings and tattoos all over. I dig that kind of girl as well, but after talking with the girl sitting with me for a few, I just wanted her to get up After we exchanged names and where she is from, she went straight to the business talk, but it wasn't in a good sense. It was like I was talking to a female Ben Stein, just boring and mechanical. She wouldn't reveal what she was offering, and she wouldn't give a definitive amount. So I laughed at her a little bit until she got called up on stage.

Fast forward about 10-15 minutes, and this beautiful blonde shorty with perfect bolt ons that felt real sits down. Her name is Brittany. We talked for a minute about stuff, and then she got into her version of dirty talk. We joked about how she sounded like a script from a porn movie, and she just laughed and admitted she sucks at that stuff. But, she said that she would let me do pretty much anything, as long as she drained my balls and blew inside so she could feel it throb. That sounded great to me, so up we went.

The booth with her was very quiet, compared to the other, and she said that's her office, and the door guy knows it LOL. She started with the warm up, then said to get it out so she could have fun. Her BJ skills were good. A lot of tongue action, but no DT. Don't know if she's capable or not. Then she climbed in top for some reverse CG. I must have been hitting her spot, because she wasn't shy about her vocals. After feeling her clean h a couple times, I told her to turn around because I wanted to see her face. She obliged, and we continued. Very good riding skills, and she's got a nice grip. She let me choke her and even smiled when I started to do it. She got her wish, and I blew in the bag inside her. I asked if she saw anyone outside the club, and she took my number and texted me hers. Beautiful girl that's a straight up nympho.

It was 3 for her as well, and I'm looking forward to seeing her outside the club. She also stated when we were talking, that every girl in there was down for fun.

All in all it was a good night. I accomplished my goal, and learned that I should probably just start first at FC next time. I'd still like to check out LS, as I've never been there. I used to frequent the 8 mile ones when I was in my 20's, but I don't know how those are now. I got a few takeout from Cheetahs (now Ace of Spades) and in club action at Tycoon's. If anyone has any insight on the 8 mile ones, just let me know.

[BobDino1]

I haven't been out to a club in prolly 20 years. I'm separated now and waiting for the divorce to finalize. The only place I've been to on that side of town before is Bo's. Had great success there with some good looking girls.

But as stated in my previous post, Bo's and Henry's must have had their monthly Weight Watchers stripper meetings taking place. I don't mean BBW type, I mean BNUW (Big Nasty Ugly Women) type. There was one girl I saw at Bo's that had a nice body, but her face looked like it was hit with a meth train. Cricket seemed like a nice place, but it only had all mediocre black ladies in it.

Keep in mind, I went out with the full intent to drop some coin, so I was willing to pay a little more. When you live in the country for nearly 20 years, you really don't care too much on your first time back out.

Finally went to FC after the other three debacles, and I was happy with what I saw just walking in, and the service there was excellent. I grabbed a booth close to the main stage and ordered a beer. I started looking around and was pretty happy with what I saw. Nice clean club with a good selection of ladies. There were between 10-15 girls there, and there were maybe only two that I wouldn't have taken upstairs.

Within 5 minutes, this little petite 25 yr old Latina with braces named Carmella asked to sit down. We chatted for a few about general shit and found out she's in town from Houston. She also had a friend that travels with her that's pretty cute too. She brought up going upstairs and our negotiations started. If course she started out with the old 5 $$, and got shot down. We settled at what I had expected for this place, which was 3. Her skills were spot on. Good DT and gagging, and the kitty was nice and tight. I finished in the bag after a bit and returned to my booth.

After about 10 minutes, this tall leggy brown haired girl sits down. I was eyeing her on stage because I'm a leg guy, so I thought that she would be nice. She also has a friend there that she offered to do a double with. The friend is a punk / goth type with piercings and tattoos all over. I dig that kind of girl as well, but after talking with the girl sitting with me for a few, I just wanted her to get up After we exchanged names and where she is from, she went straight to the business talk, but it wasn't in a good sense. It was like I was talking to a female Ben Stein, just boring and mechanical. She wouldn't reveal what she was offering, and she wouldn't give a definitive amount. So I laughed at her a little bit until she got called up on stage.

Fast forward about 10-15 minutes, and this beautiful blonde shorty with perfect bolt ons that felt real sits down. Her name is Brittany. We talked for a minute about stuff, and then she got into her version of dirty talk. We joked about how she sounded like a script from a porn movie, and she just laughed and admitted she sucks at that stuff. But, she said that she would let me do pretty much anything, as long as she drained my balls and blew inside so she could feel it throb. That sounded great to me, so up we went.

The booth with her was very quiet, compared to the other, and she said that's her office, and the door guy knows it LOL. She started with the warm up, then said to get it out so she could have fun. Her BJ skills were good. A lot of tongue action, but no DT. Don't know if she's capable or not. Then she climbed in top for some reverse CG. I must have been hitting her spot, because she wasn't shy about her vocals. After feeling her clean h a couple times, I told her to turn around because I wanted to see her face. She obliged, and we continued. Very good riding skills, and she's got a nice grip. She let me choke her and even smiled when I started to do it. She got her wish, and I blew in the bag inside her. I asked if she saw anyone outside the club, and she took my number and texted me hers. Beautiful girl that's a straight up nympho.

It was 3 for her as well, and I'm looking forward to seeing her outside the club. She also stated when we were talking, that every girl in there was down for fun.

All in all it was a good night. I accomplished my goal, and learned that I should probably just start first at FC next time. I'd still like to check out LS, as I've never been there. I used to frequent the 8 mile ones when I was in my 20's, but I don't know how those are now. I got a few takeout from Cheetahs (now Ace of Spades) and in club action at Tycoon's. If anyone has any insight on the 8 mile ones, just let me know.

[HumphreyB]

I'm horrible with names. It was her 2nd day on the job. Moved to Michigan from Colorado. Tiny AA with an incredible back side. Very nice session. A bit $ than the other girls there, but she stood out. Would repeat

I stopped at Cricket first. Had a very odd conversation with a Nicole there and decided to pass. Very elusive on negotiations, "not a fan of BJ" due to asthma, etc. They were actually very busy so I decided to try my luck at Bogarts. Anyone have a good experience with Nicole?

There is a GiGi, but she is a skinny, middle aged, white woman. She is cute so I have wondered about he backroom abilities. She is there on some Fridays.

[Bmarr77]

I'm horrible with names. It was her 2nd day on the job. Moved to Michigan from Colorado. Tiny AA with an incredible back side. Very nice session. A bit $ than the other girls there, but she stood out. Would repeat.

I stopped at Cricket first. Had a very odd conversation with a Nicole there and decided to pass. Very elusive on negotiations, "not a fan of BJ" due to asthma, etc. They were actually very busy so I decided to try my luck at Bogarts. Anyone have a good experience with Nicole?

Athma, that is funny! I have talked with before and decided hard pass on that one!

[JackOfClubs]

Kendall always would start at 4 the first few times I saw her. You can definitely negotiate for better. I don't know the other 2.

Remember guys the dancers often start out high and we start out low, it's called negotiations! Of course the dancer holds the upper hand only slightly because she has the final say, but if she does not negotiate that usually means she has already met her quota or she is not into you. Don't worry though, there is always someone else!

[JackOfClubs]

Yeah, that's where I'm at now, after I stopped at Cricket. Nothing my type there. It's been 20 years since I've been down this way.

I recommend dances with Mimi... ! One of the finest spinners you will ever see! fun, fully tatted from head to toe and as sweet as can be!!

[BobDino1]

If you want grade A prime choice go to FC, if you are ok with Chuck Steak go elsewhere!

Yeah, that's where I'm at now, after I stopped at Cricket. Nothing my type there. It's been 20 years since I've been down this way.