Massage Parlor Reports

[The Wiseacre]

You guys keep saying the dumbest things to your providers.

A few weeks I am sitting with one of my ATFs getting a quick bite to eat before she has to back to jerk work. The phone rings and a monger says, "Hey, I just wanted to thank you for the massage you gave me today! I really enjoyed it and you did a phenomenal job. ".

ATF: "Oh thanks, you so sweet to call me. ".

DAF monger: "Yeah baby you gave one of the best massages I have ever had. Do you remember me?

ATF: "Oh thanks. I don't recognize your voice. ".

DAF monger: "Oh I'm the tall white guy. ".

ATF: "haha I see a lot of tall white guys".

DAF monger: "You told me I have a great dick".

ATF: "hahahah oh yes now I remember you. Thank you for visit. ".

DAF monger: "Next time I come back, let's fuck again. ".

ATF: "I never fuck anyone. Why you say again? Why you ask this?

DAF monger: "uh yeah sorry, I meant. ".

ATF: "Never talk like that to me please. Why you lie and say we fuck?

DAF monger: "uh sorry but can we fuck next time then?

ATF: hangs up.

I'm going to add to this list some things that mongers stupidly say via text or the phone. Do you think a good provider is going to talk to a stranger (I. E. LE) about illegal activity? Get smart, mongers.

1. "Do you offer full service?

2. "How much are extras?

3. "How much do I have to tip?

4. "How much money should I bring?

5. "Do you do happy endings?

6. "Will my masseuse be nude?

7. "Will anyone else be in the shop? I want to be alone with you. ".

8. "Do you do bjs?

9. "How much for a happy ending?

10. "I'm bringing $200. What will that get me?

11. "I'll give you $300 for full service. ".

12. "Can you open early for me?

13. "Can you stay open late for me?

14. "Do you have any specials?

15. "I am a tit man. Who has the best tits?

16. "Can I get pussy?

17. "Can you come to my home?

18. "I'm white, clean, educated, and considered good looking. I also tip very well. Who is your best provider?

Smart providers are never going to answer questions that can get them arrested.

[BigBobAtl]

The reports are part of the show. None of the girls are going to be fully charged and the owners are allowed to open back up.

If you want to be afraid. Do you.

Only afraid of my wife and her divorce attorney.

[TheBendan]

That she is no longer there? Thanks for nothing!

Yup, gone baby gone, no bonanza found here.

[GorosDawg]

An arrest means nothing legally. That due process under the 14th Amendment reigns supreme and unless and until there is a conviction, our girls are not "prostitutes. " Wise up and read.

Says the guy who has been posting for less than two weeks. My point was simply to deflect from the casual comment that "the arrests were just for show". Conviction or not they will always have the stigma of the arrest in the public domain.

For anyone in addition to our constitutional lawyer Billy, I stopped by the store at noon and no open sign and no lights. Door locked and no sign on door.

[TheBendan]

The reports are part of the show. None of the girls are going to be fully charged and the owners are allowed to open back up.

If you want to be afraid. Do you.

Part of the show? Not going to be fully charged? Do you even know what you're talking about, the arrests and charges are real.

[TheBendan]

So it wasn't a guy having heart problems? I dropped by Kaina on my way home and the open sign was on and some lights on, but the door was locked. No one obviously in sight. Was thinking perhaps girl was busy working with door locked to keep visitors out? Not sure. I'll try back later this week.

I'm sure whoever was there had their heart skip a few beats.

[AtlGuy24]

An arrest means nothing legally. That due process under the 14th Amendment reigns supreme and unless and until there is a conviction, our girls are not "prostitutes. " Wise up and read.

The reports are part of the show. None of the girls are going to be fully charged and the owners are allowed to open back up.

If you want to be afraid. Do you.

[Tysonm]

Over the past two months, I have visited Pearl in Sandy Springs twice, both times enjoying the wonderful masseuse Amy. The first was mind-blowing. The second, not so much. Thought I'd share.

The first time was sometime in September. I got there in the morning and walked in and was lucky enough to draw Amy. She took me back, gave me time to get ready and when she came back, I was bare ass up on the table. She proceeded to give me a wonderful massage, with plenty of attention between my legs, to which I showed my happiness by arching my back. She took care of me well, then gave me a table shower, and then proceeded to give me an amazing massage for the rest of the hour, which was at least half an hour. I left refreshed and stress free.

I decided to go back last month which was only a week or so after the unfortunate events in Roswell. I was hoping she would remember me and not be spooked, but that wasn't the case. I got there right at opening and requested her by name and I did get a great massage for the hour, but there was little to no roaming. I reminded her I was in a few weeks prior and asked if she was concerned by what had happened in Roswell and was more than open with my wishes, but was left to my own devices.

Goes to show that YMMV, even with the same person. Good luck, fellas!

I actually went over there 2 x recently. One day I saw a sign on the door and I thought they got closed however she just closed the shop early that day. The other time I was taking a break and saw one of you guys leaving. I figured I walk over but I suddenly remebered the Roswell events (this may not be a great time).

Your prob better off. Getting her number next time and communicating your appointment so she doesn't have ri 2nd guess a thing. At this point all the close by spots are cautious.

[BillyReduxxx]

Maybe for show but there are now five woman whose real names and ages are now in the public domain as prostitutes. I called the old number, it was answered and I was told they are closed. Look forward to hearing from the first person who actually goes in to check it out. Will be back in the area soon and plan to check it for myself.

An arrest means nothing legally. That due process under the 14th Amendment reigns supreme and unless and until there is a conviction, our girls are not "prostitutes. " Wise up and read.

[BillyReduxxx]

May I suggest a Gold Mine at Asian Wellness on Canton Rd. Ask for EVA. You will not regret it. And / or try New Massage. Just down the Rd. Not many choices of girls but should do the trick.

That she is no longer there? Thanks for nothing!

[BigBobAtl]

New Mei Massage; 4 masseuse arrests.

So it wasn't a guy having heart problems? I dropped by Kaina on my way home and the open sign was on and some lights on, but the door was locked. No one obviously in sight. Was thinking perhaps girl was busy working with door locked to keep visitors out? Not sure. I'll try back later this week.

[BillyReduxxx]

So now laying face down. Massage girls says I treat for you. I think hum, mite be good time. She weighs in at around 110. Pull sheet of and grabs bar mounted to ceiling. Fun starts. Pressure in all the rite places. I let out an O baby that's good. Probably way too loud. She walked up and Dow my back.

I couldn't even follow this!

[BillyReduxxx]

That's a great idea, let us know how it goes!

Unless a cease and desist is issued there is no reason a shop can't reopen because an employee is charged. It's called due process, innocent until proven guilty.

But an understanding of due process would require some education and understanding, and that's a lot to ask for some.

[TheBendan]

Maybe for show but there are now five woman whose real names and ages are now in the public domain as prostitutes. I called the old number, it was answered and I was told they are closed. Look forward to hearing from the first person who actually goes in to check it out. Will be back in the area soon and plan to check it for myself.

Maybe for show? Are you saying the arrests and seizure of property was just an act as in fake, I thought you were the Kaina guru Mr. Bill.

[TheBendan]

So they allow a new shop to open, re-open a shop already busted for prostitution, and then arrest 3 people? Please make it make sense! I can't figure out if they are brilliant and about to take us all down, or absolute clowns and this charade has all been for no reason at all. I might be willing to go try my luck at Kaina this afternoon.

That's a great idea, let us know how it goes!

Unless a cease and desist is issued there is no reason a shop can't reopen because an employee is charged. It's called due process, innocent until proven guilty.