General Reports

[Sitting BS]

HOLY SHEEP SH*T, bat man! Talked about stretched all to hell! WOW! That girl must use telephone poles for dildos!

There's cherry! Nope. She aint leavin the church

She starts undressing and"oh sh*t! Not again! " stretch marks all over that belly and the boobs too. Not nearly as bad as dawns but, still worse than I would have liked.

Telephone Poles for dildos. Funny shit man. OK, one important thing, but first, sounds like we may be seeing Cherry back in action real soon. I'm just figuring since she is hanging out in Camden (living there or elsewhere?) she is making it so much harder for herself to stay clean. So, bad news for her, and while I'm sure we'll all fell bad, who won't want a go with her? I've never met her, but from Cooky Jars tales of yore, I wanna piece.

Now for the important part: Those goddamned stretch marks. How do you avoid them? One thing that I like to do (though you should be careful, this can lead to trouble, in more way that one) if I don't know the girl, is have her come up to my window, talk about nothing for a minute, then touch her shirt a little. If she seems alright with this, I give her a nod, and she gives one back. I snake my hand up her shirt to check out the tits, and the stomach for those stretch marks. If I'm not sure about her gender, I'll take a quick trip down south too.

Problems? Well, I've been lucky in that I've never been "stung". If it were a cop, I could land in some trouble, but that is why you touch the shirt first, instead of just pushing your hand in there unannounced. I guess you have to take your chances with this, like I said, you could get in trouble. As for the chances that you are being watched by LE, typically the girl will know if they are around, but it never hurts to keep your eyes open as well.

Now, the other problem is this. Say what you find is unsatisfactory. Wrinkles galore, awful saggy tits, you name it. You reach in and you don't like what you find. Well...I know you think you shouldn't have anything to do with her, but the way she looks at it, you just took a good, long, free feel and now you owe it to her to pay for her services.

I wouldn't even say anything. Just wave her around, and when she clears the front of your car, get the hell out of there. If this happens, though, you might also consider finding another area to stroll for a while. I speak from experience. I was a dumbass at the time. I took off, and a few minutes later was near that block again. There she was with some of her friends. One of them grabs a huge piece of metal rubbish. Like a long pole or something, but it was heavy and awkward. He came running toward my car, trying to hit it with this apparatus, but he couldn't handle it, so he threw it and it bounced harmlessly of the side, no damage. 20 minutes later, I figure it's ok, so I cruise through there again. What an asshole. There she is, she point at me again, and two of them pull out pieces. Ass soon as I saw the guns, I just busted a u-turn there on broadway(it was around 2am, so traffic allowed for such a maneuver) and got the hell out. I didn't want to go back and see if they had a Bazooka, so with shots ringing in my ears, I got the hell out of town.

All that said, it is a good tip, and if I hadn't been such a moron, I would never have had any trouble with it. If you're not a moron, this is good for you. If you are, you'll probably use it anyway, I hope for your sake you are lucky and a fast learner, like me.

[Teabag X]

I hit camden this evening about 7 pm. I was seeing nothin but skanks til I saw dawn. { boy, was I in for a surprise} she looked good from the street, until she got in and WOO! That face got bad real quik! But, her body still looked OK. She say, "I'll get straight to the point. I'm on the rag so, you can have a BJ for. 25 or half and half with anal for. 4. Sounded like deal to me!

Take her to a good spot for a tractor trailer, then she takes her dress off, and HOLY SHEEP SH*T, bat man! Talked about stretched all to hell! WOW!

She starts the BJ and that parts good. So, I flip her up doggie to hit the backdoor and FUSH! It just fall in! All the way! Balls deep! Now, I'm not huge but, I'm not tiny either. That girl must use telephone poles for dildos!

I finally gave up, ripped off the wrapper and shoved it back in her mouth so she could finish the job and of course. She spit. So I get rid of her and take a break, hoping that a little later I can find some quality poon.

After my break, I head up the stroll, and more skanks every where you look, skanks and more skanks. Then I get up to atlantic, and there's cherry! I thought "maybe she fell off the wagon already and I can try CJ's girl! "

Nope. She aint leavin the church or the black she was talking to. DAMN! I looped around a couple of more times and nothin. Not a damn thing worth playin with. So, I'm about to give up, I'm headin for morgan so I can get he F outta there, turn the corner, and found heather. Now, that looks damn good with clothes on. She got a cute face, a nice ass. She gets in. And. 45 for the works. She starts undressing and"oh sh*t! Not again! " stretch marks all over that belly and the boobs too. Not nearly as bad as dawns but, still worse than I would have liked. The good thing is, her kitty was alot tighter than dawns backdoor. Thank god for that!

After that, I split. It was almost 10pm and I had someplace to be. But, I may be stuck here for the weekend. We'll see what happens.

[Bald2323]

Saw Terri tonight on the corner of Kaighn Ave. She's a pretty blonde, 30 yrs. old about 5'4'. Started talking and realized I'd been with her about 7 yrs. ago on the K. Was clean for a long stretch and has now relapsed with the big H. We've all heard it before. She lives with her parents in a huge house in Marlton so now goes to Camden as it's closer. I known she's right about where she lives as I dropped her of at her house 7 years ago. Anyway enough rambling and down to the particulars- She asked for 50 for a BJ to which I countered with 30. She agreed. While more than normal rates I knew she was good and hoped she still was. Fortunately she didn't disapoint ! She's got small but shapely tits with hot nipples. She seemed like she was in a rush as she was hurting. Luckily her skills combined with her sex appeal got me of quick. I got digits so if anyone's interested and has digits to share PM me and I'll check with her to see if she's cool with sharing.

Don't tell Dyan I said it but Terri is hotter than she is. Not only are her oral skills great but she is awesome in bed and very anal. Plus, when she's put together she's one of, if not the hottest girls in town.

[CookyJar]

Cooky. I told her I recognised her because of the star between her tits. She ask if I had seen I had seem them on the net and I said yes.

Thats when she said what she said. No other info was given or recieved. This was last fall and I haven't seen her since. Infact, I don't even have her digits anymore.

Okay! Let's drop it. I don't know why she or any girl would good into the details of their dates. I have seen Jackie twice since the pictures were taken. But, I have not seen her lately. In fact, I don't think I've seen her this year.

CookyJar

[Teabag X]

My question to you is; why was she divulging this information to you. I’ve been around the block a few times myself. I have yet to have a girl volunteer that type of information on one of her johns. Did you ask Jackie about me? Why?

Cooky. I told her I recognised her because of the star between her tits. She ask if I had seen I had seem them on the net and I said yes.

Thats when she said what she said. No other info was given or recieved. This was last fall and I haven't seen her since. Infact, I don't even have her digits anymore.

[CookyJar]

Bravo for the action PICS!

I don; t necessiarly like the Cock being sucked pics but would love to see some splooge on the girsl you do!

I am sorry, that’s not likely to happen. I find it extremely difficult to withdrawn my dick right in the middle of cumming. At that point in the action, I find that I am very selfish. It’s my nut and I want it. I cannot even imagine being able to stop fucking in the middle of cumming, taking the time to pull off a condom and then climb-up over a girl to shoot off on her face. Nope! Sorry! That’s not me. When I am fucking or getting my dick sucked and I feel that sensation rising within my dick – I’m going for broke and nothing but an act of god is going to stop me.

Surprisingly, I have had a number of girls who have given me permission to nut on their bottom, tits or in their face. The impression that I get is that they (the girls) prefer this type of action because it is less time consuming and does not require a lot of work on the girls part. Girls who don’t like to give BBBJCIM would rather have you withdraw and blow off on their face. Likewise, they would rather you do all of the work and jerk-off; then cum on their body.

There is another reason I like to follow though to the end. I cannot explain it, but; I am really fond of the BBBJCIMWS. I don’t mind it when a girl spits, I have even come to expect it. However, when a girl keeps going; slurping and licking to the last drop and then swallows – that’s my idea of heaven on earth. To withdraw prematurely would be to give up the possibility of receiving the CIM with a swallow experience.

No! You’re not likely to see me pull off that type of action. I am not putting down those who prefer this type of thing. In fact, rather than disapprove, I applaud their discipline. We all have our preferences and talents. And, I say Viva La Difference.

CookyJar

[Trashed201]

Saw Terri tonight on the corner of Kaighn Ave. She's a pretty blonde, 30 yrs. old about 5'4'. Started talking and realized I'd been with her about 7 yrs. ago on the K. Was clean for a long stretch and has now relapsed with the big H. We've all heard it before. She lives with her parents in a huge house in Marlton so now goes to Camden as it's closer. I known she's right about where she lives as I dropped her of at her house 7 years ago. Anyway enough rambling and down to the particulars- She asked for 50 for a BJ to which I countered with 30. She agreed. While more than normal rates I knew she was good and hoped she still was. Fortunately she didn't disapoint ! She's got small but shapely tits with hot nipples. She seemed like she was in a rush as she was hurting. Luckily her skills combined with her sex appeal got me of quick. I got digits so if anyone's interested and has digits to share PM me and I'll check with her to see if she's cool with sharing.

[Camnasty]

I am just not into action shots of myself. It’s not what I like to do. I have seen my own dick before and seeing it in a picture just doesn’t do anything for me. Wanna know the real truth? Looking at any dick isn’t especially a turn on for me. I am certainly not knocking anyone for what they like – I am just saying, it’s not my thing.

I have done a few. Here is a few of the latest that were taken some time ago.
I don’t see how this proves anything – but I do like posting pictures of Andrea every chance that I get.

Darn it! I do miss this girl.

Just wait and see, I’ll bet that somebody is going to suggest that since these pictures were taken – I’ve lost my dick.

And no, I am not about to shave, my Italian daddy would flip in his grave.

LOL

CookyJar

Bravo for the action PICS!

I don; t necessiarly like the Cock being sucked pics but would love to see some splooge on the girsl you do!

[TexasMonger]

Hey TexasMonger,

Take a look at the “Number of Views” for the pictures of Andrea I just posted. See the pattern?

The more exposed dick, the more views.

Hmmmmm! Very Interesting.

CookyJar

It is interesting cookie......Just wait and see the count when there is a pic of a dick inside a SW's pussy. Geez....These hit the roof pretty quick and god forbids if the guy has no rain coat on......Ouch...This will cause a week worth of DRAMA and lectures about STDs and HIV.

It seems to me that there are some of us out here who use this site for entertainment and have no life to live outside this forum. They get deep, read between the lines, interpret meanings and critique activities. We have lost the days when this site was a good site for information leading to the pleasures of us mongerers.

Keep posting my friend and if I ever run into you on the Camden trail I would love to buy you a beer and have a long talk with you about this sport.

P.S. I'm still working on my SW's project

Cheers

TM

[CookyJar]

I always wondered how come he never post pictures of action where he is in the pictures, ie, one of these chicks doing a BBBJ on his manhood.
TM

Wanna know the real truth? Looking at any dick isn’t especially a turn on for me. I am certainly not knocking anyone for what they like – I am just saying, it’s not my thing.
CookyJar

Hey TexasMonger,

Take a look at the “Number of Views” for the pictures of Andrea I just posted. See the pattern?

The more exposed dick, the more views.

Hmmmmm! Very Interesting.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

All I did was ask a question and tell you what I was told.
Thanks for answering

Okay, I can buy that.

Jackie told me she only allowed those pics because she wanted the $. She said that was all that happened.

My question to you is; why was she divulging this information to you. I’ve been around the block a few times myself. I have yet to have a girl volunteer that type of information on one of her johns. Did you ask Jackie about me? Why?

When I am out there, girls are always telling me about some guy who is asking questions about me. Why? Is there an ongoing investigation? If there are questions you guys want answered; why not ask me? You’re just spooking the girls.

…the fact that you were asking so many questions about CookyJar, spooked her. To her it was like an interrogation. CookyJar

Did you read My Word is My Rep and the post that led up to it.

I am not trying to embarrass anyone. I just want to know if I am the subject of some type of investigation.

CookyJar

[Ivel]

HA! Serves you right Cookie!!! Next time you decide to overload this board with fine looking pussy, you should take into consideration the possibility of offending the macho closet guys with homosexual tendencies. !!!

Dognabit! What the hell is wrong with you man!??? LOL What were you thinking!!!???

I don't know how else to explain it.... really. Grown men getting tired of seeing fine looking pussy? I bet they are the type of guys that buy Playboy just to read the articles.

Not me! Keep the pics cumming man.

You gotta understand, you will have your disciples and you will have you dis-ciples.



SWs don't just lie... they also lie, collectively speaking. (I'm talking nouns and verbs here)

[Teabag X]

I just got this PM from a member with 0 reviews

Okay! So you’ve got me. So I am a liar. So now what? What are you gonna do? Sue me? Shoot me?

And when you see these girls again, please thank them for telling you exactly what I asked them to say when questioned by an asshole. What I do is my business.

CookyJar

All I did was ask a question and tell you what I was told.

Thanks for answering

[Hizark21]

Cherry seem like a nice girl, but chances are she will stumble and get off the wagon at least a few times before she gives it up. It's hard enough just trying to get off drugs. But being a SW and on drugs is much harder.

[Southside103]

I just got this PM from a member with 0 reviews

Okay! So you’ve got me. So I am a liar. So now what? What are you gonna do? Sue me? Shoot me?

And when you see these girls again, please thank them for telling you exactly what I asked them to say when questioned by an asshole. What I do is my business.

CookyJar

I feel you. No disrespect to anyone but this site is about opinions. Some are facts and some are fiction. I have been under fire too. I got some one for NY attacking me about my post of warning new jacks from do incalls in Far rock. But now I'm being challenged. OK cool but I can only give info that I know. I see it's the same for you. Why would I hit the streets and ask a SW about another guy. Another guy sould be the farrest thing from my mind. But here is a idea that you said. LE will try anything to stop us and this. So trying to use our reps against us is a great way to get us to say some sh-t that will lead them to our door. I'm not saying the guy of guys that question you are LE, but it's not a bad idea to try that move. Cookie keep doing you.