Massage Parlor Reports

**FuckIt216** · 11-01-23 21:21

Stopped by Archer Perfect Spa to see the new girl that literally arrived 5 minutes before I did.

Was greated by the wonderful Sherry (love this woman).

Some guys doing some remodeling place is starting to look cool nice massage tables, lights and the new white lab coats the therapist wear are super sexy.

Was lead to my favorite room and offered a wonderful table shower. Then July entered the room super cool girl but doesn't speak a like of English which isn't a bad thing I asked for shower she offered table shower but I prefer to shower by myself. Headed back to room and straight into BBBJ which was legit tons of eye contact and finished in Mish.

On the way out Sherry offered a water and was wearing the sexiest red outfit I've ever seen.

Trust me guys check out Archer Perfect Spa you'll be glad you did. It's right up there with Orange Spa but without the wait and I feel more secure at this spa than any in the city.

**ConfuciusMan** · 11-01-23 17:09

Just left Broadway spa at 41 xx and Broadway. I saw Thai Tiffany.

She's back from Thailand. I had the best massage from her. She's a true professional massage. She ask me what area I needed work on. Told her the area and she worked it. Felt great and the flip. Something about thai women. They are so sexy. She was open to what I wanted. She has a great body and I would say a Asian jlo ass. Her English is good and she ask me if I wanted the finger. She could take care of it. I'm not into it. She's says it's a great experience. I didn't go for it. I tipped $140. The massage was great. Call and make an appointment.

**GWheaton** · 11-01-23 16:42

Originally Posted by Bambinos1987 [View Original Post]

That is terrible. They uploaded a video of her a few hours ago and I was getting excited to have fun after work. I guess I will wait for reviews of the others.

I wish I had better news. The truth is that the only redeeming quality of these places is that you can get on spur of the moment. If some of these providers made just the slightest effort they would be doubling their money. I guess if you are blowing 15 guys a day you burn out quick. My last few spa experiences were dismal so I think I will just spend the extra money on a low volume provider with a personality and some skills. If you go, report back about your experience!

**Member #6677** · 11-01-23 16:19

Traveling through and looking for tips on the far south end Chicago heights or preferably toward Crete.

MAny thanks.

**Bambinos1987** · 11-01-23 15:58

That is terrible. They uploaded a video of her a few hours ago and I was getting excited to have fun after work. I guess I will wait for reviews of the others.

Originally Posted by GWheaton [View Original Post]

I just saw her at Orange. I would not recommend at all. I rang the doorbell and an attractive Asian answered. I think it was Balla. She is tall and skinny but had bad teeth. I told her I wanted to see Kelly. Nobody knows who the fuck Kelly is so after some talking, the Latina sitting on the couch stands up.

My first impression is that she has a nice face, nice fake tits and one of those goofy looking fake asses. Before I can say anything, she says "$160 for 30 minutes. " That is about the extent of her English. I was prepared to spend some money for good service but I had a feeling this was going to be lame. I got undressed and she started a lame massage. She kept leaving and coming back into the room. I turned over on my own and she decided to put the cover on with no play. I hate CBJ but that was all that was on the menu. Absolutely no play with her pussy at all. No exploring her at all. We then fucked doggy for awhile and ended with a handjob. Latinas at these places are a complete waste of time. Don't waste your time and money. I would rather watch porn. I'm not impressed by Orange either.

**GWheaton** · 11-01-23 15:21

Originally Posted by Bambinos1987 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her in person yet? I have been wanting a Hispanic gal for a minute. But don't want to repeat the story of the colibian they just had.

I just saw her at Orange. I would not recommend at all. I rang the doorbell and an attractive Asian answered. I think it was Balla. She is tall and skinny but had bad teeth. I told her I wanted to see Kelly. Nobody knows who the fuck Kelly is so after some talking, the Latina sitting on the couch stands up.

My first impression is that she has a nice face, nice fake tits and one of those goofy looking fake asses. Before I can say anything, she says "$160 for 30 minutes. " That is about the extent of her English. I was prepared to spend some money for good service but I had a feeling this was going to be lame. I got undressed and she started a lame massage. She kept leaving and coming back into the room. I turned over on my own and she decided to put the cover on with no play. I hate CBJ but that was all that was on the menu. Absolutely no play with her pussy at all. No exploring her at all. We then fucked doggy for awhile and ended with a handjob. Latinas at these places are a complete waste of time. Don't waste your time and money. I would rather watch porn. I'm not impressed by Orange either.

**Bambinos1987** · 11-01-23 13:26

Has anyone seen her in person yet? I have been wanting a Hispanic gal for a minute. But don't want to repeat the story of the colibian they just had.

**OrdLover** · 11-01-23 12:51

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

She does have an interesting look, not the cutest but kind of exotic looking.

I'd repeat based on price and convenience.

Total damage $. 2. (that's 120).
None of girls in link are her

Please clean your inbox. It is full. As for the link people just look up Irving Park and it will pop up.

**GMoney05** · 11-01-23 03:00

Originally Posted by Subarusti [View Original Post]

Thinking of hitting up either Ozone or T-pro today since its pretty close to me. Can you still get L2 or L3 at those places?

T-Pro cheaper and better. Ozone Is garbage now they used to around 2020-2021 had like 6-7 Asian chicks and they would all be pretty hot looking but maybe 1. Now It's rude older ladies who are like 40's and 50's with bad rushy attitudes and they want A 20 tip just to remove any piece of clothing also the streets around Chicago Ave get's way too busy people just stare at you while your trying to get In. The owners of these Spa's can't seem to pick A more quite street. Also there's been some new Spa's popping up around Chicago Ave. There's one like down the street from T-Pro on the same side of the street nobody I notice on here ever talks about. Ozone ain't worth the hype everybody's gone now the "Anal Queen" Karlee gone. And my favorite was Cindy and even she I found out was around 35-36 pretending to be 27.

**Walker333** · 10-31-23 17:43

Originally Posted by Subarusti [View Original Post]

Thinking of hitting up either Ozone or T-pro today since its pretty close to me. Can you still get L2 or L3 at those places?

All levels are available although YMMV. Be ready to tip upfront, unless they know you.

**Akuma187** · 10-31-23 16:59

I'm from out of town but I frequently scroll the forum and was wondering about these places and what's the difference. Sorry if I'm ignorant or just plain dumb for even asking, I was just scrolling through RM and seen alot of these other AMPs but none are reviewed here except the ones that have the senior mongers seal of approval. Is it because of the providers, service, location, or rates. Maybe I just need to spend some money and be disappointed. I don't know sorry guys just rambling and counting down the days till I can come back and see what's on the menu in this upcoming month. Anyway be Safe.

**Subarusti** · 10-31-23 15:32

Thinking of hitting up either Ozone or T-pro today since its pretty close to me. Can you still get L2 or L3 at those places?

**HappyGardener** · 10-31-23 13:05

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

The Fullerton spot is a PPS place. The phone number listed by Jayp80 also suggest PPS locations. I can't tell how many of these women he moves around, how many just split, and how many stay in one spot for a long time. It seems like the North Ashland spot has had the same woman for a long time.

I was going thru texts and pictures and I realized she and I texted back in March!! And she texted me a few weeks ago and said she was still there.

**Eddinger** · 10-31-23 12:52

Went back to try Cici. She was fantastic. Pretty hot. Not tall. Great stomach and perfect tits. Second it me at this place and the shower rimming is just out of this world. She cleaned my asshole pretty thoroughly and then spent like 5-10 minutes with her face and tongue in there. Great BBBJTC. Then back to room for one of the most pretend massages I've ever had. Then more sucking my asshole. Then more blowing until I was ready to fuck and then I drilled her while sucking her huge tits until I came. Just wonderful. 300.

**ReallyNotSayin** · 10-31-23 11:20

Originally Posted by DaveyJ23 [View Original Post]

Not sure if this belongs in the massage parlor section or somewhere devoted to Latinas, but here you go:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-me-26990.html

Location: South Loop. On Wabash a block or two south of Roosevelt. It is kind of a strange office building. I'm sure I've been there before, but can't quite remember who was there. There are a couple of rooms in the space, so maybe there is another girl working out of there. God knows if you text any of the Latinas on rubrankings they all point you to the same intersection.

The girl: Ivy is definitely not the girl in the photos, but I think she's probably close enough. Just think a slightly less hot version of the girl in the pics. Mid-to-late 20's Latina. Nice body. I especially liked her ass. Her tits were nice enough in a manmade sort of way. Big, but not really natural. She does the massage on a table that seems like its going to fall apart if you look at it funny. She starts off in lingerie, but gets naked pretty fast. Mutual touch is fine. Tits, ass, fiv, whatever, just don't be a jerk about it.

Cost: It was $180 for a half hour, which is what I would recommend. An hour is $240 but that seems kind of ridiculous..

Oh, brother. I love Ivy. Such a spinner and that ass. OMG. I was on that like white on rice for a very long time and then she moved to this Des Planes / South Loop spot. I was so, so bummed.

Unless things have changed since I last saw her, probably in my personal top 3 in Chicago.