Massage Parlor Reports

**DaveyJ23** · 10-30-23 14:47

Not sure if this belongs in the massage parlor section or somewhere devoted to Latinas, but here you go:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-me-26990.html

Location: South Loop. On Wabash a block or two south of Roosevelt. It is kind of a strange office building. I'm sure I've been there before, but can't quite remember who was there. There are a couple of rooms in the space, so maybe there is another girl working out of there. God knows if you text any of the Latinas on rubrankings they all point you to the same intersection.

The girl: Ivy is definitely not the girl in the photos, but I think she's probably close enough. Just think a slightly less hot version of the girl in the pics. Mid-to-late 20's Latina. Nice body. I especially liked her ass. Her tits were nice enough in a manmade sort of way. Big, but not really natural. She does the massage on a table that seems like its going to fall apart if you look at it funny. She starts off in lingerie, but gets naked pretty fast. Mutual touch is fine. Tits, ass, fiv, whatever, just don't be a jerk about it.

Cost: It was $180 for a half hour, which is what I would recommend. An hour is $240 but that seems kind of ridiculous.

Pros: Cute girl. Pretty good bodyrub. Fully nude. Mutual touch encouraged. Nice release. Good titjob. $180 is pretty good as these things go.

Cons: She wasn't very talkative so there wasn't much chemistry. It was a lot of awkward silences. The rickity massage table means that she is definitely not getting up there with you. I'm pretty light but I thought the whole thing would collapse. I'm fine with just a HJ / titjob, but it didn't seem to me that there was much room for upgrades. YMMV.

Overall, I've seen a bunch of Latinas over the years. The gold standard is Luna, but it seems like she might have just retired. Ivy is somewhere in the middle pack. Pretty cute. Does a good job for a decent price.

**Jayp80** · 10-30-23 14:11

Originally Posted by Niceguy99 [View Original Post]

This is kind of up my alley. What was the damage for this $$?

Can't remember it was early covid, maybe 120-140. Yuki was her name at lotus as mongers below have reminded me. She did / does advertise the p-spot massage as well but some reviews have said the girl they saw didn't offer it.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/chica...9/606297647984

**Niceguy99** · 10-30-23 14:00

Originally Posted by Jayp80 [View Original Post]

I've seen her, for me it was a 30 min ball, shaft, tip (repeat) massage. I was on the table she sat between my legs and played with jr for 30 minutes straight, was kinda weird because I never could figure out when she was trying to make me shoot and when she was trying to continue the massage. Think there are two storefronts and a couple girls, I recognize the # because I text a different # for the Diversey location and had the 917 # text me back later asking if I was still coming. It's ok if you're in the area, 3 hrs commute. Absolutely no.

This is kind of up my alley. What was the damage for this $$?

**Nowhere500** · 10-30-23 13:37

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Think that's yuki, the grasping dragon thing is what she calls the p spot massage.

Can anyone tell me where this grasping dragon massage is on Armitage? Wasn't able to figure it out.

**Eddinger** · 10-30-23 12:30

Went to orange in the late morning. No one seemed there but I was told everyone was busy. But the other rooms seemed empty except one. Anyhow. Got some girl. Short. Cute face. Nice legs and ass, meh everything else. Very furry pussy Bush. Was told coco and cici not available. But this wasn't a Latina either so no idea who she was and never understood her name.

Anyhow. Paid for hour. Got naked. She was nude in a flash too and we went to shower room. Place is kind of gross but not as bad as some. Prob like a slightly better toyko spa I guess. The shower room was huge though with big table so that was great. Got a wonderful shower with her nude on my and cleaning me and then the absolute best rimming I've ever had. She was literally spreading my ass hard with her hands and diving her face in and tonguing my asshole and then mouthing and sucking it like I do a tit. It was incredible. On the fip she slide all over me and then got off table and I was pulling her pussy hair and fingering her **** and asshole and while she let me get a finger somewhat inside then pulled it out and said no. So. No problem. She then started a perfect BBBJ and I just decided to let her go at it and came a ton in her mouth. She was a bit surprised when I came and stopped for a second and choked and then went right back to it and sucked me until was all done. Worked my balls. Squeeze everything out of my dick like tootherpase and kept sucking. It was fantastic. Finished up and went back to room and she left and came back with a rubber and I sat on the bed while she blew me to get me hard again and put the condom on and I just laid her over the table and drilled her from behind until I came again. Not the hottest girl, and I really was hoping to see the coco or cici everyone suggests is pretty but she was buc nasty fun.

**UncleNutzy** · 10-30-23 12:21

Anybody been here? I think I saw one report just saying it wasn't great but no details at all.

**LookinAround1** · 10-30-23 11:42

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

RL is trash pure hell hole.

Try PD, HKPD or The CHI Earth (Spa).

On spas Orange, Tokyo, Perfect Archer or.

SXL.

But RL is a filthy whorehouse.

Don't go to RL, basically what he said. Its just a whorehouse. I regretted ever going there.

**Coopertars** · 10-30-23 11:28

Originally Posted by Hootersman1 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried this place that offers a different type of massage called the ancient court method of grasping dragon tendons? It sure does sound intriguing to try, but it is a three hour drive for me. Any info is good to know, you can pm me if you wish. The ad is on bedpage, so it may be a scam too. I will try to contact them to see if it is real.

Think that's yuki, the grasping dragon thing is what she calls the p spot massage.

**Jayp80** · 10-30-23 09:02

Originally Posted by Hootersman1 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried this place that offers a different type of massage called the ancient court method of grasping dragon tendons? It sure does sound intriguing to try, but it is a three hour drive for me. Any info is good to know, you can pm me if you wish. The ad is on bedpage, so it may be a scam too. I will try to contact them to see if it is real.

I've seen her, for me it was a 30 min ball, shaft, tip (repeat) massage. I was on the table she sat between my legs and played with jr for 30 minutes straight, was kinda weird because I never could figure out when she was trying to make me shoot and when she was trying to continue the massage. Think there are two storefronts and a couple girls, I recognize the # because I text a different # for the Diversey location and had the 917 # text me back later asking if I was still coming. It's ok if you're in the area, 3 hrs commute. Absolutely no.

**Sfgop2A** · 10-30-23 08:54

Originally Posted by RichL1234;6657116[URL

https://superasian.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/159024555[/URL]

Great for a quick fix. Decent body, probably late 30's, small B cups, small ass, but thick thighs, all in all an ok time.

Massage consisted of her getting naked and rubbing her body up and down my back. Did the flip and more of the same. Hands free to roam all over. FIV.

Put on a raincoat for a nice CBJ, followed up by reverseCG.

She's very vocal and totally into it.

She does have an interesting look, not the cutest but kind of exotic looking.

I'd repeat based on price and convenience.

Total damage $. 2. (that's 120).
None of girls in link are her

Link is broken, sadly.

**DWaits** · 10-30-23 00:32

Originally Posted by RichL1234;6657116[URL

https://superasian.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/159024555[/URL]

Great for a quick fix. Decent body, probably late 30's, small B cups, small ass, but thick thighs, all in all an ok time.

Link doesn't work, Rich. Can you either post the photo page or the post history page. Those links will work longer. Photos link is best.

Also, what's the general location?

**Mitsom** · 10-29-23 20:02

I thought someone on here said 819 was back open so headed over today. My dumb a $$ drove around the block twice "scoping it out" before parking around the corner and walking up only to notice the big orange sign when the door wouldn't open LOL.

So in a scramble headed south thinking I remember folks saying full service was to be had at Archer Spa. Parked around the corner. Walking past on saw that Comfort has changed its name to Sapphire Spa. On whim decided to head in. Business as usual there it seems although I was lucky enough to get Yuyu and didn't see any other girls.

Yuyu is in her late 30's / early 40's probably but still got her game. I just love her thin body and cute little butt and firm B / C's with the cutest nipples. I've also just always found her very attractive. She was happy to see me at once and asked why I haven't been there in a while. Headed to the room where on her return I was sitting on the bed naked with flag at half staff. We did some hugging and caressing and I pulled her skirt up to palm her little butt. Turned her around, pulled her skirt up and put jr inside her thigh gap. She insisted it was time for a good massage. She never disappoints. I'd say she's consistently one of the top massages I've had. She knows I'm good for the cash so after the hot towel she did her move where she raises my hips and put jr in her mouth from behind. Sat up and got her down to the thong and turned her around putting jr between her cheeks where she grinded up and down my shaft and balls with her hands up against the wall. What a sight. Turned her back and sucked on those nips for a bit. Got head from her in a few positions. At one point had her in doggy on the table while I'm standing in front of her pumping her mouth and alternating between spanking her a $$ and rubbing her P. She flips and spreads and just starts playing with herself at one point which was hot. Did some impromptu bls as well. Girls got skills. Finally I laid down and held her head and pumped her mouth for a good couple minutes until I erupted. She took it like a trooper although she dodged the nut. Girl knows it's coming with precision timing LOL.

I've tried to get L3 from her for years. Always adamantly denies me in the cutest most playful ways. Says she doesn't do that. Asked her if she has a bf and she says no. Says if she had a bf she'd just "make him sad" because of her job LOL. Tells me she hasn't had any D. I find that hard to believe. If any of you guys have given it to her I don't even want to know LOL. Would make me so jealous.

When she came back to the room I had $180 on the pillow which is our usual. I don't even want to hear it from you guys saying I overpay. She says she's leaving in a couple of days to go back to China for 6 weeks. When I said, oh no, she shewed me away saying "you not come to see me for months!" LOL.

**RichL1234** · 10-29-23 16:54

https://superasian.com.listcrawler.e...cago/159024555

Great for a quick fix. Decent body, probably late 30's, small B cups, small ass, but thick thighs, all in all an ok time.

Massage consisted of her getting naked and rubbing her body up and down my back. Did the flip and more of the same. Hands free to roam all over. FIV.

Put on a raincoat for a nice CBJ, followed up by reverseCG.

She's very vocal and totally into it.

She does have an interesting look, not the cutest but kind of exotic looking.

I'd repeat based on price and convenience.

Total damage $. 2. (that's 120).
None of girls in link are her

**Hootersman1** · 10-29-23 16:39

Has anyone tried this place that offers a different type of massage called the ancient court method of grasping dragon tendons? It sure does sound intriguing to try, but it is a three hour drive for me. Any info is good to know, you can pm me if you wish. The ad is on bedpage, so it may be a scam too. I will try to contact them to see if it is real.

**NovaBrain** · 10-29-23 15:56

Originally Posted by Tinley708 [View Original Post]

I have an opportunity to become way more active than I have been. Both financially and in terms of schedule flexibility. Thinking over the next several months creating my own tour of some of the more familiar or noteworthy places Chicago offers. I am trying to get approved at KP, but have not heard back after 2 inquiries so far.

I have been considering a trip to Bridgeport in Chinatown to visit RL. I am not familiar with the neighborhood and was looking for input on how safe this area is and what parking might be like. As I watch the news at night, seems like most of the stick-ups are farther north, but car jackings seem to happen there. Just a perception / recollection, and not willing to go just on "maybe I saw / heard this once".

Also, am I likely to join a crowd waiting on a couch for a room to open up?

I have done my homework on here, and in the past offered my reviews when I was very active. Looking to get back in the game while have an opportunity and will absolutely follow-up with reviews as I make stope on my road trip !

Thanks to you all !

I went twice (finding Latinas in Chicago is hard) and it was enough for me to know to never go back. There's nothing inherently wrong with the service, the girls are about as enthusiastic there as they are at BHC / Orange. Good price for the hour and MSOG.

The issue is that the place is truly disgusting. The floor is sticky, the bathroom is disgusting, the rooms are small and muggy. I saw an old comment joking that a roach may walk into your shoe while you're busy, which is completely believable. You walk into a tiny kitchen and living room with a few foldable chairs. The two times I went nobody was there, so you're not likely to join a crowd. I went in the late afternoon on a weekend which at the other spas is usually chaotic.

Give it a shot, the girls are pretty attractive there, but be aware you're walking into a real shithole.