Massage Parlor Reports

**BearBoy** · 11-01-23 11:51

Does anyone know what happened to Tina from the old blue green spa? The place has been closed for awhile and I know she left well before it closed.

She had an absolute Hoover for a mouth and I'd really love to see her again.

**Bearded Monger** · 11-01-23 02:11

Went back to A to Z today to see if I could meet up with Yuyu again before she left. Unfortunately she and Ava already moved on to their next adventure. But my disappointment didn't last long, because Tina is back! She was here in September and quickly became one of my all time favorites. She said she was planning on coming back in December, but changed her mind and came back early. Not only that, but she's planning on staying a couple months. TJNiko, listen up, I know you like Paula, but you have to try Tina. She's probably in her late twenties, very attractive, wonderful personality, no tattoos, one small scar on her waist, speaks very little English so she does a lot with her translator, very nice body with a little extra on the tummy but not bad, maybe B sized boobs. She has a great little ass and gives a spectacular BBBJ. Her BJ technique is top notch and she really knows how to make it feel good. We did all the regular positions today, but she puts forth the effort if you want to do more. I can't speak highly enough about her. She's in my top 3 for sure. Paula is still there and I saw another new girl named Lisa in passing. She was attractive and looked a bit thicker than average. I might give her a try soon, but it will be difficult to see anyone but Tina IMO.

I've come to realize this is more of an addiction than a hobby for me. I think I've been averaging 4-6 AMP visits per month for at least the last 5 months. I'm glad I make enough money to support it, but when I reflect on it. Damn, that's a lot.

**Hempy420** · 10-31-23 22:08

Originally Posted by AmpHunter101 [View Original Post]

Spoke with Tina at Wildflower she said Leah will be back from China Nov. 10th. She had a family emergency and definitely will be back. Maybe a neighboring AMP spreading this misinformation?

She seems to be long gone unfortunately, what a great rack.

**OddJob69** · 10-31-23 21:29

Originally Posted by RolfTorren [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report. Normally hh is 60 so I'm assuming you paid for the hour. That would explain the tip amount too. I wish more places offered this type of TS experience. I've gotten preliminary bnbj and FS during the TS which is awesome.

I've been a few times and never seen any effort to change a sheet, so your observations are spot on. MMS lurks in the hallway during the morning and scowls at patrons. He has virtually no English and os primarily there to wash towels guessing. I'm sure she's not the one answering texts when I ask who's available. I believe today is Monica's last day for a while. She's definitely not the 20 something you saw.

Yes, I was hoping for Monica but luck didn't work that way. Yes, 1 hr. And Yes, the fun started in the room, rocked in the TS room without question, then concluded back in the room. Only con was cleanliness of table. However none of that came into play until after completion so didn't take away from session. The TS rocks here, so many positions and fun. But you all are lucky to know that already. And agree with everyone, the parking sucks even if you can park there. I went with the lot across street with the Thai massage place. Easy walk across street. Also was impressed despite the monger waiting, she made sure to complete my full hour even though I would have been ok with it short. After the fun and cleanup, probably only had 10 min left which I was fine with if she had ended. Massage wasnt that great anyway, but her session service level was outstanding.

**BallaStPoint** · 10-31-23 18:04

Originally Posted by Glaucon [View Original Post]

Gents. I want to first thank you all for having what I have to imagine is at least one of the most active, helpful forums on this site. I've been reading your posts and visiting your recommendations for a few months now and they're all spot on except for one thing.

I can't find anyone willing to do FS. I haven't shared any reports because I haven't had much to actually report about. I go to the spot, things are going great, and then I ask for FS. They typically grab junior and about half back out right then and ask if they can do oral instead. The other half take my money and say yes. Then as soon as I get hard, all of them go to the HJ only option.

All but one gave back money so that is good but I'm zero for 16 at this point trying for FS and am about ready to just stick with HJ places only as they do a better massage. I like HJ's so that's not the worst thing in the world, but yall tell some really great stories and I was hoping to partake myself.

I'm a bit of an outlier in the girth department, but I was wondering if anyone might recommend a particularly roomy lass you may have encountered who might be up for FS?

Really weird way to introduce myself to the community and I'm sorry about that, but I figured HJ's from FS shops wasn't anything yall would want to hear about.

If you don't mind a more mature Korean pro, I'm sure Yuki at Pine on CMB could help you. She's been in the game a long time but is just working Pine on Mondays. Nice uncovered fun, but did not want me to come inside. Hhr60+100.

**RolfTorren** · 10-31-23 14:21

Thanks for the report. Normally hh is 60 so I'm assuming you paid for the hour. That would explain the tip amount too. I wish more places offered this type of TS experience. I've gotten preliminary bnbj and FS during the TS which is awesome.

I've been a few times and never seen any effort to change a sheet, so your observations are spot on. MMS lurks in the hallway during the morning and scowls at patrons. He has virtually no English and os primarily there to wash towels guessing. I'm sure she's not the one answering texts when I ask who's available. I believe today is Monica's last day for a while. She's definitely not the 20 something you saw.

Originally Posted by OddJob69 [View Original Post]

Finally made it to unique tonight. Took luck of draw and got young 20 something with phone translator. $80 house and $180 upfront. I normally do $160 but her tongue let me know game on even though no English. She Dropped her clothes and I was getting pre-TS bath before asking what I wanted. Certainly helped negotiations as I was already in birthday suit. Gave her a nice handle to escort me across hall to TS room. Pros. Got to love the TS (table shower). Probably real close to best. Only place to top the TS positions and fun here was in Orlando where it was a full on Greek fest and then some in TS room with each available girl introducing herself and making a case for multi girl fun back in the room. I won't go into detail on the wild TS here, but don't pass the TS opportunity up. Back to room 20 or so later, no massage, straight to game time. Not sure I could have laid face down after the TS anyway. Multiple positions, karaoke mic uncovered. Lots of bare camel slides, 69, various covered Frank Sinatra tunes, then CIM finish. Cleanup, then not the best massage after to round out my time, all face up. Still groin play, but no real effort for a round two. One of you came in late session so the lackluster massage was rushed, which probably helped. As I said, not great. This place definitely not going to be confused as a licensed therapeutic massage front that is for sure. Ok, the Cons: while the sheet looked clean when I arrived, I am wondering after. No change of sheet or pillow cover after I was done. She just straightened out what was there. You've been warned. If she hadn't made the effort to straighten it up, I would have thought she was just rushing to get to next monger in room next door who just came in and they would still change before using again. But the effort to straighten kinda says no interest in putting on clean table dressing. Wasn't Monica by description as my "masseuse" was a young looker, but I couldn't understand name. Enjoy the TS, worth the trip if yours are anything like mine or others have alluded to as well.

**TacoBull** · 10-31-23 13:08

Met Sophia yesterday afternoon. She's around 5'0, a little on the heavy side, natural tits, pretty face. Didn't have time for a massage so we got right to it. The stereotype that chubby girls give great head is one I have found to be true, and Sophia delivered. Great BBBJ, lotta peripheral licking up my thighs, ball sucking, not quite DT but close, dipped down under to lick my asshole a bit.

For the sex we did doggystyle on the table, cowgirl, and mish. Nothing too crazy, I wasn't too into her body, but she took it all which is nice. Finished with more of that sweet sweet BJ, massive load in the mouth and some good sucking afterwards.

**OddJob69** · 10-31-23 02:46

Finally made it to unique tonight. Took luck of draw and got young 20 something with phone translator. $80 house and $180 upfront. I normally do $160 but her tongue let me know game on even though no English. She Dropped her clothes and I was getting pre-TS bath before asking what I wanted. Certainly helped negotiations as I was already in birthday suit. Gave her a nice handle to escort me across hall to TS room. Pros. Got to love the TS (table shower). Probably real close to best. Only place to top the TS positions and fun here was in Orlando where it was a full on Greek fest and then some in TS room with each available girl introducing herself and making a case for multi girl fun back in the room. I won't go into detail on the wild TS here, but don't pass the TS opportunity up. Back to room 20 or so later, no massage, straight to game time. Not sure I could have laid face down after the TS anyway. Multiple positions, karaoke mic uncovered. Lots of bare camel slides, 69, various covered Frank Sinatra tunes, then CIM finish. Cleanup, then not the best massage after to round out my time, all face up. Still groin play, but no real effort for a round two. One of you came in late session so the lackluster massage was rushed, which probably helped. As I said, not great. This place definitely not going to be confused as a licensed therapeutic massage front that is for sure. Ok, the Cons: while the sheet looked clean when I arrived, I am wondering after. No change of sheet or pillow cover after I was done. She just straightened out what was there. You've been warned. If she hadn't made the effort to straighten it up, I would have thought she was just rushing to get to next monger in room next door who just came in and they would still change before using again. But the effort to straighten kinda says no interest in putting on clean table dressing. Wasn't Monica by description as my "masseuse" was a young looker, but I couldn't understand name. Enjoy the TS, worth the trip if yours are anything like mine or others have alluded to as well.

**Glaucon** · 10-30-23 23:21

Originally Posted by RolfTorren [View Original Post]

One thing you could try is to do searches in the forums looking for "magnum" or "magnum approved". Some other guys have the same or similar challenges and their experiences might help. You could PM them for advice or tips.

Good idea! Thank you!

**BluesBalls** · 10-30-23 19:04

Originally Posted by Llcj13 [View Original Post]

Dear Lord, I reread this post just now when I was sober and I owe you a sincere apology. I wrote this post after happy hour and it made it sound like you and everyone and everyone on this board are naive idiots. You responded so kindly, and I thank you for that; I bow my head in shame. I look forward to contributing.

It takes a real man to admit when he's wrong. Some of you guys who have been around for awhile could learn from this noob.

Kudos

A2

No worries man. Thank you so much for your apology, it is very much accepted and appreciated!

**RolfTorren** · 10-30-23 16:20

One thing you could try is to do searches in the forums looking for "magnum" or "magnum approved". Some other guys have the same or similar challenges and their experiences might help. You could PM them for advice or tips.

Originally Posted by Glaucon [View Original Post]

Gents. I want to first thank you all for having what I have to imagine is at least one of the most active, helpful forums on this site. I've been reading your posts and visiting your recommendations for a few months now and they're all spot on except for one thing.

I can't find anyone willing to do FS. I haven't shared any reports because I haven't had much to actually report about. I go to the spot, things are going great, and then I ask for FS. They typically grab junior and about half back out right then and ask if they can do oral instead. The other half take my money and say yes. Then as soon as I get hard, all of them go to the HJ only option.

All but one gave back money so that is good but I'm zero for 16 at this point trying for FS and am about ready to just stick with HJ places only as they do a better massage. I like HJ's so that's not the worst thing in the world, but yall tell some really great stories and I was hoping to partake myself..

**Tijuaniko** · 10-30-23 02:37

Originally Posted by BeardedMonger [View Original Post]

I appreciate your feedback, it's something I think people should do a bit more. When you see a review about a girl you think you'll enjoy, go give her a try and then reply back to validate the post for the group. Some of these reviews definitely seem a little too good to be true, but who knows. I know most of my posts so far have been about A to Z, and I don't want to be called a shill. I just write about the places I go as honestly and accurately as I can, and I've been going there a lot compared to other places, because it has been way more hits than misses. It's MY experience, so of course others might not have the same tastes as me and might not like the girls, but at least I can give you an idea of what they are like and offer.

With that said, I went back to A to Z on Friday to try out Yuyu. She's pretty, maybe 5'6", around 100 lbs, no tattoos or scars that I could see, says she's 28, speaks only a little English but enough to not need a translator. Small butt, shaved cute little Asian pussy, natural B tits. She was another great GFE. I started with DATY and she got into it and said she came twice. She said she hasn't cum in months, so she was very happy and surprised I was able to make it happen. If it's true, I'm glad I could get her there. She tasted and smelled really good. Moving on, DFK, BBBJ w / DT. The BJ was good, tongue bath all around the balls and shaft with good eye contact. Mish, k9, standing k9, all with some nice nipple suckling (on me) in between. I asked if I could CIM and she said ok. Pounded away in k9 and as I said I was about to cum, she knew the mission, she whipped around real quick as I yanked the condom off and blew my load in her mouth as she sucked away for a bit. It was a little funny, because most girls spit into a kleenex or something pretty fast after CIM, but she held it in and calmly went to the bathroom to spit and rinse. She's another really good provider that I hope you all get the chance to meet. As I left, it sounded like Yuyu would be leaving on Sunday or Monday, but would be coming back pretty soon. My guess is for her monthly visitor. When she gets back, I'll be sure to see her again and let you all know. And I might even see Paula again since TJNiko says I might have just had a bad day.

Again, I'll start by saying I'm not posting full reviews for the time being but I wanted to get back to you, since you so clearly appreciated my previous feedback. I did not waste any time in seeing Ava and I found everything you said about her to be true. And then some. I, personally, had an extraordinary time with her. OF COURSE THOUGH, YMMV. Her size is perfect to toss around and get into all kinds of positions, which was a great highpoint for me. Her body is great although she's not the absolute most stunning lady but very cute nonetheless. She's got a darker skin tone too, which I like now and again. I'll be back for her and Paula. Enough said.

I'm glad you're considering trying Paula again. If you're experience is half what mine was, you'll love it.

Good luck to all of you out there.

-TJNiko.

**Lascivious** · 10-29-23 22:28

Originally Posted by Jaysd80 [View Original Post]

I've been on the forums for awhile and almost a decade now. Seriously both the senior posters and newbs need to get their shit together and post Mesa Ridge Spa instead of "Mesa Spa" on here. I have not been here in over 5 years and was reading all the good reviews on here. I googled "Mesa Spa" and pulled the phone # from rubmaps and called the wrong Mesa Spa on Clairemont Mesa Blvd.

Anyways I went to Mesa Ridge Spa yesterday and asked for a line up. I ended up choosing the highly recommended Vivian and the spinner was worth it. Only complaint was she up charged $. 4 for BBBJ. I should have known better and should have said I've been there before when she asked if it was my first time there.

I don't like the vibe at Mesa Ridge. Check out the other reviews about how asking for Vivian elicited a shitty response from another girl that the monger didn't want to get with. I've had a similar interaction looking for a particular girl. Higher prices and shitty attitudes make me not not want to go there.

However, Vivian sounds hot. If she can really to a full DT with that sexy little body, I'd be up for it for 1.

+ HF.

**TacoBull** · 10-29-23 19:24

Aight so I've got about an hour to bang tomorrow. Putting aside level of service etc, who is the hottest girl you know of that's going to be working tomorrow, and basic physical description since everyone's tastes are a little different? Looking for lots of opinions.

Thank you!

**Glaucon** · 10-29-23 16:24

Gents. I want to first thank you all for having what I have to imagine is at least one of the most active, helpful forums on this site. I've been reading your posts and visiting your recommendations for a few months now and they're all spot on except for one thing.

I can't find anyone willing to do FS. I haven't shared any reports because I haven't had much to actually report about. I go to the spot, things are going great, and then I ask for FS. They typically grab junior and about half back out right then and ask if they can do oral instead. The other half take my money and say yes. Then as soon as I get hard, all of them go to the HJ only option.

All but one gave back money so that is good but I'm zero for 16 at this point trying for FS and am about ready to just stick with HJ places only as they do a better massage. I like HJ's so that's not the worst thing in the world, but yall tell some really great stories and I was hoping to partake myself.

I'm a bit of an outlier in the girth department, but I was wondering if anyone might recommend a particularly roomy lass you may have encountered who might be up for FS?

Really weird way to introduce myself to the community and I'm sorry about that, but I figured HJ's from FS shops wasn't anything y’all would want to hear about.