Massage Parlor Reports

**Wenger** · 10-28-23 10:25

I'm back working in the city after years in the south suburbs and wondering if any spa's have mt's that dress up for halloween? It's something that I've always liked seeing porn wise and I'm looking at possibly doing some trick or treating after work on the way home.

**GMoney05** · 10-28-23 03:26

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Maybe it's your attitude that puts them off because it sure comes across that way in your posts.

Nah they're old money hungry heffa's that's the problem. But If you want to throw away extra money than you can. Plus outside Rita I didn't see anybody else who stands out. She's leaving this weekend anyways.

**FuckIt216** · 10-28-23 03:10

Originally Posted by BobKelso954 [View Original Post]

Visiting Chicago this weekend after a long hiatus. I have visited HKPD but don't know the others which one is your favorite, since cost is very similar?

I have a sneaky feeling that I went to Ruby a few years ago but cant remember - all those Chinese places look similar

Thanks!

The Earth CHI is hands down the best spa in Chicago prices on higher end but a wonderful experience you almost feel like you are in a spa in Tokyo or Japan.

Archer Perfect Spa. Always 2 hot girls there and they have great prices.

Some Mongers will direct to the spas that pay them I've never made $1 from spa or accepted.

Even freebies I leave honest reviews of what I personally prefer.

Also if you are into Columbia Girls go check out Sofia at HKPD she is young and smoking hot.

**GMoney05** · 10-28-23 02:31

Originally Posted by WoodWorker9 [View Original Post]

I have to agree. It sucks because Ozone used to be my favorite place. I'd also get a decent massage, they had different girls rotating in who were pretty hot and you could get a topless L1 for. 6 . Now they're a money grab with bad service. Seems like that's been the case since the new mamasan took over.

Yeah dude alot has changed at Ozone even the street parking they write up cars now for parking on Chicago Ave. Cindy and Sasha were my favorites both left and heard got married. All the hype that Ozone had like 2 years ago has now went over to Chinatown Tokyo or Orange. I personally like Spa's where I can keep going back and building up with the same MT. Ozone I stopped liking last year they hired way too many new MT's I had A problem with 1 (Natalie some Black witch claiming to be Brazilian) and from there I always had trouble. I don't like how some of these Spa's are ran. 1 MT having an Issue with A costumer shouldn't mean the costumer shouldn't be allowed back. I'm on here to aware desperate men out there about better and cheaper Spa's. Nobody ever talks about Ling-Ling on here or Lucky Spa and Broadway Spa up north.

**GMoney05** · 10-28-23 02:18

Originally Posted by Lukkylou [View Original Post]

CLC is just ok in a pinch. The broads are somewhat attractive, but older. Sarah is probably in her late 40's with obvious baby damage. Another one that was getting a lot of hype recently, can't remember her name, was also in her 40's. Cuter, but still an old broad. Yes it's overpriced. The place is clean and neat, but the pay first policy is annoying. The girls are passive and will always give you a decent massage. So hearing hype about a new hot broad there is more than likely monger exaggeration. The only, ONLY, Korean that was reported as a hot little thing was Mink out in the NW burbs and even she was older than the Chinese girls in Chinatown area.

Orange, has a ton of puss rotating through there, but can get extra busy. It's also in a shithole area and there are cameras everywhere. The talent at orange is most definitely younger and some of the girls are extremely cute. Overall service varies, but for me, it's so much more satisfying railing a young tight little Chinese doll there. Some have struggled to take the pounding, but they have all been troopers about it. I've only had one young cute one at Orange that had a hallway puss. Also, the girls at Orange will BBBJ no problem. The place is kind of dumpy, but the pricing is fair. Massage? Maybe. I wish they offered an outcall option honestly.

I honestly prefer orange over all the other Chinese joints. The mamasan there has a great recruitment strategy going since she seems to have no problem stocking the place with youngish and attractive, slim puss. Yes, there have been a couple duds, but a lot less than all the other spots.

Thank You!! CLC Is overhyped. I never heard of this Spa In my life till they just brought In this Rita heffa and she's not that young. Alot of men think these Asian heffa's are late 20's or 30's like over at Ozone I found out that most was 40's they just looked A bit younger. The new MT at CLC who's leaving by the way this weekend name Is Rita. Glad she's leaving. Other than her I didn't see anybody who stands out. There's Spa's who have younger Asians like Princess Spa (Belmont and Milwaukee) or Grand Spa I mean Rita's attitude was worst than Amy. I've gotten tons of Level 1's or "Hand-Shakes" by Amy at Grand Spa for less than $100 and Grand Spa entrance fee Is $50 and I gave Amy the other $50 out my 100 bucks. In Chinatown for $80 I've gotten A full Massage and A "Hand-Shake" with them kissing and sucking my nipples. I don't see CLC lasting with their expensive prices and rude MT's. I can tap some Ass over In Chinatown for $140 now.

**OF Charlie** · 10-27-23 23:24

Originally Posted by BobKelso954 [View Original Post]

Visiting Chicago this weekend after a long hiatus. I have visited HKPD but don't know the others which one is your favorite, since cost is very similar?

I have a sneaky feeling that I went to Ruby a few years ago but cant remember - all those Chinese places look similar

Thanks!

No one can answer your question unless he has been to all those places this rotation and seen all the current girls. With girls rotating every 10 days, that is simply not possible.

Sounds like you might have free times this weekend, so why don't you go window shop at each place and come back and tell us which place has the best girls. Unbiased opinion from an out of towner. All 4 places are within 10 minutes of each other, so should take you about an hour at most to visit all 4 places.

**ThrilHouse** · 10-27-23 23:21

Thanks for the info, will have to try it. Hopefully not one of papasans operations. Don't think as no hype and more normal reviews with hit and miss. As always I might have good experience and someone else bad and vice versa.

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

As most of you know I've always been an Orange Spa or HKPD for Christ sakes I coined the term Hong Kong Purple Door.

But I can tell you I have a new favorite place Archer Perfect Spa and had time to stop by this afternoon and was greeted by Sherry and YuYu from previous review -Sherry led me to the room started with a great massage for about 15 minutes and then on the flip we chatted and agreed on a dollar amount for covered everything (which I prefer) and service was amazing. Sherry is definitely on a must experience list she is the bomb beautiful body and face awesome personality she is 1000% GF material.

Also YuYu is pretty kick ass also so serious guys the spa is right across from Jewel on Archer & Western. Very easy free street parking and the numerous times I have been there no one has been there and the girls always take their time and the table shower is legit.

So do yourself a favor check out Sherry and YuYu today or this weekend (YuYu) is only here for 4 more days.

Love this place. All the girls they rotate are awesome never a bad experience.

**Nowhere500** · 10-27-23 20:26

Originally Posted by Lukkylou [View Original Post]

CLC is just ok in a pinch. The broads are somewhat attractive, but older. Sarah is probably in her late 40's with obvious baby damage. Another one that was getting a lot of hype recently, can't remember her name, was also in her 40's. Cuter, but still an old broad. Yes it's overpriced. The place is clean and neat, but the pay first policy is annoying. The girls are passive and will always give you a decent massage. So hearing hype about a new hot broad there is more than likely monger exaggeration. The only, ONLY, Korean that was reported as a hot little thing was Mink out in the NW burbs and even she was older than the Chinese girls in Chinatown area.

Orange, has a ton of puss rotating through there, but can get extra busy. It's also in a shithole area and there are cameras everywhere. The talent at orange is most definitely younger and some of the girls are extremely cute. Overall service varies, but for me, it's so much more satisfying railing a young tight little Chinese doll there. Some have struggled to take the pounding, but they have all been troopers about it. I've only had one young cute one at Orange that had a hallway puss. Also, the girls at Orange will BBBJ no problem. The place is kind of dumpy, but the pricing is fair. Massage? Maybe. I wish they offered an outcall option honestly.

I honestly prefer orange over all the other Chinese joints. The mamasan there has a great recruitment strategy going since she seems to have no problem stocking the place with youngish and attractive, slim puss. Yes, there have been a couple duds, but a lot less than all the other spots.

Does Orange ever post actual pictures?

**OF Charlie** · 10-27-23 17:35

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

As most of you know I've always been an Orange Spa or HKPD for Christ sakes I coined the term Hong Kong Purple Door.

But I can tell you I have a new favorite place Archer Perfect Spa and had time to stop by this afternoon and was greeted by Sherry and YuYu from previous review -Sherry led me to the room started with a great massage for about 15 minutes and then on the flip we chatted and agreed on a dollar amount for covered everything (which I prefer) and service was amazing. Sherry is definitely on a must experience list she is the bomb beautiful body and face awesome personality she is 1000% GF material.

Also YuYu is pretty kick ass also so serious guys the spa is right across from Jewel on Archer & Western. Very easy free street parking and the numerous times I have been there no one has been there and the girls always take their time and the table shower is legit.

So do yourself a favor check out Sherry and YuYu today or this weekend (YuYu) is only here for 4 more days.

Love this place. All the girls they rotate are awesome never a bad experience.

You should be more transparent for people. Archer Perfect Spa is owned by the guy who runs hkpd. Please don't make it sound like it's a different owner. Just saying.

He is just copying PD model by opening a spa after PD opened Tokyo first. Same with RL. Opened a spa too. PD is in the lead with another spa (Kedzie Spa) opening next week and will feature Judy. And eventually Anne as well.

**Coopertars** · 10-27-23 17:31

Originally Posted by ReallyNotSayin [View Original Post]

Dude! Thank you so much. You just saved me $200. Had an appt booked and would have been so mad had I gone through with it. I had done a reverse image search on the photos in her post and they came back to some other name and were posted back in 2013. My spidey sense was goin off that it was either a catfish or sting.

Thanks!

Buy me a beer or two, friend!

**BigFacts Boy** · 10-27-23 16:45

What's up fellas. Anyone know of some spots that offer a waxing?

**Lukkylou** · 10-27-23 16:15

CLC is just ok in a pinch. The broads are somewhat attractive, but older. Sarah is probably in her late 40's with obvious baby damage. Another one that was getting a lot of hype recently, can't remember her name, was also in her 40's. Cuter, but still an old broad. Yes it's overpriced. The place is clean and neat, but the pay first policy is annoying. The girls are passive and will always give you a decent massage. So hearing hype about a new hot broad there is more than likely monger exaggeration. The only, ONLY, Korean that was reported as a hot little thing was Mink out in the NW burbs and even she was older than the Chinese girls in Chinatown area.

Orange, has a ton of puss rotating through there, but can get extra busy. It's also in a shithole area and there are cameras everywhere. The talent at orange is most definitely younger and some of the girls are extremely cute. Overall service varies, but for me, it's so much more satisfying railing a young tight little Chinese doll there. Some have struggled to take the pounding, but they have all been troopers about it. I've only had one young cute one at Orange that had a hallway puss. Also, the girls at Orange will BBBJ no problem. The place is kind of dumpy, but the pricing is fair. Massage? Maybe. I wish they offered an outcall option honestly.

I honestly prefer orange over all the other Chinese joints. The mamasan there has a great recruitment strategy going since she seems to have no problem stocking the place with youngish and attractive, slim puss. Yes, there have been a couple duds, but a lot less than all the other spots.

**ReallyNotSayin** · 10-27-23 15:27

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Tried to see her back in Naperville back in the day. Never bit the bullet because something seemed off about her ad and the location she provided out there. Recently saw she was posting near me in the city and did some recon to try to figure out if it was a scam or not.

Decided to take the plunge last week and was pleasantly surprised. The pictures aren't her (or maybe they are her from like back in college or something. She works out of a large office space with personal rental rooms so I thought ok she might be a strictly legit massage, clothes stayed on the whole during the massage. She didn't cover me with a towel so thought maybe there's still a chance. She gives a great massage very professional. She actually does a topless L1 at the end so was pleasantly surprised. She's cute and has a nice set on her. But it was $200/ hr with the L1 finish. Would recommend if cute American quite girls are your thing but there's def some better options around the city.

Dude! Thank you so much. You just saved me $200. Had an appt booked and would have been so mad had I gone through with it. I had done a reverse image search on the photos in her post and they came back to some other name and were posted back in 2013. My spidey sense was goin off that it was either a catfish or sting.

Thanks!

**Member #7009** · 10-27-23 15:21

Visiting Chicago this weekend after a long hiatus. I have visited HKPD but don't know the others which one is your favorite, since cost is very similar?

I have a sneaky feeling that I went to Ruby a few years ago but can’t remember - all those Chinese places look similar …

Thanks!

**HappyGardener** · 10-27-23 15:09

Originally Posted by GMoney05 [View Original Post]

Okay are you the owner of CLC? There's still Spa's where entrance fee's are $60. But If you think $70 Is a good deal plus them fussin In the back about wanting more money than your part of the problem. I stopped by CLC yesterday and had Rita she wasn't cool like the 1st time I had her she demanded she wants 100 bucks or more per costumer and she had an odd smell. The Mamasan had to come and finish off my Massage Rita's attitude was that bad. Rita's okay looking but the Asian's at CLC are basic looking nothing different than what Princess Spa Orchid has and even they charge $45 for entrance fee. I heard even Broadway Spa up North has A nice line up of younger Asian cuties.

Maybe it's your attitude that puts them off because it sure comes across that way in your posts.