Massage Parlor Reports

**MammaryGlands** · 11-03-23 13:47

Originally Posted by Breer5411 [View Original Post]

Went to crustal spa.

Old China woman named February.

She was cold.

Had chest like a Boy, LowerCase A cup.

No ass, narrow hips.

Took doggy styles like the 30th out of 30 at NYC marathon (not a champs).

Crusty Spa scamming me again 200+$.

Big time joke, if you go to Crusty Crustal Spa it is your own loss of money.

I just saw MMS and asked for "February" who was reviewed in your posting but ACTUALLY never been here. I said What? And then showed her your review. She used translator app with her phone and said Literally "WTF!" with angry voice and face Xoxo. And said she's so sure you never been here before. What? So I replied "WTF? We started to investigate some and found something doesn't make sense. I think misleading is a really bad thing even in this hobby, isn't it? You better stop writing TOO MANY FAKE REVIEWS on spas locating in Brattleboro including Rainbow.

Don't live on Nyquil bro. It will just get going worse and worse.

BTW, saw Cookie and she was awesome. At Breer5411 did you find any tattoo (s) on her body? If you really saw her and then posted, this question must be so easy.

**Breer5411** · 11-03-23 09:07

Went to crustal spa.

Old China woman named February.

She was cold.

Had chest like a Boy, LowerCase A cup.

No ass, narrow hips.

Took doggy styles like the 30th out of 30 at NYC marathon (not a champs).

Crusty Spa scamming me again 200+$.

Big time joke, if you go to Crusty Crustal Spa it is your own loss of money.

**TwoShaftinDusk** · 11-02-23 17:35

Saw June again a week ago. She's an eye candy. Nice top and sexy thighs. She smiles all the times. Lovely Asian lady. Curly bleach hair swept boy chest and belly while she was bobbing her head to give a great head game. Nice view when I went doggy with her nice Apple hips. Highly recommendable.

**Breer5411** · 10-28-23 09:33

Went to crustal spa. Got old nasty Chinese woman. A cup boob, was all nips, saggy cellulite baggy pooch, flat arse, double chin.

Thinking with little head so I still go. Want normal HH massage and house fee prize.

She come into the room, I hear a small sound like air escaping, as she give me massage.

All of sudden a horrible stench, like rotten meat, mixed with fermenting vegetables full the room.

She ignores the aroma but when she come to do massage for my head (regular large head not small head) I can smell unmistakable it is a silent but deadly fart she had released into the room.

She finish massage and say fucky fucky? I say yes of course. Put on Condom with her mouth and then start to attempt to get my limp noodle hard like uncooked noodle.

She try for 20 second and say ok now you fucky me doggy. Ok so she get into doggy, I am limp but still push into inside her and hope to get harder because still am limp spaghetti noodle. I close eye try imagine a beautiful woman, and feel the hardness and start pounding to pound town. I open my eye and I see a brown ring around her botthole, and immediately go limp.

She says no good and now will finish happy ending goriall jackhammer style.

She tugs and tug but now I am fully soft and she is tugging on my weewee and it is stretching like a piece of silly putty.

Now my weewee is hurting a lot, I tell her stop, she say something in Chinese and then walk out of the room.

I think she walked out of room to wipe the shart that left her botthole with poopy around the ring.

She come back in fully dressed and help me put in my clothes and get me back in my wheelchair.

She ties up my shoes, a nice touch she tie my shoe for me.

Damage -2240.

Experience- 1 out of 10 because she tie my shoes.

Will I repeat?-never again, until maybe next week I will consider going but if she is there again I will no go.

**HuntressRammer** · 10-27-23 18:22

I dreamed June was younger and very energetic. She played in TS and room. Her English is pretty decent so you could enjoy some conversation while she's pleasing you. And I also dreamed Cookie who was a real fake O actor. She showed how she got an amazing O while she was on top and grinding on jack hammer. She needed to improve her massage skills. Tongue bath was more fantastic than sauna. Cookie spoke zero English but she followed the direction well.

**Breer5411** · 10-25-23 08:53

Holy jeezus crow! If one of the AMP girl at Crustal Spa let you slam her in CG and DS either you were dreaming or you may have a case of MP? I will go there today and check out Corkie and see if she lets me go deep inside without the usual fuss. If not I am taking my money back. If I go and Momasoon have some fat nasty sknak there I walk right out and leave nasty fart smell in waiting room.

**StayFrosty** · 10-24-23 15:45

I first want to thank everyone who has posted reviews on this page before. Your experiences and knowledge have definitely helped me find gems I would otherwise have looked over and ignored. So I wanted to repay back all the knowledge if I have a great experience. Rainbow is terrible now based on reports so I decided to go Crystal. Call the number and they confirmed for a mid afternoon appointment. It's fairly easy to get there and find parking given the time I went. I arrive 15 min earlier than scheduled. I called them again and said I'm there and she replies that she is ready now. I walk up to the appointment and see MMS greeting me by the door. Very friendly. Got in a room and Cooke came in quickly. She was wearing a green nightie that accentuated all her curves and her B cup. The booty was decent. I walk though the table shower room with a bigger sized message table. She was playful while cleaning me up thoroughly. Back to massage room. The massage, in my limited experience, was fantastic. Cookie is clearly a professional and knows her way around a mans body. She applied medium pressure and paid special attention to certain trouble spots like the back of my knee and shoulder. She even incorporated a bit of stretches / physical therapy exercises to get me as relaxed as possible. She used a combination of oils throughout but I won't be able to tell you what kind she used. For strictly the message it was definitely worth the price.

After 35 min or so we proceed directly to the negotiation on extras. She points at my member abruptly and asks if I'm interested in extras. I immediately say yes and say that I want everything. She proceeds to give me a BBBJ first to get me hard. Stuff shaft in her small mouth. I leisurely enjoy her job. She's cute. Then she puts my legs up high and goes BLS and RJ. She's freaking hot! I really get hard so we then go for cowgirl. She at least rode me well. It was satisfying to have her small booty slam up and down. We then pivot to doggy where I fill the bag within 3 min. I was given the option to take a shower and obliged. She gave me a water before I headed out.

Overall the massage was excellent and the extras were pretty damn good. Price was reasonable. Haven't met this kinda solid provider in Brattleboro for a while. I think you can't get better value elsewhere not as long as you drive more than 100 miles.

One thing negative is her Eng is limited though she follows instruction so well.

**Breer5411** · 10-24-23 08:25

Originally Posted by OldVtMonger [View Original Post]

The weirdest "music" at the old Rainbow was one Friday night and they had the local radio station on. Right at the start of my massage they stopped playing music and switched to the local High School football game. I mentioned it to the girl but she didn't quite get it.

Mongerz we need to untie!! All monger must boycott Crustal and Brainblow spa until Momomsun cut house rate to 50 and HH for 100 $! Mongerz are you with me?? After my last horrid experience at Brainblow spa yesterday never again I will go! I told momomsun horrible service and we monger will no pay 220 $ for sexy massage anymore!!

**OldVtMonger** · 10-23-23 11:17

Originally Posted by Breer5411 [View Original Post]

I think in Barttleborough crustal spa and Brainblow spa is like 99.9998% chance you will have bad experience. Certainly not worth anywhere close to 220 $ worth (for 80 house feed and 140 half hours fee for FS).

Maybe worth 20 $ total (house feed and FS fee) but not 220 $ that is ridiculous.

I have never been able to finish inside a woman at eithers Spars. Always she say it hurts too bug then want to finish happy ending style.

And also backwards arching back to prevent any penetration deeper than 1# apparently hurts their inside so badly it completely kill any good vibe or mood that may be had.

The 60's classic music at Brainblow Spa is very irritation and annoyance also. Especially when they play song like "wait a minute Mr postman" while you sot naked by yourself on massage listening to other monger and Chinese women saying how fat and ugly the man is there. (I have learned certain phrase in chines why I have gone to AMPs for over 15 yrs.

The weirdest "music" at the old Rainbow was one Friday night and they had the local radio station on. Right at the start of my massage they stopped playing music and switched to the local High School football game. I mentioned it to the girl but she didn't quite get it.

**Breer5411** · 10-21-23 12:33

I am wanting to get these for my wheelchair.

https://www.sharperimage.com/view/product/TV+Enhancing+Chair+Speakers /207755?p=plist2470005&sku=207755-01&pc=20 GOOGLE&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=CPC&utm_campaign=&Keyword=&device=m&creative=&cm_mmc=CPC-Electronics-High-Pmax_-NA&network=x&matchtype=&adpos=&creative=&cpgnid=20449263114&mkwid=%7 Cpkw%7 C%7 Cpcrid%7 C%7 Cpmt%7 C%7 Cpdv%7 Cm%7 Cslid%7 C%7 Cproductid%7 C207755-01%7 Cpgrid=&ptaid=&gclid=CjwKCAjw7 c2 pBhAZEiwA88 pOF4 lyr6 SoPNLAqhvJEJTSL-RIyK95 JqruaZBx33 NMVr2 FpugD7 fp7 jRoCErYQAvD_BwE.

And I can play like Whitesnake or maybe Winger or Ratt or Kix. If I have to pay 220 $ for really bad service I need to have some good music play!! And maybe that will make them give my good foreplay! Music is so important for a good Massage.

**HuntressRammer** · 10-20-23 14:50

Originally Posted by Breer5411 [View Original Post]

I think in Barttleborough crustal spa and Brainblow spa is like 99.9998% chance you will have bad experience. Certainly not worth anywhere close to 220 $ worth (for 80 house feed and 140 half hours fee for FS).

Maybe worth 20 $ total (house feed and FS fee) but not 220 $ that is ridiculous.

I have never been able to finish inside a woman at eithers Spars. Always she say it hurts too bug then want to finish happy ending style.

And also backwards arching back to prevent any penetration deeper than 1# apparently hurts their inside so badly it completely kill any good vibe or mood that may be had.

The 60's classic music at Brainblow Spa is very irritation and annoyance also. Especially when they play song like "wait a minute Mr postman" while you sot naked by yourself on massage listening to other monger and Chinese women saying how fat and ugly the man is there. (I have learned certain phrase in chines why I have gone to AMPs for over 15 yrs.

Sorry to hear that. It been one of the funny issues on Asian parlors like mongers in amusement park when they were kids measuring their heights to get a ride. No one has suggested any perfect solution for this. Sorry. But if we talk about the music bothering bother you, you might bring your own mini boom box (fun intended).

https://www.amazon.com/Mini-Boombox-...?keywords=Mini+Boombox&qid=1697827727&sr=8-3.

**Breer5411** · 10-19-23 18:46

Originally Posted by ArchaticPipe [View Original Post]

Read reports on 2 places but both were below average. Service was far away from my option though they were sweet. Anyone FS guy had a great time in here?

I think in Barttleborough crustal spa and Brainblow spa is like 99.9998% chance you will have bad experience. Certainly not worth anywhere close to 220 $ worth (for 80 house feed and 140 half hours fee for FS).

Maybe worth 20 $ total (house feed and FS fee) but not 220 $ that is ridiculous.

I have never been able to finish inside a woman at eithers Spars. Always she say it hurts too bug then want to finish happy ending style.

And also backwards arching back to prevent any penetration deeper than 1# apparently hurts their inside so badly it completely kill any good vibe or mood that may be had.

The 60's classic music at Brainblow Spa is very irritation and annoyance also. Especially when they play song like "wait a minute Mr postman" while you sot naked by yourself on massage listening to other monger and Chinese women saying how fat and ugly the man is there. (I have learned certain phrase in chines why I have gone to AMPs for over 15 yrs.

**ArchaticPipe** · 10-19-23 17:06

Read reports on 2 places but both were below average. Service was far away from my option though they were sweet. Anyone FS guy had a great time in here?

**Breer5411** · 10-19-23 14:30

Hello, does anyone knows when Sheela is leaving Rainblow spa? I do not want to drive 3 Hours one way to see Sheila. My ride already is doing me favor to drive me to Battleborough I do not want to spend my months Stipend on Sheeila. Has anyone been to Crustal late of known time? Is there a beautiful women there instead of Brainblow spa?

**FreddieMyers** · 10-19-23 09:54

I was passing through town and wanted to stop by Crystal but could not get them to answer. After an hour of trying I tried Rainbow and was told new girl Sheela was available. Not seeing any reviews I thought I'd TOFTT and try her out.

I arrived and was instantly disappointed. Sheela is older than what is usually offered, I'd say 45+ at least. Heavy makeup and not much of a body. Her belly sticks further out than her tits do and she has next to no ass. On the plus side her English is very good and is a pleasant person to talk to while getting massaged.

TS was basic with next to no teasing. Once dried and in the room she gave an average massage that killed time until we had about 30 min left. She started the ST and initiated a PM asking if it was ok. Once I gave the go ahead she gloved up and had me on all fours. She told me to flip and gave an ok CBJ while still working my ass. I told her to hop up but she was feeling lazy and said you fuck me and laid on her back. I gave it to her table top with her legs in a V while she played with herself and did some decent dirty talk. Turned her around into doggy where she reached under to playbwoth my balls. She couldn't take this for too long and tapped out asking me to get in the table where she finished me off with a PM / HJ. She said she's going to be there for a few months so I don't think I'll be back until there is another option. Damage was 220 all in.