Massage Parlor Reports

**ArtistOfWar1** · 10-27-23 23:34

I was stuck in one in these everything closes at 8 o clock towns and Bakersfield was the closest oasis. With not much info to go on I made my way to Ding.

I was greeted at the door by a MILFly librarian type.

Paid for the half. Didn't seem to be a shower so went straight to the rub. Good rub actually. I medium with light touch mix. I would not have minded going for a full hour in hindsight.

She asked me to flip and negotiations started. 6 for L1, 10 for L2. The lack of shower deter3 d me from asking about L3. I went with L1.

The enthusiasm of her performance had me wishing to upgrade. Her technique was new to me and she was good at it.

Cleaned me up and out the door. Purpose served. A good time was had by all.

Back to the desert I go until it's time to fly out. ✌65039;.

**RChangDatyKing** · 08-07-23 10:20

Hey there fellas!

I will be passing through your town before the weekend I believe and was reading through the forum for some good spots for a nice massage and fun. It looks like Ding and Kern are the two spots I'm leaning towards. If there are other spots or girls I must see while I'm in your city, please let me know. Any recommendations are greatly appreciated. Thanks!

**TheGreatOne22** · 07-25-23 01:22

Heading to Paso Robles next week and wondering where the best Asian Spa is? Definitely looking for more than a happy ending. Any and all information is greatly appreciated. Thank you.

**HornyBako01** · 02-09-23 02:35

Originally Posted by Yunosuk [View Original Post]

How good do they look? Are they in the 30's or 40's?

40's likely. I've been back with mixed results.

**TopDog** · 10-03-22 15:25

Happened to pass one of my ATF massage spots. They closed during covid and never reopened, it was Elite Massage. My usual girl, who I had been seeing for years would not let me pull down her pants but the last year I had seen her she would "toss my salad". Miss her.

Anyway, looks like new place has opened, it' now Angel Massage. Doubt if it the new owners are related to Elite. I was wondering if anyone on this board has been there? Don't know how long it has been opened, it has a small plywood sign that has a hand written saying "Angel Massage" looks kind of cheesy. If anyone has been there, would love to hear about on here or via PM. Thanks.

**BenHorny32** · 08-11-22 01:29

I came in and was introduced to Jenny. She was awesome. She's hot. Hot body, hot smile and very hot service. I decided to go later in the evening so it was a bit more discrete. When I walked in she came out of the back rooms wearing a sexy skin tight black lace dress. Beautiful hair. She took me to a room and gave me a somewhat decent massage. She is very sexy. I said "everything" and we went at it nonstop for the rest of the session. She really gets in to it and is very vocal in telling you how much she likes it too! Many delights on the plate, I have some favorites and she was happy to oblige. I will come back, Enjoy!

**Eccaios** · 07-29-22 13:54

I feel like the Kern Massage I went to on Stockdale was not the same one mentioned in this forum. I did my normal routine at an AMP, laying down with no towel, and was immediately covered up. The massage was excellent, like CMT level, but absolutely no teasing, nothing. I don't think I give off LE vibes (never had an issue before in any AMP), so I'm wondering if I just went to the wrong place.

**Yunosuk** · 07-26-22 23:12

Originally Posted by SwimHumprun [View Original Post]

Stepped away for a while and decided to try out Kern. Paid for an hr decent massage would go back alone for that. Towards the end she looked me in the eye and said 100 for all. Will return. They did not quit until the job was done.

How good do they look? Are they in the 30's or 40's?

**HornyBako01** · 07-09-22 03:02

Stepped away for a while and decided to try out Kern. Paid for an hr decent massage would go back alone for that. Towards the end she looked me in the eye and said 100 for all. Will return. They did not quit until the job was done.

**TopDog** · 04-01-22 15:07

Visited the AMP on Meany, asked and paid 40 for a 1/2 hr, 5 min. In she started the negotiations for the finish. I offered 40 for a HJ, she wanted. 60, I countered with 50 for the HJ and suck her tits and she countered with100! Then she says her boss says only extras with a 1 hr massage and says pay the 20 for the hour and she take care of me for 40. I know what's up. So I pay the 20+40 and I know she is going to try to tell me the time is up after the finish (20-25 min into the massage). Yep, she try's to tell me "finish" and say "I paid for an hour massage, so we are not finished". She mumbles something in Chinese. So, 45 min into the massage (which is her rubbing my body over the cover, boring). I tell now we are done. Don't think I will be back.

**WhiteSun777** · 03-14-22 12:41

Originally Posted by RYKean [View Original Post]

Visting in town and decided to stop by Kern. Seniors can PM me for details but I would definitely return when I am in town. Beautiful 20's lady with a GFE level 3 experience. 80 hr and 120 tip.

I must have the worst luck. Was passing by and decided to check out Kern. A slightly thicker lady with mask on greeted me. I should have bailed but I wasn't planning to drive by again anytime soon so what the hell. Typical AMP massage, started off real bad (she was just pushing down on me) after asking to put oil on, the massage was slightly better. On the flip she signaled if I wanted HJ, I usually do all or nothing and the little head did the thinking for me. She then asked if I brought my own hat (which I didn't) No BBBJ, CBJ is ok at best, not even that long at it. I get the feeling she didn't even want me near her as her hand was pushing me away. We did standing mish for a bit then she asked if I came. I'm like no. Switched to doggy for a bit again she asked if I came, and I said no. Finally CG for a bit and again she asked if I came and I said no. She was done at that point and signaled HJ. Took a while as I wasn't feeling it but eventually popped. No hot towel for cleanup, she just used the wipes.

Felt a bit rushed as she kept asking if I came 3 x. It was definitely one of those "meh" session.

**Copiumo7** · 02-17-22 11:59

Hey all,

I'll be in the area this weekend and looking for AMP (s). Not a senior so this may seem like a tough request, been looking through both skipthegames and bedpage and could use some updated info on those area (s).

https://bakersfield.skipthegames.com...h/751448622489

Anyone have info on Eliana?

Feel free to DM, I'll visit the AMP (s) below as an alternative.

Thanks.

O7.

**RYKean** · 02-08-22 13:27

Visting in town and decided to stop by Kern. Seniors can PM me for details but I would definitely return when I am in town. Beautiful 20's lady with a GFE level 3 experience. 80 hr and 120 tip.

**TopDog** · 01-27-22 08:13

Originally Posted by LABaker93 [View Original Post]

Quickly.

Older early 40's skinny cute, can't touch, won't take off shirt no FS.

Paid 40 to get in 40 for HE. Was fun but love to touch.

I visited Amy recently, different (better) results that you had but seems FS is still not available.

**ClosetPervert9** · 01-26-22 20:48

Originally Posted by WhiteSun777 [View Original Post]

I was in the area and tried to stop by, don't even bother entering in the front as it's locked. Went around the back and found one vehicle so figured someone is working. 40,50,60 are the prices (30/45/60 min) Window was opened but nobody home. Waited a few minutes and left, either she thinks I'm LE or she was doing #2 who knows. Hopefully you have better luck.

Coming to your city for the first time ever. I hope that I have better luck.