Massage Parlor Reports

[Akuma187]

I agree with most of your post. Missed one thing from my viewpoint. Currently it's 12 minutes for me to get to CLC and 48 minutes to get to orange. Two hours of travel is not worth it to me. The traffic back up thru the city destroys the relaxation from the spa experience.

I usually come to Chicago on my day off it's usually a 3-4 hour drive. It's worth it for me because of the service and the choices. It's a shit-show where I'm from and you can rarely get a L1 from grannies and every escort here has GPS. I do plan on making my why yo New York, Atlanta and Orlando, but Chicago AMPs haven't let me down and with all the help of the fellow mongers here I don't feel the rush go anywhere else yet.

[Vanilla Lover]

I agree with most of your post. Missed one thing from my viewpoint. Currently it's 12 minutes for me to get to CLC and 48 minutes to get to orange. Two hours of travel is not worth it to me. The traffic back up thru the city destroys the relaxation from the spa experience.

I know I'll get an above average experience with them but the time it'll take me to go down south and back is not worth it at all, especially with times I'll have limited availability.

I have to literally dedicate a large portion of my day to sample the spas and apartments out south! I'm paying for convenience and if I don't want to check them out I can always make it to CLM since I frequent the area one of their old locations used to be (one of the better ones too).

I wish NG still existed. So many fun times with those Polish and Ukrainian girls!

[HappyGardener]

CLC is just ok in a pinch. The broads are somewhat attractive, but older. Sarah is probably in her late 40's with obvious baby damage. Another one that was getting a lot of hype recently, can't remember her name, was also in her 40's. Cuter, but still an old broad. Yes it's overpriced. The place is clean and neat, but the pay first policy is annoying. The girls are passive and will always give you a decent massage. So hearing hype about a new hot broad there is more than likely monger exaggeration. The only, ONLY, Korean that was reported as a hot little thing was Mink out in the NW burbs and even she was older than the Chinese girls in Chinatown area.

Orange, has a ton of puss rotating through there, but can get extra busy. It's also in a shithole area and there are cameras everywhere. The talent at orange is most definitely younger and some of the girls are extremely cute. Overall service varies, but for me, it's so much more satisfying railing a young tight little Chinese doll there. Some have struggled to take the pounding, but they have all been troopers about it. I've only had one young cute one at Orange that had a hallway puss. Also, the girls at Orange will BBBJ no problem. The place is kind of dumpy, but the pricing is fair. Massage? Maybe. I wish they offered an outcall option honestly.

I honestly prefer orange over all the other Chinese joints. The mamasan there has a great recruitment strategy going since she seems to have no problem stocking the place with youngish and attractive, slim puss. Yes, there have been a couple duds, but a lot less than all the other spots.

I agree with most of your post. Missed one thing from my viewpoint. Currently it's 12 minutes for me to get to CLC and 48 minutes to get to orange. Two hours of travel is not worth it to me. The traffic back up thru the city destroys the relaxation from the spa experience.

[FuckIt216]

You should be more transparent for people. Archer Perfect Spa is owned by the guy who runs hkpd. Please don't make it sound like it's a different owner. Just saying.

He is just copying PD model by opening a spa after PD opened Tokyo first. Same with RL. Opened a spa too. PD is in the lead with another spa (Kedzie Spa) opening next week and will feature Judy. And eventually Anne as well.

Funny you say transparent when some of us get paid for reviews and some of us don't and I'm someone who doesn't get paid or benefit from my reviews they are honest reviews of spa and apartments I enjoy not from spas and apartments I get paid from or benefit from just saying to please look up the definition of transparent cause I don't care who owns or operates these spas I care about getting fellow mongers to spots they will have good experiences at -.

[BigsKings]

You should be more transparent for people. Archer Perfect Spa is owned by the guy who runs hkpd. Please don't make it sound like it's a different owner. Just saying.

He is just copying PD model by opening a spa after PD opened Tokyo first. Same with RL. Opened a spa too. PD is in the lead with another spa (Kedzie Spa) opening next week and will feature Judy. And eventually Anne as well.

Thanks for the info Charlie. Yeah those posts seem suspect.

[Wenger]

I'm back working in the city after years in the south suburbs and wondering if any spa's have mt's that dress up for halloween? It's something that I've always liked seeing porn wise and I'm looking at possibly doing some trick or treating after work on the way home.

[GMoney05]

Maybe it's your attitude that puts them off because it sure comes across that way in your posts.

Nah they're old money hungry heffa's that's the problem. But If you want to throw away extra money than you can. Plus outside Rita I didn't see anybody else who stands out. She's leaving this weekend anyways.

[FuckIt216]

Visiting Chicago this weekend after a long hiatus. I have visited HKPD but don't know the others which one is your favorite, since cost is very similar?

I have a sneaky feeling that I went to Ruby a few years ago but cant remember - all those Chinese places look similar

Thanks!

The Earth CHI is hands down the best spa in Chicago prices on higher end but a wonderful experience you almost feel like you are in a spa in Tokyo or Japan.

Archer Perfect Spa. Always 2 hot girls there and they have great prices.

Some Mongers will direct to the spas that pay them I've never made $1 from spa or accepted.

Even freebies I leave honest reviews of what I personally prefer.

Also if you are into Columbia Girls go check out Sofia at HKPD she is young and smoking hot.

[GMoney05]

I have to agree. It sucks because Ozone used to be my favorite place. I'd also get a decent massage, they had different girls rotating in who were pretty hot and you could get a topless L1 for. 6 . Now they're a money grab with bad service. Seems like that's been the case since the new mamasan took over.

Yeah dude alot has changed at Ozone even the street parking they write up cars now for parking on Chicago Ave. Cindy and Sasha were my favorites both left and heard got married. All the hype that Ozone had like 2 years ago has now went over to Chinatown Tokyo or Orange. I personally like Spa's where I can keep going back and building up with the same MT. Ozone I stopped liking last year they hired way too many new MT's I had A problem with 1 (Natalie some Black witch claiming to be Brazilian) and from there I always had trouble. I don't like how some of these Spa's are ran. 1 MT having an Issue with A costumer shouldn't mean the costumer shouldn't be allowed back. I'm on here to aware desperate men out there about better and cheaper Spa's. Nobody ever talks about Ling-Ling on here or Lucky Spa and Broadway Spa up north.

[GMoney05]

CLC is just ok in a pinch. The broads are somewhat attractive, but older. Sarah is probably in her late 40's with obvious baby damage. Another one that was getting a lot of hype recently, can't remember her name, was also in her 40's. Cuter, but still an old broad. Yes it's overpriced. The place is clean and neat, but the pay first policy is annoying. The girls are passive and will always give you a decent massage. So hearing hype about a new hot broad there is more than likely monger exaggeration. The only, ONLY, Korean that was reported as a hot little thing was Mink out in the NW burbs and even she was older than the Chinese girls in Chinatown area.

Orange, has a ton of puss rotating through there, but can get extra busy. It's also in a shithole area and there are cameras everywhere. The talent at orange is most definitely younger and some of the girls are extremely cute. Overall service varies, but for me, it's so much more satisfying railing a young tight little Chinese doll there. Some have struggled to take the pounding, but they have all been troopers about it. I've only had one young cute one at Orange that had a hallway puss. Also, the girls at Orange will BBBJ no problem. The place is kind of dumpy, but the pricing is fair. Massage? Maybe. I wish they offered an outcall option honestly.

I honestly prefer orange over all the other Chinese joints. The mamasan there has a great recruitment strategy going since she seems to have no problem stocking the place with youngish and attractive, slim puss. Yes, there have been a couple duds, but a lot less than all the other spots.

Thank You!! CLC Is overhyped. I never heard of this Spa In my life till they just brought In this Rita heffa and she's not that young. Alot of men think these Asian heffa's are late 20's or 30's like over at Ozone I found out that most was 40's they just looked A bit younger. The new MT at CLC who's leaving by the way this weekend name Is Rita. Glad she's leaving. Other than her I didn't see anybody who stands out. There's Spa's who have younger Asians like Princess Spa (Belmont and Milwaukee) or Grand Spa I mean Rita's attitude was worst than Amy. I've gotten tons of Level 1's or "Hand-Shakes" by Amy at Grand Spa for less than $100 and Grand Spa entrance fee Is $50 and I gave Amy the other $50 out my 100 bucks. In Chinatown for $80 I've gotten A full Massage and A "Hand-Shake" with them kissing and sucking my nipples. I don't see CLC lasting with their expensive prices and rude MT's. I can tap some Ass over In Chinatown for $140 now.

[OF Charlie]

Visiting Chicago this weekend after a long hiatus. I have visited HKPD but don't know the others which one is your favorite, since cost is very similar?

I have a sneaky feeling that I went to Ruby a few years ago but cant remember - all those Chinese places look similar

Thanks!

No one can answer your question unless he has been to all those places this rotation and seen all the current girls. With girls rotating every 10 days, that is simply not possible.

Sounds like you might have free times this weekend, so why don't you go window shop at each place and come back and tell us which place has the best girls. Unbiased opinion from an out of towner. All 4 places are within 10 minutes of each other, so should take you about an hour at most to visit all 4 places.

[ThrilHouse]

Thanks for the info, will have to try it. Hopefully not one of papasans operations. Don't think as no hype and more normal reviews with hit and miss. As always I might have good experience and someone else bad and vice versa.

As most of you know I've always been an Orange Spa or HKPD for Christ sakes I coined the term Hong Kong Purple Door.

But I can tell you I have a new favorite place Archer Perfect Spa and had time to stop by this afternoon and was greeted by Sherry and YuYu from previous review -Sherry led me to the room started with a great massage for about 15 minutes and then on the flip we chatted and agreed on a dollar amount for covered everything (which I prefer) and service was amazing. Sherry is definitely on a must experience list she is the bomb beautiful body and face awesome personality she is 1000% GF material.

Also YuYu is pretty kick ass also so serious guys the spa is right across from Jewel on Archer & Western. Very easy free street parking and the numerous times I have been there no one has been there and the girls always take their time and the table shower is legit.

So do yourself a favor check out Sherry and YuYu today or this weekend (YuYu) is only here for 4 more days.

Love this place. All the girls they rotate are awesome never a bad experience.

[Nowhere500]

CLC is just ok in a pinch. The broads are somewhat attractive, but older. Sarah is probably in her late 40's with obvious baby damage. Another one that was getting a lot of hype recently, can't remember her name, was also in her 40's. Cuter, but still an old broad. Yes it's overpriced. The place is clean and neat, but the pay first policy is annoying. The girls are passive and will always give you a decent massage. So hearing hype about a new hot broad there is more than likely monger exaggeration. The only, ONLY, Korean that was reported as a hot little thing was Mink out in the NW burbs and even she was older than the Chinese girls in Chinatown area.

Orange, has a ton of puss rotating through there, but can get extra busy. It's also in a shithole area and there are cameras everywhere. The talent at orange is most definitely younger and some of the girls are extremely cute. Overall service varies, but for me, it's so much more satisfying railing a young tight little Chinese doll there. Some have struggled to take the pounding, but they have all been troopers about it. I've only had one young cute one at Orange that had a hallway puss. Also, the girls at Orange will BBBJ no problem. The place is kind of dumpy, but the pricing is fair. Massage? Maybe. I wish they offered an outcall option honestly.

I honestly prefer orange over all the other Chinese joints. The mamasan there has a great recruitment strategy going since she seems to have no problem stocking the place with youngish and attractive, slim puss. Yes, there have been a couple duds, but a lot less than all the other spots.

Does Orange ever post actual pictures?

[OF Charlie]

As most of you know I've always been an Orange Spa or HKPD for Christ sakes I coined the term Hong Kong Purple Door.

But I can tell you I have a new favorite place Archer Perfect Spa and had time to stop by this afternoon and was greeted by Sherry and YuYu from previous review -Sherry led me to the room started with a great massage for about 15 minutes and then on the flip we chatted and agreed on a dollar amount for covered everything (which I prefer) and service was amazing. Sherry is definitely on a must experience list she is the bomb beautiful body and face awesome personality she is 1000% GF material.

Also YuYu is pretty kick ass also so serious guys the spa is right across from Jewel on Archer & Western. Very easy free street parking and the numerous times I have been there no one has been there and the girls always take their time and the table shower is legit.

So do yourself a favor check out Sherry and YuYu today or this weekend (YuYu) is only here for 4 more days.

Love this place. All the girls they rotate are awesome never a bad experience.

You should be more transparent for people. Archer Perfect Spa is owned by the guy who runs hkpd. Please don't make it sound like it's a different owner. Just saying.

He is just copying PD model by opening a spa after PD opened Tokyo first. Same with RL. Opened a spa too. PD is in the lead with another spa (Kedzie Spa) opening next week and will feature Judy. And eventually Anne as well.

[Coopertars]

Dude! Thank you so much. You just saved me $200. Had an appt booked and would have been so mad had I gone through with it. I had done a reverse image search on the photos in her post and they came back to some other name and were posted back in 2013. My spidey sense was goin off that it was either a catfish or sting.

Thanks!

Buy me a beer or two, friend!