Escort Reports

**Cardboard1** · 10-28-23 07:04

Originally Posted by HentaiLover [View Original Post]

Started beautiful day at Cedar Knob golf course. Later dinner with daughters and their mom at West Side Bistro (highly recommend). From there I went to pick up Maria. Of course she wasn't ready so I went home after cruising for a half hr. She came over at 7 am and wouldn't shut up so I could sleep or get ready to take care of business until after 11 am. Gave her 60 after quick date that could have been longer and more involved if I was inclined. Couple min of head til hard enough to assume next position (doggy) followed by missionary and a successful launch of genetic material into condom. A rare occurrence. Then it was a relentless effort to get her ready to leave on time for my pool commitment. She left wearing tight jeans and little shirt showing abdomen and nice red wig. She's such a hot little package. I'm glad I'm retired with time to spare watching this one change outfits. Life is good. There measures and directions to take to expedite the process. She has a new number and what seems to be a more desperate situation. That adds up to cheap dates. She has a new number if anyone is interested.

HL.

I'm interested in number picture if you have one, thanks.

**Hentai Lover** · 10-27-23 19:30

Started beautiful day at Cedar Knob golf course. Later dinner with daughters and their mom at West Side Bistro (highly recommend). From there I went to pick up Maria. Of course she wasn't ready so I went home after cruising for a half hr. She came over at 7 am and wouldn't shut up so I could sleep or get ready to take care of business until after 11 am. Gave her 60 after quick date that could have been longer and more involved if I was inclined. Couple min of head til hard enough to assume next position (doggy) followed by missionary and a successful launch of genetic material into condom. A rare occurrence. Then it was a relentless effort to get her ready to leave on time for my pool commitment. She left wearing tight jeans and little shirt showing abdomen and nice red wig. She's such a hot little package. I'm glad I'm retired with time to spare watching this one change outfits. Life is good. There measures and directions to take to expedite the process. She has a new number and what seems to be a more desperate situation. That adds up to cheap dates. She has a new number if anyone is interested.

HL.

**TDanski** · 10-27-23 11:43

Originally Posted by BuckCock [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/sprin...o/822482377846 wonders of modern technology.

And that's an older pic. Have you asked her for a recent one?

**PlanetEarth** · 10-25-23 23:59

Originally Posted by HentaiLover [View Original Post]

We are an agency serving many cities. The photo is similar to the girl presented, but may not be 100% accurate.

This can be found near bottom of the Asian ads if you look carefully. Faded print.

My birthday is tomorrow. I'm asking for a special recommendation to treat myself. I like them cute and petite, any race.

Thanks, HL.

I hope you find a special girl for your special day. But don't limit yourself to just one.

**Hentai Lover** · 10-25-23 17:12

We are an agency serving many cities. The photo is similar to the girl presented, but may not be 100% accurate.

This can be found near bottom of the Asian ads if you look carefully. Faded print.

My birthday is tomorrow. I'm asking for a special recommendation to treat myself. I like them cute and petite, any race.

Thanks, HL.

**Buck Cock** · 10-24-23 07:27

https://skipthegames.com/posts/sprin...o/822482377846 wonders of modern technology.

**Monstro000** · 10-23-23 10:54

Originally Posted by Swammi2 [View Original Post]

Good for you, good that you got out of there before handing over any $.

Saw her years ago for a qv it was a one an done for me, just too quirky. I prob would have been out of there after 15 min, nothing I hate more than sitting in a parking lot waiting.

I can't imagine being in the room and having my time wasted. I usually wait 10-15 tops then I'm gone, if they can't get their shit together by the agreed upon time that's their prob.

She kept narrating what she was going to do next and it literally took 20 minutes for her to put on lingerie after a 40 minute shower. In between making coffee and looking for her cigarettes she would stop in front of the TV like she was in a trance and her head moved side to side for 15 minutes. It was like I wasn't there most of the time. I tried to make conversations but it was painful small talk.

**Swammi2** · 10-22-23 07:03

Good for you, good that you got out of there before handing over any $.

Saw her years ago for a qv it was a one an done for me, just too quirky. I prob would have been out of there after 15 min, nothing I hate more than sitting in a parking lot waiting.

I can't imagine being in the room and having my time wasted. I usually wait 10-15 tops then I'm gone, if they can't get their shit together by the agreed upon time that's their prob.

**Monstro000** · 10-21-23 18:55

Originally Posted by Monstro000 [View Original Post]

Made an appointment today with Alicia and before I start I want to say she's.

A sweet young lady. Great looking ass on her and as much as I enjoyed watching.

Her parade her sweet big ass I have to say she takes beyond forever!

I arrived 09:50 am and I did ask if she could shower and wear a sexy lingerie but waiting.

An hour and 40 minutes? After she got all that stuff on then decided to make a pot.

Of coffee and then said she needed a cigarette in the bathroom as to not bother me.

My urge to smash was completely gone. Good thing I never paid.

While she was in the bathroom smoking I ordered an Uber. 3 minutes.

It arrived and I was gone.

Sweet girl but if you schedule her expect to wait forever.

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I'm very sorry. I typed from a new phone and it just came like that. Really had no idea. Wasn't my intention so if you want you can just delete this post. Again I'm sorry.

Nobody is mad at you hoss, that infraction is more "hey bro don't do this anymore" than it is "what the fuck are you doing asshole"

Just type what you want to type and the site will take care of wrapping it.

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**Hentai Lover** · 10-21-23 17:09

Originally Posted by Swammi2 [View Original Post]

Reading all this about your experiences with her and she sounds like more of a pain than anything.

Let us know when she has you doing her laundry and cleaning the cat box LOL.

I have an indooor kitten stinking the place up no matter how often clean the box. I WISH I could get her to some of my laundry, litter box, or dishes even. I bought her a set of dishes to use and clean of her own. Didn't work out. She just started a very friendly conversation with a hot Hispanic Hawaiin that likes girls. Can't wait to see where that goes. She is available to limited list of bros at this time. UTR just breaking into the dating pool. If you have my number and any experience through me, you can be on that list. I met her today for second time. Very friendly. She come out with stretch leggings highlighting her butt. Breathtaking.

**Monstro000** · 10-21-23 13:31

Made an appointment today with Alicia and before I start I want to say she's.

A sweet young lady. Great looking ass on her and as much as I enjoyed watching.

Her parade her sweet big ass I have to say she takes beyond forever!

I arrived 09:50 am and I did ask if she could shower and wear a sexy lingerie but waiting.

An hour and 40 minutes? After she got all that stuff on then decided to make a pot.

Of coffee and then said she needed a cigarette in the bathroom as to not bother me.

My urge to smash was completely gone. Good thing I never paid.

While she was in the bathroom smoking I ordered an Uber. 3 minutes.

It arrived and I was gone.

Sweet girl but if you schedule her expect to wait forever.

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**Swammi2** · 10-21-23 13:13

Reading all this about your experiences with her and she sounds like more of a pain than anything.

Let us know when she has you doing her laundry and cleaning the cat box LOL.

**Hentai Lover** · 10-21-23 00:59

Originally Posted by DarkClouds [View Original Post]

Haha very well described brother. You nailed her personality. I usually have a lot of time on my hands and am not in a rush. Initially I felt like she might be dicking me around (long shower) but once she got settled it was bliss. And I wasn't counting the pumps like Hentai because she was super chill and no one was waiting outside. Take the day off and spend some quality time with her and she might breathe new life into you. I like her a lot but as they say YMMV.

My friend came over and was excited to hear Maria came over and wanted to come back. So he went for the ride soon after she said she needed TEN minutes to put her clothes together. She mentioned earlier that she had a few things to wash. We hit the block and waited half hour before taking the street ho cruise. She was waiting outside building calling my name when we returned. I bought a new car since last we were together and didn't recognize it. She loaded SEVERAL bags in car and went up for some other shit. More dicking around for over half hour and we were on the way home, with MORE bags. I was leaving after 15 min but my friend really missed her. Unfortunately, his waiting was not over. She still had an itinerary that didn't include taking care of him and the mindless little things that she HAD to do was endless. After 45 min he's on the way out. He's like us Dark. Doesent mind the view and conversation while he waits. PM me for number. I'll make sure she has some pix and vids to share with other details.

**DarkClouds** · 10-20-23 21:16

Haha very well described brother. You nailed her personality. I usually have a lot of time on my hands and am not in a rush. Initially I felt like she might be dicking me around (long shower) but once she got settled it was bliss. And I wasn't counting the pumps like Hentai because she was super chill and no one was waiting outside. Take the day off and spend some quality time with her and she might breathe new life into you. I like her a lot but as they say YMMV.

Originally Posted by HentaiLover [View Original Post]

Maria said she would like some dates. She's dark fun size PR. Awesome little package. Not crack head thin. Does have dual addictions, not including cigarettes and likes to drink. Weed sometime. Youthful and young looking for her age. Don't worry, I'm getting to her negative behaviour and what happened after the wig fashion show. Maria can take the longest time to get down to business, which sucks if you're on a schedule or ready to go. If you have all night and nothing to do in the morning like some of us retirees, it can be entertaining and arousing watching her run around. Right Dark?

If you with old payment until she's done, you have better chance of going home before daylight. So she came over borrowing or renting someones car, promising to pick up the car owners friend after her chemo appointment. She came over with a gf that wasn't terribly attractive and she borrowed a vacuum to clean car while Maria and I did rushed date. I wasn't going to lend her 20 and I was having mixed feelings doing anything while the girl was prob waiting in rain after appointment. I couldn't resist. Maria bent over get me hard with mouth next to bed, maybe 20 seconds. Pulled pants down and assumed doggy pose. I could count the pumps on three hands, before laying back and enjoying her ball sucking speciality for less than 30 seconds. I swear the first couple ropes going straight up had mushroom caps. I gave her 30, no complaints. She has a phone, but another issue is she's not very good at getting her messages and responding. Also, if you're picking her up she could be dicking around while you're waiting. So schedule a meeting while you have a game to listen to on the radio LOL.

HL.

**Hentai Lover** · 10-20-23 20:14

Maria said she would like some dates. She's dark fun size PR. Awesome little package. Not crack head thin. Does have dual addictions, not including cigarettes and likes to drink. Weed sometime. Youthful and young looking for her age. Don't worry, I'm getting to her negative behaviour and what happened after the wig fashion show. Maria can take the longest time to get down to business, which sucks if you're on a schedule or ready to go. If you have all night and nothing to do in the morning like some of us retirees, it can be entertaining and arousing watching her run around. Right Dark?

If you with old payment until she's done, you have better chance of going home before daylight. So she came over borrowing or renting someones car, promising to pick up the car owners friend after her chemo appointment. She came over with a gf that wasn't terribly attractive and she borrowed a vacuum to clean car while Maria and I did rushed date. I wasn't going to lend her 20 and I was having mixed feelings doing anything while the girl was prob waiting in rain after appointment. I couldn't resist. Maria bent over get me hard with mouth next to bed, maybe 20 seconds. Pulled pants down and assumed doggy pose. I could count the pumps on three hands, before laying back and enjoying her ball sucking speciality for less than 30 seconds. I swear the first couple ropes going straight up had mushroom caps. I gave her 30, no complaints. She has a phone, but another issue is she's not very good at getting her messages and responding. Also, if you're picking her up she could be dicking around while you're waiting. So schedule a meeting while you have a game to listen to on the radio LOL.

HL.