Massage Parlor Reports

[SteveSmithAbq]

I went from scouring the barren lands looking for scraps to harvest to suddenly being overwhelmed with choices. This week was no different. I texted an ad on CL that lead me to a familiar place in FFX, but when I got the room number I was surprised because I was given the location to the 3rd floor instead of what I was expecting on the 5th.

As I entered the suite I noticed the sign on the glass door that read "Majestic Spa LLC".

Those familiar with the MD boards should know exactly what that entails. It seems they have their eyes set on tapping into the VA market. Competition is a good thing, any businessman will tell you it helps keep the going rate fair and dissuades price gouging which has been a heated debate recently with all parlors.

Thanks for the review Brother. I think I know the answer to this question, because I've never been to an LMP that had one but I have to ask: does this place have a shower?

[Bubbabaloo]

Will be in the Fairfax area next week, hoping to find some relaxation / recreation opportunities. Sounds like May Wellness is a good bet (is this different than M&Y Wellness?) Any others I should have on my list? PM if you like, TIA!

[DoYouKnow]

Another true GEM. Now that sunshine "Sunny" is away on vacation, Cherry is onboard. She is such a sweet and simply gorgeous. Her massage skills are above average, almost put me to sleep. Such a sweet soft young lady. She will keep your attention for sure. I have to say the manager knows exactly she is talented and such a sweetheart. She has the right amount of attitude and people skills to keep this establishment fresh and stable with the talent. She is something special herself. Along as she is there, I will keep coming back over and over again. If they ever get a table shower, it will be deadly over there lo. Sunny definitely 10, Cherry, ill give a her an 8.5. Manager, she will always be a "10" with me.

With that being said fellow mongers, keep them around with courtesy, respect and great hygiene. That the least we can do in this hoppy. The sun don't shine forever so while it does, lets make it shine together. Happy Mongering.

[TheDrowned]

When I first started this hobby a decade ago, the only LMP in the area was FHOH. A place I only found out about thanks to members of this very board.

I longed for more but Virginia was a place that was mostly rampant with Chinese and Korean AMPs.

Eventually I discovered that other LMPs existed but you had to go to PG Maryland.

Then came Haydee's and for a while Virginia had another contender in the LMP market. Some other UTR popped up as well including the DMVlatinas agency as well as Welcome Spa in Alexandria.

And then soon CL ads began bursting with new independent providers to usher forth a new renaissance.

I went from scouring the barren lands looking for scraps to harvest to suddenly being overwhelmed with choices. This week was no different. I texted an ad on CL that lead me to a familiar place in FFX, but when I got the room number I was surprised because I was given the location to the 3rd floor instead of what I was expecting on the 5th.

As I entered the suite I noticed the sign on the glass door that read "Majestic Spa LLC".

Those familiar with the MD boards should know exactly what that entails. It seems they have their eyes set on tapping into the VA market. Competition is a good thing, any businessman will tell you it helps keep the going rate fair and dissuades price gouging which has been a heated debate recently with all parlors.

But using the brain upstairs helped shield me from the dreaded GPS virus that took hold of my provider. Her name was Luna and she was chubby girl from Guatemala. She had a cute face and if she didn't have GPS I would have no doubt enjoyed my time with her despite the fact I've had much better looking providers in the past. The massage was quick mostly a 10 minute rub down where she kept grazing my balls to make sure I was receptive to what came next. I flipped and she began the negotiations. She typed 150 on her phone for "sexy massage".

Now mind you I had already dropped 100 on the house fee which is the usual cover charge at Majestic Spa, this was no different than in MD. As for the tip I've dropped a variable amount even in my past experiences in MD depending on the hotness of the provider. But normally I don't spend more than 250 for the complete service.

I talked Luna down to 140 since she's got about 25 lbs of excess fat just hanging off her belly, and initially she even said that wasn't going to cut it. I told that's fine, yo no necessito and told her to just continue with the massage. Suddenly, 140 became an acceptable tip. She removed her clothes and began a HJ but I told her I was looking for mas and she shook her head. I politely told her that my last provider gave me FS for the same tip and that I expected the same level of service at the very least, and mind you my previous provider in MD was much better looking, I was able to convince her to change her tune and provide the service that was agreed upon. I hate when things are too transactional and it really does take away from the moment.

I get it, at the end of the day it's all transactional, but the best experiences are when providers make you feel like it isn't. That's why on the oThER site a score of 9-10 is proceeded by the phrase "forgot it was a service. " When you go to a magic show you go with the understanding that magic doesn't exist but a good magician will make you doubt, if only for a minute, that very notion. I view this in much the same light. So I got the deed done with Luna and it could have been a solid 7/10 but the GPS kinda spoiled the mood.

However overall this is a win because we need more LMPs in NOVA. I won't repeat with Luna but I did see about 3 other girls there on my way out so I'm sure there's a winner there in the bunch. To those who adventure, keep me posted and I'll continue to do the same as well.

Water forgets the names of theDrowned.

[LeggoMaeggos]

Does anyone know where they ending up moving to and changing their name to? After my last visit I was told me to come back in to find out the name and address, but I got a chance to. I now see that the location is closed, and the number is disconnected. I was always taken care of and would like to re visit when I can.

[StoneArmor8925]

Hello,

I am interested in seeing Marianna / Luba Marina but don't see a lot of reviews. Any details?

[BuckshotWatson]

The other day I met her replacement, Cindy, not as good looking but younger, (if you can believe that) and I was told that she is in possession of some assets (but you didn't hear that from me) and then you have my personal favorite Cheri. If Sunny is a 10, Cheri is a 9. 5, Anyhow just go out and have fun.

Gentleman always do well with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

I recently had a great session with Cindy. She is very sweet and personable, and likes to laugh. She is kind of GND cute, rather than Sunny's more "classic" looks, and has a nice figure with curves, though she would not make Frankie D's THOF list. She gave an outstanding, strong deep tissue, so I highly recommend her to those who enjoy the massage (nearly) as much as what happens on the flip (though she was pretty good at that, as well).

May Wellness seems to be consistently bringing in sweet, attractive providers with above-average massage skills, and I will continue to return. Be a clean, polite gentleman, and it will pay dividends.

[RedRocks1968]

I have been try to send you a reply. Maybe your mail box is full.

Regards.

Pj.

Emptied try again.

[Costom22]

Earlier this summer I was passing through Woodbridge and made a stop at One therapy and had a good time. I will be passing through this weekend and if time allows I would love to make a return visit. Are the sessions just as good as they were before?

[SuzhiLang]

I welcome all legit posts but here is another questionable report (second from this member) for Grace from a newbie with less than 10 posts (4 from NOVA) who has a TGTBT story about her winning the AVN award for best Porn Star. My guess is the author is Grace herself or her pimp.

I tried her a few months back and she is not all that.

I agree with Nick. These fake posts are getting out of control.

[SheltsDee]

A recent encounter with this one. Overall left disappointed and experience was lacklustre like a lot of the offerings in these parts. Upwelling wasn't worth it.

Oh well. Back to the drawing board. Not an experienced treatment provider in any sense.

[Polis9999]

Heading to Alexandria next week and see lots of AMP advertisements.

Looking for suggestions for bbj. FS.

Please PM.

[Tombare17]

I know Kiko has been thoroughly reviewed here but I just want to add my experience. I had seen her a few times and was only able to get the standard NOVA finish with her taking them out over the bra. Of course they are large and perfect, she let me play with them as she did her thing. This time I decided to just go ahead and tell her we can skip the massage and go straight to the fun stuff. I told her I wasn't looking for the standard but rather a Russian. We went back and forth and settled on $ as that is all I had. I know some people have wondered about her doing anything other than standard with over the bra stuff. She reminded me that this was a one time deal that she normally asks for $. 5 for Russian. We positioned ourselves and she worked her magic until I worked my magic all over them. I feel like with time she gets more open and the menu may open up more. For now I'm ok with Russian, as that is the main reason I went to see her but regular visits might lead to more for others.

[PuntaJaco43]

Thank you for posting this! And yes, I am black haha. This makes a lot of sense which is why I was more so leaning towards this pertaining to my ignorance in general. One thing I should of mentioned that each provider said on both occasions (before and after tipping) they both said I am a "very nice man" I was more so shocked by Sunny (the one who made the comment) by not only at first saying she does not need a tip, (which I gave her anyways because she was all around, just nice!) but she also followed up saying the same thing as well before and after the tip. Overall, thank you everyone for clearing this up for me!

You have generated a lot of positive comments in response to your initial post. See how we treat "Nice Gents" on this board. Now don't forget to write a review of your next date.

Regards.

PJ.

[BallsDeep469]

Most mongers believe it's best not to share ANY information with providers. Nothing good can come of it, but it goes both ways.

This week I learned from a very chatty and charismatic provider she has a very storied past with a little bit more research. I will not name her for obvious reasons.

She confided in me that she was a mail order bride to a very fat rich dude twice her age. He was a retired fire chief who worked as a Fed contractor and moonlighted for a very large D. C. Immigration law firm. She became a 1 percenter overnight.

Three years later her hubby and the head or the law firm were busted by the Feds for bilking 21 mil from immigrants for fake green cards. When arrested the couple had 1 mil in a suitcase inside the apartment and two train tickets to NY. 2. 5 mil more was in a secret bank account. Dude was convicted, sent to prison, and ordered to pay 4 mil restitution so the Feds came for all her jewellery and Thai bank accounts. The old fat dude died a few years back and now she spends 6 days a week working by herself ripping hairs from peoples' vaginas, testicles, and anuses while guys feel her up and she strokes their penises. Life can be a MFer.

I don't share anything and even give a fake name. It was much easier in the old days back in SE Asia where all you had to be concerned about was whether the poor girl was working to support her baby, a sick buffalo on the farm, or an alcoholic father back in the province.

Ill definitely say, these stories are something I had never really considered. Like, you know they are just doing their best to make ends meet which kinda makes it more so heart breaking when you read other stories from folks that may mistreat the provider and what not.