Massage Parlor Reports

[SamSmiles01]

Sorry, forgot to ask this. Same Sunny that I reviewed back at the end of April?

I believe this is a different Sunny than what you reviewed in April at Evergreen. If I remember you said she was tall. This Sunny was not tall. 5' 4" maybe. Very slim and drop dead gorgeous.

I got several things that I don't get at home. I got to hold her head all the way down on my cock while she sucked. I asked to finish in Doggie style. She was great at that.

[YoshiRed]

Hmmmm. So the reports of tips inflating to $160 there are true.

$230 total is $20 more expensive than some other suburban places in closer proximity to Philly with similar talent and $10 more expensive than some Philly joints with directly comparable talent. They're probably banking on the northern mongers figuring that the extra $10 they can save by driving into Philly (instead) is offset by the gas and the parking (still costs $5 for the meter these days if you can get street, but one notable place offers 2 free parking spots).

But they've probably lost me (southern burbs monger) as I have comparable options at a slightly more attractive price point that are at least 45 minutes closer to where I am. Heck, I can get into Philly quicker than going all the way up there. I guess the only time I'd stop in is if I was in the area and was hard up for a release.

Shame.

I can't believe guys are paying this much. Absolutely nuts.

[Jayke00]

Went there this past week.

Good report. Pulled Sunny. Very very good looking.

Everything was great. Full service. 70 to the house. 160 tip. There was no haggling of the price.

I will go back next month and ask for her.

Sorry, forgot to ask this. Same Sunny that I reviewed back at the end of April?

[Jayke00]

Went there this past week.

Good report. Pulled Sunny. Very very good looking.

Everything was great. Full service. 70 to the house. 160 tip. There was no haggling of the price.

I will go back next month and ask for her.

Hmmmm. So the reports of tips inflating to $160 there are true.

$230 total is $20 more expensive than some other suburban places in closer proximity to Philly with similar talent and $10 more expensive than some Philly joints with directly comparable talent. They're probably banking on the northern mongers figuring that the extra $10 they can save by driving into Philly (instead) is offset by the gas and the parking (still costs $5 for the meter these days if you can get street, but one notable place offers 2 free parking spots).

But they've probably lost me (southern burbs monger) as I have comparable options at a slightly more attractive price point that are at least 45 minutes closer to where I am. Heck, I can get into Philly quicker than going all the way up there. I guess the only time I'd stop in is if I was in the area and was hard up for a release.

Shame.

[SamSmiles01]

Went there this past week.

Good report. Pulled Sunny. Very very good looking.

Everything was great. Full service. 70 to the house. 160 tip. There was no haggling of the price.

I will go back next month and ask for her.

[David51]

This is why pants and shorts have five or six pockets.

My late grandfather lived in NYC and I remember when I was a kid asking about NYC crime, he said he always split his money into several pockets, so if he ever got pickpocketed, he would still have some cash. And in those days people used cash for everything.

To this day I carry cash in a clip in my front pocket, and some spare emergency cash in my wallet (which I put in my other front pocket).

[JTerry26]

This is why pants and shorts have five or six pockets.

It won't protect you from someone who's going to go through your pockets when you're not looking, but if you divide what you bring in amongst several pockets, you can show that you only brought enough for the standard pricing of the agreed-upon services, and then produce more funds if better opportunities arise from enterprising therapists.

House fee in exact change goes in one pocket, anticipated tip money in exact change in a second pocket, and a small assortment of smaller bills in a third pocket. Just in case.

I am not a BB guy, but I'm always ready for a bit more service if it's offered, like a second pop. Always a different pocket and always small bills, so we don't have to worry about anyone getting greedy with the change owed. I learned that lesson once when I had to insist on getting the change back from the house fee. Once with that was enough.

That's a good idea. In this case it's a HE AMP so I never leave the room, not worried about someone going through the pockets. Thanks.

[Jayke00]

I see a grocery store but was not able to find Evergreen.

I had a bit of trouble finding it the first time myself.

[Jayke00]

I've also found it keeps from the "tip" price escalating in the room in the HE places in the 'burbs. When I see women I've seen before it's $40 like clockwork. They (Serenity in Paoli) occasionally get new women and sometimes they try to push the price. If you only have $40 they can ask for all they want, but there's only $40 or nothing.

Downside is you (rarely) get a rando really upselling. I saw a woman there 2x who offered bbbj and I was glad I had extra cash then. If I only had $40 in that situation I would have been stuck with the standard HE.

This is why pants and shorts have five or six pockets.

It won't protect you from someone who's going to go through your pockets when you're not looking, but if you divide what you bring in amongst several pockets, you can show that you only brought enough for the standard pricing of the agreed-upon services, and then produce more funds if better opportunities arise from enterprising therapists.

House fee in exact change goes in one pocket, anticipated tip money in exact change in a second pocket, and a small assortment of smaller bills in a third pocket. Just in case.

I am not a BB guy, but I'm always ready for a bit more service if it's offered, like a second pop. Always a different pocket and always small bills, so we don't have to worry about anyone getting greedy with the change owed. I learned that lesson once when I had to insist on getting the change back from the house fee. Once with that was enough.

[JTerry26]

Yeah, I always take just a car key and whatever funds I'm willing to spend with me when entering an AMP or visiting an incall. Also don't take anything else I'm not willing to loose. So no watch, no wallet, no case or backpack, no house keys, no nothing. Never heard it happen but if you leave that stuff in a room when hitting the table shower, it could grow legs.

In fact, was doing an incall once and just as we got naked and into things, there's a banging on the door. Girl hustles me into the bathroom as her Pimp had come to collect the money. Get in the BR and realize that my pants were in the room, with my wallet, extra funds, car keys, house keys, etc. Pimp could have gone through my pants and extracted stuff to ransom, steal or other nefarious reasons. That taught me to be vigilant and careful as to what I take in. Kinda settled on a personal rule or. Don't take in anything you don't want to lose.

Have found every time I get lazy or ignore the rules, the Hobby has a way of teaching me a lesson two. LOL.

Stay safe!

I've also found it keeps from the "tip" price escalating in the room in the HE places in the 'burbs. When I see women I've seen before it's $40 like clockwork. They (Serenity in Paoli) occasionally get new women and sometimes they try to push the price. If you only have $40 they can ask for all they want, but there's only $40 or nothing.

Downside is you (rarely) get a rando really upselling. I saw a woman there 2x who offered bbbj and I was glad I had extra cash then. If I only had $40 in that situation I would have been stuck with the standard HE.

[Charan05]

If you like freaky large nipples on small gals with small tits. Nicole or Sandy are amazing.

I see a grocery store but was not able to find Evergreen.

[Shampoo55]

I do keep the cash I'm prepared to spend separate from the other cash, since I don't want them thinking I have all this extra money and then they will start thinking of ways to separate me from it. Back when I was new at this, I would leave my wallet in the car and most of my extra cash, but I'm not that cautious anymore.

And I remember visiting Callowhill once, many years ago--that was nice service--a whole different level. But haven't been to a FS place in years. I guess I've become a bit lazy.

Yeah, I always take just a car key and whatever funds I'm willing to spend with me when entering an AMP or visiting an incall. Also don't take anything else I'm not willing to loose. So no watch, no wallet, no case or backpack, no house keys, no nothing. Never heard it happen but if you leave that stuff in a room when hitting the table shower, it could grow legs.

In fact, was doing an incall once and just as we got naked and into things, there's a banging on the door. Girl hustles me into the bathroom as her Pimp had come to collect the money. Get in the BR and realize that my pants were in the room, with my wallet, extra funds, car keys, house keys, etc. Pimp could have gone through my pants and extracted stuff to ransom, steal or other nefarious reasons. That taught me to be vigilant and careful as to what I take in. Kinda settled on a personal rule or. Don't take in anything you don't want to lose.

Have found every time I get lazy or ignore the rules, the Hobby has a way of teaching me a lesson two. LOL.

Stay safe!

[Shampoo55]

I heard an ex-USA tell a story once about drug dealers who instead of saying "X number of kilos of cocaine" they would say "X numbers of 'dresses'" so like "Hey Tony, send me 12 more dresses". Good code, right? But the feds had them on tape asking for things like '15.5 dresses'. What the fuck is half a dress?

Exactly! LE knows all of the code words, after all it's their job. I'm sure if they don't know, they have a CI that can get them "hip to the jive!

What "woke me up" about 'code words' was reading the indictment filing for a pimp. In that document LE used evidence from websites where all of the code words were used, and of course then went on to define, in graphic / clinical terms, what those code words meant. Presumably so that the straight-laced judge (cough) would understand.

So I agree, don't think using code words has any protection. The best protection is to use a monger Identity, use at least a VPN and never use you IRL name or moniker that relates to your IRL name. There are other steps one can take for optimal OpSec, but that's a longer discussion.

[David51]

Eh, I'm not sure if the paying the house fee with a Ben or two Grants is useful. You can get the same effect by peeling 3 Jacksons off of a wad of bills. I usually go in with the house fee in one pocket, the "tip" in another pocket and some extra in a third pocket. I think the key is negotiation style and your general appearance / grooming. Paying with a $100 only means girl has to go into her stash or to Mamasan to get change. I guess that gives them something else to do while yer getting undressed.

Darn! That reminds me, back in the day at Callowhill Relaxation Station, the girls would help you dress and undress! I miss that kind of service!

I do keep the cash I'm prepared to spend separate from the other cash, since I don't want them thinking I have all this extra money and then they will start thinking of ways to separate me from it. Back when I was new at this, I would leave my wallet in the car and most of my extra cash, but I'm not that cautious anymore.

And I remember visiting Callowhill once, many years ago--that was nice service--a whole different level. But haven't been to a FS place in years. I guess I've become a bit lazy.

[JTerry26]

Thanks for using the whole numbers! Jterry26 is right, code words, etc won't save you.

Not sure what is de rigueur in the suburban areas but a house fee of 60 seems about right. Some places, due to inflation have upped that, but push back or slower traffic might result.

Standard use to be 40 for HJ, 60-80 BJ and 100+ for FS. But the girls do negotiate and have seen them asking for more and settling for less.

Now that said, recent experience with girls providing BBFS, the second round was included with the full hour given. But that "tip" (over & above house money) is usually 150-200.

Eh, I'm not sure if the paying the house fee with a Ben or two Grants is useful. You can get the same effect by peeling 3 Jacksons off of a wad of bills. I usually go in with the house fee in one pocket, the "tip" in another pocket and some extra in a third pocket. I think the key is negotiation style and your general appearance / grooming. Paying with a $100 only means girl has to go into her stash or to Mamasan to get change. I guess that gives them something else to do while yer getting undressed.

Darn! That reminds me, back in the day at Callowhill Relaxation Station, the girls would help you dress and undress! I miss that kind of service!

I heard an ex-USA tell a story once about drug dealers who instead of saying "X number of kilos of cocaine" they would say "X numbers of 'dresses'" so like "Hey Tony, send me 12 more dresses". Good code, right? But the feds had them on tape asking for things like '15.5 dresses'. What the fuck is half a dress?