Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6585** · 10-10-23 13:23

Originally Posted by Jason619 [View Original Post]

Never been to this spot, but it appears they started posting on hx: https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/KandysKittens.

I pmed and they responded very quick. I'm out of town for the next 3 weeks so I'm so bummed I don't get to try them out for a bit! Their prices were listed as follows:

30 minutes $280.

60 minutes $350.

Massage-GFE-CFS-LFK-BBBJ-CIM-69.

The person messaging said they'd have new girls every month and the girls are apparently young. If anyone checks them out, let me know! If not, I'll probably TOFTT when I get back to San Diego. Seems kind of a steep price when you can get bbfs almost for that price at the k-agencies, but might be worth it if the massage is good and the girls are actually young and hot and give good service.

**Jason619** · 10-10-23 00:59

Originally Posted by Jaysd80 [View Original Post]

I've been on the forums for awhile and almost a decade now. Seriously both the senior posters and newbs need to get their shit together and post Mesa Ridge Spa instead of "Mesa Spa" on here. I have not been here in over 5 years and was reading all the good reviews on here. I googled "Mesa Spa" and pulled the phone # from rubmaps and called the wrong Mesa Spa on Clairemont Mesa Blvd.

Anyways I went to Mesa Ridge Spa yesterday and asked for a line up. I ended up choosing the highly recommended Vivian and the spinner was worth it. Only complaint was she up charged $. 4 for BBBJ. I should have known better and should have said I've been there before when she asked if it was my first time there.

Never been to this spot, but it appears they started posting on hx: https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/KandysKittens.

**OceanMan1** · 10-09-23 23:19

Thank you for posting this. I was about to visit the Clairemont Spa cause it's so close LOL. Good to know it's actual name so I know where I am going.

Originally Posted by Jaysd80 [View Original Post]

I've been on the forums for awhile and almost a decade now. Seriously both the senior posters and newbs need to get their shit together and post Mesa Ridge Spa instead of "Mesa Spa" on here. I have not been here in over 5 years and was reading all the good reviews on here. I googled "Mesa Spa" and pulled the phone # from rubmaps and called the wrong Mesa Spa on Clairemont Mesa Blvd.

Anyways I went to Mesa Ridge Spa yesterday and asked for a line up. I ended up choosing the highly recommended Vivian and the spinner was worth it. Only complaint was she up charged $. 4 for BBBJ. I should have known better and should have said I've been there before when she asked if it was my first time there.

**Rosey Pahlm 69** · 10-09-23 14:37

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**Jaysd80** · 10-08-23 19:10

I've been on the forums for awhile and almost a decade now. Seriously both the senior posters and newbs need to get their shit together and post Mesa Ridge Spa instead of "Mesa Spa" on here. I have not been here in over 5 years and was reading all the good reviews on here. I googled "Mesa Spa" and pulled the phone # from rubmaps and called the wrong Mesa Spa on Clairemont Mesa Blvd.

Anyways I went to Mesa Ridge Spa yesterday and asked for a line up. I ended up choosing the highly recommended Vivian and the spinner was worth it. Only complaint was she up charged $. 4 for BBBJ. I should have known better and should have said I've been there before when she asked if it was my first time there.

**SdGuy98** · 10-08-23 18:51

Originally Posted by HunterMH [View Original Post]

Went to Gold Spa specifically because I was interested in Latinas, and I got burned when I last went to Young Spa. The place felt very small compared to other places I've been. Met mamasan when I walked in, who was Asian, which had me worried at first. However, a thick booty Latina walked in while I was lying down on the massage table. She was pretty dark, almost black. She told me she was Colombian, but I could understand if some people would misreport her as being Ebony. Didn't get her name. Sorry, I know that matters to a lot of people, but I don't care very much. Limited English. Fake tits.

Went for 30 minutes, got a not-bad massage for about 20, and then service that probably went over time. Service was okay. No kissing, CBJ, cowgirl, doggy, then done. Mostly worth it because I really wanted a thick Latina girl instead of a petite Asian woman, and in that regard, I was satisfied, though I probably wouldn't repeat. The view of that ass from doggy was heavenly, and after I finished and pulled out, she gave me a nice little shake as I marveled at her ass in my hands. I've definitely had better service with Asian women in massage parlors though.

Where is Gold spa does it have a different name out front?

**PenguinsAndieg** · 10-08-23 16:17

Just got back from Singapore and man was there a ton of asian hotties and cuties romping around! So many hotties everywhere, especially at the Marina Bay Sands nightclub, dressed to impress and patiently waiting for their western white knight to chat them up. Unfortunately, I was there with my wife and couldn't act on anything. The entire trip I kept thinking of how bad I wanted some hot Singaporean ass. All these classy, sexy girls kept reminding me of my dream girls Mina and Yoona. I'm sad I'll probably never get to see either of them again. They're imprinted in me and I don't think I'll ever forget them.

Anyway, I get back to see Erma is all the rave, figure I should give it a try. I swing by and it's not super busy. Draw the first room by the front door, I ask for the line up and they send in Mickey (Miki? She's pretty darn cute so I say let's do it, standard 2. 2 donation. She's got a really cute body and face, but her personality really elevates her sexiness. She has such a playful personality and we hit it off. Good foreplay, good suction on the BBBJ and we move to some CG riding. At this point, I could tell we're hitting it off because she's using my cock to get off. She's bumping and grinding her clit and moaning passionately. I don't last very long, I never do when I see a sexy girl using me to enjoy herself that much. We chat a little bit afterwards, I could tell she's a smart, charming girl and a great conversationalist. Find out she's from Thailand, a place I'm planning to go in the near future.

We say our goodbyes and she introduces me to the other 3 girls working. 2 of them don't really do it for me, I can't remember their names, Cassie maybe? The fourth one was Vivi I believe, and she's got a sexy body with an AMAZING rack and good looking face too. I plan to be back to give her a spin.

Stay safe brothers.

**Sticker** · 10-08-23 11:26

While my original plan was to visit a couple of places during my short visit in SD, l only had time to visit Vivian at Mesa yesterday. But with her service and bubble butt, she's double the fun of most experiences, and I will drive back to OC this morning smiling.

I arrived for my appointment on time, but since Vivian was still cleaning up after one of you dogs, Mew Mew (her name sounded like that) led me to a room to wait. I paid her $60 for 30; then stripped and laid down $160 next to my own hat on the table, ready to get the party started. A couple minutes later Mew Mew (taller, slim, wire-frame specs, pretty good looking) returns to tell me we can move to a bigger room for Vivian. Good, because the room I was in was barely big enough for the massage bed. She first grabbed my inflated junk, smiled, and then grabbed my clothes and shoes and asked me to follow her down the hall. I'm not a shy guy, so what the hey, I walked behind her, nekkid as a jaybird and sporting an eager bone. No other mongers passing me by, which would have been a tad awkward.

My five-minute wait for Vivian turned into 10, during which time Mew Mew brought in Tiffany and Yuki to great me. They were also cute and worth a romp (and offered to play with me), but I still held out for Vivian. And when Vivian showed up, I'm glad I had waited, because her bubble butt, as many of you have mentioned, is memorable. She asked if I wanted a massage first, but I suggested we just start playing, and she asked for another $20 to ensure BBBJ. No prob.

All good, and it was fun to start making out with her while easing her out of her dress. As others have noted, she's definitely had work done on her face (but still cute); however, her body looks all natural (even if it ain't, hard to tell). Great boobs, smooth skin and again, that butt. Assmasing. Got her in poochie position for DATY / DATO, and then returned the BBBJ favor as I sat on the end of the bed table. Then she laid me down to continue, and she is so skilled in oral pleasures, including rimming and BLS.

We switched to 69 for a bit before starting the main event in mish. Lots of DFK while there, but since I had to appreciate her bubble more, tried a couple different versions of doggy. Very nice. But then I got distracted by the visuals while wondering how much time I had left on the clock and wasn't feeling close to blasting. So off came the Magnum, back to me sitting on the edge of the bed and her finishing me off with her mouth. She is a notch above many providers in that department, with partial DT when she could, super slurping, and really knows how to use her hands and fingers during the process. Wasn't more than 5 minutes before gave up the jizz, and the first spurt made it down her throat before she choked a bit and pulled off to spit the bulk of it in waste basket.

We had a blue toast and a little more DFK while getting cleaned up and dressed. I know like six words in Mandarin, so I thanked that way and asked what part of China she is from. She said that she was actually Singaporean, so maybe they grow bigger booties over there.

Wish I had more time to sample other girlies in your fair city, but I'll have to save it for my next visit.

**Lascivious** · 10-07-23 23:02

Originally Posted by JaseCoop [View Original Post]

After going through the way back machine and posts on here finally was able to locate this spot glad I did quite place not a lot of foot traffic. Did a walk in and got paired up with Aurora late 20's as far as looks Small B's with eraser nips tall around 5'6 I'm guessing long black hair. Anyway asked for Hr 80 HF shown to room after shoe swap for slippers got asked if I would like a shower, of course I agreed it has been rather hot so the polite thing to do so I'm fresh for the following activities. Showered up she did not join kinda bummer but I get it my first visit so maybe next time.

Got back into the room layed down asked if I minded oil, no problem light oil was added nice shoulder and back rub down for about 20 minutes no grazing of the boys then asked to for the flip, here is the crazy part she just proceeded to ask what special I wanted but I could tell what she wanted of course I needed a good session so went FS 1. 4 don't think she was ready for the onslaught of what was to come. It's hard for me to climax with a hat so needless to say she deserved her tip went through motions CBJ some Daty where she must have came twice, my only complaint is the Bush was not wild but not super trimmed but my thoughts was she wasn't usually providing DATY needless to say no complaints from her.

After she was good and Wet I took over and screwed up her script went with mish / ACG / Daty and then Doggie I could tell she was worn out by the amount of sweat we both had going on finally I popped after the hat was removed and some more BJ got offered a shower again this time she joined then back for a final back rub given a water and smiles and told to come back and see her again, definitely might have found a place to dial in as my local spot to hang the proverbial Hat. Can't wait to see the other ladies.

Have a good one fellas and stay safe.

I asked the very beautiful girl Aima on Tuesday if she would be there Saturday. She said yes. Unfortunately when I went in today, she was not there. The girl today was good but not as beautiful as Aima. So bummed out.

They rotate so many girls through here, I guess you just have to take whomever you get that day. I hope to catch her and / or Coco again.

The current girl is from Canada and speaks English very well. Good looking but just not what I was hoping for. This place is pretty solid though. I’ll be back.

**Jaguar300ZX** · 10-07-23 18:21

Originally Posted by Poonp69 [View Original Post]

I've been noticing the bans been incoming recently as I too was banned in my previous account as poont69. Now I'm not someone who goes around or can afford to go to multiple different spas all the time. Naturally, I'll be going to probably 3-4 spas at most with one or two that I will go more often. If I see something good in my usual spas am I supposed to only post it once? I also noticed someone posting their top 3 spas and that one got taken down so not sure what exactly is the norm here.

A2 knows what he's doing -so just respect that.

But, if you need more information, then refer to the FA / FO formula (see attached weblink below).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WntjAM2wqF8

**JaseCoop** · 10-07-23 14:22

After going through the way back machine and posts on here finally was able to locate this spot glad I did quite place not a lot of foot traffic. Did a walk in and got paired up with Aurora late 20's as far as looks Small B's with eraser nips tall around 5'6 I'm guessing long black hair. Anyway asked for Hr 80 HF shown to room after shoe swap for slippers got asked if I would like a shower, of course I agreed it has been rather hot so the polite thing to do so I'm fresh for the following activities. Showered up she did not join kinda bummer but I get it my first visit so maybe next time.

Got back into the room layed down asked if I minded oil, no problem light oil was added nice shoulder and back rub down for about 20 minutes no grazing of the boys then asked to for the flip, here is the crazy part she just proceeded to ask what special I wanted but I could tell what she wanted of course I needed a good session so went FS 1. 4 don't think she was ready for the onslaught of what was to come. It's hard for me to climax with a hat so needless to say she deserved her tip went through motions CBJ some Daty where she must have came twice, my only complaint is the Bush was not wild but not super trimmed but my thoughts was she wasn't usually providing DATY needless to say no complaints from her.

After she was good and Wet I took over and screwed up her script went with mish / ACG / Daty and then Doggie I could tell she was worn out by the amount of sweat we both had going on finally I popped after the hat was removed and some more BJ got offered a shower again this time she joined then back for a final back rub given a water and smiles and told to come back and see her again, definitely might have found a place to dial in as my local spot to hang the proverbial Hat. Can't wait to see the other ladies.

Have a good one fellas and stay safe.

**Poonp69** · 10-07-23 12:10

I've been noticing the bans been incoming recently as I too was banned in my previous account as poont69. Now I'm not someone who goes around or can afford to go to multiple different spas all the time. Naturally, I'll be going to probably 3-4 spas at most with one or two that I will go more often. If I see something good in my usual spas am I supposed to only post it once? I also noticed someone posting their top 3 spas and that one got taken down so not sure what exactly is the norm here.

**KingOfTheCrop** · 10-06-23 21:12

Originally Posted by TacoBull [View Original Post]

Met Celine today. She looks to be in her mid 20's, around 5'3", thin with man-made C's or large B's, nice little butt, a few scars on her chest / shoulders / back, came in wearing a little cheerleader outfit. Her face is pretty, looks a fair bit like the actress from Battle Royale who also played Gogo Yubari in Kill Bill. She started out with a high quality massage which I really needed today. Going to concerts in your late 30's is brutal on the neck. Lots of pressure on the fingertips, dug in with elbows, it was a thorough massage.

On the flip she took the money to the back and returned, started sucking my nipples first off while I felt her up, no kissing offered and I didn't ask. She just didn't seem in the mood for it, oh well. Went down for the BBBJ with me still standing, got a little bit of that hip action mild facefuck going, sat down on the couch and she continued the BJ there, no DT but enthusiastic. Ended up doing even more of the mild facefuck from the sitting position, that was hot.

She put a condom on me, I sat down on the edge of the table for her to back up onto it and she was a little tight for that position to start. She ended up laying down on the table asking me to start in Missionary til she got warmed up. We did that for a little while, flipped her over into K9 able to now pound away. After a bit, I had her lay down flat on her stomach for the prone K9, one of my favorite positions. She was still wearing the skirt from the cheerleader outfit and her butt looked really good in it. Hit it from a variety of angles and speeds in that position and filled the bag. She cleaned me up and I was on my way. I wasn't really feeling it with her like I have been with many of the girls lately but she gave me a good session regardless. I wouldn't repeat but I would recommend her.

Next session I think I'm going to have Cathy do the BJ / sloppy Russian combo, that was a blast.

Thanks for the review going to check her out myself. How much did you pay to the front and how much did you pay Celine? Thanks in advance!

**RayBert5498** · 10-06-23 16:21

Visited today, just looking for a rub and tug, first time there. Was surprised to see a security door in the hallway from the lobby. Drew Tina, nice body, C cups, nice legs and ass, not that pretty a face though. Looks about mid 30's yo 40.60 for 1 hr, nice therapeutic massage, better than most places I've been. Some teasing before the flip, but I didn't give any hint I was there for extras. On the flip, she stood over my head and reached down my chest, putting her boobs in my face several times. Finally Jr. Woke up when she was massaging my legs. She smiled and gave me the arm pump signal, but I said I just want HJ. She oiled me up and took her time, pulled her tits out and lifted her dress so I could see her panties a d that nice ass, and soft skin. Damage was 60/60. She said next time, BJ, OK? Will probably try again, was ok for first time visit, and was un rushed.

**Jaguar300ZX** · 10-05-23 20:46

Originally Posted by Jarven4 [View Original Post]

Finger in the ass bud or digital anal probe according to RM slang.

So the DAP term is not so commonly used on this forum. What we more easily associate with are the terms;.

FIA = Finger In Ass (when the male customer fingers the female provider's anus).

TUMA = Thumb Up My Ass (when the female provider fingers the male customer's anus).

Prostrate (also when the female provider fingers the male customer's anus ALL THE WAY).