Massage Parlor Reports

**TheDrowned** · 10-09-23 21:56

In light of the ummm how do I put this recent activity" on the boards I thought I would talk about one of my recent sessions w / Anahi.

Advertises on CL and is part of the ever rotating Latinas at Fairfax which to put it bluntly has pretty much spiraled downhill after the departure of Valeria and Vanessa and their elk. But, figured I'd give it another go and got Anahi.

Honestly a pretty pleasant gal from Bolivia. Maybe one of the youngest providers I've seen, at 22 years old. (and frankly in my opinion, too young for this hobby. At the very least my liking).

Not only are the older girls usually open to doing more, they are more into it and less timid. Her English was ok we had some good conversation and after talking with her she told me she doesn't like the massage very much. She's a little on the chubby side she's not ugly but definitely not as attractive as someone like Vanessa. I'd give her a solid 6/10. But for me looks alone aren't enough to get me erect. There has to be some sort of vibe or chemistry where we can click even if it's entirely fabricated on the end of the provider. But she wasn't into it and said as much. The happy ending is less that and more of a reluctant and quite frankly robotic finish. She didn't go anywhere near my junk but fellas I've been in this hobby long enough and know how this story ends. I asked her if she'd be willing to let me touch her, because first and foremost I don't want to force myself onto a lady whose already made it clear in convo that she's not all that comfortable, and I figure if she was truly into making the ending happy that she's at least got to give me some consent in order to escalate this further.

It feels less rapey that way and giving her that autonomy will put my mind at ease and more importantly, hers as well.

However upon me asking if it was ok to touch her she said no and that she did not wish to undress and only wanted to do the mechanical finish.

She said happy ending is 100 extra and was trying to soft touch to arouse junior but I wasn't having any of that. I won't lie. It was a total bummer and a complete mood killer, but I respect it. You have to be able to respect the boundaries in this hobby and every girl plays on a different court. I told her the truth that for me there's got to be mutual play at some level or I can't get into it. If this isn't fun for you it's not fun for me and frankly we're both in the wrong place if that's how we feel about the finish. So I thanked her for her time. I paid her the 120 house fee and nothing more and said it was a pleasure meeting her. Sorry things didn't work out, but that's ok.

Yeah it sucks and feels like a waste but this hobby is like gambling. Sometimes we strike and win big and sometimes we fail and walk home with nothing. Oh well. I'm not going to go around breaking slot machines and demand my money back and I'm definitely not going to find the oil dispenser and ruin the fun for all the other mongers that follow in my wake by adding my own sticky recipe. Respect the ladies brothers. That's why this board exists man. You tell the stories of the wins to share the spoils of war and you tell the cautionary tales of the losses so you can spare the coin of another monger in hopes he will do the same for me on the next go.

That's all there is to it.

Learn or drown.

**ThrobbinWood** · 10-09-23 20:17

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

Only once have I ever been so disrespected, teased, led on and expected to finish myself. What irked me was that it was a legit place, so as soon as she left for me to get dressed, I stood up, uncapped the massage oil bottle and jizzed right in it. Screwed the cap back on and left it there.

May I ask if you feel like a better man after having done that. Are your proud to tell your sons that this is the way to treat women. Just asking, just curious.

**DirteeBoy** · 10-09-23 20:10

That's not only uncool, it's disgusting and a health hazard<<.

Hahaha! Please don't tell any of my previous girlfriends it's unhealthy to ingest or rub it on your skin!

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

That's not only uncool, it's disgusting and a health hazard. I hope the technician discovered what happened before getting massage oil contaminated with semen on her hands or using it on the next customer. Maybe it's time for me to quit the hobby after reading about such foul and disgusting behavior from my fellow mongers. Good grief.

**PuntaJaco43** · 10-09-23 19:10

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

Yeah you are right, it was uncool. I wasn't sure it was legit when I went in. Ads on Backpage, etc. Led me to suspect. Skimpy clothes, "special oil" etc, it all felt like there was something to be had. For give me please brethren, sliding a hand across my sack and a brush a few time over Junior and I take notice.

I just want to say that I am sadden by all this nonsense and disrespectful conduct. Sorry but I don't see how treating these woman in such a manner furthers our hobby.

**Rreemptivecum** · 10-09-23 18:15

I called this place around 8 PM, to end my day with a Quick half-hour session. I was greeted by Lucy, who is pretty good, looking and fit, probably around 38 years old. She gave me a Table shower, with a little bit of playfulness. She then took me to the room, which was pretty big and clean. I have her. 6 for the house, and she got to work on my back. The massage was pretty good, I'll give it like a seven. She asked me what else I was looking for, I told her HE, and asked if I could roam during. I gave her. 6, she was looking for more, but got the job done. All in all, maybe I would go back, but I wouldn't go back at closing time because everything was a bit rushed.

**Procrast333** · 10-09-23 15:10

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

That's not only uncool, it's disgusting and a health hazard. I hope the technician discovered what happened before getting massage oil contaminated with semen on her hands or using it on the next customer. Maybe it's time for me to quit the hobby after reading about such foul and disgusting behavior from my fellow mongers. Good grief.

Yeah you are right, it was uncool. I wasn't sure it was legit when I went in. Ads on Backpage, etc. Led me to suspect. Skimpy clothes, "special oil" etc, it all felt like there was something to be had. For give me please brethren, sliding a hand across my sack and a brush a few time over Junior and I take notice.

**SlyFrog** · 10-09-23 15:09

One of my last posts was on them

Originally Posted by TonyDon [View Original Post]

Hi guys, I wanted to try this new place on Lee Highway (and Blake Ln intersection) called Sunny Spa. Would very much appreciate any intel on this one. Thans in advance!

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**OldManRose** · 10-09-23 14:45

I was going to leave a report. After reading what some jerks are doing I am not sure I want to.

I have been going to a place in 7 corners for years and see Hanna about 5'5 just over 100 lb and cute man made Bs with erasers.

Her massage is quite good especially if you like back walking. I think most things are on the menu especially once she gets to know you. We usually have some nice conversation her english is ok not fluent. But if you like thin shorter providers with a smaller top as I do she fits the bill. If you are looking for a 20's spinner or super mammaries she is not for you. You can pm me for better location info. I am no longer comfortable just putting it out there.

**CoolWays** · 10-09-23 13:08

Some of us gets the crap treatment, yes I have been dissatisfied with a session, but if that's what you agreed too and paid for then why do something nasty like that? You think she cares, all that is doing it making it bad on the next guy, unsafe, unsanitary, and a hell of an attitude for the next person to deal. You don't like what they offer, don't pay, or get up and leave.

And I as a couple nice reports but this turned my stomach.

And now A double be safe out there.

**WalkerC** · 10-09-23 12:55

Originally Posted by TheRabbit [View Original Post]

Ad said "NO FS" so really not worth anyone's time then.

If all you're looking for is FS, then that's great. That's your choice. But not everyone wants FS every time, some don't want it at all. So while it might not be worth your time, doesn't mean it's not worth anyone's time.

And just because an ad says that doesn't mean it's true.

**WalkerC** · 10-09-23 12:52

Originally Posted by TonyDon [View Original Post]

Hi guys, I wanted to try this new place on Lee Highway (and Blake Ln intersection) called Sunny Spa. Would very much appreciate any intel on this one. Thans in advance!

Why don't you try it, and let us all know how it was.

Thanks in advance.

**Tom McAn** · 10-09-23 11:59

Originally Posted by Korman23 [View Original Post]

So you were at a legit place expecting more than a legit massage and when you didn't get one you decided rub one out in their massage oil bottle? Uncool.

That's not only uncool, it's disgusting and a health hazard. I hope the technician discovered what happened before getting massage oil contaminated with semen on her hands or using it on the next customer. Maybe it's time for me to quit the hobby after reading about such foul and disgusting behavior from my fellow mongers. Good grief.

**Korman23** · 10-09-23 11:07

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

Only once have I ever been so disrespected, teased, led on and expected to finish myself. What irked me was that it was a legit place, so as soon as she left for me to get dressed, I stood up, uncapped the massage oil bottle and jizzed right in it. Screwed the cap back on and left it there.

So you were at a legit place expecting more than a legit massage and when you didn't get one you decided rub one out in their massage oil bottle? Uncool.

**Procrast333** · 10-09-23 07:26

Originally Posted by BenDhover [View Original Post]

I despise the DIY sessions once paid in full. In the past if this happened, I would stand up and finish where ever they disliked. Table, floor, folded towels or on the masseuse herself. If you were in distance of JR, it was fair game. Adding to the spitefulness, if the ladies purposely stayed away from the batter, I would find the opportunity when they were close to unleash the tide. It takes skill, we all know how hard it is to keep a straight face pre-eruption, ladies that do the fake BJ bs are always in for a surprise.

Only once have I ever been so disrespected, teased, led on and expected to finish myself. What irked me was that it was a legit place, so as soon as she left for me to get dressed, I stood up, uncapped the massage oil bottle and jizzed right in it. Screwed the cap back on and left it there.

**PilotAviator** · 10-09-23 00:34

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

The thought of doing that never crossed my mind. Maybe it's because I'm too nice a guy, but it's also because she's a human being even if I didn't care for the poor service she rendered after the flip. It would be a different story had she robbed me at gunpoint. However, I consented to this transaction after my attempt at negotiation failed. I regard it as a lesson learned and will take the nice guy's revenge by taking my business elsewhere next time.

One thing I forgot to mention in my review: the provider dug her fingernails in a sensitive place just like Lily did when I saw her earlier this year at the Tina ACS in Springfield. I'm coating the area with triple antibiotic ointment, available over the counter, as a precaution. All the more reason to take my future business somewhere else.

You, Sir, are a gentleman. You have every reason to take your business elsewhere -- and the class and dignity to always be nice to the human being!

Bravo. Good on you.

PA.