Massage Parlor Reports

**DirteeBoy** · 10-09-23 20:10

That's not only uncool, it's disgusting and a health hazard<<.

Hahaha! Please don't tell any of my previous girlfriends it's unhealthy to ingest or rub it on your skin!

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

That's not only uncool, it's disgusting and a health hazard. I hope the technician discovered what happened before getting massage oil contaminated with semen on her hands or using it on the next customer. Maybe it's time for me to quit the hobby after reading about such foul and disgusting behavior from my fellow mongers. Good grief.

**PuntaJaco43** · 10-09-23 19:10

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

Yeah you are right, it was uncool. I wasn't sure it was legit when I went in. Ads on Backpage, etc. Led me to suspect. Skimpy clothes, "special oil" etc, it all felt like there was something to be had. For give me please brethren, sliding a hand across my sack and a brush a few time over Junior and I take notice.

I just want to say that I am sadden by all this nonsense and disrespectful conduct. Sorry but I don't see how treating these woman in such a manner furthers our hobby.

**Rreemptivecum** · 10-09-23 18:15

I called this place around 8 PM, to end my day with a Quick half-hour session. I was greeted by Lucy, who is pretty good, looking and fit, probably around 38 years old. She gave me a Table shower, with a little bit of playfulness. She then took me to the room, which was pretty big and clean. I have her. 6 for the house, and she got to work on my back. The massage was pretty good, I'll give it like a seven. She asked me what else I was looking for, I told her HE, and asked if I could roam during. I gave her. 6, she was looking for more, but got the job done. All in all, maybe I would go back, but I wouldn't go back at closing time because everything was a bit rushed.

**Procrast333** · 10-09-23 15:10

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

That's not only uncool, it's disgusting and a health hazard. I hope the technician discovered what happened before getting massage oil contaminated with semen on her hands or using it on the next customer. Maybe it's time for me to quit the hobby after reading about such foul and disgusting behavior from my fellow mongers. Good grief.

Yeah you are right, it was uncool. I wasn't sure it was legit when I went in. Ads on Backpage, etc. Led me to suspect. Skimpy clothes, "special oil" etc, it all felt like there was something to be had. For give me please brethren, sliding a hand across my sack and a brush a few time over Junior and I take notice.

**SlyFrog** · 10-09-23 15:09

One of my last posts was on them

Originally Posted by TonyDon [View Original Post]

Hi guys, I wanted to try this new place on Lee Highway (and Blake Ln intersection) called Sunny Spa. Would very much appreciate any intel on this one. Thans in advance!

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**OldManRose** · 10-09-23 14:45

I was going to leave a report. After reading what some jerks are doing I am not sure I want to.

I have been going to a place in 7 corners for years and see Hanna about 5'5 just over 100 lb and cute man made Bs with erasers.

Her massage is quite good especially if you like back walking. I think most things are on the menu especially once she gets to know you. We usually have some nice conversation her english is ok not fluent. But if you like thin shorter providers with a smaller top as I do she fits the bill. If you are looking for a 20's spinner or super mammaries she is not for you. You can pm me for better location info. I am no longer comfortable just putting it out there.

**CoolWays** · 10-09-23 13:08

Some of us gets the crap treatment, yes I have been dissatisfied with a session, but if that's what you agreed too and paid for then why do something nasty like that? You think she cares, all that is doing it making it bad on the next guy, unsafe, unsanitary, and a hell of an attitude for the next person to deal. You don't like what they offer, don't pay, or get up and leave.

And I as a couple nice reports but this turned my stomach.

And now A double be safe out there.

**WalkerC** · 10-09-23 12:55

Originally Posted by TheRabbit [View Original Post]

Ad said "NO FS" so really not worth anyone's time then.

If all you're looking for is FS, then that's great. That's your choice. But not everyone wants FS every time, some don't want it at all. So while it might not be worth your time, doesn't mean it's not worth anyone's time.

And just because an ad says that doesn't mean it's true.

**WalkerC** · 10-09-23 12:52

Originally Posted by TonyDon [View Original Post]

Hi guys, I wanted to try this new place on Lee Highway (and Blake Ln intersection) called Sunny Spa. Would very much appreciate any intel on this one. Thans in advance!

Why don't you try it, and let us all know how it was.

Thanks in advance.

**Tom McAn** · 10-09-23 11:59

Originally Posted by Korman23 [View Original Post]

So you were at a legit place expecting more than a legit massage and when you didn't get one you decided rub one out in their massage oil bottle? Uncool.

That's not only uncool, it's disgusting and a health hazard. I hope the technician discovered what happened before getting massage oil contaminated with semen on her hands or using it on the next customer. Maybe it's time for me to quit the hobby after reading about such foul and disgusting behavior from my fellow mongers. Good grief.

**Korman23** · 10-09-23 11:07

Originally Posted by Procrast333 [View Original Post]

Only once have I ever been so disrespected, teased, led on and expected to finish myself. What irked me was that it was a legit place, so as soon as she left for me to get dressed, I stood up, uncapped the massage oil bottle and jizzed right in it. Screwed the cap back on and left it there.

So you were at a legit place expecting more than a legit massage and when you didn't get one you decided rub one out in their massage oil bottle? Uncool.

**Procrast333** · 10-09-23 07:26

Originally Posted by BenDhover [View Original Post]

I despise the DIY sessions once paid in full. In the past if this happened, I would stand up and finish where ever they disliked. Table, floor, folded towels or on the masseuse herself. If you were in distance of JR, it was fair game. Adding to the spitefulness, if the ladies purposely stayed away from the batter, I would find the opportunity when they were close to unleash the tide. It takes skill, we all know how hard it is to keep a straight face pre-eruption, ladies that do the fake BJ bs are always in for a surprise.

Only once have I ever been so disrespected, teased, led on and expected to finish myself. What irked me was that it was a legit place, so as soon as she left for me to get dressed, I stood up, uncapped the massage oil bottle and jizzed right in it. Screwed the cap back on and left it there.

**PilotAviator** · 10-09-23 00:34

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

The thought of doing that never crossed my mind. Maybe it's because I'm too nice a guy, but it's also because she's a human being even if I didn't care for the poor service she rendered after the flip. It would be a different story had she robbed me at gunpoint. However, I consented to this transaction after my attempt at negotiation failed. I regard it as a lesson learned and will take the nice guy's revenge by taking my business elsewhere next time.

One thing I forgot to mention in my review: the provider dug her fingernails in a sensitive place just like Lily did when I saw her earlier this year at the Tina ACS in Springfield. I'm coating the area with triple antibiotic ointment, available over the counter, as a precaution. All the more reason to take my future business somewhere else.

You, Sir, are a gentleman. You have every reason to take your business elsewhere -- and the class and dignity to always be nice to the human being!

Bravo. Good on you.

PA.

**Tom McAn** · 10-09-23 00:07

Originally Posted by BenDhover [View Original Post]

I despise the DIY sessions once paid in full. In the past if this happened, I would stand up and finish where ever they disliked. Table, floor, folded towels or on the masseuse herself. If you were in distance of JR, it was fair game. Adding to the spitefulness, if the ladies purposely stayed away from the batter, I would find the opportunity when they were close to unleash the tide. It takes skill, we all know how hard it is to keep a straight face pre-eruption, ladies that do the fake BJ bs are always in for a surprise.

The thought of doing that never crossed my mind. Maybe it's because I'm too nice a guy, but it's also because she's a human being even if I didn't care for the poor service she rendered after the flip. It would be a different story had she robbed me at gunpoint. However, I consented to this transaction after my attempt at negotiation failed. I regard it as a lesson learned and will take the nice guy's revenge by taking my business elsewhere next time.

One thing I forgot to mention in my review: the provider dug her fingernails in a sensitive place just like Lily did when I saw her earlier this year at the Tina ACS in Springfield. I'm coating the area with triple antibiotic ointment, available over the counter, as a precaution. All the more reason to take my future business somewhere else.

**BenDhover** · 10-08-23 19:47

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

My back gave me a lot of trouble late in the work week. By later yesterday I wanted a release as well. I was in Annandale at the time, so I checked at several different places nearby. I also called May Wellness in Fairfax but Mamasan weirded out on me. I finally went to Concept Spa on Evergreen Lane, which was the closest spa to where I was. I actually missed the building at first but finally arrived, parked the car and went inside. An older technician, closer to the GILF than MILF age range, answered the door and let me in. It appears she was the only one working at the time. She was plain-looking but wore a nice dress. Unfortunately, I forgot to get her name. I gave her the fee, undressed, and went to the table shower. The TS was thorough and took care of all the necessary parts. Then she led me back to the room.

The massage itself was decent, not CMT level but it got the job done. My back is feeling better today. After the flip she asked me if I wanted a HJ and I said yes. She said it would be $ for a nude HJ. I offered the standard amount but she held firm and I finally relented. In retrospect, I shouldn't have. What followed was one of the most mechanical and non-erotic nude HJ's I've ever received. I finally had to finish myself off. I hate paying that much money for a DIY finish. After we were done, she briefly massaged my shoulders before turning on the lights and putting on my socks. I took the hint and got dressed. I left a few minutes shy of the full hour. Total damage was $180 and I won't return. There have got to be better values elsewhere. The GPS, or the GHJS in this case, has got to stop. And by relenting, I didn't help the cause.

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I despise the DIY sessions once paid in full. In the past if this happened, I would stand up and finish where ever they disliked. Table, floor, folded towels or on the masseuse herself. If you were in distance of JR, it was fair game. Adding to the spitefulness, if the ladies purposely stayed away from the batter, I would find the opportunity when they were close to unleash the tide. It takes skill, we all know how hard it is to keep a straight face pre-eruption, ladies that do the fake BJ bs are always in for a surprise.