Massage Parlor Reports

[GMoney05]

Went to check it out and was confused because I didn't see the words Princess Spa in the sign. Went in and had Lydi. Said she was Filipina. As others have stated massage was decent with L1.

I miss Lydia. Do you or anybody else for that matter have any Info on where she's at now? She left Princess Thai both locations now have older Asians over 40. Lydia's body was bangin.

[GMoney05]

Can anyone recommend a petite and young Latina at this place? Haven't been there in a year or so and my experience in that past was mostly plump women in their 40's.

None. Your better off trying the other Latina spa's over on Belmont like Vida or Sunkiss on Chicago Ave and ask for Stephanie. She gave me a legit massage nothing special but maybe if you offer a good amount of money she will and she's way hotter than all the husky Latina's who's pushing 40 or already over 40 at Princess. Stephanie only works weekends. They could be mean and rude at Princess Stephanie is also nice and friendly.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Ruby.

I call and ask how many are working. Told 3. I arrive and the girl who lets me in is cute-ish, sort of a cross between a student and a stripper. Name started wit an S, don't recall what. She gets me in the room and asks me what I want. I'm confused because I've never been asked that here or in such good English.

She clarifies "L1, L2. " Uh, no, keep counting LOL. She tells me not today, she is on period. She says L2 is on the table. So like I said, she's cute, very good english and seems like she has a nice body. Ok, how much I ask. I must have been dreaming as I swore she said 1. 8. Ha! I ask if is anyone else available. She leaves for a few and comes back several minutes later with "yes, but there's a wait".

I ask where she's from. Las Vegas. I feel this may be promising and get on board. So I say no on 1. 8 but 1. 6 with Russian is agreed. Then she says, again out of nowhere, that she does not want to do L3 because she does not like "the smell of blood. ".

Ok, noted. She drops the dress, tons of tats, man-mades (eh), overall nice body. Very stand-offish. I get the feeling today may be her first day, as in she maybe arrived 15 minutes before I did. She's looking around and asks me if they have hand soap.

Lady, what?

Then we get into it and it's decent, but she keeps complaining about the place, implying it's kind of dumpy, and she keeps complaining that Chicago is dangerous. Like, schlorp, shlorp, this is a bad part of town, Chicago is so dangerous, schlorp. Then she asked me if I lived in the area. LOL fuck you. Then she says something about "problems", I don't know what but it was something about how she has "problems" when she comes to Chicago or something. And complaining about the money, then complaining about how I'm taking too long. At this point, she has not said a single positive or neutral thing, just gripes and total silence and more gripes. I try to loosen her up, nothing. It wasn't full-on bitchiness, but that constant, low-grade, passive aggressive note. She also complained about "Chinatown".

At some point she switches to hand and I swear to god it was like she had never touched a dick in her life. Either death grip or dead fish. I had to tell her a few times not to actually squeeze it. Eventually I want to go thinking of the time and money I wasted and mustered up what could have made an enjoyable finish but as SOON as we had liftoff she does the thing where she switches hands and then squeezes.

Which brings me back to the title of my post.

So beware this cute-ish faced girl. Glasses, big fake tits, arms and back tatted all up. If she talks so much during an attempted L2 I can't imagine how miserable she can make a man during L3. First real major strikeout at Ruby, usually OK to good experience.

[RichL1234]

Please clean up your pm inbox it is full for awhile.

Done, thanks for the heads up.

[DWaits]

Please clean up your pm inbox it is full for awhile.

ORD,

I know you love the GILFs. I saw Yang Yang there and she was late 40's / early 50's. MILF, not GILF, but maybe the deal for DVS on Belmont is that all providers are named Yang Yang even if pps changes the actual provider. I wrote a review but I can't remember the date.

[OrdLover]

Visited one of papasans places on the NWside (Belmont to be more specific) saw Ying Ying- ok older Gilf, nice smaller sized boobs, flat ass, fit body for a woman of her age. Door fee of 60, very weak massage with lots of teasing, and after minimal negotiating she was DTF for an additional $. Not bad standard miss. Position.

Not a bad option if you are into older women.

Will I revisit? Maybe out of pure convenience.

Please clean up your pm inbox it is full for awhile.

[OF Charlie]

Any recommendations for spas / apartments / providers near midway? I'll be staying near here for a few days for work next month. Typically I visit the mt prospect spas or pink diamond when I'm in the Chicago area. I'll probably end up checking out PD while I'm here but I was just curious if there's any good spots that are near my hotel.

There is a new spa opening soon, some time next month. It's currently under renovation now. It's about 3 miles from Midway Airport. Grand opening will be headlined by the famous Tokyo Judy and possibly the one and only Anne. If that happens, what a grand opening that will be haha.

Will post a PSA when it opens. Sorry, you north side guys. I know you guys wanted a place closer to you guys.

[FuckIt216]

Any recommendations for spas / apartments / providers near midway? I'll be staying near here for a few days for work next month. Typically I visit the mt prospect spas or pink diamond when I'm in the Chicago area. I'll probably end up checking out PD while I'm here but I was just curious if there's any good spots that are near my hotel.

Go to Midway Airport take the Orange Line to the 35th St Exit you literally have HKPD, PD, Archer Spa, Orange Spa, BHC, Jennifer Spa, Archer Perfect all in a couple block radius like pussy heaven.

[YungPhuk]

Any recommendations for spas / apartments / providers near midway? I'll be staying near here for a few days for work next month. Typically I visit the mt prospect spas or pink diamond when I'm in the Chicago area. I'll probably end up checking out PD while I'm here but I was just curious if there's any good spots that are near my hotel.

[Lamer12]

Once upon a time she was pretty solid. Now she's nearly impossible to get a hold of and pretty flaky if / when you schedule and try to confirm the time. The pictures are her but outdated as her weight fluctuates quite a bit.

She is solid, but uses cover for everything.

[Coopertars]

I am considering trying nuru. Any experience with https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ack-27206.html ?

Once upon a time she was pretty solid. Now she's nearly impossible to get a hold of and pretty flaky if / when you schedule and try to confirm the time. The pictures are her but outdated as her weight fluctuates quite a bit.

[Rat Charles]

I am considering trying nuru. Any experience with https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ack-27206.html ?

I saw Livia like 2 years ago for an hour nuru. We did everything but nuru. It was a total hookup session without actually banging. I would do it all over again. Not sure if she actually does nuru though so it may have been a YMMV situation.

[ChiManXXX]

This is a PSA on the following ad:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...now-32605.html

Worst bait and switch I've ever experienced. From the reviews I read, I was prepared to not see the girl in the ad. But I was expecting something fairly representative. Like something in the same area code.

Expecting an attractive, relatively fit European girl. What I got was someone who made me wait 20 minutes past our scheduled meeting time and looked like Lena Dunham with a bad dye job.

I've never walked out on someone before. But today I did.

She opened the door to her very tiny, overly warm (hot?) apartment and I didn't see her until it was closing behind me. She seemed very nice and pleasant, but after looking at her body and knowing that I came there for Nuru, I just couldn't imagine her sliding naked all over by me. I was a little grossed out at the thought of it.

I awkwardly slipped my shoe back on and told her I needed to step into the hall to take a phone call. Then I basically ran to the stairs and exited swiftly.

Now I'm worried that I'm going to end up in some blackball list for NCNS time wasters. Fuck.

If there is one thing I've learned from this board, it's that there are dudes out there into ALL kinds of different looking women. Many of them aren't for me. Many of the girls I'm into, I'm sure, are not for you. A very minimum of truth in advertising especially when it's an indy provider, not a storefront would be nice and likely draw some customers. And I'm not setting the bar high. I'm talking about a VERY minimum.

I've fucked chicks and hated myself for days. But couldn't go through with this one.

I am considering trying nuru. Any experience with https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ack-27206.html ?

[SpaGuy21]

I had previously reported in the Skokie / Evanston thread on a spa with new ownership, Oakton Spa, and how I had found that appeared to be taken over by whoever was running Sunflower on MKE Ave, NW side. I visited that Skokie spot, just to recon, and it was the same provider who was at Sunflower (Not really recommended).

ANYWAYS, that got me thinking, "Who's at the MKE location then?" At the same time, I had seen a couple newer ads for Sunflower saying "new management" and "new girl. " Always on the hunt I decided to check it out. Well, it is in fact run by an all new MMS. She, herself, is vaguely familiar but don't know from where. The other MT, is all new. Late 20's, early 30's, slightly darker complexion but Chinese, fit / athletic, pretty nice ass with C cups (man-made after further research). She's pretty attractive, IMO. I thought about keeping this one to myself, honestly, but in a sharing mood, haha. Her massage is amateur at best but she's not afraid to climb all over you for increased pressure. After the flip, she is a bit playful but definitely has limits. Very shy about her baby damage but otherwise some roaming allowed. 2 visits with no more than L1, so far. MMS is older but she seems to have a playful personality and is decently attractive.

Google will help you find the location and phone number. Enjoy and remember, review your local MP!!

[BrohamJohn]

Saw Wendy yesterday before she left town. 340 for two pops. Included pre and post shower. She was cute and slender. BBBJ and multiple positions. She tried to get a third out of me but I was beat. Wendy was petite with nice natural b cups. Very tight. Age was under 30 by my guess. Very tight! I was in her guts.

It was pretty busy at the shop. It turned into a fuck off with all the noises LOL. After our shower she was leading me down the hallway by my dick and some other monger saw my dong. Sorry bro.

On my way out a chick with blonde highlights was standing in the lobby. She was cute. Booker said her name was Baby. She looks worth a try. Booker also said new girl is coming today around 3 - she looks early 20's.