Massage Parlor Reports

**YungPhuk** · 10-06-23 17:31

Any recommendations for spas / apartments / providers near midway? I'll be staying near here for a few days for work next month. Typically I visit the mt prospect spas or pink diamond when I'm in the Chicago area. I'll probably end up checking out PD while I'm here but I was just curious if there's any good spots that are near my hotel.

**Lamer12** · 10-06-23 15:48

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Once upon a time she was pretty solid. Now she's nearly impossible to get a hold of and pretty flaky if / when you schedule and try to confirm the time. The pictures are her but outdated as her weight fluctuates quite a bit.

She is solid, but uses cover for everything.

**Coopertars** · 10-06-23 13:41

Originally Posted by ChiManXXX [View Original Post]

I am considering trying nuru. Any experience with https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ack-27206.html ?

Once upon a time she was pretty solid. Now she's nearly impossible to get a hold of and pretty flaky if / when you schedule and try to confirm the time. The pictures are her but outdated as her weight fluctuates quite a bit.

**Rat Charles** · 10-06-23 13:02

Originally Posted by ChiManXXX [View Original Post]

I am considering trying nuru. Any experience with https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ack-27206.html ?

I saw Livia like 2 years ago for an hour nuru. We did everything but nuru. It was a total hookup session without actually banging. I would do it all over again. Not sure if she actually does nuru though so it may have been a YMMV situation.

**ChiManXXX** · 10-06-23 12:40

Originally Posted by BA4114 [View Original Post]

This is a PSA on the following ad:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...now-32605.html

Worst bait and switch I've ever experienced. From the reviews I read, I was prepared to not see the girl in the ad. But I was expecting something fairly representative. Like something in the same area code.

Expecting an attractive, relatively fit European girl. What I got was someone who made me wait 20 minutes past our scheduled meeting time and looked like Lena Dunham with a bad dye job.

I've never walked out on someone before. But today I did.

She opened the door to her very tiny, overly warm (hot?) apartment and I didn't see her until it was closing behind me. She seemed very nice and pleasant, but after looking at her body and knowing that I came there for Nuru, I just couldn't imagine her sliding naked all over by me. I was a little grossed out at the thought of it.

I awkwardly slipped my shoe back on and told her I needed to step into the hall to take a phone call. Then I basically ran to the stairs and exited swiftly.

Now I'm worried that I'm going to end up in some blackball list for NCNS time wasters. Fuck.

If there is one thing I've learned from this board, it's that there are dudes out there into ALL kinds of different looking women. Many of them aren't for me. Many of the girls I'm into, I'm sure, are not for you. A very minimum of truth in advertising especially when it's an indy provider, not a storefront would be nice and likely draw some customers. And I'm not setting the bar high. I'm talking about a VERY minimum.

I've fucked chicks and hated myself for days. But couldn't go through with this one.

I am considering trying nuru. Any experience with https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ack-27206.html ?

**SpaGuy21** · 10-06-23 11:56

I had previously reported in the Skokie / Evanston thread on a spa with new ownership, Oakton Spa, and how I had found that appeared to be taken over by whoever was running Sunflower on MKE Ave, NW side. I visited that Skokie spot, just to recon, and it was the same provider who was at Sunflower (Not really recommended).

ANYWAYS, that got me thinking, "Who's at the MKE location then?" At the same time, I had seen a couple newer ads for Sunflower saying "new management" and "new girl. " Always on the hunt I decided to check it out. Well, it is in fact run by an all new MMS. She, herself, is vaguely familiar but don't know from where. The other MT, is all new. Late 20's, early 30's, slightly darker complexion but Chinese, fit / athletic, pretty nice ass with C cups (man-made after further research). She's pretty attractive, IMO. I thought about keeping this one to myself, honestly, but in a sharing mood, haha. Her massage is amateur at best but she's not afraid to climb all over you for increased pressure. After the flip, she is a bit playful but definitely has limits. Very shy about her baby damage but otherwise some roaming allowed. 2 visits with no more than L1, so far. MMS is older but she seems to have a playful personality and is decently attractive.

Google will help you find the location and phone number. Enjoy and remember, review your local MP!!

**BrohamJohn** · 10-06-23 11:54

Saw Wendy yesterday before she left town. 340 for two pops. Included pre and post shower. She was cute and slender. BBBJ and multiple positions. She tried to get a third out of me but I was beat. Wendy was petite with nice natural b cups. Very tight. Age was under 30 by my guess. Very tight! I was in her guts.

It was pretty busy at the shop. It turned into a fuck off with all the noises LOL. After our shower she was leading me down the hallway by my dick and some other monger saw my dong. Sorry bro.

On my way out a chick with blonde highlights was standing in the lobby. She was cute. Booker said her name was Baby. She looks worth a try. Booker also said new girl is coming today around 3 - she looks early 20's.

**SpaGuy21** · 10-06-23 11:33

Originally Posted by Uruni4 [View Original Post]

Went to Happy Smile on Belmont, went in the morning. Rang doorbell and Titiana answered the door. She was a cute Costa Rican (7/10) 40's.

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

She definitely older and heavy set. I would say a 5 out of 10.

Perfect example of "Beauty in the eye of the beholder" Whenever describing a provider I try and give a physical description rather than a number scale rating. Your 7 is someone else's 5. Your perfect 10 might be short, thick, one legged with a beard, hahaha. Age, build (skinny, thick, etc), cup size and ass descriptions paint a much better picture.

**SpaGuy21** · 10-06-23 11:25

Originally Posted by BA4114 [View Original Post]

This is a PSA on the following ad:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...now-32605.html

Worst bait and switch I've ever experienced. From the reviews I read, I was prepared to not see the girl in the ad. But I was expecting something fairly representative. Like something in the same area code.
I awkwardly slipped my shoe back on and told her I needed to step into the hall to take a phone call. Then I basically ran to the stairs and exited swiftly.
Now I'm worried that I'm going to end up in some blackball list for NCNS time wasters. Fuck.
If there is one thing I've learned from this board, it's that there are dudes out there into ALL kinds of different looking women. Many of them aren't for me. Many of the girls I'm into, I'm sure, are not for you. A very minimum of truth in advertising especially when it's an indy provider, not a storefront would be nice and likely draw some customers. And I'm not setting the bar high. I'm talking about a VERY minimum.
I've fucked chicks and hated myself for days. But couldn't go through with this one.

Good on you for bailing! I've done it many times, though not always in this exact scenario. You are paying your money for a service and if the service or "goods" aren't up to your standards then move on to the next. I wouldn't worry about being on any blacklist, rather, add this service to your own. And I've told bait and switch providers or their bookers "not my type" or "nothing like your ad. " Too many options out there to pay for substandard services or bait and switch providers.

**Lamer12** · 10-05-23 21:03

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

OMG!! Got a text from mamasan today. Come see new girl. I had my doubts as before I've been tricked. I needed a massage so I decided to go. I went and Sara answered the door. I was impressed. She is very attractive, young and d cup boobs. Went into the room she gave a great massage. On the flip she was very accomadating. She is here for a short time from NYC. See her and you won't be disappointed. She has a great unique look and fun personality. Call and make your appointment with Sara. Trust me you will like her. I gave her a great tip since she just came here.

What was the damage and what is her menu?

**ConfuciusMan** · 10-05-23 17:06

OMG!! Got a text from mamasan today. Come see new girl. I had my doubts as before I've been tricked. I needed a massage so I decided to go. I went and Sara answered the door. I was impressed. She is very attractive, young and d cup boobs. Went into the room she gave a great massage. On the flip she was very accomadating. She is here for a short time from NYC. See her and you won't be disappointed. She has a great unique look and fun personality. Call and make your appointment with Sara. Trust me you will like her. I gave her a great tip since she just came here.

**Jge096** · 10-05-23 16:03

Is there a good day / time to call for Karly at Ozone? Not sure if her working days are lined up with previous days mentioned previously. I've tried the weekend, early during the week, and mid-week.

**BA4114** · 10-05-23 15:40

This is a PSA on the following ad:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...now-32605.html

Worst bait and switch I've ever experienced. From the reviews I read, I was prepared to not see the girl in the ad. But I was expecting something fairly representative. Like something in the same area code.

Expecting an attractive, relatively fit European girl. What I got was someone who made me wait 20 minutes past our scheduled meeting time and looked like Lena Dunham with a bad dye job.

I've never walked out on someone before. But today I did.

She opened the door to her very tiny, overly warm (hot?) apartment and I didn't see her until it was closing behind me. She seemed very nice and pleasant, but after looking at her body and knowing that I came there for Nuru, I just couldn't imagine her sliding naked all over by me. I was a little grossed out at the thought of it.

I awkwardly slipped my shoe back on and told her I needed to step into the hall to take a phone call. Then I basically ran to the stairs and exited swiftly.

Now I'm worried that I'm going to end up in some blackball list for NCNS time wasters. Fuck.

If there is one thing I've learned from this board, it's that there are dudes out there into ALL kinds of different looking women. Many of them aren't for me. Many of the girls I'm into, I'm sure, are not for you. A very minimum of truth in advertising — especially when it's an indy provider, not a storefront — would be nice and likely draw some customers. And I'm not setting the bar high. I'm talking about a VERY minimum.

I've fucked chicks and hated myself for days. But couldn't go through with this one.

**MolonLabe** · 10-05-23 14:50

Originally Posted by BizzWays [View Original Post]

I will be in Chicago and was hoping to find a parlor / apartment with young / attractive ladies who are into rimming. I've seen some reports here where rimming is available. Is there a girl who stands out in this regard? Thanks for any info.

It has been the norm at Tokyo Spa.

**ConfuciusMan** · 10-05-23 10:52

Originally Posted by Uruni4 [View Original Post]

Went to Happy Smile on Belmont, went in the morning. Rang doorbell and Titiana answered the door. She was a cute Costa Rican (7/10) 40's. 60 for hh even though their pricing sheet on the front desk said 45 for hh. Massage was ok but during massage she always stayed an arms length away from me. Over the clothes touching was ok but she stayed far from hand. She only offers clothed L1. Never said a price just asked for a "good" tip. She was cute but would not repeat.

She definitely older and heavy set. I would say a 5 out of 10. Everyone has a different opinion. Did she wear a mask while in the room?