Massage Parlor Reports

[Jge096]

Is there a good day / time to call for Karly at Ozone? Not sure if her working days are lined up with previous days mentioned previously. I've tried the weekend, early during the week, and mid-week.

[BA4114]

This is a PSA on the following ad:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...now-32605.html

Worst bait and switch I've ever experienced. From the reviews I read, I was prepared to not see the girl in the ad. But I was expecting something fairly representative. Like something in the same area code.

Expecting an attractive, relatively fit European girl. What I got was someone who made me wait 20 minutes past our scheduled meeting time and looked like Lena Dunham with a bad dye job.

I've never walked out on someone before. But today I did.

She opened the door to her very tiny, overly warm (hot?) apartment and I didn't see her until it was closing behind me. She seemed very nice and pleasant, but after looking at her body and knowing that I came there for Nuru, I just couldn't imagine her sliding naked all over by me. I was a little grossed out at the thought of it.

I awkwardly slipped my shoe back on and told her I needed to step into the hall to take a phone call. Then I basically ran to the stairs and exited swiftly.

Now I'm worried that I'm going to end up in some blackball list for NCNS time wasters. Fuck.

If there is one thing I've learned from this board, it's that there are dudes out there into ALL kinds of different looking women. Many of them aren't for me. Many of the girls I'm into, I'm sure, are not for you. A very minimum of truth in advertising — especially when it's an indy provider, not a storefront — would be nice and likely draw some customers. And I'm not setting the bar high. I'm talking about a VERY minimum.

I've fucked chicks and hated myself for days. But couldn't go through with this one.

[MolonLabe]

I will be in Chicago and was hoping to find a parlor / apartment with young / attractive ladies who are into rimming. I've seen some reports here where rimming is available. Is there a girl who stands out in this regard? Thanks for any info.

It has been the norm at Tokyo Spa.

[ConfuciusMan]

Went to Happy Smile on Belmont, went in the morning. Rang doorbell and Titiana answered the door. She was a cute Costa Rican (7/10) 40's. 60 for hh even though their pricing sheet on the front desk said 45 for hh. Massage was ok but during massage she always stayed an arms length away from me. Over the clothes touching was ok but she stayed far from hand. She only offers clothed L1. Never said a price just asked for a "good" tip. She was cute but would not repeat.

She definitely older and heavy set. I would say a 5 out of 10. Everyone has a different opinion. Did she wear a mask while in the room?

[Dbry4281]

So, yesterday I decided to stop in at Orange Spa and see what new selection of ladies they had. Kiki was my selection.

Please Keep in mind mongers.

I've tried the Asian apartment scene, I've went to Pink Diamond one time but I wasn't used to being greeted by a tall Asian Man. Also seeing another Asian guy hanging on the couch by the door and he just didn't*seem too friendly. I even said " what's up, he did not say a word.

So I stick to the parlors, I like Orange. I'm here to give my honest opinion*on the general* looks and attitudes of the girls, where I go.

Kiki at Orange.

Light skinned Asian 5'8 tight figure, long legs.

The one thing that was exceptional on her was: her nice firm c's with long nipples. Natural tits.

Average ass*Had a little tummy tuck, but that's no big deal for me.

I liked her face. She had more of a Japanese look to her, even though she is Chinese. Lip fillers, good for the dick.

Nose Job, which looks great.

Asian eyes, not to big.

Nice small pussy lips, nothing hanging out.

Partially shaved with neatly trimmed pubes.

Can do the Splits, lifted Leg straight in the air!

Great Attitude.

Moaning, good. Eye Contact.

Nothing Mechanical about her. She is great, and nothing is off the menu with her.

8/10.

I have been playing it cool lately, taking a break from FS.

I decided to go with HJ, CBJ. She asked if I wanted 69, I wasn't in the mood for it. Very great mouth skills deep throat. Slurped my balls nicely. I sucked on her long utters, as well. I did some fingering. She stood up, and lifted her one leg straight in the air as I fingered, her, and she gave me a hand job. I titty fucked her, and popped on her big nipples. I opted out of FS, but I would recommend, she is taller, with long legs, if that's*what your into. She doesn't speak English well. Translator. APP needed. Total Damage 1. 6,out the door, with HJ CBJ. I might stop in next week to try another girl there, we will See.

[Uruni4]

Went to Happy Smile on Belmont, went in the morning. Rang doorbell and Titiana answered the door. She was a cute Costa Rican (7/10) 40's. 60 for hh even though their pricing sheet on the front desk said 45 for hh. Massage was ok but during massage she always stayed an arms length away from me. Over the clothes touching was ok but she stayed far from hand. She only offers clothed L1. Never said a price just asked for a "good" tip. She was cute but would not repeat.

[GMoney05]

Another visit to Princess Latina Spa. Sadly everyone's favorite eye candy receptionist wasn't there. Paid 60 for the HH and got a Columbian MT. May be mid to late 30's.

Pretty cute with a decent body. Nearly zero English and zero massage skills but she didn't even really try. Which sucked bc the last time I was there I got a girl named Gabbie (I think) and she was a great massage with great English so I can tell her how I liked it. Not too bad though -- got L3 with her for 150. The other girls I've seen there are younger and speak English but thicker. Best of luck.

Anybody know what happened to the fine hot Latina Receptionist at Princess Latina? Does she work at another Spa now? Someone claimed before they had Intel on what she does outside the Spa's.

[Fit312]

I got Amy today about 4'5.

Is the circus in town or something?

[BizzWays]

I will be in Chicago and was hoping to find a parlor / apartment with young / attractive ladies who are into rimming. I've seen some reports here where rimming is available. Is there a girl who stands out in this regard? Thanks for any info.

[SitbacRelax]

I'll help you get started on some keywords to use on the search function.

Massage Parlors: 819 Western, Ozone (ask for karly), Orange Spa, Tokyo Spa, Ruby Spa, Princess Latina.

Apartments: Chicagoland Body Rubs (CLM), Pink Diamond, Red Lantern, HKPD.

Thank you.

[FuckIt216]

A few blocks south of HKPD is their new Archer Perfect Spa Location (side door) entrance directly across from Jewel.

I got Amy today about 4'5 100 lbs probably mid 30's buck forty.

All in.

Service was very good and place is unique you enter the side door by choice which is the kitchen then several rooms.

Highly suggest checking it out for a different change of pace and environment.

[Jinurso]

Who are these people? None of these names work at Princess Latina.

They're girls who work at CLM, not Princess Latina.

[GMoney05]

I feel like Bella at this point is probably about 30. She was in her mid-20's when I met her and it's been a good 4-5 years now.

Leila is definitely in her 30's. She's a young looking 30's, but definitely 30's.

Who are these people? None of these names work at Princess Latina.

[LBear]

Any info would be great. Where is the best place for a FS? If there are any UTRs I'd be game also. Don't know if I have enough time for an agency but I'd like to try one. I know I posted in massage section didn't mean to.

Where is the address?

[BigJohn619]

Stopped by Orange Spa with the intent on a doubles session. Got to pick between Wendy, Baby and Mimi. Wendy was a little taller, older and thicker. Went with Baby and Mimi. Baby is late 20's, blondish hair, raspy voice and built more like a gymnast type. Mimi is mid 20's, big doe eyes, pretty smile and is a tad thicker than a spinner.

Paid the 5 for an hour with them and off to the shower. Mimi is really cute, but I'm glad I had picked Baby too. She took the lead with everything. And she LOVES to eat your ass. I mean, in the shower she was grabbing my hips and going to town. Mimi started humping my legs in there which was a new one for me. In the room Baby once again went to town. On my back, my legs in the air, getting her some more. Damn. Went back and forth in multiple positions. Put Mimi in doggy on the table and Baby goes back for MORE. It sounded like she was suffocating as I gave it to Mimi. She was a moaning, so I reached back and grabbed the back of her head and drove it in further. She loved it. Time was running out so I finished on Mimi's fun bags with Baby standing next to me giving encouragement. All while I had the finger from my other hand up her ass.

All in all one of the best doubles. Baby would be a blast on her own. One and only downside is they understand almost zero English. But for 5 bills, not bad at all.