Massage Parlor Reports

**SpaGuy21** · 10-06-23 11:25

Originally Posted by BA4114 [View Original Post]

This is a PSA on the following ad:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...now-32605.html

Worst bait and switch I've ever experienced. From the reviews I read, I was prepared to not see the girl in the ad. But I was expecting something fairly representative. Like something in the same area code.
I awkwardly slipped my shoe back on and told her I needed to step into the hall to take a phone call. Then I basically ran to the stairs and exited swiftly.
Now I'm worried that I'm going to end up in some blackball list for NCNS time wasters. Fuck.
If there is one thing I've learned from this board, it's that there are dudes out there into ALL kinds of different looking women. Many of them aren't for me. Many of the girls I'm into, I'm sure, are not for you. A very minimum of truth in advertising especially when it's an indy provider, not a storefront would be nice and likely draw some customers. And I'm not setting the bar high. I'm talking about a VERY minimum.
I've fucked chicks and hated myself for days. But couldn't go through with this one.

Good on you for bailing! I've done it many times, though not always in this exact scenario. You are paying your money for a service and if the service or "goods" aren't up to your standards then move on to the next. I wouldn't worry about being on any blacklist, rather, add this service to your own. And I've told bait and switch providers or their bookers "not my type" or "nothing like your ad. " Too many options out there to pay for substandard services or bait and switch providers.

**Lamer12** · 10-05-23 21:03

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

OMG!! Got a text from mamasan today. Come see new girl. I had my doubts as before I've been tricked. I needed a massage so I decided to go. I went and Sara answered the door. I was impressed. She is very attractive, young and d cup boobs. Went into the room she gave a great massage. On the flip she was very accomadating. She is here for a short time from NYC. See her and you won't be disappointed. She has a great unique look and fun personality. Call and make your appointment with Sara. Trust me you will like her. I gave her a great tip since she just came here.

What was the damage and what is her menu?

**ConfuciusMan** · 10-05-23 17:06

OMG!! Got a text from mamasan today. Come see new girl. I had my doubts as before I've been tricked. I needed a massage so I decided to go. I went and Sara answered the door. I was impressed. She is very attractive, young and d cup boobs. Went into the room she gave a great massage. On the flip she was very accomadating. She is here for a short time from NYC. See her and you won't be disappointed. She has a great unique look and fun personality. Call and make your appointment with Sara. Trust me you will like her. I gave her a great tip since she just came here.

**Jge096** · 10-05-23 16:03

Is there a good day / time to call for Karly at Ozone? Not sure if her working days are lined up with previous days mentioned previously. I've tried the weekend, early during the week, and mid-week.

**BA4114** · 10-05-23 15:40

This is a PSA on the following ad:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...now-32605.html

Worst bait and switch I've ever experienced. From the reviews I read, I was prepared to not see the girl in the ad. But I was expecting something fairly representative. Like something in the same area code.

Expecting an attractive, relatively fit European girl. What I got was someone who made me wait 20 minutes past our scheduled meeting time and looked like Lena Dunham with a bad dye job.

I've never walked out on someone before. But today I did.

She opened the door to her very tiny, overly warm (hot?) apartment and I didn't see her until it was closing behind me. She seemed very nice and pleasant, but after looking at her body and knowing that I came there for Nuru, I just couldn't imagine her sliding naked all over by me. I was a little grossed out at the thought of it.

I awkwardly slipped my shoe back on and told her I needed to step into the hall to take a phone call. Then I basically ran to the stairs and exited swiftly.

Now I'm worried that I'm going to end up in some blackball list for NCNS time wasters. Fuck.

If there is one thing I've learned from this board, it's that there are dudes out there into ALL kinds of different looking women. Many of them aren't for me. Many of the girls I'm into, I'm sure, are not for you. A very minimum of truth in advertising — especially when it's an indy provider, not a storefront — would be nice and likely draw some customers. And I'm not setting the bar high. I'm talking about a VERY minimum.

I've fucked chicks and hated myself for days. But couldn't go through with this one.

**MolonLabe** · 10-05-23 14:50

Originally Posted by BizzWays [View Original Post]

I will be in Chicago and was hoping to find a parlor / apartment with young / attractive ladies who are into rimming. I've seen some reports here where rimming is available. Is there a girl who stands out in this regard? Thanks for any info.

It has been the norm at Tokyo Spa.

**ConfuciusMan** · 10-05-23 10:52

Originally Posted by Uruni4 [View Original Post]

Went to Happy Smile on Belmont, went in the morning. Rang doorbell and Titiana answered the door. She was a cute Costa Rican (7/10) 40's. 60 for hh even though their pricing sheet on the front desk said 45 for hh. Massage was ok but during massage she always stayed an arms length away from me. Over the clothes touching was ok but she stayed far from hand. She only offers clothed L1. Never said a price just asked for a "good" tip. She was cute but would not repeat.

She definitely older and heavy set. I would say a 5 out of 10. Everyone has a different opinion. Did she wear a mask while in the room?

**Dbry4281** · 10-05-23 10:43

So, yesterday I decided to stop in at Orange Spa and see what new selection of ladies they had. Kiki was my selection.

Please Keep in mind mongers.

I've tried the Asian apartment scene, I've went to Pink Diamond one time but I wasn't used to being greeted by a tall Asian Man. Also seeing another Asian guy hanging on the couch by the door and he just didn't*seem too friendly. I even said " what's up, he did not say a word.

So I stick to the parlors, I like Orange. I'm here to give my honest opinion*on the general* looks and attitudes of the girls, where I go.

Kiki at Orange.

Light skinned Asian 5'8 tight figure, long legs.

The one thing that was exceptional on her was: her nice firm c's with long nipples. Natural tits.

Average ass*Had a little tummy tuck, but that's no big deal for me.

I liked her face. She had more of a Japanese look to her, even though she is Chinese. Lip fillers, good for the dick.

Nose Job, which looks great.

Asian eyes, not to big.

Nice small pussy lips, nothing hanging out.

Partially shaved with neatly trimmed pubes.

Can do the Splits, lifted Leg straight in the air!

Great Attitude.

Moaning, good. Eye Contact.

Nothing Mechanical about her. She is great, and nothing is off the menu with her.

8/10.

I have been playing it cool lately, taking a break from FS.

I decided to go with HJ, CBJ. She asked if I wanted 69, I wasn't in the mood for it. Very great mouth skills deep throat. Slurped my balls nicely. I sucked on her long utters, as well. I did some fingering. She stood up, and lifted her one leg straight in the air as I fingered, her, and she gave me a hand job. I titty fucked her, and popped on her big nipples. I opted out of FS, but I would recommend, she is taller, with long legs, if that's*what your into. She doesn't speak English well. Translator. APP needed. Total Damage 1. 6,out the door, with HJ CBJ. I might stop in next week to try another girl there, we will See.

**Uruni4** · 10-05-23 08:17

Went to Happy Smile on Belmont, went in the morning. Rang doorbell and Titiana answered the door. She was a cute Costa Rican (7/10) 40's. 60 for hh even though their pricing sheet on the front desk said 45 for hh. Massage was ok but during massage she always stayed an arms length away from me. Over the clothes touching was ok but she stayed far from hand. She only offers clothed L1. Never said a price just asked for a "good" tip. She was cute but would not repeat.

**GMoney05** · 10-05-23 01:40

Originally Posted by SomeGuySnoopin [View Original Post]

Another visit to Princess Latina Spa. Sadly everyone's favorite eye candy receptionist wasn't there. Paid 60 for the HH and got a Columbian MT. May be mid to late 30's.

Pretty cute with a decent body. Nearly zero English and zero massage skills but she didn't even really try. Which sucked bc the last time I was there I got a girl named Gabbie (I think) and she was a great massage with great English so I can tell her how I liked it. Not too bad though -- got L3 with her for 150. The other girls I've seen there are younger and speak English but thicker. Best of luck.

Anybody know what happened to the fine hot Latina Receptionist at Princess Latina? Does she work at another Spa now? Someone claimed before they had Intel on what she does outside the Spa's.

**Fit312** · 10-04-23 19:30

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

I got Amy today about 4'5.

Is the circus in town or something?

**BizzWays** · 10-04-23 16:28

I will be in Chicago and was hoping to find a parlor / apartment with young / attractive ladies who are into rimming. I've seen some reports here where rimming is available. Is there a girl who stands out in this regard? Thanks for any info.

**SitbacRelax** · 10-04-23 15:57

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

I'll help you get started on some keywords to use on the search function.

Massage Parlors: 819 Western, Ozone (ask for karly), Orange Spa, Tokyo Spa, Ruby Spa, Princess Latina.

Apartments: Chicagoland Body Rubs (CLM), Pink Diamond, Red Lantern, HKPD.

Thank you.

**FuckIt216** · 10-04-23 14:42

A few blocks south of HKPD is their new Archer Perfect Spa Location (side door) entrance directly across from Jewel.

I got Amy today about 4'5 100 lbs probably mid 30's buck forty.

All in.

Service was very good and place is unique you enter the side door by choice which is the kitchen then several rooms.

Highly suggest checking it out for a different change of pace and environment.