Massage Parlor Reports

[RubMania19]

I'm going to have to agree with Two Nuts.

I'm not one to pile on, especially since Goose has been a favorite go to for many months now. And I've been getting 69/ BBBJ from Mia several times now. But I too have witnessed a real decline in service here. And a recent upsell! I saw some of the earlier posts too. I was there last week, Mia was sucking my cock fast to get me to cum quick, I told her slow down. She'd slow down, then shift to her hands. I asked her to start sucking my cock again, she did. She sucked me for a few minutes then switched to hands again and did the exact same thing you saw. Bobbing her head up and down and faking it! We usually don't haggle because I drop a 100 on the table each time. But it was only 40 minutes and I was being asked to leave 20 minutes early because they were busy, and no change back.

I was also there about a week ago, got a girl named LU LU, who wanted 80 for a lackluster handjob and mediocre massage. I laughed. On top of that, stinky bad breath. So bad I had to turn my head. And they were cooking fish or something in the back.

I also heard the guy in the other room. Remember, this place has no walls. I heard the other girl say "20 more. " What is going on with this place? The service is declining and they're asking for more money. They must have some kind of upsell campaign going on now that Mia is running the place.

On a funny note, they're doing some kind of tar work on the parking lot. They had some rope up blocking the entrance. It was so dark at night I didn't even see it. Drove right through the fuc*king thing, LOL. But I did get back out to fix it, right thing to do since that was my fault. Dam, shitty service, shitty experience, and a fuc*ked up parking lot, LOL. Not sure I'm going back anytime soon.

After several reviews of this place, particularly Mia I thought what the hell. Everything was either fake or the poor bastards don't realize what real service is supposed to be. Layed in the room for 10 minutes waiting on her, she finally comes in, I had a Ben layed out as was reported. I asked for BBBJ which seem her normal routine, she wanted 60 more, with naked and DATY. No thanks, I'll give 20 more. She pulled pants to knees (how's DATY possible like that) then the 5 second BJ and sneaky HJ routine starts. I complained and at that point knew this was a mistake. She hid her head and acted like she was giving a BJ then started a HJ to finish which wasn't that good. Acted like we were done 15 minutes into my hour, again I complained about the time. She was surprised I wanted a massage. During my 15 minute massage she answered the phone 2 time and the door 3, times, the last was a customer asking for her. She said wait 10 minutes. She slapped me on the ass and said all done I'll get you a clean towel. When she got back I was dressed and had took the $120 back and replaced it with 80 bucks. Now this time she complained, LOL. I explained the 30 minutes short of time and only a HJ when a BJ was the negotiation. So she says ok you want water. This place is a joke if you're not used to great service. And BTW, I was freshly showered and new clothes including shoes. I was looking and smelling better than she deserved.

[Wild515]

This month the ladies are:

New girl Xixi, Diya and Mimi.

(Well at least that is what they texted me, I've no reports at this time).

I guess they cycled out Linda again? Linda with the bandaids on her knees. There was a Joy / Julie there (real petite younger lady) not two weeks ago. How often do they cycle them up?

[GregBlanc]

This month the ladies are:

New girl Xixi, Diya and Mimi.

(Well at least that is what they texted me, I've no reports at this time).

[Member #6999]

After several reviews of this place, particularly Mia I thought what the hell. Everything was either fake or the poor bastards don't realize what real service is supposed to be. Layed in the room for 10 minutes waiting on her, she finally comes in, I had a Ben layed out as was reported. I asked for BBBJ which seem her normal routine, she wanted 60 more, with naked and DATY. No thanks, I'll give 20 more. She pulled pants to knees (how's DATY possible like that) then the 5 second BJ and sneaky HJ routine starts. I complained and at that point knew this was a mistake. She hid her head and acted like she was giving a BJ then started a HJ to finish which wasn't that good. Acted like we were done 15 minutes into my hour, again I complained about the time. She was surprised I wanted a massage. During my 15 minute massage she answered the phone 2 time and the door 3, times, the last was a customer asking for her. She said wait 10 minutes. She slapped me on the ass and said all done I'll get you a clean towel. When she got back I was dressed and had took the $120 back and replaced it with 80 bucks. Now this time she complained, LOL. I explained the 30 minutes short of time and only a HJ when a BJ was the negotiation. So she says ok you want water. This place is a joke if you're not used to great service. And BTW, I was freshly showered and new clothes including shoes. I was looking and smelling better than she deserved.

[Cousinlouie]

Anyone been to the new adian place on Colerain yet?

Spring Spa.

You'd think being so close to Moon and Sakura they would try to absorb the overflow from those two places. I tried to go to Moon the other day and there were several cars in lot so I wound up at Woodridge. It would be nice to have another place to take some of the pressure off Moon. The place does a tremendous business.

[Member #6054]

I really appreciate all the intel posted on this board. It seems quiet lately with not many good leads. I have been to most places and they isn't much difference from one to the next except how crappy the massage is, even if you want to call it that. I just want 2 or 3 good providers and if FS is available for a regular monger. I don't kiss and tell publicly on here because it can ruin it for us. Anyway, can anyone PM me with some pointers of where and who?

[TapThat]

Anyone been to the new adian place on Colerain yet?

Spring Spa.

Nothing exciting.

[Tool513]

Anyone been to the new adian place on Colerain yet?

Spring Spa.

[GoodWill123]

Who did you have?

I stopped in recently because it was convenient to somewhere else I had to go. . 4 hh. Same jackhammer as I've had there before. She tried to negotiate. 8 after the flip and I laughed. Wouldn't really follow direction to slow down so I ended it early and left. Disappointing. Likely won't be back even if for convenience.

[BackToZero]

I stopped in recently because it was convenient to somewhere else I had to go. . 4 hh. Same jackhammer as I've had there before. She tried to negotiate. 8 after the flip and I laughed. Wouldn't really follow direction to slow down so I ended it early and left. Disappointing. Likely won't be back even if for convenience.

[GodSkin]

So did I read this correctly.

A piece of sh*t massage and a hand job for 120?

Total of 40 minutes?

What are we agreeing to fellas?

Visited goose after a while last week. Called ahead to see Anna (been there many times never got a chance to see her). Got there and the room on the right (which I've never gotten a chance to be in) was taken. I was taken to the other room by Mia with the regular hugs. I said an hour, changed and sat on the bed waiting. Someone else shows up. I lay down on my back and surprising she gets right to business, asks how much tip and I stick to 60 while she pushed for 80. Settled for. 60. Wasn't a big fan of her mechanical HE, asked me to turn after that and did the massage which wasn't great either. I was out in 40 minutes. Total damage. 60 + .60..

[Yoda492]

Visited goose after a while last week. Called ahead to see Anna (been there many times never got a chance to see her). Got there and the room on the right (which I've never gotten a chance to be in) was taken. I was taken to the other room by Mia with the regular hugs. I said an hour, changed and sat on the bed waiting. Someone else shows up. I lay down on my back and surprising she gets right to business, asks how much tip and I stick to 60 while she pushed for 80. Settled for. 60. Wasn't a big fan of her mechanical HE, asked me to turn after that and did the massage which wasn't great either. I was out in 40 minutes. Total damage. 60 + .60.

Stay safe.

I went there yesterday. I am not a fan of begging for more. We didn't agree so I left after lackluster massage. Very over-rated. Will not return.

[T2110]

Visited goose after a while last week. Called ahead to see Anna (been there many times never got a chance to see her). Got there and the room on the right (which I've never gotten a chance to be in) was taken. I was taken to the other room by Mia with the regular hugs. I said an hour, changed and sat on the bed waiting. Someone else shows up. I lay down on my back and surprising she gets right to business, asks how much tip and I stick to 60 while she pushed for 80. Settled for. 60. Wasn't a big fan of her mechanical HE, asked me to turn after that and did the massage which wasn't great either. I was out in 40 minutes. Total damage. 60 + .60.

Stay safe.

[HowardBrannon]

Third time was not a charm.

Went to new concept twice earlier this year. Both times got a slender reasonably attractive girl with long straight hair. She was fairly friendly and had a nice time.

Went in a couple days ago and got a different girl, this one more on the pudgy side. Massage was not great, not very playful, left wishing I had just massaged myself at home and saved money.

[BengalMan]

Went back today Wednesday to see if I can relieve the frustration from Monday.

I get there an not only is joy working again with a bloody tampon in she was dressed in the same exact cloths she had on on Monday 2 days ago.

An limda was there with the same bandaids on her knees.

And was dressed in the same cloths.

But the third girl working (who was not Mimi) also had her period.

So 2 of the 3 girls working at a ***** house we're currently on their period.

I swear can not make this shit up.

Disgusting.

It was good while it lasted boys.

Everyone has to earn their redwings.