Massage Parlor Reports

[CamperBob]

I tried to get into King this morning, but they were full. I even got there before opening. So instead of waiting, I looked on rubmaps and saw Trudy was nearby. The place is in what looks like an empty strip mall on a vacant lot. One end of the building is either falling apart or being demolished. I walked in and an older lady in good shape greeted me. I was going to go for an hour at King, but went with 30 min at Trudy. There was a towel at the foot of the table, I left it there and didn't cover. I was expecting the same woman to come in and do the massage, but a younger one came in. She left the towel where it was and asked what pressure I liked. I thought that was a good sign. She gave an ok massage, no oil, then she left. The older woman came back and had me flip. She started right in with l1. Overall, not bad. I found it odd how they switched providers halfway through. It got the job done, but I doubt that I will go back.

[Ddys11]

People come and go, but legends live forever.

Anyone have opinions on which AMP provider in the metro is the Greatest of All Time??

I'd love to hear your story and / or the why.

My submission is Suelyn.

(Retired afaik).

She was the best looking, and easiest to work with. Never negotiated, just was eager to make you feel awesome and often just started doing things without asking. She introduced me to some new things.

Suelyn was fun but no DATY! Tina from Spanut. Not going into specifics but I really did enjoy our sessions. Wish I knew if she was still around. Probably the best was Coco. She officed near Crosstown and Cedar. Super cute and fun with many options.

[Hugh Jload]

People come and go, but legends live forever.

Anyone have opinions on which AMP provider in the metro is the Greatest of All Time??

I'd love to hear your story and / or the why.

My submission is Suelyn.

(Retired afaik).

She was the best looking, and easiest to work with. Never negotiated, just was eager to make you feel awesome and often just started doing things without asking. She introduced me to some new things.

[MinnyMassage]

Exactly right!

I just tried reaching out again, but when I Google her number it brings up ads for different women. And her Tryst profile makes it seem like she might have moved to Illinois? I'll let you know if I find anything out.

Yes I went there.

LizzyOhLizzy.

Weird office that felt like a shrine.

Older women with a little belly.

She forgot our first appointment and gave me a 45 minute massage for 30 minute rate the next appointment. Includes anything you want except Greek. BBBJCIM and covered FS. I didn't hate it and would be tempted again.

Yeah, at the end she offers a magnetic healing for 5 minutes.

https://tryst.link/escort/lizzy-oh-lizzy

[Dream44]

About 4 months ago I saw a older provider in Roseville who had a small office complex space (next to other providers) with a kind of "holistic" or "healing" kind of bent to her practice. When you saw her, she pushed some different kind of healing via magnetic healing (or something like that). She gave a massage while talking a ton. I changed numbers and can't seem to find her again. I think she was discussed on this board, but can't find that either. LOL. Anyone know who I'm talking about? TIA!

Yes I went there.

LizzyOhLizzy.

Weird office that felt like a shrine.

Older women with a little belly.

She forgot our first appointment and gave me a 45 minute massage for 30 minute rate the next appointment. Includes anything you want except Greek. BBBJCIM and covered FS. I didn't hate it and would be tempted again.

Yeah, at the end she offers a magnetic healing for 5 minutes.

https://tryst.link/escort/lizzy-oh-lizzy

[MinnyMassage]

About 4 months ago I saw a older provider in Roseville who had a small office complex space (next to other providers) with a kind of "holistic" or "healing" kind of bent to her practice. When you saw her, she pushed some different kind of healing via magnetic healing (or something like that). She gave a massage while talking a ton. I changed numbers and can't seem to find her again. I think she was discussed on this board, but can't find that either. LOL. Anyone know who I'm talking about? TIA!

[FunBoyZhnr]

Anyone have any intel on Sunny, Hot Stone or Mystic? I've been to all and the vibe is vague.

Ya sunny sucks hot stone is terrible, didn't bother with the other? Any clue where a guy can get a L2. I have a few places they give a good PM.

[WoozerBuck]

Is watermelon shake a product or are you literally blending this up at home?

I buy those mini watermellons for 4 bucks, blend with water and there you go for a couple of days. Drink a few days before your date. Oh and try horny goat weed, works like magic.

When you are aged over 62 everything helps.

[PenilePerson15]

Saw Erika a few weeks ago. Verification and / or references required. Decent location, easy in and out in NE. Her best assets are her tits and for a hh at 160 that was the main attraction. Massage is light touch. Upgrades are available, BBBJ 300, full service 400, greek 500. Wasn't into her enough to go that direction so just played with her tits and let her jack me off. She has a nice personality but just not my cup of tea.

https://www.minnesotaerotica.com/cla...ay-hump-day-2/

[Ddys11]

Tried Balance Massage on Lake Street near Barbette. Wanted 60 minutes but they could only do 30 so I took it. A not-very-attractive gal got me situated in the room. The massage was actually pretty decent but there was no teasing and no extras. I got dressed, left a $10 tip on the table and walked out. She was at the checkout area and asked me for a tip. I thought, WTF? Who does that? Also there was a couple in the waiting area who were there for a massage so they got to see this. I told her that I left it in the room. She gave me some water and as I was leaving the office she started chuckling. I would not go back.

Years ago there was one that provided futon massage with prostate release. She was awesome! She moved on and I never had good service after that so I moved on too.

[Pga231]

I always smoke a bowl before I go so I can relax. I have never had an issue getting hard so sometimes I might divulge in a little extra. When I was in Chicago I got a vape and actually smoked it in the room while I was waiting. As far as transport goes I usually take Uber to somewhere near the place and Uber home after from the same location. Discreet.

I'm more of an edible guy, I don't think that helps the situation at all. I love to take after or before bed. I do however like a 1/4 Sidenafil which does.

Wonders and most likely let's them know what you're there for. I have a very high percentage.

[Poogs]

I always smoke a bowl before I go so I can relax. I have never had an issue getting hard so sometimes I might divulge in a little extra. When I was in Chicago I got a vape and actually smoked it in the room while I was waiting. As far as transport goes I usually take Uber to somewhere near the place and Uber home after from the same location. Discreet.

Does anyone here take edibles or smoke before the massage? And if so, how do you handle transportation afterwards?

[Serendipity22]

Tried Balance Massage on Lake Street near Barbette. Wanted 60 minutes but they could only do 30 so I took it. A not-very-attractive gal got me situated in the room. The massage was actually pretty decent but there was no teasing and no extras. I got dressed, left a $10 tip on the table and walked out. She was at the checkout area and asked me for a tip. I thought, WTF? Who does that? Also there was a couple in the waiting area who were there for a massage so they got to see this. I told her that I left it in the room. She gave me some water and as I was leaving the office she started chuckling. I would not go back.

[Hugh Jload]

Dr. Rachael Ross on Youtube has many videos on the male anatomy. These include smoothies to get hard. Dr. Ross calls water melon natures Viagra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELjvSiMlVg

I appreciate the natropathic medicinal advice!

I don't have much need for boner medicine, but I did take sildenafil once before hitting up the tittybar. Big mistake! I wore paper thin joggers and there was a white zebra stripe down the front when I left that wasn't there when I arrived. I also earned a couple new nicknames from the dancers that night that my buddies never let die: sausage McWonderpants and Capt. Hook.

[CarpMaster]

My cocktail is a combo of Viagra, redbull and watermelon shake. The melon will make you hard by increasing circulation. Try it.

Dr. Rachael Ross on Youtube has many videos on the male anatomy. These include smoothies to get hard. Dr. Ross calls water melon natures Viagra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELjvSiMlVg