Massage Parlor Reports

[Ashoka]

Was going to write a post anyway might as well throw it in here. Wouldn't normally try a place based on a shilly-sounding report from a low-count poster but I was in a f around and find out mood so I called for an appointment and went in. It was raining and the door was locked when I arrived. I saw a rather fat lady (Coco I assume) slurping on a bowl of noodles, figured the report was fake, and started to leave. She somehow sensed my pervert energy through the door and came running out to retrieve me, noodles flying everywhere (ok no noodles, but she was surprisingly agile). I told her I called for May and she nods furiously and tries to lead me in. I held fast because I can smell a bait-and-switch from a mile away. Are you May? No. Where's May? She's eating. I do massage! No thanks I'll try some other time. Ok I do massage May will finish! Pass, I don't want to interrupt dinner (I did make an appt but whatever). A lot of yelling in Chinese commences and she says May coming! Finally meet May. Thank god she's actually cute. Probably in her 30's-40's medium build.

The massage commences. I hear the outer door open and some unlucky guy comes in and gets greeted by kung fu panda. Poor sucker, I think. Anyway- no shower of any kind. Had to use warm towels with the only cleaning solution they had. Alcohol in a spray bottle. She tried to massage for about 5 minutes and then went to the frilly tickling stuff on the lower body which I absolutely hate. We flip and start negotiating. She will try to start high but you can get 140 for all covered (I spent a little extra to unlock the BBBJ). She looks good naked and nice chest. Even though I hate fakes, hers were well done. Not hard at all, just firm. And nice ass for a Chinese girl. She did some of the fake sexy talk but not my thing. We finished and she isn't really into helping clean up. I had paid her first at her insistence, a red flag in retrospect. She tells me all done, I have to go clean up. I start dressing and look at the clock, realizing I foolishly paid for an hour and she ghosted at about 35 minutes. The bigger one comes in and excitedly suggests I see her next time. Um, how about the hour I paid for? So sorry next time take care of you! Then I realize, hey what's she even doing here? Isn't she supposed to be massaging the other guy? Turns out May ran out the second I finished to take over the other massage. Thus I am shorted time and left to be consoled by not-May.

Anyone who has been to a cAMP knows this is all standard. So I wasn't too put out. My fault for forgetting cAMP rules. They were both nice. I used to have not one but two Chinese Mays on the roster back in the day who were young, sweet, did an amazing massage, and gave me enthusiastic full service. I might have been nostalgic because of the name May. Still not a bad time. I need an actual massage so I'm not sure this will be in my lineup but kudos to OP for the report, sorry for assuming you were a shill. And glad the guy below actually prefers Coco. There's no way she's competing with May on looks (for most of us) but she was still super nice.

I just left and was serviced by May. Based on that report I figured I go ahead and give the place a try. Got there around 430. I didn't call first, just showed up and trusted the AMP gods. Was greeted at the door by a woman in a red dress with white polka dots. She told me her name was May. She had b sized man mades. Not the bolt on types. These looked great. I didn't know they were fake until I grabbed them. Anyway. May jumped right into teasing and got me hard immediately. We quickly tan through my favorites, DATY, CG, doggy and I finished in the bag in Mish. May got me cleaned up and then gave me a scalp massage for about 20 minutes.

As I was getting dressed another provider, coco came into the room to say hi I guess. Coco was much more my type. I'm a sucker for a thick (kinda fat) Asian woman with huge soft natural tits. As I was putting my shirt back on coco was rubbing my chest and telling me how handsome I am so I reached out and grabbed her huge soft tits and she laughed.

I will be returning to give Coco a try.

Damage was 70 for the hour and 140 on the tip.

[LoveFromFrank]

I stopped by Zenith at #105 in Herndon the other day. They were busy, but said it would just be a 5 minute wait. The lady took me to the staff room and asked me to sit and wait. 5 minutes turned into 15 minutes, so I decided to leave. As I was walking out, the lady came barreling out of the massage room saying I stole a $100 bill from the staff room. I walked back in and asked what she is talking about. She said that she hid a hundred under a tissue box and that I took it. I said no way. She wanted to check my pockets, so I striped down in the front entrance area and tossed her my clothes and said, have at it. She made a half ass search and said ok. Just then a customer walked in, took one look at me standing naked, turned around and left. I put my clothes back on and left. Guess I won't be going back there again.

I'm both laughing and crying for you at the same time bro, wtaf. Sorry you were made to endure such an encounter. Why'all need to be tougher on the market out here. The ladies in these parlors damn near charge an arm and leg for cfs and now pull this stuff? Crazy.

[ShortMan22]

[QUOTE=RegularJoe1985;6612518]Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.

Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.

Could try calling instead of texting.

[ShortMan22]

Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.

Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.

Could try calling instead of texting.

Maybe she's on vacation? Usually when she doesn't answer ger text. She's usually on vacation or out of the county.

[FourNick8]

I have come to that conclusion after visiting countless AMPs and spending over 200 for a lame massage and straight CFS on a hard massage table.

Today, right after hitting the ATM, was deciding which AMP to visit when I called Asian Joyce instead. Went to her hotel and was greeted with a big smile, hug, and LFK before I helped her undress and watched her freshen up her Anus as I has had made that a request. After watching her in the tub she gave me a BBBJ and then a pussy slide where it slid in a bit more than a few times before the cover went on. This time no 69 just went straight to standing MISH, K9, and then anal K9 in the bathroom in front of the mirror. I've always been fascinated about ATM (not the kind that dispenses money) so I asked her if I could CIM. Not real ATM as she cleaned me up first before she went to BBBJCIM for the finish.

After that we got dressed and chatted for a few while rubbed her back and tits through her dress and traded sex stories. All this for 200 (less than what even an older AMP girl asks for FS).

A few things about Joyce for those who don't keep up with the escort thread;.

Her Bush has really grown out. It's now a thick fur ball with over an inch nap. She asked me if she should shave it again and I said Nooooooo.

For RicknVa. She doesn't have an Abaya costume (I asked for you) but she asked me where she could buy and said she would wear almost anything if you bring it. She looks south Asian so she could pass for Muslim if that is your thing.

Joyce is a bit quirky and not real PSE but she is fun to be with and I have a lot more fun in her hotel suite than in a tiny AMP room.

[BlueVrod]

Got a text from MMS that there's couple of newbies available. Yoki was here name, late 30's with natural sagging C's. Not bad in the look department as she had a nice smile with DSL on her.

Asked for the hour and got to my birthday suit, hopped on the table for some nice hard massage, it wasn't bad with some back walking. Flip came around 40 minutes and she motioned if I wanted to take her for a ride. Why not, of course negotiations came and she was adamant that she get ahold of the greenies. Usually this is where I am turned off and I put on my clothes and walked out, but she was nice and I wanted to sample this Dim Sum so I fold.

This girl was shy and reserved, but it's all an act so you would think they're innocent. The minute the crown goes on, it's on like donkey kong with that head game. Not too shabby as I was standing there and she was on her knees. I laid back onto the table and asked her to turn for some dinner but got rejected so I just laid there watching her head game. Hopped on for CG, Doggy, and Mish with her legs straight to her head and I was defeated. Cleaned up and say our farewells.

Face: 7- with nice smiles.

Body: 6- 5' spinner body with suction therapy marks on shoulders and back. Small ass with natural sagging C's and big nips.

Serv: 7- good massage and no rush.

Damages: 220 calories lost.

Overall: Good visit but with her it's one and done.

Until next time gents.

[InternNew]

As I write this, I realized as I forgot to mention the young MT's name in the previous post, that was Minnie. I would rate her 9/10 but I am still a just a new two time visitor at any MP. So, after the good experience at the One, I woke up the next day craving for Apple. Though she is a little older but she was fit and I was kinda excited by her during the TS. I called and asked for Apple and made an appointment in the next hour when they just opened.

Once I reached there and rang the bell, Apple opened the door and recognized me as I was the closing customer the previous night haha. "Back So Soon", she said. "I woke up wanting you" I replied. She took me to the room and handed me a towel for a 1/2 hr session fee. Walked me to the TS, to the sauna and back to the room where I left the tip on the counter which she didn't even count. She gave me a quick walk on the back massage, and flipped me. She took off her dress, woke up my boy with a HJ, got on to the table and put a crown on him. She started with a CBJ, I asked her to flip to taste some P. After few minutes, she hopped onto RCG style, I asked her to turn around for CG as I suck on her teets, She then got off to positioned into Doggy but I asked her to lay down for some Mish. She then went on her to knees and I finished for the CBJ.

She then dressed me up, and walked me outside. Comparatively, Minnie was a bit tighter and flexible than Apple but I did enjoy with her and might repeat.

Minnie: 9/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 6 tip (It was my first time, so I was nervous and didn't haggle).

Apple: 8. 5/10, Damage: 0. 6 + 1. 4 tip.

Hope I got better in leaving the report. I'm open to suggestions to improve and also suggestions to try other MPs. Is there any white / Latin MPs any one would suggest?

[AvgJoe123]

It'd be amazing if this forum added a button on every post that could be used to flag a potential fake report.

Genuine users of the forum could use the count of false report alerts while considering whether to visit a provider based on the report.

People who post too many of these false reports could then be banned.

I agree that this would be helpful. I recently noted that same issue, an overly positive post that seemed fake, but my comment was deleted as being argumentative. I apologize if I offended someone. I was just trying to help.

[PilotAviator]

Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.

Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.

Could try calling instead of texting.

Currently traveling. Returning later next week.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[SweetDickBilly]

I called it another fake report because I ventured here and there was no one with that description. This person is trying to promote the business.

So disappointing!

I just left and was serviced by May. Based on that report I figured I go ahead and give the place a try. Got there around 430. I didn't call first, just showed up and trusted the AMP gods. Was greeted at the door by a woman in a red dress with white polka dots. She told me her name was May. She had b sized man mades. Not the bolt on types. These looked great. I didn't know they were fake until I grabbed them. Anyway. May jumped right into teasing and got me hard immediately. We quickly tan through my favorites, DATY, CG, doggy and I finished in the bag in Mish. May got me cleaned up and then gave me a scalp massage for about 20 minutes.

As I was getting dressed another provider, coco came into the room to say hi I guess. Coco was much more my type. I'm a sucker for a thick (kinda fat) Asian woman with huge soft natural tits. As I was putting my shirt back on coco was rubbing my chest and telling me how handsome I am so I reached out and grabbed her huge soft tits and she laughed.

I will be returning to give Coco a try.

Damage was 70 for the hour and 140 on the tip.

[Mustang946]

Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.

Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.

Could try calling instead of texting.

She goes home once a year.

[Mustang946]

I recently visited Soft Touch in West Springfield. ST was an "old favorite" (actually one of the first AMPs for which I was a regular customer) - it is the place I found my ATF (regretfully, she retired many years ago).

It is a nice spa with nice staff. For this visit, Hanna was my massage technician. I completely enjoyed my one-hour massage experience and will return.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

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[RegularJoe1985]

Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.

Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.

Could try calling instead of texting.

[Kijimuna]

I stopped by Zenith at #105 in Herndon the other day. They were busy, but said it would just be a 5 minute wait. The lady took me to the staff room and asked me to sit and wait. 5 minutes turned into 15 minutes, so I decided to leave. As I was walking out, the lady came barreling out of the massage room saying I stole a $100 bill from the staff room. I walked back in and asked what she is talking about. She said that she hid a hundred under a tissue box and that I took it. I said no way. She wanted to check my pockets, so I striped down in the front entrance area and tossed her my clothes and said, have at it. She made a half ass search and said ok. Just then a customer walked in, took one look at me standing naked, turned around and left. I put my clothes back on and left. Guess I won't be going back there again.

[SexyD]

So what does ethnicity have to do with access to FS? Is it stereotypes about size of equipment? Do they trust asians more than others? I thought the only color that most providers see is green as in your money. If you tip well and see them often they are inventived to keep you happy and returning.

Yes this hobby is especially YMMV when it come to certain lady and AMP. All these AMP know about this site. Majority of the the lady that work in nova know each other and they talk to each other. I can get FS with one of atf that don't offer FS to all customers. It's take a lot visit for certain lady to offer you FS. Majority these lady that offer FS where the AMP only known for standard nova, don't want to be review on here. Also a bonus if you a Asian guy, you might get better treatment then others.