Massage Parlor Reports

[RegularJoe1985]

Tried to reach her on 703-xxx-6765 but haven't gotten a response.

Wondering if she's taking appts or on some trip etc.

Could try calling instead of texting.

[Kijimuna]

I stopped by Zenith at #105 in Herndon the other day. They were busy, but said it would just be a 5 minute wait. The lady took me to the staff room and asked me to sit and wait. 5 minutes turned into 15 minutes, so I decided to leave. As I was walking out, the lady came barreling out of the massage room saying I stole a $100 bill from the staff room. I walked back in and asked what she is talking about. She said that she hid a hundred under a tissue box and that I took it. I said no way. She wanted to check my pockets, so I striped down in the front entrance area and tossed her my clothes and said, have at it. She made a half ass search and said ok. Just then a customer walked in, took one look at me standing naked, turned around and left. I put my clothes back on and left. Guess I won't be going back there again.

[SexyD]

So what does ethnicity have to do with access to FS? Is it stereotypes about size of equipment? Do they trust asians more than others? I thought the only color that most providers see is green as in your money. If you tip well and see them often they are inventived to keep you happy and returning.

Yes this hobby is especially YMMV when it come to certain lady and AMP. All these AMP know about this site. Majority of the the lady that work in nova know each other and they talk to each other. I can get FS with one of atf that don't offer FS to all customers. It's take a lot visit for certain lady to offer you FS. Majority these lady that offer FS where the AMP only known for standard nova, don't want to be review on here. Also a bonus if you a Asian guy, you might get better treatment then others.

[NotUnlisted]

Been traveling to Herndon for work over the past few months and visited Moon last time I was in town. Enjoyed my session but looking to expand when I go back in a few weeks. Not interested in FS, more CBJ or BBBJ with a little DATO.

Fairly new to the site. I've seen recommendations here in the past but know things change and staff turns over. Don't know the area too well so surrounding area is an option but seems to be plenty of options where I already stay. Thanks in advance.

[Cuckold1234]

I was wondering. Who was your ATF there? It was one of my first regular spots ever too and was wondering if it was the same lady? It would have been 2019 or so for me. She had a massive pair.

I recently visited Soft Touch in West Springfield. ST was an "old favorite" (actually one of the first AMPs for which I was a regular customer) - it is the place I found my ATF (regretfully, she retired many years ago).

It is a nice spa with nice staff. For this visit, Hanna was my massage technician. I completely enjoyed my one-hour massage experience and will return.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[BlueVrod]

Wow! I could feel junior rustling while reading this review. Not sure what happened but these last few days there have been a lot of reviews and commentary from just regular members, many with only a handful of posts to their name. Almost all of them well written and thought out. Maybe it was all the talk last week of fake reviews and then all the encouragement for new members to post. Well done! We need more of this and seniors should step forward to comment good or bad on new members reviews. I know that helped me in the early days.

Regards.

Pj.

I called it another fake report because I ventured here and there was no one with that description. This person is trying to promote the business.

So disappointing!

[Member #6802]

I've seen the reports on waxing services in Northern Virginia. But wondering if anyone knows a place to get waxed in the Woodbridge to Manassas area. Preferably with a little extra but not a must.

I know Mira does it without extra fun but she doesn't even allow OTC.

Thanks for any tips that keeps me from driving too far north. PM messages welcomed.

[SteveSmithAbq]

DaddyKarma, are you reviewing Wendy or Crystal? The name changed in your report.

It'd be amazing if this forum added a button on every post that could be used to flag a potential fake report.

Genuine users of the forum could use the count of false report alerts while considering whether to visit a provider based on the report.

People who post too many of these false reports could then be banned.

[CuriousVaMan]

DaddyKarma, are you reviewing Wendy or Crystal? The name changed in your report.

Needed to kill some time. After some browsing online I decided to check out this AMP that was on Andrus road in Alexandria, VA. Should treat yourself once in a while ya know. And no better way then to let go a huge load of release in some Asian.

I was in luck b / c they told me that some new girl just arrived that went by Wendy. Not a bad looker. I'd say around 35-40. Still sexy with sexy technique. Her traditional massage was superior to many I've experienced at other AMP's. Like I know we usually go for the "secret menu" shit so I'm always impressed when they really give it a go with the conventional shit. The table shower was thorough and added a sensual touch to the mood. Butter'd me up good, y'all.

Wendy overall demeanor was very intimate, adding small touches of care throughout the session, which greatly enhanced the experience. Sometimes it's the added flair that really transforms the experience. Kinda like when you go to a Chinese restaurant and DGAF that they sprinkle a little of that magic MSG dust. My brain going to fucking love it. But yeah all the really intimate stuff I covered up, including the CBJ. The time spent felt longer than an hour, and I appreciated that Crystal didn't keep an eye on the clock. A pet peeve of mine. No BS rushing leading up to the grand finale of some mish. Pounded her hard till I dumped trucked a load all up in there. Overall Wendy was incredibly attentive and that's always sexy in a girl. Sets apart the noobs from the pros. Cleaned up and I thanked her for being a great time.

[LoveDemAzn]

I have no experience with using ChatGPT and no intentional use of AI writing tools. (I think many of us monger hobbyists are sufficiently challenged to utilize "big head natural / actual intelligence" let alone artificial intelligence).

That said, I would not be surprised to learn that I have read AI assisted writing reviews -- in fact, I am certain I have seen such reviews (Amaz** and elsewhere).

This sight is useful only to the extent that we can trust the words we read, the opinions of the reviewer.

I am going to remind myself (regularly) that if it sounds to good to be true, if it sounds like a unicorn story -- it probably is.

I am also going to remember this is a YMMV hobby.

PA

Yes this hobby is especially YMMV when it come to certain lady and AMP. All these AMP know about this site. Majority of the the lady that work in nova know each other and they talk to each other. I can get FS with one of atf that don't offer FS to all customers. It's take a lot visit for certain lady to offer you FS. Majority these lady that offer FS where the AMP only known for standard nova, don't want to be review on here. Also a bonus if you a Asian guy, you might get better treatment then others.

[PilotAviator]

I recently visited Soft Touch in West Springfield. ST was an "old favorite" (actually one of the first AMPs for which I was a regular customer) - it is the place I found my ATF (regretfully, she retired many years ago).

It is a nice spa with nice staff. For this visit, Hanna was my massage technician. I completely enjoyed my one-hour massage experience and will return.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[PilotAviator]

I have no experience with using ChatGPT and no intentional use of AI writing tools. (I think many of us monger hobbyists are sufficiently challenged to utilize "big head natural / actual intelligence" let alone artificial intelligence).

That said, I would not be surprised to learn that I have read AI assisted writing reviews -- in fact, I am certain I have seen such reviews (Amaz** and elsewhere).

This sight is useful only to the extent that we can trust the words we read, the opinions of the reviewer.

I am going to remind myself (regularly) that if it sounds to good to be true, if it sounds like a unicorn story -- it probably is.

I am also going to remember this is a YMMV hobby.

PA

[PuntaJaco43]

I'm still buzzing with excitement after my visit to Camelia Spa nestled in Boulevard Square Office park. Like on Arlington Blvd in Falls Church.

The entrance was pretty discreet / low key.

May was a total babe. She got some highlights in her hair. Milky smooth fair skin with them DSL. When I saw her she was wearing this sexy red top with white polka dots. She welcomed me with a full body-to-body embrace, breasts all up on my chest. When she started working on my body. The attention to detail was impeccable. From light fingernail strokes across my body contours to soft kisses in my ear. The blend of hot and cold sensations had me struggling to stay still. It was like a full-body ASMR experience.

As we moved on, my senses were on high alert. May was above me, her soft hands exploring further. Noticing my anticipation, she signaled towards her lips and wet tongue. Guiding my hand from my neck down my chest, she took me further down into the warmth and moisture. "Bad bad boy you want to take it all?" The way May whispered that shit softly into my ear gave me goosebumps all over and of course. Made me hard AF. Nothing of her was idle. Lips, knockers, hands, everything was always doing something. A full donation should always include this type of service and enthusiasm.

My dudes the buildup was like art. Had to take control and I turned her around, gripped her hips, and hell yeah had my way with her. Our rhythm intensified until I couldn't hold back any longer, ending on a high note.

After a moment to relax and clean up, I complimented May on the fantastic experience as I was leaving. She gave me a real cute grin and told me to come visit again soon.

Wow! I could feel junior rustling while reading this review. Not sure what happened but these last few days there have been a lot of reviews and commentary from just regular members, many with only a handful of posts to their name. Almost all of them well written and thought out. Maybe it was all the talk last week of fake reviews and then all the encouragement for new members to post. Well done! We need more of this and seniors should step forward to comment good or bad on new members reviews. I know that helped me in the early days.

Regards.

Pj.

[BallsDeep469]

So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.

Getting back to Aqua Wellness:

I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").

Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.

Here's the line up.

1). Judy or Julie not sure. She is the manager / madame. She also works and she aims to please. When you call, she answers and gets you set up. She is a 6 overall, maybe in her 50's. The other day she met me at the door in this sexy dress that was way up her ass. I almost did her in the vestibule; she playfully pushed me away as she ushered me to the room. A very inviting individual.

2). Sarah: Sarah is now on vacation but is soon to return. A little plump but only 38 years old. She looks good in her short revealing skirt and there is a lot of cushion for the pushion on this one if you like that sort of thing. Sarah goes with the flow and is really one sensual woman. (GFE! But YMMV).

3). Lisa: Lisa is a sleeper. Maybe 50 ish, a little thick but a pretty face and a very nice set (think Russian). She doesn't say much and personality-wise, maybe a 5, but very friendly and does what you ask of her but is slow to perform. Our last session was dragging, so I had to ask her to pick up the pace and boy did she perform for the last 15 minutes (Junior noticed!

4). Sue Thai: Now I have not been with this gal as she only works the weekend, but she has been reviewed recently on this forum and it was a very positive commentary. It sounds like she is the hottest of all. Hope to engage her soon..

So I decided to to say fuck it and pay this place a visit. This was my first time going to an APM (or getting any type of massage in general for that matter), so I went in pretty blind. Upon entering, the area was pretty nice. Three rooms as mentioned by other members here and nice and tidy. I was greeted by a fairly attractive woman, short dress, roughly a B cup, I would give her between a mid 6 to a low 7. For the life of me, I could not understand her name and I felt rude asking after the second time but I am pretty sure it started with a J (maybe Julie?

She seemed pretty nice, did not talk very much but was eager to answer many questions I had. I informed her that this was my first time getting massage and she told me that she would teach me a lot of things during my visit. Needless to say, I took the hint. I opted for an hour massage which was roughly $80. We went into the shower in which she told me to undress and lay flat on the table as she washed me from head to toe. Upon the flip on this table, needless to say, I was pretty excited and she giggled and called me a "very strong man". Yes, she did earn brownie points already for stroking my ego. She made sure to wash the little guy with both hands and let me touch on her thigh.

After the wash, we went back to the actual massage room where she took about 10 minutes to set up. Since this was my first massage ever, I opted for a medium massage to be on the safe side. This was fairly relaxing and she was not scared to glide her hands around the family jewels in the process.

Upon the table flip, she got close to my ear, and sensually told me, "I can teach you a bunch of things right now if you would like". At this point, I was sold. The dress and panties came right off and she went to town with the a HJ. She was not scared to let me suck on her tits in the process while she let out light moans. I was able to squeeze her ass however, I took the hint that fingering was off the table as she clenched her butt upon my 2 attempts to do so. After taking the hint, I let it be and enjoyed her work. I did ask if a BJ was in the cards for extra and she told me no, which I could totally understand. All that said, it was a pretty amazing experience for this first timer and I would definitely go back again. She did tell me however that if I were to come back later, there are other people that would happily offer a BJ and even FS however, did not tell me a name when asked but did tell me that the person who did do FS was here today but with another client. (side note, this killed me inside because I came when they first opened and I did see one other person walk in in front of me. Now THAT would be an amazing first experience!

Overall, I would give the entire thing an 8/10 for a first timer. Nothing was awkward, HJ was nice, and my provider was very nice. All in all, I am loving this new found hobby!

P.S.: as for pricing, for what she offered, it was $ but gave her a. 2 tip on top of that for anyone knowing what the going rate is.

[Bboc68]

I finally decided to find a Korean massage place since moving out east. Here is how my luck went.

I went to K therapy 1st. I arrived pretty early in the day. I very beautiful K lady came out to greet me. She was about 40 and very hot looking. She said, I would have to come back in over an hour as she had a client about to be there for his appointment. She must be the only one working. I was very disappointed as I found her smoking hot. Totally my type. Since I didn't have time to wait around or come back I moved on to Best.

I arrived at Best and was greeted by the Mama and she led me to a room. Before I could change, a decent looking K lady around 50 came in and asked for the house $ . 80. She came right back in and watched me strip. She had me lay face down rear up. She actually gave a really good semi-hard massage for about 30 minutes. Did the usual tease and asked me to flip and asked what I wanted. She motioned for FS and I agreed. She asked for. 200 and we settled on. 160.

She then stripped down and climbed on the table. Started with a BBBJ and slid on the cover. She then proceeded to rub her body all over mine until she decided to climb on for some CCG. She then wanted Mish. She wanted me to go until she finished. I soon finished after her performance.

Even though I was bummed about the 1st place this place wasn't too bad. The Mama thanked me on the way out and reminded me to come back as she said they have many beautiful ladies.