Massage Parlor Reports

[LoonyBinPatrol]

Was in the area and felt the itch for some release. Got in without an appointment and Grace was busy. She asked me if I could see someone else and I replied yes. She looked a bit older than Grace, maybe late 40's. The description of the place hasn't changed at all: stalls with walls that do not go all the way up to the ceiling and curtained doorways. The most notable difference was that there wasn't the usual music being played which is usually piped through speakers around the place. In any case, took off everything and laid down so my provider can get to work. TS was great as Grace. Not going to lie, her massage isn't bad. She paid close attention to parts that most other AMPs would not like the forearms. Once she got to the legs, there were some "accidental" grazes of the boys to get them excited. There were multiple brushes so that was definitely new for this place and not unwelcome. The ST transition to the flip was pretty well done and when I flipped, I was pretty ready to go. She started to stroke JR while I started to roam. Was able to do some exploring UTC up top which she didn't shy away from. It had been a while since my last release so I knew I wasn't going to last long so tried to explore UTC on her lower half but I popped before I could explore more. Cleaning up was very well done and didn't smell or feel any of the oil that was used anywhere which was a welcome surprise. Finished up with a good scalp and chest massage and off I went to enjoy the rest of the afternoon.

[PuntaJaco43]

So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.

Getting back to Aqua Wellness:

I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").

Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.

Here's the line up.

1). Judy or Julie not sure. She is the manager / madame. She also works and she aims to please. When you call, she answers and gets you set up. She is a 6 overall, maybe in her 50's. The other day she met me at the door in this sexy dress that was ½ way up her ass. I almost did her in the vestibule; she playfully pushed me away as she ushered me to the room. A very inviting individual.

2). Sarah: Sarah is now on vacation but is soon to return. A little plump but only 38 years old. She looks good in her short revealing skirt and there is a lot of cushion for the pushion on this one if you like that sort of thing. Sarah goes with the flow and is really one sensual woman. (GFE! But YMMV).

3). Lisa: Lisa is a sleeper. Maybe 50 ish, a little thick but a pretty face and a very nice set (think Russian). She doesn't say much and personality-wise, maybe a 5, but very friendly and does what you ask of her but is slow to perform. Our last session was dragging, so I had to ask her to pick up the pace and boy did she perform for the last 15 minutes (Junior noticed!

4). Sue Thai: Now I have not been with this gal as she only works the weekend, but she has been reviewed recently on this forum and it was a very positive commentary. It sounds like she is the hottest of all. Hope to engage her soon.

To conclude: This is my top choice now; my go to place. I highly recommend it and the extras are reasonable for what you receive. LOVE Aqua Wellness!

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

Located off Franconia Road in Alexandria.

[TwoBigBones]

Can anyone report on the current crew at FHOH? Haven't seen a report in the past month or more.

[WalkerC]

So I just was tired of AMPs and wanted to try a Latina location. I kept seeing ads for the DMV providers and decided on Luna since Kayla was supposed to be gone (turns out she's still around). I like older women anyhow and she doesn't hide that she is mature. She's in Alexandria proper at a regular spa (not with Magi, Kayla etc), so she has "regular" spa pricing of $120. FHOH is too far for me, as it was already a hike to get to Luna so I opted to go. Luna has intentionally salt and pepper hair, which was long. Something I like at the least. Nice face, and is likely in 50's. She was kind, able to chit chat without it being awkward, and had a real good massage technique that actually was helpful. She is a little plump, but wears it well, and has both a nice bottom and nice Ds. I found her personality was warm and I enjoyed my time. Also, she speaks English well, and we had no problem communicating. On the flip, before I said anything, she was firm that only the standard NOVA is offered, and she got down to lace undies. I just needed nurturing instead and went for cuddles, which she made feel natural. Her hands were ever so slightly sandpapery, but that also made her light touch better somehow. Sorry guys if I go for a different ending than most seem to go for, but I left nurtured and maybe this report'll help someone. I tipped. 5, seemed fine.

I haven't seen much on Magi, Cielo, and Alexis, in this forum and wondered if anyone had more intel on looks and personality? A Google review said Kiara is not good, but I have no idea if it's trustworthy. I think I will one day have to go to FHOH, but I fear it's a place you have to go more than once in order to open up a NOVA sort of experience.

With most of the providers at FHOH you definitely don't have to go multiple times. But again, depends on who you get and as always YMMV.

[CoolWays]

At Mosby in Fairfax, does anyone have any reports they would be willing to share, I checked the thread and couldn't find anything recently. If you prefer to direct message please do. Sorry for not posting much but have been medically out of the game but feeling a little better and promise to share as I get back into the game, again thank you and good luck.

[PuntaJaco43]

A couple of reports from Springfield over the last week and a half.

I visited Blue Therapy after trying to get an appointment at Spa Sung, which they were busy. Blue is on Hempstead Way, tucked away in an office park. It's a Korean spa, I paid 80 for an hour with a TS. The provider was a bit older than what I would prefer (I did not get her name) but her body and face were ok. TS was nice as she cleaned me good. Back in the room and the massage was ok, a good 10 minutes or medium pressure followed by some prolonged soft touching. When I flipped, I was offered CFS but at 200. No way, I said, I offered 150 and she was ok with it. FS was ok, not the greatest, switching from DATY to FS. I felt like she was going through the motions I had about 10 minutes left but didn't make a stink about being done early.

I did two trips to Soft Touch to see Hannah. It's another Korean spa, close to Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill Road, tucked away in an office park. She remembered me from before so I didn't have to deal with the negotiation crap. I paid 60 for half hour. For extras, she is cool with 140 for CFS, DATY and DATO (on her). To switch it up from the normal missionary, I sat on the chair and she straddled me and bounced up and down while I softly sucked on her tits. I popped pretty good. They do have a TS but didn't partake as I had already showered before.

Now that's the way a review should read. IMHO, well done from a new member.

Regards.

Pj.

[Aureliano]

A couple of reports from Springfield over the last week and a half.

I visited Blue Therapy after trying to get an appointment at Spa Sung, which they were busy. Blue is on Hempstead Way, tucked away in an office park. It's a Korean spa, I paid 80 for an hour with a TS. The provider was a bit older than what I would prefer (I did not get her name) but her body and face were ok. TS was nice as she cleaned me good. Back in the room and the massage was ok, a good 10 minutes or medium pressure followed by some prolonged soft touching. When I flipped, I was offered CFS but at 200. No way, I said, I offered 150 and she was ok with it. FS was ok, not the greatest, switching from DATY to FS. I felt like she was going through the motions I had about 10 minutes left but didn't make a stink about being done early.

I did two trips to Soft Touch to see Hannah. It's another Korean spa, close to Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill Road, tucked away in an office park. She remembered me from before so I didn't have to deal with the negotiation crap. I paid 60 for half hour. For extras, she is cool with 140 for CFS, DATY and DATO (on her). To switch it up from the normal missionary, I sat on the chair and she straddled me and bounced up and down while I softly sucked on her tits. I popped pretty good. They do have a TS but didn't partake as I had already showered before.

[GoodOne6969]

I went there on yesterday 9/12.

BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there Sophie stay alone!

I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.

Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.

Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, Average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160.

I think that Sophie, Bibi, Jenny, Jessica IS GPS. GPS = golden pussy syndrome. Overcharging for services.

You guys check the RUbMAPS review!.

This is the same person who wrote the other fake review about Bubbly Spa and Bibi and I checked Rubmaps. He wrote some of the same untrue junk in a review there too. We already called the person out and they write virtually the same thing again. This is out of control.

[Tom McAn]

I am not yet 7-decades (but am close) -- and I applaud all mongers (men and women) who are actual practitioners of the hobby and share information (not shills, managers, etc.).

It is a YMMV hobby. And many of us are not FS clients, but are looking to enjoy massage, personal time, and a fun sensual experience. PJ. Thanks (great words) // Retire. Good on you!

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

One thing for which I'm grateful is that this forum has a strong BS detector. Senior members are willing to call out reviews which don't seem genuine. I don't see that at other review sites.

Also adding to the forum's value are the tips and pointers I've received since I first joined nine years ago. At that time I had over 20 years experience in the hobby, yet I still had much to learn. I hope I've effectively passed on some of the knowledge I've acquired.

Lastly, as Pilot noted, this is a YMMV hobby. One monger can have a great time with a provider. The next monger might catch her on a bad day. Or the provider might acquire a sudden case of GPS. In a worst case scenario, the provider might even rob the monger. Yes, that has happened. That's why RTFF is so important.

Have a great time and let's be careful out there.

[PuntaJaco43]

I went there on yesterday 9/12.

BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there Sophie stay alone!

I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.

Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.

Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, Average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160.

I think that Sophie, Bibi, Jenny, Jessica IS GPS. GPS = golden pussy syndrome. Overcharging for services.

You guys check the RUbMAPS review!

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...enna-va-185554#rubmaps.

WTF is going on? This is crazy! How did we get to this point? This forum, this board has always been trustworthy.

Regards.

PJ.

[FourNick8]

I can't speak for everyone here but all my reports have been factually accurate.

Some things are subjective like how pretty she is, how old she is, how nice here tits are but statements I have posted like "I came in her mouth without warning her", "she helped me slide it in bareback", or "she tried to DFK me after CIM" are accurate.

I have been called out by others who disagree with my perception or beauty or service but not facts. I also understand that others have gotten much more service and some others much less service than my posts is that's just YMMV. Just recently learned that a senior has been getting FS from a girl that won't give me more than a HJ and that same senior was once turned down by a provider that gave me FS on the first visit.

Still, there is absolutely no reason to hurl insults at providers like the newbie just did to BiBi.

[SeeAll07]

I'll just summarize by saying Bibi knows who did it and it is without a doubt a complete fabrication. Also, just to clarify, the fake review stated she's leaving, however, she will be there until the end of the month. I recommend a visit if you have the opportunity. Thanks and stay safe.

I went there on yesterday 9/12.

BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there Sophie stay alone!

I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.

Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.

Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, Average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160.

I think that Sophie, Bibi, Jenny, Jessica IS GPS. GPS = golden pussy syndrome. Overcharging for services.

You guys check the RUbMAPS review!

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...enna-va-185554#rubmaps.

[CanaPunter]

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[SeeAll07]

They are not 60 I know them personally.

I went there on yesterday,9/12.

BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there.

I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.

Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.

Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160. I think that GPS.

[FourNick8]

I want to share with you my experience on my very first post, maybe this will help:

After reading the Forum for two weeks I decided I was ready to comment on someone else's review. I did and then I asked a question and formulated an assumption. I was excited to participate. Well, after a few hours someone picked up my post and wrote a response, but this was not any ordinary senior member; this guy had some 500 posts to his name. I was beside myself thinking that I had made a great impression on this gent. Well with a few short sentences Mr. Serpico, (he is really a pussy cat) proceeded to dismember my comment and he threw it back at me.

I remember my second post here. It was right at the start of COVID and I posted about 4 places, in the previous year, where I got BBFSCIP on the first visit. These were later verified by others mongers but at the time some mongers actually called me a lier of the board. I almost gave up then but I knew I was right and stuck with it.

I encourage everyone to post but also to stand behind what you post.

Some recent posts by newbs with under 5 to their credit read like they are only made to inflate some providers (Grace) and others are blatant attempts to destroy providers (BiBi). My advice is post often but stand behind what you post.