Massage Parlor Reports

**JusticeOnce** · 09-20-23 20:32

Originally Posted by HeartLander [View Original Post]

So the Booker let me know that they got a pretty, thin, young girl that speaks great English. She's here for a week or two and she goes by the name Selina. She greats at the room wearing a tiny thong and a bedazzled bra. She really does have a pretty face. Nice petite body, but not skinny. Curves where you want them. Boobs are man-made but well done. I'd call them a large B or small C. Either way they fit her body perfectly. I did a half hour so we got right to business. Best. BBBJ. Of. My. Life. I mean, holy shit boys. If you are a BBBJ connoisseur, then run don't walk. She did the whole porn star thing too with slapping my cock on her tongue. It was so hot. Then onto the main event. Any position I wanted. She put on a great show, like out of a movie. It was obviously all contrived, but fun nonetheless. I asked if I could CIM to finish. She hesitated and asked me to finish inside, but I pulled out and finished with BBBJCIM. It was a fantastic session. I highly, highly, recommend paying her a visit before she leaves. She is a short-timer. The place is great. Easy to book. Door guy is friendly. Place is clean. And girls are always younger and hotter than other places. Stay safe.

You forgot to let us know where?

**DWaits** · 09-20-23 20:22

This is the North Ashland papasan place. Same as all the others with blacked out windows, doorbell, red light in a room built form plywood. But I'll back up for the guys who want a story. Had an early meeting near Ashland and Chicago, kids back in school, and wife at her office. Figured I'd leave with 100 and not spend more than that. Last time I was down that way, some some women at the Ashland bus stop that were clearly users and figured if I saw again, I'd make eye contact and see what happens. No luck. All civies. Then hoped to find Melissa near the Belmont highway exit and max at 80 with 20 leftover for some good tacos for lunch. Raining cats and dogs so knew that was going to be bust but circled anyway. No luck. Texted Johana in RP. No response. Last stop before hitting Clark Street taqueria row: 365 Hot Spa. I know 120 is usually the minimum but I don't care about the massage and the sex is hump and dump with these ladies who are rush jobs.

Amy answered the door. 5 foot 2, maybe. She's short. A little round, but not bad. Low cut top showing tits, which turned out to be small Cs. Nice nipples. We go back and forth about the amount. I show her that I don't have 120 and say I'll leave and come back, which I wouldn't do. Finally she agreed and said more next time. Get naked she comes back, rub hands over her body, suck those nice nipples, try to DATY and shut down, can't get her around so I could try to DATO. But I would expect that would be a no go as well. More sucking on the tits and then she's ready for the main event. On goes the bag, she lubed up when she was out of the room, do mish for a bit, flip her over for K9 and done after about 5 more minutes. Nice little ass and nice nipples as I said. Face average. Experience typical. Certainly not worth 120. And if you have 120 they want 140. You have 140 they want 160. Anyway, glad I saw her since I needed some action but would have preferred the equally meh experience for less money. LOL.

Looks / attitude recap for guys who don't want the narrative: short, nice tits, great nipples, small ass but ok shape, face average and probably mid-50's, friendly, very limited menu, can't speak to massage quality, rush job, used translator app since English is very limited. I rarely repeat but if I did, wouldn't repeat. Don't think 120 would have changed anything and possibly only added a low quality massage.

**DWaits** · 09-20-23 20:10

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I got to drive a couple hours for business for a couple days, wondering if I should hit up the AMPs, apartment Asians or Book a nice lady. I don't mind spending because I'm already here just want to make good used of my time. Sucks driving long hours for work just hoping I don't make a mistake spending my money on the wrong place. I like the AMPs and apartments menus but I don't want to waste time on bad service. Thanks and be safe.

If money isn't a concern and you have some time, go with an escort and check the high end escorts thread. I haven't seen Karly, but you're spending 300 for 30 minutes. Sounds like PSE, although seems like massage is part of her routine. An escort might not include anal with gargling your cum but a good escort will be an hour of GFE.

**OF Charlie** · 09-20-23 20:03

Originally Posted by RedCoke [View Original Post]

Beware of our friend OFxxx will coming firing at you. Haha.

Busy. Trying to decide between a 18 yr old or a 19 yr old. The 19 yr old girl is cuter imo, but 18 is younger than 19. Tough decision.

**Akuma187** · 09-20-23 19:33

Originally Posted by HeartLander [View Original Post]

So the Booker let me know that they got a pretty, thin, young girl that speaks great English. She's here for a week or two and she goes by the name Selina. She greats at the room wearing a tiny thong and a bedazzled bra. She really does have a pretty face. Nice petite body, but not skinny. Curves where you want them. Boobs are man-made but well done. I'd call them a large B or small C. Either way they fit her body perfectly. I did a half hour so we got right to business. Best. BBBJ. Of. My. Life. I mean, holy shit boys. If you are a BBBJ connoisseur, then run don't walk. She did the whole porn star thing too with slapping my cock on her tongue. It was so hot. Then onto the main event. Any position I wanted. She put on a great show, like out of a movie. It was obviously all contrived, but fun nonetheless. I asked if I could CIM to finish. She hesitated and asked me to finish inside, but I pulled out and finished with BBBJCIM. It was a fantastic session. I highly, highly, recommend paying her a visit before she leaves. She is a short-timer. The place is great. Easy to book. Door guy is friendly. Place is clean. And girls are always younger and hotter than other places. Stay safe.

Just wondering was I'd HKPD, Pinkdiamond, or Orange. SF got me the links but I'm heading out their next week. I wanted to see if I can what I could splurge on while I'm there. Thanks again and be safe.

**HeartLander** · 09-20-23 18:51

So the Booker let me know that they got a pretty, thin, young girl that speaks great English. She's here for a week or two and she goes by the name Selina. She greats at the room wearing a tiny thong and a bedazzled bra. She really does have a pretty face. Nice petite body, but not skinny. Curves where you want them. Boobs are man-made but well done. I'd call them a large B or small C. Either way they fit her body perfectly. I did a half hour so we got right to business. Best. BBBJ. Of. My. Life. I mean, holy shit boys. If you are a BBBJ connoisseur, then run don't walk. She did the whole porn star thing too with slapping my cock on her tongue. It was so hot. Then onto the main event. Any position I wanted. She put on a great show, like out of a movie. It was obviously all contrived, but fun nonetheless. I asked if I could CIM to finish. She hesitated and asked me to finish inside, but I pulled out and finished with BBBJCIM. It was a fantastic session. I highly, highly, recommend paying her a visit before she leaves. She is a short-timer. The place is great. Easy to book. Door guy is friendly. Place is clean. And girls are always younger and hotter than other places. Stay safe.

**RedCoke** · 09-20-23 14:36

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

There's a section for this but anyways, if you have any sort of symptoms just get tested. Asking other mongers if they got anything is not the solution. If you are "just being paranoid," and have no symptoms you might, maybe, kinda-sorta should be fine, haha. Fortunately, it's more difficult for men to catch an STD compared to a woman. You know, anatomy, skin, pee-hole is exit only, etc. Always give yourself a wipe-down IMMEDIATELY after bare service, maybe an alcohol spray or 2 and a thorough clean when you get home, but I digress. Burning pee, bumps and the like, get tested and get meds ASAP. Thank goodness I haven't been in that situation but if I thought I was I wouldn't hesitate to act on it. Oh, and I'll be avoiding Tokyo, thanks.

Beware of our friend OFxxx will coming firing at you. Haha.

**Jinurso** · 09-20-23 14:19

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I got to drive a couple hours for business for a couple days, wondering if I should hit up the AMPs, apartment Asians or Book a nice lady. I don't mind spending because I'm already here just want to make good used of my time. Sucks driving long hours for work just hoping I don't make a mistake spending my money on the wrong place. I like the AMPs and apartments menus but I don't want to waste time on bad service. Thanks and be safe.

If you were to take a poll on this board of Provider of the Year, Karly at Ozone would almost certainly win. So if you only have one chance and want the best liklihood of a good time, she would be the one.

**Akuma187** · 09-20-23 13:27

I got to drive a couple hours for business for a couple days, wondering if I should hit up the AMPs, apartment Asians or Book a nice lady. I don't mind spending because I'm already here just want to make good used of my time. Sucks driving long hours for work just hoping I don't make a mistake spending my money on the wrong place. I like the AMPs and apartments menus but I don't want to waste time on bad service. Thanks and be safe.

**SkipF69** · 09-20-23 13:27

Got a few pms on Monica breast size. I have really large hands- so when I squish her breasts they seem smaller but in reality are probably c or d naturals.

Originally Posted by SkipF69 [View Original Post]

Popular Monica from a few months ago is now back at 819 western. Mid to late 20's- pretty, natural b, 98 lbs and full energy service. You will remember her as She says "I love you" a lot since she does not know english- relies on her translator phone. If you take a while to pop, like I do, you will appreciate that she does not stop early for HJ. Not sure how long she will be at 819- probably two weeks!! SF.

**IggyD** · 09-20-23 11:56

It's called Bliss massage Spa. I haven't visited yet.

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to the new Parlor located where the original HKPD was located at?

Appears they remodeled the store front place looks nice just wondering if anyone has made a visit and know the name of the place?

**SkipF69** · 09-19-23 19:51

Popular Monica from a few months ago is now back at 819 western. Mid to late 20's- pretty, natural b, 98 lbs and full energy service. You will remember her as She says "I love you" a lot since she does not know english- relies on her translator phone. If you take a while to pop, like I do, you will appreciate that she does not stop early for HJ. Not sure how long she will be at 819- probably two weeks!! SF.

**Eddinger** · 09-19-23 19:23

I think just to add on, if you're that spooked by raw services that just getting blown without a rubber stresses you out enough, I would suggest just never going without a cover for anything. Its fun but its not fun at all if it causes weeks of concern.

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

There's a section for this but anyways, if you have any sort of symptoms just get tested. Asking other mongers if they got anything is not the solution. If you are "just being paranoid," and have no symptoms you might, maybe, kinda-sorta should be fine, haha. Fortunately, it's more difficult for men to catch an STD compared to a woman. You know, anatomy, skin, pee-hole is exit only, etc. Always give yourself a wipe-down IMMEDIATELY after bare service, maybe an alcohol spray or 2 and a thorough clean when you get home, but I digress. Burning pee, bumps and the like, get tested and get meds ASAP. Thank goodness I haven't been in that situation but if I thought I was I wouldn't hesitate to act on it. Oh, and I'll be avoiding Tokyo, thanks.

**FuckIt216** · 09-19-23 18:33

Has anyone been to the new Parlor located where the original HKPD was located at?

Appears they remodeled the store front place looks nice just wondering if anyone has made a visit and know the name of the place?

**SpaGuy21** · 09-19-23 16:18

Originally Posted by NovaBrain [View Original Post]

You'll be alright brother. Hopefully.

I saw a provider a month or two ago at Tokyo Spa and DATY. She had some weird bumps inside and I flinched and freaked out the second I felt them on my tongue. It was actually enough for me to lose interest, I told her I had to go and just walked out within a few minutes. I sat in my car freaking out and preparing for the absolute worst case scenario. I've never felt bumps in a woman inside or outside the hobby.

I got tested last week and nothing has happened. Perfectly clean. Hoping you have the same luck I did.

Originally Posted by Harbinger147 [View Original Post]

Hey Guys,

Saw Mia around the 7th, got a BBBJ, have any of you gys who saw her as well, gotten anything from her? Just want to put my paranoia to rest!

There's a section for this but anyways, if you have any sort of symptoms just get tested. Asking other mongers if they got anything is not the solution. If you are "just being paranoid," and have no symptoms you might, maybe, kinda-sorta should be fine, haha. Fortunately, it's more difficult for men to catch an STD compared to a woman. You know, anatomy, skin, pee-hole is exit only, etc. Always give yourself a wipe-down IMMEDIATELY after bare service, maybe an alcohol spray or 2 and a thorough clean when you get home, but I digress. Burning pee, bumps and the like, get tested and get meds ASAP. Thank goodness I haven't been in that situation but if I thought I was I wouldn't hesitate to act on it. Oh, and I'll be avoiding Tokyo, thanks.