Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

**TopSaucy** · 09-20-23 11:59

Made plans to see this one and she gave me directions to some really shady apt complex. I drove around it and it was one of those places where I would have had to walk into the center of a building complex with all the apt doors in the center. Everyone seeing you and only 4 entrances in and out of the area. I told her NO WAY was I going in there and she said she agreed. WTF!!

Told her to come out for a car date and she did, as soon as a saw her I took off and never looked back!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/154395419

**TopSaucy** · 09-20-23 11:31

Thanks for the follow-up and kind of funny you had the same exact experience as mine.

Originally Posted by GregoryFields [View Original Post]

I am a bit late but I am going to go ahead and vouch for this review. This review made me curious about Bharbie and luckily for me it was everything (and a bit more) than I was expecting.

A few weekends ago after reading the review above I decided to reach out to Bharbie (who I don't even think posts her ad regularly) and to my surprise, she was available.

We texted back and fourth and let me just say that her prices ARE ridiculously confusing. I also did not like the fact she was being so explicit (in my opinion) through text. This behavior was reminding me of my Uncle LEO, who I don't like. But anyways. To make a long story short she wanted 200 for HHR BBFS.

Her incall (to my absolute delight) was located in a nice, discrete area in FT laud. At least when compared to the incall of some of the other girls I have seen (*ahem* princess motel). I get to her incall which is a long stay hotel / condominium and the place was pretty quiet and empty. She sends me room info, I knock and like TopSaucy mentions, her hotel room is pretty cluttered. Random stuff on the floor and different things on the bed, kitchen etc. She also has a small dog that to be honest was pretty friendly, at least to me. We say hello, I do the cop check and everything checks out. We start talking and she seems a bit all over the place. After the cop check she is like walking around with a towel on her head folding some clothing, brushing her teeth and just moving stuff around to make space for our session (LOL). Even though I laugh about this now, at the time I was pretty freaked out since it looked like she was buying time for the old boyfriend / manager knocking on the door routine. But this was all in my head. After a few minutes of this she undresses and we get to our session.

The good:

This girl has an +A personality and LOVES to please. Not uptight at all and keeps it fun, sexy and lovely. She starts with BBJ which is "standard" you could say. But most providers at my budget are snobs that do bbj mechanical and lifeless. Not this girl. She gave me eye contact, smile when I grabbed the back of her head and attempted to user her throat to her full capacity and just displayed such a sexy attitude and energy. Eventually I turned her around and gave her a good BB pounding and finished inside after a good number of minutes. I cannot complain even one bit.

Through the entire experience she is lucid, energetic and as I keep saying showing a lovely attitude. The sort of attitude you need to be in the hall of fame of her career path.

The bad:

By far the biggest turn off is her stomach and the consistency of her skin. Although she isn't fat she had a noticeable, unattractive, flabby stomach. And I am being kind. She is like normal-ish weight woman, but has the equivalent of a gut sticking out like 14 inches from her stomach. That's very unattractive for someone of her size and figure. I don't know if this gut comes from baby damage as TopSaucy points out or (as I would guess), from drugs. To this day I don't know if she was 20,30 or 40. Her face is alright, she was probably way more attractive in the past but drugs (my guess) or time have taken some of her beauty. She has some sort of issue in one of her eyes, but to be honest, if her body was on point I don't think I would have even noticed (or cared).

Was she worth 200 mario coins, in retrospect? I keep asking myself this question. Based on her body and physical appearance, I would probably say no. She is NOT a looker. You are not getting a fit, tight bodied spinner. Not even close. But for BBFS and also just how candid and lovely her energy is, I'd say she was worth trying. At least once. I have seen a lot of more attractive providers that want the same amount of mario coins as Bharbie but deliver cold, rushed, mechanical service. So although she leaves a lot to be desired in the physical department I certainly enjoyed my time with her. If someone could convince her to get surgery or hit the gym or just do whatever is needed to get her body in order, she'd blow every other provider out of the water. Though I suspect at that point her mario coin rate would shoot up exponentially.

**TopSaucy** · 09-20-23 11:25

She been around in Miami for a LONG time and she is pretty disgusting! I will never forget trying to see her for a BJ and when I walked in she was eating and tried to give me head with food in her mouth LOL I was out the door faster than she could swallow her rice and beans LMAO.

Originally Posted by BehindHer [View Original Post]

This can't be legit. Her prices are so 2010 ish. Anyone seen her.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/154325478

**MiamiX** · 09-20-23 08:09

Originally Posted by RebelRok [View Original Post]

Back in the day a lot of the agency used to use those hotels.

Don't think anything has changed but a sting can happen anywhere.

Its fine. Lots of cruise people stay there.

I don't think BSO doing a sting to catch customers. The focus has been the agency owners.

**Tantra6969** · 09-20-23 07:08

Bella seems to be a common name. Ladies really need to come up with unusual names that make them standout like we have an Astrid in the TPA area and nobody duplicates.

Anyways, Anyone seen this Bella?

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...amame/41549465

If so any details on rates, services, and location?

TIA.

**BehindHer** · 09-19-23 23:18

I put 3 laughing emojis but the site converted it to some weird number coding.

Originally Posted by FriskyFrankie [View Original Post]

Translation please?

**FriskyFrankie** · 09-19-23 21:34

Originally Posted by BehindHer [View Original Post]

🤣129315;129315;.

Translation please?

**Tantra6969** · 09-19-23 17:46

Originally Posted by Diplomats [View Original Post]

I have seen Sofie like 2 years ago. Good person, nice natural boobs and pretty good BJ however her face is old and no ass.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...37c7098418361e

This Sofie is a cutie Brazilian. She actually looks younger than the ad age of 38. My plumber Mario paid a visit and good GFE experience and pretty open play. Short soft body, tits don't look as big as pics probably because of push up bras and she does have a butt but not Brazilian Butt. She's cautious and takes all the precautions both pre visit and during but he vouches that it was a fun time with a giving pleasurable cutie. Very reasonable Mario coins. Poco Ingles so she uses a translator app if you try to have a conversation.

**BehindHer** · 09-19-23 16:20

Their pimp supplies them with shitty phones.

Originally Posted by Diplomats [View Original Post]

Those type of providers be wasting your time. That's why I don't prefer to see those types. They be having those text app numbers, when you call them its shitty ass reception and take forever to respond to a txt.

**BehindHer** · 09-19-23 16:18

🤣129315;129315;.

Originally Posted by FriskyFrankie [View Original Post]

She had better be legit. Makes Mike Tyson look like a pretty young woman!

**BehindHer** · 09-19-23 16:17

Screw that if there using other girls pics that's a red flag. Even the pics on the ad is a case in itself.

Originally Posted by Orelius [View Original Post]

She was discussed on here before. From what I understand she is not the girl in the pics. Also I tried to see her. She was staying at one of those shady motels on Federal just south of Oakland. Got there and she text me saying she was at the Family store. Now why the "F" would you decide to go to the Dollar store at the set time of our meet. Waited for about 10 minutes then left. For me she was a waste of time.

**BusterMcGyver** · 09-19-23 08:42

Any one see either of these two ladies? I think they work together.

Mia:754-777-6434 https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/154454111.

Veronica:954-406-0945 https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/154393555.

Also, I saw Skye recently, 786-494-4610 https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/154425437.

Nice lady, pictures are accurate. Service was pleasant, and she has her shit together about as well as anyone living out of an extended hotel room can. I might repeat, but her price $120 QV, $180 HH was a little higher than I would like. I think my sweet spot is a 20 minute date for QV price, LOL.

**Diplomats** · 09-18-23 22:29

Has anyone seen? Looks juicy and big naturals. I been searching but need to make sure nothing sketch. Holly wood is typically I stay away but man she looks are juicy.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/154287564#.

**Diplomats** · 09-18-23 22:09

Originally Posted by BehindHer [View Original Post]

This can't be legit. Her prices are so 2010 ish. Anyone seen her.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/154325478

Those type of providers be wasting your time. That's why I don't prefer to see those types. They be having those text app numbers, when you call them its shitty ass reception and take forever to respond to a txt.