Massage Parlor Reports

[Monger6989]

Had a dream I visited li. Crain. In Glen Burnie absolutely horrible massage felt as if I got into street fight after very hard on jr also Do not recommend.

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[Kris106]

Saw Angel. All The normal stuff. Came in gave her the house and tip. She stepped out. Got undressed. Laid on the slab and waited for her to return. Upon returning she started a rushed massage stripped then started climbing on me with her knees. After about 1 minute of this she asked for the flip. Went straight down to jr and sucked him for a few minutes. Probably a 4/10 for the sucking. Got acg. Actually felt pretty good. Then we went to Doggie and had absolutely no feeling at all. It was like the Grand Canyon in there. Super super loose stretched out with strange odor. Went back to sucking with hand combo. Doorbell kept ringing, she kept leaving the room and yelling in Chinese. At this point I was almost completely turned off. Jr can only last so long sometimes. I wound up jacking myself then when about to cum she sucked him. Got 20 min of the hour. Will not repeat.

[CudaKid]

Place is going downhill. GPS and poor service. This is one of the worst I have had there. Massage 6/10. On flip offered $ . 2 for everything and she complained but started a HE. I said I want everything, she got another. 2 from me and ride me for 15 seconds before ending with a HE. She don't give me time to get fully 'ready' . Total waste of time and money and she was a 3/10 for looks.

I asked about cookie when I got in and they said that she was 'fired' and not coming back. Cookie set bar really high.

I need to seek alternatives to GBA. Been going there for years and never this bad. They lost a good customer.

[Ignatius369]

Finally got it together for a visit. Called first and said I'd like to come in in about 20 minutes. Sure no problem. Call from the rear parking lot and we will open the brown door. Lady had a terrific body with lovely bolt-ons. Always tough to guess an age but I would say late 30's or 40's. Said her name was Helen. Cursory massage then a little teasing. Asked for a bit more and had the google translate thing happen to request my favorite number. Tasty lady although the other side was mostly hand. Very pleasant experience. Tipped a benjamin after the fact. Nothing asked for in advance. Hope they survive here a while because this neck of the woods is really barren.

[OlderGentleman]

Frustrating afternoon. Called Relaxing (Aberdeen) and asked for an appointment with Lisa, which was confirmed. Got there and Lisa wasn't working today. I didn't like the alternative so I drove down Rt. 40 to Good Day (Abingdon). Four cars in the parking lot, one guy waiting at the front door and another guy waiting at the back door. Kept driving.

[Zuko21]

Checked this place out. Decent time great massage as others have said. Not big on the simple rubbing back and forth not really a massage per se. Rather they offered a 30 min option. Not my cup of tea based on the providers about 50 or late 40's, one had messed up teeth. Kept it simple to knead out kinks. Don't engage in anything more. I'm sure more older persons would love it, Private decent area. Won't find a place locally like this. So enjoy. A benjamin and a Andrew spent.

[Symptom Addict]

Is that for 30 min or 60 min?

Time is an illusion. Most of the private (hotel, apts) AMPs I visit ask $160 total for the visit, which does usually end up being somewhere between 30 and 60 minutes but you're not paying for guaranteed time.

[Symptom Addict]

I had to see what the fuss was about so I made an appt last night. Quoted price was $60 + tips, cash only and entrance directions were sent once I parked. To clear up any confusion, you do enter from the back side rather than the door facing York.

I've been a fairly regular AMP customer, more commonly the ones run from apartments or hotel rooms, but had basically given up on the 'massage' part of the equation. If a provider even does any kind of rub down, it's cursory at best; nothing truly therapeutic or restorative. But my session with Helen last night was the best AMP-provided rubdown I've had since the days of Blue Sky, or even 8909 for those who remember either. I never felt rushed, the massage was appropriately deep where I needed it, I actually felt like I was there for more than a cursory experience prior to a mediocre HJ, BJ or more.

On the flip, I was asked -- via pantomime -- if I wanted manual release. I insinuated I was looking for more, and via translator app was told I needed to say it (aloud) myself. I was then quoted an extra $140 for the service, but I explained that around these parts $160 is an all-inclusive price and she relented, obviously a bit let down, but we got to business and just as before her performance was exceptional. I was tired, I was determined to slow my roll and make it last, but all good things must Come to an end and so did this visit. For my money though, I was more than satisfied; I might have even tipped extra if not for the desire to keep going market rates in check.

On the way out I was guided past two other cheerful employees waving me on, who I may see in the future. Not sure how long this can last in their current location, but let's try not to lose them too early.

[Kris106]

So if you take 60 min shouldn't you tip double since you are taking up twice as much of her time? She probably has another monger waiting.

You just can save some cash when you say HH but that's for the agency or spa. Tip is for your provider. So you just can save $20-40.

[Ballsy9]

Is that for 30 min or 60 min?

You just can save some cash when you say HH but that's for the agency or spa. Tip is for your provider. So you just can save $20-40.

[MDFootLover]

Is that for 30 min or 60 min?

I only usually do hh, but a few of the rare hour visits, I had the same tip.

[Kris106]

Is that for 30 min or 60 min?

Usually 120-140 plus house fee.

[Cardel234]

Those girls will be gone next week. I'd be too scared to do anything bare in a parlor and DATY. I don't know how you do it.

What's the street address on Pulaski?

[MDFootLover]

What's the prices in Maryland for FS?

Usually 120-140 plus house fee.