Massage Parlor Reports

**LookingForLefty** · 09-22-23 18:49

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

Most Spa Girls will tickle your butthole, you just have to tell them through the translator. Some do a pseudo prostate job. I've actually never had that done because it just feels weird to me and I'm sure I haven't had it done the right way. But anyhow yes most about girls will do that you just have to tell them up front. Yes it can be awkward but you're paying the bill.

On the other hand, some of them just don't know how to tease. If they knew how to do it it would be so much better.

Seem this one spa gal who will do a full prostate massage. I don't really care for it much. Can't focus on two places at once. I think the massage is suppose to be therapeutic for those with enlargement issues. The doctor used to be able to make me dribble on the glass plate when its been infected, for testing. The girl I saw she must not be doing it right.

Going on AMP vacation soon. There are full service bareback no holes barred parlors that will run close to 300. But I can get a top notch massage and HE for 150. I'll probably just go do that and stick with the same places that I have already been. The see 262 show up on the phone and they know its me. The FS bareback gals are beautiful whether they are 20 or 65. But just seems so risky, especially because they are high volume. I'm sick of the reports about how much they love it, and how guys make them cum. I know its all an act. Sure, now and then they actually do cum. One gal told me 95% of the time its just an act but every now and then she gets off. And its always with someone she didn't expect it to happen. Had better luck getting escorts off. When they keep your head down there for 20 minutes they want to get off. If they were not on psych drugs they would get off sooner. If one cums in 3 minutes, she's faking. If one feels you are getting close, they will start moaning and flopping around like a fish out of water, pull you in tight. Why? Because they don't want to get flipped over and take it up the ass. Seems when you are a regular they will let you get away with that once in awhile. Most of the time NOT. But they like giving me hope so I call them back.

**JustAMonger** · 09-21-23 20:49

Originally Posted by PeterStacheo [View Original Post]

Anyone know where the best places are to get a lot of ass play / teasing? I love a good reach around with some hole rubbing, I get them randomly at LA and Health but wondering if there is someone / somewhere its known to be good? Thanks why'all.

Most Spa Girls will tickle your butthole, you just have to tell them through the translator. Some do a pseudo prostate job. I've actually never had that done because it just feels weird to me and I'm sure I haven't had it done the right way. But anyhow yes most about girls will do that you just have to tell them up front. Yes it can be awkward but you're paying the bill.

On the other hand, some of them just don't know how to tease. If they knew how to do it it would be so much better.

**PeterStacheo** · 09-20-23 01:16

Anyone know where the best places are to get a lot of ass play / teasing? I love a good reach around with some hole rubbing, I get them randomly at LA and Health but wondering if there is someone / somewhere its known to be good? Thanks why'all.

**HellNo87** · 09-19-23 17:49

I got there, they were nice place was clean. Paid for an hour, took me to a nice room, little bit of flirting 15 minutes in, she starts rushing. Then she's trying to negotiate for HJ with my man in her hand asking for $ I kept trying to bring her down, she wasn't having it, and I finished without agreeing on a price and then she demands 80. I finally give in cause I don't want to cause a scene and because there's other customers there and I can hear them outside. And then she rushes me out after only 30 minutes. And says next time she'll make it up to me. HELL NO!! I'm not going back. If I remember right she send her name was yu yu. Even the massage was trash. I really don't know why I keep messing with these Milwaukee places.

**BadgerBadger13** · 09-19-23 13:14

I am also one of the many to Bamboo for the first time, and it did not live up to the recent hype-- mainly, I believe, because of overcrowding.

I went sometime late last week during the middle of the day, which I thought would be a good time. Showed up. No one else around Lisa (the one who doesn't speak a lot of English saw me in. Asked for hhr and shown a room. Within 2-3 minutes of getting on the table, I heard someone else walk in and ask for a massage, where I heard the other MT speaking fairly good English. I noticed the no-walls that has been mentioned before and in my mind, I think, 'Oh great', the potential of extras is not reduced.

The massage commences with nothing to note at all. The massage was not good. Lisa is obviously right-handed because the pressure was so uneven I thought my right side was going to burst while the left side felt like a tickle. She's wearing a dress which is nice and she didn't mind me checking out her ass, but she clenched everywhere else. She doesn't appear as old as the typical MT and it looks like she's had braces? (unusual, IMO, for someone that age, not born in the US, and working here).

During the massage, 2-3 other people came and negotiated times, and I could hear them (not Lisa) telling them to sit or go to a room without saying how long to wait.

She's pretty aggressive on the handy and we got interrupted one more time during. She tried to catch (cup with hands) it all and seemed surprised by the amount that sprang forth.

I don't know if I'll repeat. Disappointed in how busy everything appeared.

BB13.

**Just A Boy** · 09-17-23 16:51

Originally Posted by IHeartLucy [View Original Post]

Did she have a dress on? Lisa wears dresses. I was there yesterday. It's rare that Lisa would answer the phone, as her English is weak, and Coco handles the phones.

Lisa had a dress on. I think she was on the phone with the boss or another mt because she was not speaking English. It was right after all the guys started coming in.

**IHeartLucy** · 09-17-23 16:34

Originally Posted by JustABoy [View Original Post]

Was there more than one MT at the spa when you got there? Who was your masseuse?

I had Lisa. There was another MT there because I could hear the guy talking to her in the room next to mine.

Did she have a dress on? Lisa wears dresses. I was there yesterday. It's rare that Lisa would answer the phone, as her English is weak, and Coco handles the phones.

**Just A Boy** · 09-17-23 16:27

Was there more than one MT at the spa when you got there? Who was your masseuse?

I had Lisa. There was another MT there because I could hear the guy talking to her in the room next to mine.

**IHeartLucy** · 09-17-23 15:18

I've been mongering for a very long time, and just recently have been to Yin Yang for the first time. Have now been there 5 times, in as many weeks. I must say that Linda gives the best tug I've ever had.

**IHeartLucy** · 09-17-23 14:56

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

I think the hype is starting to wear off. There might have been a lot of action before, maybe when the boss was at the other place. There is no privacy there. How do they keep the sound of guys finishing from the other occupants of the spa? It sounds like they rotate every two weeks.

If you're getting shorted 15 minutes, you've got to stand up for yourself. This happened to me also. I always look at the clock when they come in the room. Some of them put you in the room and make you wait 5 or 10 minutes but the clock is already running. She showed me the time I got there on her phone but she didn't come in the room for 10 minutes or so. I told her that the clock shouldn't start until they start massaging. She had to send the boss a message and correct the starting time.

That pisses me off when they try to short you time even when they're slow. But they should know better even if they are busy. Turn the guys away a lot of guys aren't going to wait half an hour or 45 minutes.

Was there more than one MT at the spa when you got there? Who was your masseuse?

Sounds like he had Coco. I know Coco and Lisa are there this weekend.

**LookingForLefty** · 09-17-23 12:42

Thanks for the report. Never been and never will. You were smart to go early. You didn't go early enough. I've always had better luck at others who know me by going in an our early with an appointment. A few times I've entered when their boyfriend / husband / owner was unlocking the door and a van full of women were being dropped off. Kind of awkward but they all know why you are there. You can often get a quiet session after closing but the ladies are often tired.

I liked my old granny situation until recently when she just is no longer into it. We go out to eat sometimes. She will say pick some place but somehow we always end up at one of her friends Asian or Indian restaurants. Then says you get what you want and I get what I want and we will share. Then basically orders for both of us and gets two thing I don't like. Eats 5 bites and says I can have the rest. I figure the money I'm wasting is about what I would pay at a FS spa. And the rejection limiting me to once a week is about what I would be getting at a FS spa. When we watch TV its always some Chinese language show I don't understand. Some of you tell me I have it made but a lot of unhappy moments. I get invited to her family and friends homes but I'm the only non Asian there. I put up with a lot of crap just to ride a fun sized cute Asian bare. No anal for almost a year now. Considered visiting one of her friends for some back door but I know she is high volume. Gotten too many infections drilling other women bare both front door and back. A friend of mine married a really cute Chinese woman 25 years his junior. He seems happy but I really wonder.

**JustAMonger** · 09-17-23 12:22

Originally Posted by JustABoy [View Original Post]

So after all the hype I thought I would check this out and go at the slowest time possible. They open at 9. Got there at 835 am today. I was the only car on this side of the lot! The sign said open! So I went in and sure enough they were open early. I thought WTF! This is going to be great! Signed up for an hour. MT came in and immediately covered me up with the big towel. What?? So I went along with it. Got a massage which was ok. Within 15 minutes dudes were swarming the place like flies on shit. She left me 4 times during massage and took one phone call. After half hour told me to flip. No tease. None. Got quick standard finish and some minor otc roam. Was sent on my way after 45 minutes and shorted 15 minutes. When I left some dude was sleeping in a massage chair in the hallway waiting his turn. I left without even getting a dam 6 oz bottle of water. Will not repeat.

I think the hype is starting to wear off. There might have been a lot of action before, maybe when the boss was at the other place. There is no privacy there. How do they keep the sound of guys finishing from the other occupants of the spa? It sounds like they rotate every two weeks.

If you're getting shorted 15 minutes, you've got to stand up for yourself. This happened to me also. I always look at the clock when they come in the room. Some of them put you in the room and make you wait 5 or 10 minutes but the clock is already running. She showed me the time I got there on her phone but she didn't come in the room for 10 minutes or so. I told her that the clock shouldn't start until they start massaging. She had to send the boss a message and correct the starting time.

That pisses me off when they try to short you time even when they're slow. But they should know better even if they are busy. Turn the guys away a lot of guys aren't going to wait half an hour or 45 minutes.

Was there more than one MT at the spa when you got there? Who was your masseuse?

**Just A Boy** · 09-17-23 11:35

So after all the hype I thought I would check this out and go at the slowest time possible. They open at 9. Got there at 835 am today. I was the only car on this side of the lot! The sign said open! So I went in and sure enough they were open early. I thought WTF! This is going to be great! Signed up for an hour. MT came in and immediately covered me up with the big towel. What?? So I went along with it. Got a massage which was ok. Within 15 minutes dudes were swarming the place like flies on shit. She left me 4 times during massage and took one phone call. After half hour told me to flip. No tease. None. Got quick standard finish and some minor otc roam. Was sent on my way after 45 minutes and shorted 15 minutes. When I left some dude was sleeping in a massage chair in the hallway waiting his turn. I left without even getting a dam 6 oz bottle of water. Will not repeat.

**LookingForLefty** · 09-16-23 02:27

My old Asian belly warmer has lost all interest. Lucky to nut once a week. "Can I just give you a blow job?" If there is sex its missionary right after nutting from DATY. I had to adjust my technique and go softer. But I could do it every day with her. Out of frustration I went to some of my standby AMPs. Bless her heart she tries to be friendly. She won't allow roaming but did say she is getting a boob job soon. After she heals she promised to show them to me. Said breast feeding made one bigger than the other. IMO she already had great tits for a 57 year old.

The more I get to know these women the more I find out they all know each other or know about each other. I told my hand maiden I want a woman who will do Greek. She asked me if I had been to see and independent she knows about. I wasn't able to understand her and didn't inquire further fearing she would think I would go to the Greek provider and stop seeing her. This AMP is primarily legit and only two there will do a happy ending. The one I see never even offered until I was a customer for 3 years now and then She said she only does it for about 10 guys. Based on her social media I know who they are. All her friends are Chinese women except for about 10 men who are business type execs or skilled tradesman.

All my appointment requests are answered immediately by text in perfect English. Guessing management is American, probably someone's husband. A lot of these women have only white guy husbands.

**AsiansRlife** · 09-15-23 20:57

Originally Posted by TheBanger [View Original Post]

The first part of your report was mostly coherent, but trying to figure out this second part.

Did you call Bamboo and have an issue? What happened? The boss is Coco. Do you mean Lina / Luna at Bamboo?

Sorry, yeah seems all the punctuation didn't translate and apparently the number self censored? Unless admins adjust messages prior to posting. But nothing happened at bamboo just been really busy there as of late and I was referencing to not blow up that contact especially not on Friday nights haha.