Massage Parlor Reports

[NightHawk 1967]

Hey Bros. I a established monger on East Coast coming West to the Valley soon. Check my posts—I get real good young pussy and I can help you out if you comes East.

Anyways, I reads your forum and be real surprised. I thought Valley was porn capital of world and I could get lots of good slits there. Seems no. Where in SoCal should I goes?

Second question: I always have fantasy to shoot porn. Hire gals and a photographer to film me in action. Any tips from you Valley guys?

[PlayerN818]

Majestic Massage. Ads are on CL. It's the new name for Balboa massage on Saticoy west of Balboa. Same grannies giving the same uninspired "massages" and jack hammer finishes. Oral was offered, I've no idea the cost as I did not partake. They are currently running a 30 for 30 special between 8-11 am, however saving a Hammie is not enough for a return visit.

[Twitch5150]

For what it's worth I went ahead and went back just to see if I had any luck the second time around. No luck. Actually this time there was less teasing and instead a really intense deep tissue massage. It was actually a real nice massage so I wasn't too upset. This lady was named angela. Grace, the girl I had before apparently went back to China. Anyways, unless someone else has had better luck than me, I don't think this is worth stopping in to.

Went this week to see if I would have better luck. Paid for hour, tried the signals and she wouldn't go for it. They have a sign up on the wall that says "don't ask for "HE".

[AvaFan77]

Total shot in the dark here but anyone know if Yoyo from Acu Therapy is still around anywhere? It's been years since I've seen her and it would be a dream to see her again. Thanks in advance.

[BDupree]

The ad says BBBJ. Did she not offer it, or was CBJ your choice?

I asked, she declined so it was CBJ. But on the way out she said "next time, no condom". So, we will see next time.

[PaleoLith]

The AMP on the s side of Devonshire just e of Topanga has closed.

[PlayerN818]

Some hardcore Christian nut. He seems like the type of person that would put himself in that situation only to turn around and act righteous. Probably only allows clergy members touching him.

Hope that spot doesn't catch too much heat over this, or that she doesn't face too much legal trouble.

Unless the prick had a hidden cam, her word against his. "He wanted more, I told him no. He got angry and left without paying. ".

[PlayerN818]

San Fernando Valley group.

An out-of-town suggestion request. I am planning a work trip through the area, flying into LAX and staying in Santa Clarita. A lot of location reviews seem hit and miss I am not a FS guy, but I like a table shower, decent massage, lots of teasing, BBBJ, and prostate attention if I can get it. Post or PM massage parlor or independent body rub providers. Looks like I am not the only one looking?

Thanks much.

You might want to do a short membership on Are-Em. Santa Clarita is hit or miss lately.

[Donalds]

AMP in Woodland Hills. Ventura just before topanga canyon by the 101.

Ad here:

https://adultsearch.com/us/californi...scorts/3194640

Back before the pandemic I managed a couple of visits to this place with odd mixed results. Only offered a manual release, and then finished the massage and table shower (Second visit nothing. No hint, tease, nada. Hard to concentrate when the dogs at the groomer next door keep barking too!

Here's the place:

[Dv456]

This doofus snitched to the police that he got some sexual services! That's why we can't have nice things! Me. Devonlee on IG looks like a amateur mma fighter of sort, went into a AMP late and night and was surprised she was trying to give him a happy ending. Later this weekend or next week I'll be going to support them! Fuck that asshole!

Some hardcore Christian nut. He seems like the type of person that would put himself in that situation only to turn around and act righteous. Probably only allows clergy members touching him.

Hope that spot doesn't catch too much heat over this, or that she doesn't face too much legal trouble.

[Murrican]

San Fernando Valley group.

An out-of-town suggestion request. I am planning a work trip through the area, flying into LAX and staying in Santa Clarita. A lot of location reviews seem hit and miss I am not a FS guy, but I like a table shower, decent massage, lots of teasing, BBBJ, and prostate attention if I can get it. Post or PM massage parlor or independent body rub providers. Looks like I am not the only one looking?

Thanks much.

Ooof. If you're staying in Santa Clarita that is definitely not The Valley. That's way out there. It's an exurb.

Serious point here. Take your hundred bucks and go to magic mountain mid week. Last time I went mid week the lines were so short I left after 4 hours because I did it all.

[Jbjb1983]

This doofus snitched to the police that he got some sexual services! That's why we can't have nice things! Me. Devonlee on IG looks like a amateur mma fighter of sort, went into a AMP late and night and was surprised she was trying to give him a happy ending. Later this weekend or next week I'll be going to support them! Fuck that asshole!

[Vio109]

San Fernando Valley group.

An out-of-town suggestion request. I am planning a work trip through the area, flying into LAX and staying in Santa Clarita. A lot of location reviews seem hit and miss I am not a FS guy, but I like a table shower, decent massage, lots of teasing, BBBJ, and prostate attention if I can get it. Post or PM massage parlor or independent body rub providers. Looks like I am not the only one looking?

Thanks much.

[Sticky Fingers]

Can anyone help w a rec for an actual good massage + HE in the van nuys, Reseda, Sherman oaks area? Not looking for FS. Can't seem to find a good one. My go to place is down in Torrance but looking for somewhere closer haha. Thanks.

[Dick Shadows]

Similar story as below. Just says massage and their phone number on the front, In the back were a couple of rooms more that were fair size but felt like a stall as the wall do not go up to the ceiling.

I am sure I got the same chick. Description is accurate, perfect knockers. My weakness. I like to talk but didn't get much because her english is very limited and she seemed anxious about the next waiting customer, plus the stalls with another dude next door made it weird. Sorry no name, couldn't understand.

Light massage with oil, I immediately started wandering so we jumped into it. Bagged from start to finish. She seemed a bit annoyed initially, because I need a lot of time for my massages, but she eventually seemed to enjoy it. Did it a couple different ways. Costs listed below was accurate.