Massage Parlor Reports

[Mugatu]

I agree here. The last time I went, there were a ton of guys there. It was noisy and they kept having to get to the door.

And if folks want to be incredulous about the consequences, fine, but I have no desire to end up on some cops bodycam footage that anyone can pull with a FOIA request.

They are still very busy. You can park outside and see the traffic going in and out.

[RiotStar]

I agree here. The last time I went, there were a ton of guys there. It was noisy and they kept having to get to the door.

And if folks want to be incredulous about the consequences, fine, but I have no desire to end up on some cops bodycam footage that anyone can pull with a FOIA request.

Yea happened to me many times until I stopped going for a while. Then I decided to go pretty early and I feel like I was one of the first guys there but the one I wanted to see was busy so Bella took care of me instead and she went all out and took care of me in ways that Orlando services didn't. Would love to go back just to see Bella but it just isn't worth it.

People saying what's the worse that can happen, you're just there to get a massage. Do you guys think LE care about that? I was once in stand still traffic on Bird Rd and actually saw a raid happening in real time. I saw a blonde white dude being escorted in cuffs by LE and the main door was open with like 3 Asian ladies huddling each other on the ground while LE was talking to them. 100% happened. Was the guy charged? Who knows but nonetheless he was under handcuffs.

[AMPAddiction]

None of them seem to mind that I'm heavy, but I'm also always groomed, clean, and wear a suit most days.

If you're a clean, well groomed man, then yeah, these women will warm up to you in a way that raises the level of service.

I was referring to the tight-wad scruffs out there who normally complain about not getting good service in AMPs, nd the mongers that think the mechanical, covered FS they get is good service.

Spa mongering is like a craft, one needs to be into it and build a good reputation that leads to the top level of service.

I get everything except anal and cum inside.

For the sexual slobs that like to get off on fowling these women, there's a small pool that will oblige them and they're not the younger, sexy women, for the most part.

One may find a good looking, young woman that will go there, but it'll likely cost more than these guys want to spend.

The really clean, pretty women won't, and that's why the mongers usually head back out to look for SWers.

I like each trip to a Spa to be like a porno movie. You know, like on P-Hub.

[CuboneFL]

.And as always, clean up real good before you hook-up.

GROOMING IS SUPER IMPORTANT WHEN INTERACTING WITH ASIAN LADIES.

Nails, body hair, clean shaved, hair cut, I like to shave my junk as it makes a BJ-fluff up to kick things off more likely.

And try to be IN-SHAPE. If you're a fat, hairy cheap skate, this isn't going to work out too good for you.

At least not with the prime women, maybe the older, less attractive women will want to put you on their prefered customer list, but the hotties probably won't. Good Luck..

None of them seem to mind that I'm heavy, but I'm also always groomed, clean, and wear a suit most days.

[CoolBreeze99]

It just isn't worth it given how heavy traffic they were. I bet that's cut down by alot. Glad I got to go before the madness happened. Bella was the best. I got to FF her for like 20 minutes. Better than any date I had in Orlando.

I genuinely dont understand all these massage finder reviews. Yall really pay that much for nothing?

I agree here. The last time I went, there were a ton of guys there. It was noisy and they kept having to get to the door.

And if folks want to be incredulous about the consequences, fine, but I have no desire to end up on some cops bodycam footage that anyone can pull with a FOIA request.

[AMPAddiction]

Have you ever been arrested, booked and spent any time in jail? It sucks. Bad. Then there is all the money and time you have to spend afterwards. Then there is that whole wife, girlfriend and family thing. And depending on the charges, your job or how you make money can be affected. And if you're a person of color, double the sucking bad part when it comes to LEO / jail.

Believe me, I remember my 7* experiences well. Pretty fucking awesome. But despite how great it was, the risk of the above ain't worth it to me.

Plenty of free porn on the net, and I have two working hands.

You guys keep taking unnecessary risk, wondering from spa to spa, wanting to encounter a friendly lady, then leaving a tip and leaving only to repeat the process again later.

Myself, I keep a list of contacts on my G-Voice app (or a burner phone if you're married) also a good idea, just hide the phone under your spare tire in the trunk or someplace safe. And don't use a credit card to buy your Burner Phone, PAY CASH.

Otherwise the G-Voice app is the best option, Hide the app on your App list, not on the home screens if you have to.

But I don't just visit a spa, I text my BBFS women on my second line with no personal info attached, and hook up with Kiki, Coco, Linda, Wendy, etc. Who's ever in town and working at a spa near me.

These women know me and trust me to do BBBJ, BBFS and be a gentleman and pull out to blast them with jizz. A real porno movie expierence.

I just bring a bottle of quality lube with me and these women are always happy to see me and will text me when they're in South Florida.

Sure I do a 200 tip each time, but mongering spas properly is not going to be as cheap as Street Meat. I like to go early in the morning, about 9 am most places so there's little traffic around and I've got the place to myself, so BBFS happens in the room, on the table shower too.

And BBFS happens in Spas you may not think have extras on the menu, but when you're hooking-up with a particular woman, it can happen at foot spas and especially "off the beaten path" Spas.

You know a girl trust you when she greets you minus her panties and goes right to pleasing you, the money is left out when we are done and they don't worry about me stiffing them on the tip because I'm a trusted regular.

And a real plus is that if there's any police activity going on there, I'll get a text putting me off till the coast is clear.

So, if you want an A+ spa encounter every time, seek out the pretties, friendliest Asian ladies, be a good tipper and get her PERSONAL cell number. Text her on a "no personal info" line and send her occasional friendly text to stay on touch.

You can type out your message in the Text Box, copy and paste it to G-Translate set to "Simplified Chinese" and then select the copy to clip board option and paste it under your English in the same text.

She'll be able to read it in English and Chinese.

Repeat this process with multiple attractive women and you'll have a personal brothel of friendly, eager to please women to hook-up with when they rotate to a spa near you. It takes time and money to build a good list, but it's much better than always rolling the dice.

AND KEEP YOUR CONTACTS PRIVATE, giving her personal info to others to share in the action that may not be "Up To Standard" will hurt your relationship with most ladies. This works best at the personal level.

Remember, it's your secrete little brothel.

And as always, clean up real good before you hook-up.

GROOMING IS SUPER IMPORTANT WHEN INTERACTING WITH ASIAN LADIES.

Nails, body hair, clean shaved, hair cut, I like to shave my junk as it makes a BJ-fluff up to kick things off more likely.

And try to be IN-SHAPE. If you're a fat, hairy cheap skate, this isn't going to work out too good for you.

At least not with the prime women, maybe the older, less attractive women will want to put you on their prefered customer list, but the hotties probably won't. Good Luck.

G.

[Jokester1]

Have you ever been arrested, booked and spent any time in jail? It sucks. Bad. Then there is all the money and time you have to spend afterwards. Then there is that whole wife, girlfriend and family thing. And depending on the charges, your job or how you make money can be affected. And if you're a person of color, double the sucking bad part when it comes to LEO / jail.

Believe me, I remember my 7* experiences well. Pretty fucking awesome. But despite how great it was, the risk of the above ain't worth it to me.

Plenty of free porn on the net, and I have two working hands.

What are they going to charge you with? Getting a massage?

[RiotStar]

It just isn't worth it given how heavy traffic they were. I bet that's cut down by alot. Glad I got to go before the madness happened. Bella was the best. I got to FF her for like 20 minutes. Better than any date I had in Orlando.

I genuinely dont understand all these massage finder reviews. Yall really pay that much for nothing?

[Truchoto]

Still don't understand why you'd be arrested -- what do they have on you if you are just a dude walking into a parlor and had no idea?

LEO says let me see your phone, nothing. Unless you're literally in the MIDDLE of some funky shit -- What evidence could they get you for?

Have you ever been arrested, booked and spent any time in jail? It sucks. Bad. Then there is all the money and time you have to spend afterwards. Then there is that whole wife, girlfriend and family thing. And depending on the charges, your job or how you make money can be affected. And if you're a person of color, double the sucking bad part when it comes to LEO / jail.

Believe me, I remember my 7* experiences well. Pretty fucking awesome. But despite how great it was, the risk of the above ain't worth it to me.

Plenty of free porn on the net, and I have two working hands.

[CoolBreeze99]

Say the places gets raided, you're there for a massage. What's the worst than can happen? You're an innocent customer who was bamboozled and harassed. Can someone explain to me what happens if shit hits the fan?

Have you ever been arrested, booked and spent any time in jail? It sucks. Bad. Then there is all the money and time you have to spend afterwards. Then there is that whole wife, girlfriend and family thing. And depending on the charges, your job or how you make money can be affected. And if you're a person of color, double the sucking bad part when it comes to LEO / jail.

Believe me, I remember my 7* experiences well. Pretty fucking awesome. But despite how great it was, the risk of the above ain't worth it to me.

Plenty of free porn on the net, and I have two working hands.

[Truchoto]

Say the places gets raided, you're there for a massage. What's the worst than can happen? You're an innocent customer who was bamboozled and harassed. Can someone explain to me what happens if shit hits the fan?

Still too hot IMHO.

[CoolBreeze99]

What's the latest, anyone been lately? Best to let things cool down a little or still worth it?

Still too hot IMHO.

[Jmuzzah]

What's the latest, anyone been lately? Best to let things cool down a little or still worth it?

[SailFish69]

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/...s-bso/3110487/

TY both for posting! Bleeds up to Stuart as well.

[LofterB]

Coming from out of town for business and decided to have some fun at a parlor nearby from where I am staying at. The name of the place is Nulook Spa. I went in and was greeted by a very pretty girl. She asked me how long I wanted to stay, and I said an hour. I paid the fee and she let me in. I went and saw this girl. Holy smoke. This girl was amazing looking. Big tits with a little thickness on her. Perfection for me. I asked her for name, and she said it was Ruby. She led me to the room then she told me to undress and that she would be back. I did as I was told and waited for her to return. She knocked and came in came unto me. She started to kiss lightly asked if I had been there before, I said no but had been to similar places back home. She felt comfortable with that answer and asked what I wanted. I asked if she you give me everything and she said yes for 160. I agreed and gave her the tip and she took off her outfit. Damn! I almost came looking at her. She began to lightly kiss me and kissed her back. Then, she moved down to lick and suck on my nipples. She then positioned herself for me to suck on her big tits. I could hear her moan as I sucked her tits. She then moved to 69 where I could eat her pussy. She began to give me a good BBBJ. She was sucking good. I could feel the pressure she was putting on my head. That circle movement of her tongue on the rim of the head had me curling my feet. I could feel her pussy getting wetter with my tongue in her. I lick her good too. I could hear her moan and she would stop sucking when I liked the right spot. She would good start to suck again vigorously. I told her I wanted to fuck her now and she put on the cover. She got on my dick and fuck. Her wet pussy almost made me cum. She bouncing tits made it more amazing. We switched to missionary. I went at her hard. We switched to doggy at her suggestion. I pounded her real good. Then, she made another suggestion I never thought I would never hear. She asked if I wanted to try Anal. I made sure I heard her correctly. I told her I never have tried it and she said that it feels good and that she liked it. She asked for 60 more to do it. I gave in and said OK. She bends over again and took my dick then slowly put me inside her ass. Fuck! It felt so tight. I could feel clench up. She said start moving and I did. Her squeezing me almost made cum. It felt so good moving in and out. She moaned loudly as I began to move faster. We went for a bit and then I came in the cover. I am trembling. She took me and cleaned me up. She said I came a lot. I told her that was good. She smiled and left to get hot towels to clean up. We talked for a bit and asked her how she was here for. She a bit and that she worked at New Day and King Spas before. Those places rang a bell. I had gone beforehand when I was in town before. She helped me get dressed. I gave her the remaining tip and went on my way. I am coming back before going back home.

These owners have way to much time on there hands, NEXT.