Massage Parlor Reports

[Santorin]

Hey all,

Visiting the DC area early next week (Crystal City), looks like this forum is a tad more populated than the DC forum. Looking for something in the area (or an uber ride away). Any recommendations would be appreciated (along with typical tips to add). Thanks.

[SexAddict96]

I'm also interested in a nice teasing massage with or without HE. I go to Zenith which does give a good tease. There was one girl who gave a nice HJ but she is gone, most likely fired. Would love to find other places closer by.

Agree with you on this. Oaks Massage on Columbia Pike did a good job of this for me. Good hour massage, some teasing with a sheet, then I asked for an extra HH and got a HJ. Subsequent visits a little quicker to the event, but on the initial I got lots of teasing buildup. Oasis in Annandale I've gotten teasing, but never a HJ. I had one provider there suggest DIY while she massaged everything but the shaft.

Did you get any other responses or find any other places? Particularly curious about Thai stretching if you found that with teasing and a HJ (or more!

[VaPlay]

Long time lurker but never really posted. Thought I'd finally share my experience.

Alright, so I stopped by this place the other day and ended up spending some time with this woman named Lili. She's probably in her 40's, not exactly skinny or hot but not too bad either. She's got shoulder-length hair and a pretty nice set of Cs.

Started things off with a table shower. She didn't miss a spot and there was a bit of fun teasing going on. We dried off and headed back to the room for a massage. She did a decent job, used her elbows and forearms a lot, and kept the teasing going until it was time for the flip. She noticed I was ready to go and without me saying anything, she let her dress drop. She's clearly been around the block a few times. We switched up positions a couple of times, from mish to her riding on top, then I had her on the edge of the table before finishing up standing.

Lili is a cool lady who doesn't mess around when it comes to getting the job done. If you're in the area, I'd say give her a try.

Hopefully this was a good first post. Oh. Total Donation was $220.

You did a good job, especially for being new but, always provide where it was or at least enough clues another monger can figure it out by RTFF. A little more body detail might help too.

[DaiRyuu]

It was a real dream. Scheduled time with Sophie (Fair Oaks version). Easy text scheduling. Same day evening appointment is available. Reached the place, texted. Sophie responded and opened door. This was my third trip. Service remained same. She should improve the quality for repeat customers. Started the massage on the table. She is not interested to LFK. Tried but denied. Good 15 minute massage. She takes off outer clothes in stealth and stands on the lingerie. Flip came, massaged a bit. Played with boys. I asked for rimming, it was denied. Transitioned to bed. Now everything came off. Warm oil was applied on both bodies. The sliding started. Felt nice. Flip happened and some sliding. Tried FIV, and rubbing clit. She is not interested and showed no pleasure. Covered and CBJ started. Decent one with good suction. Once ready CG and mish. Some point in time it felt like boring. Finished while CBJing. Showered. Helped me in the shower by rubbing salt on my back and legs. She is not interested to join shower. Came out.

I had similar dream before also. I thought if I dream multiple times it might get better. Looks like not the case. Need to find a new Nuru provider who is bit more enthusiastic and thin. Damage $$.20.

Be wise and play safe.

[Scitor]

Had a dream at Golden at Skyline. Masseuse said she was Tina. Chubby and middle aged. Very friendly and open. She tried hard to give a good massage but the walking on the back is not my thing. I opted out of FS. Don't think I will repeat.

[Scitor]

Had a Viet ATF at Classic Nails since my first visit with her three years ago. She is tall, classic looks, and always gave a two handed ball draining HJ with some breast play for 80 (40 house and 40 tip). Have seen her more than a dozen times and never been disappointed until today.

Haven't seen her all summer but not for lack of trying. July they said she was out and in Aug the entire shop shut down for two weeks vacation and after they said she was out sick but returned early this week. I needed a Brazilian again so I made an appointment and she was very glad to see me. Another monger told me she had health issues and she did look a but thinner but was all smiles. She started the Brazilian as we chatted and caught up on pleasantries and it was a bit different with the lights on as opposed to a dark massage. She spent more time stroking junior than necessary during the waxing and even had a convo with junior saying good boy while I dripped precut all over her hands.

When the massage was over Jr was still hard and I asked if she could help him relax and she said sure. She started a two handed HJ but more like a jackhammer with no oil instead of the two handed oiled up ball massage and edging I was used to. After two minutes another girl walked by and said something in Vietnamese and she told me "next time"..

I have tried several times to get an appointment with this lady and it never panned out. She was out a lot so maybe there's some truth to the medical rumors. After reading this post, I suppose I'll stop trying. I'm still looking for a cute and friendly Vietnamese masseuse. I find the Vietnamese women very attractive! So any tips are welcome and appreciated.

[DanteDk07]

None of those pictures belong to her, she's cute probably late 30's with great boobs. Claimed I was to big for FS, like most of us hear. Hairy Bush and many rules. Hard to get her completely naked, but will pull out tits and drop shorts to her knees. Gave me my first Saran BJ which is very confusing, because she took a huge load to her mouth. I wouldn't repeat.

How big are her tits? Are they really f cup?

And she is cute? Thats nice.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23067440.html

[FourNick8]

None of those pictures belong to her, she's cute probably late 30's with great boobs. Claimed I was to big for FS, like most of us hear. Hairy Bush and many rules. Hard to get her completely naked, but will pull out tits and drop shorts to her knees. Gave me my first Saran BJ which is very confusing, because she took a huge load to her mouth. I wouldn't repeat.

Calls herself KK but not the Thai KK we all know. Same experience with me on post #25126. I won't be seeing her again but her partner Amy gives me BBFSCIP for the same donation.

[Jim Rob]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23067440.html

I'm very curious about her. Please provide any useful info.

Is that first pic her?

None of those pictures belong to her, she's cute probably late 30's with great boobs. Claimed I was to big for FS, like most of us hear. Hairy Bush and many rules. Hard to get her completely naked, but will pull out tits and drop shorts to her knees. Gave me my first Saran BJ which is very confusing, because she took a huge load to her mouth. I wouldn't repeat.

[PuntaJaco43]

Had a Viet ATF at Classic Nails since my first visit with her three years ago. She is tall, classic looks, and always gave a two handed ball draining HJ with some breast play for 80 (40 house and 40 tip). Have seen her more than a dozen times and never been disappointed until today.

Haven't seen her all summer but not for lack of trying. July they said she was out and in Aug the entire shop shut down for two weeks vacation and after they said she was out sick but returned early this week. I needed a Brazilian again so I made an appointment and she was very glad to see me. Another monger told me she had health issues and she did look a but thinner but was all smiles. She started the Brazilian as we chatted and caught up on pleasantries and it was a bit different with the lights on as opposed to a dark massage. She spent more time stroking junior than necessary during the waxing and even had a convo with junior saying good boy while I dripped precut all over her hands.

When the massage was over Jr was still hard and I asked if she could help him relax and she said sure. She started a two handed HJ but more like a jackhammer with no oil instead of the two handed oiled up ball massage and edging I was used to. After two minutes another girl walked by and said something in Vietnamese and she told me "next time".

I understood the situation that this was a waxing but she was the one that went out of her way to get me hard. Now here is the disappointing part; I asked what the waxing charge was so I could pay everything in the room to avoid flashing big money at the front desk. She said 70 so I pulled out my money clip and peeled off two 50's and handed them to her. She said you can tip more but in my mind a failed 2 minute HJ is not worth more than a 30 tip. I peeled off another 20 to make her tip 50. She still didn't say anything but reached over and began to pull another 20 off my roll herself.

I clamped my hand down and put the roll back in my pocket without either of us saying a word. Maybe she is making up for lost income but fleecing me is not the way to do that. Don't know if I will ever go back.

Next time maybe you should remind her that you are the reason she has such a following. Two years ago when the "Tale of two Hannah's " broke they were swamped.

I too was curious and I spent time and money on pedicures, haircuts and facials just so that maybe I could get lucky. Never happened for me because I selected a provider that was not as obliging as your gal.

I will say that you go to great lengths for a HJ. Brazilian! You're a better man than I am.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

[LoonyBinPatrol]

Dang. I was wondering what happened to her. I can't day I'm surprised, but I am disappointed. She was 10/10 for general therapy. I've sent her a few texts over the last few months and only got crickets.

Girls in this business can't stop working because they know they can't make that easy money except sucking cocks. Maybe she met a sugar papa.

[TonyScott01]

I stopped in yesterday, hoping to find Amy. The door was answered by a middle-aged, barely average looking woman. I asked if Amy was there, and she said yes and called out for Amy. Well, when "Amy" came out, she was older and very rough looking. I normally would have assumed she was MMS. I said no thanks, and turned around to leave. "Amy" grabbed me and they both pulled me into a room and tried to sell me on 4-hands! I didn't want either of them, so I certainly didn't want both. There was no sign of either Amy or the new girl with large assets.

After reading the review I thought about stopping by. Then I saw their ad promising s new girl with 38 F and had to see what that was all about.

Made my way over and rang the bell. The door opened and a short girl approximately matching Nick's description opened the door and grabbed my hand. Standing next to her and holding her other hand was KK (not to be confused with our favorite Thai friend).

KK has a very cute face and plain body with obviously large breasts. She took over and escorted me to the room. I asked for a shower and she guided me to the standup shower in the kitchen. She waited patiently outside while I cleaned up, then thoroughly dried me off.

We went back to the room and she took the towel, inviting me to lie face down. She covered me with a towel and proceeded to rub my back and butt fairly thoroughly. Once the towel was gone she applied oil and started with my lower body. Much of her focus was on my butt and inner thigh with lots of contact. No pretense that it was accidental. She would run my thigh, cup my balls, and move on. Then rub my thigh, stroke my hardening cock, and move on..

[FourNick8]

Had a Viet ATF at Classic Nails since my first visit with her three years ago. She is tall, classic looks, and always gave a two handed ball draining HJ with some breast play for 80 (40 house and 40 tip). Have seen her more than a dozen times and never been disappointed until today.

Haven't seen her all summer but not for lack of trying. July they said she was out and in Aug the entire shop shut down for two weeks vacation and after they said she was out sick but returned early this week. I needed a Brazilian again so I made an appointment and she was very glad to see me. Another monger told me she had health issues and she did look a but thinner but was all smiles. She started the Brazilian as we chatted and caught up on pleasantries and it was a bit different with the lights on as opposed to a dark massage. She spent more time stroking junior than necessary during the waxing and even had a convo with junior saying good boy while I dripped precut all over her hands.

When the massage was over Jr was still hard and I asked if she could help him relax and she said sure. She started a two handed HJ but more like a jackhammer with no oil instead of the two handed oiled up ball massage and edging I was used to. After two minutes another girl walked by and said something in Vietnamese and she told me "next time".

I understood the situation that this was a waxing but she was the one that went out of her way to get me hard. Now here is the disappointing part; I asked what the waxing charge was so I could pay everything in the room to avoid flashing big money at the front desk. She said 70 so I pulled out my money clip and peeled off two 50's and handed them to her. She said you can tip more but in my mind a failed 2 minute HJ is not worth more than a 30 tip. I peeled off another 20 to make her tip 50. She still didn't say anything but reached over and began to pull another 20 off my roll herself.

I clamped my hand down and put the roll back in my pocket without either of us saying a word. Maybe she is making up for lost income but fleecing me is not the way to do that. Don't know if I will ever go back.

[FourNick8]

I was trying to look up East Spa and all I could come up with is Far East off of 50 headed towards Sterling and Eastern Spa off of Lee Hwy closer to Camp Washington. Would this Lee Hwy be the correct location? Thanks.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23067440.html

Listed in RubMaps as East Massage.

[Loader401]

I was trying to look up East Spa and all I could come up with is Far East off of 50 headed towards Sterling and Eastern Spa off of Lee Hwy closer to Camp Washington. Would this Lee Hwy be the correct location? Thanks.

Dying to return after my first visit with Amy and reports of a F cup Chinese KK.

Walked in this morning and was met by KK. She does indeed have huge boobs but also a bit older. She took me arm in arm to the back massage room and Amy peeked out of the kitchen. In the room paid for an hour and asked what extras were available. She said no FS but we agreed on a naked BBBJ (no condom) for 120 tip. She comes back after dropping my money off and refuses to get naked; only pulls top up and teddies pulled out of that heavy duty bra and pulls her shorts down to her knees. She then sneaks a piece of saran wrap over Jr and leans over me during the BJ so I can't even get to her tits.

This really sucked and after 5 minutes I pull her panties down and get a little FIV before she straightens up and goes from BJ to HJ. At least now I have access to those teddies. Nothing else really to look at as she is old and has gut rolls and her pussy is big harry and sloppy. She does get me to cum with the HJ and right after clean up she tries to put on my socks while still on the table. (this after 20 minutes). I remind her I paid for an hour and she is already dressed and says the clothes aren't coming off again so I just ask for a massage. She is rubbing my big head so hard that I just get up and leave. IMO 200 wasted.

On the way out I stop in the kitchen to see Amy and she is all smiles. She greets me with a hug and LFK and even shares her lunch with me to take home. I enjoyed the 5 min the Amy more than the session with KK and it was free. Still unsatisfied I drove to Classic Nails to see my ATF Viet but she was busy so I made an appointment for another day. Still couldn't get that Amy kiss off my mind so I drove back to East and rang the bell.

KK opened the door again and I asked for Amy. Went to the room and paid for an hour but this time she insisted on including a massage and I said OK as long as she was buck naked. Off came the clothes and she climbed on the table with me and started a Thai style massage. I lived in Thailand and had hundreds of these but they never start out naked. She told me later through translator that she owned a Thai massage joint in Taipei but couldn't do it naked there because of the police. I told her to be careful over here too. She was really good and would return just for the naked massage but I wanted more off the menu.

Now it was my turn and so laid her down for a good solid 15 min of DATY and DFK before I just slipped it in BB with no complaints. This is the second time I fucked her BB but just couldn't finish that way because both were second rounds. After that a little BBBJ and then HJ finish as she called me out for the session with KK 30 earlier. At least I got her personal digits to call her up now.

Will definitely come back for Amy but not KK.

KK.

PROS: big tits.

CONS: Old, gut, won't get naked, no FS, Saran BJ, fat sloppy hairy pussy, shorted on time, bad service, lied about services.

Amy:

PROS: gets naked immediately, DFK, fantastic naked Thai massage, BBBJ, BBFS, happy good attitude, petite, nice round ass, nice trimmed tasty pussy.

CONS: flat chested with eraser nips.