Massage Parlor Reports

**Dr Bombay** · 06-09-08 21:12

I usually contribute on the DC board, but I was in the mood for a legit, but good massage and I read the reviews of G-acc in Herndon, decided to give it a try. First, it really is legit, so forget any extras. The massage I got from Jennifer was very nice. The place is a little informal, so I think it was the boss lady who stuck her head in the door once in awhile. I did tent sometimes, but Jennifer just giggled and placed the towel back over me discreetly. I think I drifted off a couple of times until she asked if everything was to my liking. The music, the massage, I felt like I was dreaming. All too soon, the hour was up and yeah, I took another half hour, hoping against hope to no avail. I left feeling relaxed, felling good. Sometimes, that's enough.

**Propilot** · 06-08-08 14:11

I do believe that one of the fng on the last few post pages/post may be that numbnuts guy Razor11. We all know what an a** he was. I am still researching a few more post, but I should have a conclusion shortly. FNG's , if you do not have any information worth posting ,do not, I repeat, do not chastise or piss off members who do not give you information that you think you rightly deserve. It is very unbecoming of new guys. Also, you still will not receive the answer to your question. Use courtesy and common sense. Please act your age NOT your IQ.

Propilot-over and out.

**Guitarman1** · 06-08-08 10:36

Originally Posted by Norm Leone

I agree that I have not posted any meaningful reports, but that is irrelevant to my comment.

Your chastizing of Thenewman:

"Please stop and think before you post. We don't need you to mess anything else up."

is living in denial, if you really believe your own comments. If anything is messed up (understood by the police) it was messed up long before his post, given the obviousness of the 'secret' comments.

If my comment was 'obvious', which I think it was, then your chastizing was meaningless, which I think it was (even if Thenewman didn't realize it).

There is the fact that at least one person here was confused by it. Then all the PM's I have gotten from other people asking about it. So it has enough of the desired effect. You know what, this isn't a forum for arguing. So lets try this. Ok, you win, whatever you say, great, you are the man. Now please leave us alone until you are ready to contribute something meaningful.

**Norm Leone** · 06-07-08 12:23

Originally Posted by Guitarman1

Maybe you should think about contributing with reports rather than stating the obvious. Your post history shows nothing of meaning, just a bunch of nonsense.

I agree that I have not posted any meaningful reports, but that is irrelevant to my comment.

Your chastizing of Thenewman:

"Please stop and think before you post. We don't need you to mess anything else up."

is living in denial, if you really believe your own comments. If anything is messed up (understood by the police) it was messed up long before his post, given the obviousness of the 'secret' comments.

If my comment was 'obvious', which I think it was, then your chastizing was meaningless, which I think it was (even if Thenewman didn't realize it).

**Guitarman1** · 06-07-08 10:29

Originally Posted by Norm Leone

Does anyone here really think the authorities can't figure out the meaning of what is posted here as well as anyone else can. The only way to protect the girls is don't post. If you post, I would think that certain types of posts will grab their attention more than others. Even limited communication between Senior Members isn't secure; how hard would it be for someone with a little time and imagination to become a hugely contributing Senior Member trusted by all?

Maybe you should think about contributing with reports rather than stating the obvious. Your post history shows nothing of meaning, just a bunch of nonsense.

**Harley Dude 29** · 06-07-08 10:15

I have been to the MP in Falls Church over the bakery. I was very surprised that most working there seemed to be latina, but I drew Kelly, who was from Vietnam. Took the 30 minutes option and she did a pretty decent job. On the flip she translated very well for a short period and never hesitated to provide total translation without any cover. Ended with a nice HE.

I thought the next time could be better, but got there and drew a nice latin lady, and she said that Kelly had gotten fired. The latin lady wasn't able to translate and was only able to provide minimal sign language with her hands. I may return and try to see the other latina, but not sure if I want to TOFTT.

**Mcluvin** · 06-07-08 08:53

I was in the area and I figured I'd call for an appointment and like someone mentioned some months back it was like mission impossible to get in. However finally got there and was met by a non-Asian which I thought at the time was good to get away from the norm. She told me that 2 girls were available to hang out for an hour. Never had that so I said why not, sure. The one thing I missed was a TS. They prepped me for back massage by suddenly dousing me in oil. One girl massaged with a machine while the other with her hands. After a little of that came the flip and finished massaging the front. I was 160 lighter and on my way out the door in less than 40 minutes.

Even though they didn't hang out for 65 unrushed minutes, no TS, and leaving me coated in oil. My overall experience was decent. Mainly because there were 2 good looking gals taking care of me. I'll probably go back but opt for the one girl appointment.

**Badboycik** · 06-07-08 06:40

Originally Posted by Joey Boots

VA. 's bawdy law is difficult to enforce without a sting operation. If leo employs ule to actually hear you say: I want to participate in a immoral act or video tape or record said activities.

The Virginia Bawdy House law is very EASY to enforce. All prosecutor has to prove is that the PLACE is a Bawdy House under the statute and the guy was there. Then for the defendant to prevail he has to prove he was not there for an immoral purpose. He was a plumber unstopping a drain or a 7th Day Adventist passing out the Watchtower. Nine out of 10 guys will think they can talk their way out of trouble and just make things worse for themselves and everyone else charged. It is hard to remain silent because LEO will tell the guy if he "cooperates" they will give him a summons for court and let him go home. If he remains silent they will take him to jail. If he "cooperates" he will have confessed and has no defense when he gets to court. Good criminal lawyers. Not the guy who settled your house or represented you in your divorce. Sometimes win these cases in court but not if the defendant admitted anything when arrested. "Let's be careful out there."

**Norm Leone** · 06-06-08 19:22

Originally Posted by Guitarman1

Please stop and think before you post. We don't need you to mess anything else up.

Does anyone here really think the authorities can't figure out the meaning of what is posted here as well as anyone else can. The only way to protect the girls is don't post. If you post, I would think that certain types of posts will grab their attention more than others. Even limited communication between Senior Members isn't secure; how hard would it be for someone with a little time and imagination to become a hugely contributing Senior Member trusted by all?

**Not Jones** · 06-06-08 17:28

When today and was not happy. Miya is no longer working there are saw an atractive 35 yo black woman with very nice DD breast and a nice ass. She rished though the nassage a (2) and on the flip she tryed to rush me. Was not open to anything other than hands roming and again was very rushed. Will never go back

**Dreadycee** · 06-06-08 13:30

So. I am relatively new to the area and I found this place on Craigslist. It was not named in the ad, it just had the address, but after reading some posts here, I found out that it is the place called Bodywork Treatment in Manassas. It is probably well known by all of the members from the area, but I had a unique (in my experience anyway) session there earlier today.

The girl spoke very little english, but most of them are that way. She was very petite and, at first, she looked pretty young, but upon closer examination, I could see that she had a pretty rough face. So she is probably much older than she looks. But really none of these things were what prompted me to write this report.

As the session was going on, I noticed that she was twitching a lot. Her face and her hands kept moving and she kept making strange, barely audible grunts. After a while of this behavior, I realized that she probably has Tourettes. I have heard of this syndrome and seen people with it on TV, but I have never actually met anyone afflicted with it. It made for a very curious session.

**Guitarman1** · 06-06-08 10:28

Dropped in at old Mike Ono's place yesterday. Door was answered by Ruby. She is mid-late 30's, shoulder length hair, average build. She took me to the spacious massage room. TS was good and very thorough with lots of attention payed to key areas, it was definitely the most thorough TS I have had at an AMP. As she was drying me off another girl I had not seen before walked past the TS room (taller, long hair, also 30's, pretty cute). We get back to the room and lay down for the massage. She works my neck and shoulders nicely, then my back and legs for a bit. After the flip she does some light rubbing all over my front side which was relaxing. Finish was standard NoVA with some light teasing leading up to it. She cleaned me up with hot towels and helped me get dressed. I was there exactly an hour.

**Pilot Aviator** · 06-05-08 23:30

Originally Posted by Mcluvin

Perhaps you are but I don't blame you. I don't know if it was May or Mai, But she was an overall 10 (and that's underscoring her) I can only say that she was there for the month of April.

Mea Culpa

Should have made normal allowances for spelling.

May was a technician earlier this spring. I've not seen her in a while though.

I must be suffering from Old Guy Memory.

Always be nice to the ladies (even when you can't spell their name or are uncertain where you are)

J

**Remo Williams** · 06-05-08 22:55

Been a while since I last posted, but felt this was noteworthy.

I visited one of the fine establishments in PWC last week and was greeted at the door (they moved the door since my last visit if that helps narrow it down for you) by a cute, but large girl.

Basically had the standard experience, nice table shower with proper attention to the proper areas, mediocre massage followed by a cowgirl rodeo. That's where I made my mistake.

She was overly enthusiastic, I mean I'm a big boy and I can take a hit but this was almost punishment. At some point during the assault a vein ruptured, swelling my already swollen part to grotesque dimensions (which she seemed to enjoy). The good news is I finished. The bad news is that nearly a week later, I am bruised at the base from the pounding and near the head from the ruptured vein. Oddly, the wrapper seemed to trap the internal bleeding in a two inch band from the head down the shaft. It's deep purple, swollen, and only now starting to fade and return to normal function. Try explaining that to your wife.

From now on I am going to insist on service providers that are NOT in or near my weight class. If I was any older I think I would have a broken hip too.

Be careful out there!

Remo

**Guitarman1** · 06-05-08 09:57

Originally Posted by Thenewmann

It is a place called Backlick Holistic.

I have heard that Mike Ono's referred to as Kim's. I called the Kim's that I know about (near but not on Backlick Rd) and assumed it was a legit place due to the conversation I had.

If anyone wants to clue me in to the location of Mike Ono's. It would be much appreciated.

Please stop and think before you post. We don't need you to mess anything else up.