Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[Bone Yard]

I contacted a couple of providers last week to see about rates for a shave downstairs followed by a body rub. I was quoted between 180-200 and I'm pretty sure there's a handy thrown in.

Seems pricey to me, what do you guys think?

[Truchoto]

Spent some time over phone and text, did not confirm anything will happen.

Sent her a picture of myself, does not shut it down either but when I show up I wanted to clarify I needed to relax and leave happy. And we started to get into details, absolutely takes advantage of people throwing cash at her because she's good looking so I left, took my "business" elsewhere. Forget it. Probably down 4 coins before anything happens. If anyone has different story please share.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...663723122.html

PM's also welcome.

[LazyBones]

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...663723122.html

PM's also welcome.

[Gringo2123]

Tried her out about 10 years ago when she was taking advantage of some old dude and working out of his shed in Dania beach. Was old and crappy back then, when she quoted a high amount for HE I thankfully passed and just took my loses

Maria is an arrogant 50+ French Canadian who posts as 'total bliss massage' when really there is just total humiliation.

$ . 60 for HE and the worst attitude. Massage was mediocre and after HE she said we're done even though she went straight into it after a light massage and there were about 15 minutes left to go on the clock. Almost asked for a refund haha if you're into domme vibes and want your balls kicked around, go see her. Else look elsewhere.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...662576972.html

[Truchoto]

Maria is an arrogant 50+ French Canadian who posts as 'total bliss massage' when really there is just total humiliation.

$ . 60 for HE and the worst attitude. Massage was mediocre and after HE she said we're done even though she went straight into it after a light massage and there were about 15 minutes left to go on the clock. Almost asked for a refund haha if you're into domme vibes and want your balls kicked around, go see her. Else look elsewhere.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...662576972.html

[Truchoto]

TOFTT and booked a sesh with Gabby. She mentioned she had a friend for a 4 hand massage too. $ . 7 for hh each but we discussed I would not leave disappointed.

So we talk about full massage HE and she starts upselling nuru and I'm like nah it's cool, you can take your dresses off. Neither of them wanted to do that I was like uh. So they wanted an extra coin for topless. I was at the point of no return, wound up dishing out $$ for a half hour 4 hand massage which in it of itself wasn't terrible, but way overshot the budget for my stupid two girl fetish.

Places was too close to pass up, called: golden eyes studio, she's posted a few places, looks like the pictures so that's a plus, but hard pass on having so many upcharges.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...658008118.html

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/f...y-rubs/3175465

[DDrennen]

Hi! Anyone have experience with this one? She's been posting for quite a while. TIA!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...i/514952152135

[Krizoz]

Had the same experience last year + more. Need to pay her another visit. Sent you a DM.

I've seen her a few times she allowed me to touch suck and all of the above. She recently moved to a new location and won't let me touch anymore.

[BadAss91]

Apparently inflation has caught up with her, she's now charging a buck fifty, LOL. I have a fetish for older women so I may have to go give her a spin!

HAHAHA this is gold, llet me know how it goes. Also, don't forget she lives in the trailer park but she let you park in front of her house.

[Bone Yard]

Apparently inflation has caught up with her, she's now charging a buck fifty, LOL. I have a fetish for older women so I may have to go give her a spin!

Decided to TOFTT, she is an older looking lady with saggy tits. Her location is somewhat weird because its some kind of trailer park. I had to park my car down the road and walk there. No massage at all got in and we got straight to business. CBJ, CFS, and multiple positions is on the table. Spent 30 minutes there and she told me multiple pop is available if I stay in the 40 mn time frame. All in for $1. 4. Will not repeat due to location. Only answering DMs from seniors, so don't waste your time.

Like always YMMV! My posts are for motivational purposes. Don't be a cry baby if you do not get the same experience / treatment as me. Stay safe!

[Rustys]

Daria is on MF too. Been around actively advertising for 3 or 4 years, but I guess she bumps the CL ad more frequently now. She definitely gave HJs in the past and perhaps is grumpy and entitled even though that's such a big and lucrative part of her business. Anyway, it's not my business. It is mildly disappointing that she adamantly doesn't do it anymore. Her massage isn't that great as I've reported in the past. So, avoid.

[Truchoto]

Professional massage service is just that. A mediocre experience with a therapist unwilling to do anything at all to relieve the real stress.

Hour is 150 and demands 20 or 40 tip, calls you cheap if you decline even though your expectations were to have some extra services. She calls extra services the towel and available shower.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...644700172.html

[Rustys]

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...636613154.html

I get the impression she takes pride in her work. No report yet.

[Rustys]

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...633095599.html

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Can anyone report or PM an experience with her?

[BadAss91]

Agatha - https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/7627997507.html.

Anyone seen this "Russian"? - DM if you want.

Decided to TOFTT, she is an older looking lady with saggy tits. Her location is somewhat weird because its some kind of trailer park. I had to park my car down the road and walk there. No massage at all got in and we got straight to business. CBJ, CFS, and multiple positions is on the table. Spent 30 minutes there and she told me multiple pop is available if I stay in the 40 mn time frame. All in for $1. 4. Will not repeat due to location. Only answering DMs from seniors, so don't waste your time.

Like always YMMV! My posts are for motivational purposes. Don't be a cry baby if you do not get the same experience / treatment as me. Stay safe!