Massage Parlor Reports

[InSearch69]

Can try Angela. She is cute and young and in the Georgetown area.

https://www.duttslist.com/details-Bo...iscreet-Incall

Hi! Posted in the DC forum, but that appears to be dead. Coming out to DC soon and am in desperate need for a massage. I'll be in the Georgetown area so can easily get to Arlington too. Looking for a place with young masseuses.

Additionally, if anyone knows some euro agencies in the area, please let me know. Happy to share information about Chicago for anyone traveling there.

[SonChi]

Hi! Posted in the DC forum, but that appears to be dead. Coming out to DC soon and am in desperate need for a massage. I'll be in the Georgetown area so can easily get to Arlington too. Looking for a place with young masseuses.

Additionally, if anyone knows some euro agencies in the area, please let me know. Happy to share information about Chicago for anyone traveling there.

There are no young masseuses in DC and VA. If you want action from young providers in VA, follow the Agency thread. If you want a great massage with extras, read this thread. Choose what you want.

DC is mostly legit massages and independents. For Independents, go to Trsyt, but you are then on thin ice as many are scammers.

There is a younger scene in MD, I don't know it well, but it's here and not that close to Georgetown. So pick your poison and ask again.

[CornCobMaker]

Hi! Posted in the DC forum, but that appears to be dead. Coming out to DC soon and am in desperate need for a massage. I'll be in the Georgetown area so can easily get to Arlington too. Looking for a place with young masseuses.

Additionally, if anyone knows some euro agencies in the area, please let me know. Happy to share information about Chicago for anyone traveling there.

[Rck15]

Are these the names for providers or locations? In either case, more information about where to find or avoid them would be helpful.

These places are all south of Richmon.

[PomLovesThais]

I know KK or KayKay is probably well reviewed on here but it's hard to find because you can't search for less than 3 letters.

So how is her actual Thai massage skills?

Does she normally have a pedicure. Might be a weird question but it's important to me.

Thanks.

Kk massage skills are the best you will find she is certified and has done it a long time.

[TDogg111]

Tara, Nikki, and Apple. Which locations are they?

At some point in our existence as a species, some schmuck who fancies himself a philosopher came up with the phrase "The customer is always right". This was an absolutely devastating development in humankind's history as many of our directionless sheep bought into this idea and began behaving as such. As you and I both know though, the customer oftentimes is incorrect. In many cases, the aforementioned customer is also a steamy pile of jackal manure.

A group of pals and I made our way to Sweet Water Tavern for drinks and a delicious dinner last night. This restaurant was a frequent destination of ours pre-pandemic and I would often go to 8303 to attain the full belly, empty testicles euphoria that we all know and love. Since I haven't been there in so long I decide to pay a visit. The door opens and when I look behind it there's a Chinese, late 40's something named Mimi, with absolutely jumbo teddies spilling out of her dress. I recreate the Tiger Woods putt celebration meme in my head but not physically because I'm not a tool. I'm led to the room, pay the house fee and then hit the table. Mimi comes into the room and begins to give me a pretty good massage. After about 10 minutes though, there's a chime at the door. Another patron has arrived and the visit takes a turn for the worse.

The other masseuse working, Lisa, was apparently tied up and Mimi left out to answer the door. I hear another door open and close before the front door, followed by Chinese chatter. Said patron, who I have not referred to as "brah", because he could never be my brah as he is a self absorbed pickle jar full of rat piss, ends up seeing both women because of this kerfuffle. Mimi sends him off to the room with Lisa then returns to the room with me. We begin to hear the other dude raise his voice, going full Karen. I hear "No. I want you out of here. I want the other girl. " amongst other pretentious ramblings. Mimi leaves out to investigate and all I hear is his incessant "No, no, no" followed by a defeated "okay sir".

Lisa comes into the room in Mimi's stead. Her torso is flatter than my high school math teacher's tires the year he failed some of the brahs from the football team. She is however much cuter and younger looking. She apologizes and says she's going to finish. I tell her that everything is cool and that she is very beautiful. I'm both being nice and exaggerating. She proceeds to give me a pretty good massage. We flirt a lot and she laughs at my jokes. I'm having a nice time considering what went down.

[Skooby]

I know KK or KayKay is probably well reviewed on here but it's hard to find because you can't search for less than 3 letters.

So how is her actual Thai massage skills?

Does she normally have a pedicure. Might be a weird question but it's important to me.

Thanks.

[ItsAllGreat570]

Was exploring your forums and meant to post in my home town. These parlors are near Richmond. And they are nicknames / street names. I've already reported it so it can be deleted from here and avoid anymore confusion. Again, my apologies!

[Serpico99]

I dreamt of a place in Woodbridge that I see from the road almost every day but never visited. Dreaming research showed reviews over a year ago so basically I was TOFTT.

Arriving at ZY massage, in my dream, I met a girl called Eva, late 30's to mid 40's, typical Chinese body, okay, maybe a bit more butt than usual, strong shapely thighs. Very friendly and was comfortable immediately.

I dreamt of getting quality massage on back, shoulders and legs. Good hard one that feels like muscles were worked hours later. Good tired but relaxed feeling. She was okay with OTC touching after asking for her consent. Snuck in some UTC without resistance and felt trimmed kitty.

I assumed it was going to end as legit massage but through hand motions, got my consent for HJ / HE. Not the typical, mechanical stroking by most Asian providers. She was awesome.

I finally got to hit up ZY today in Woodbridge, it's off of Telegraph Road by the Ikea. I figured it's Sunday so the auto shop next to this AMP is closed without anyone loitering around the front, which was good for discretion. And it was raining so I figured this place wasn't going to be busy. As I walked in (no second door to ring the bell, you enter into the spa directly from the outside), another monger was walking out. Bella greeted me and led me to the room, it's 50 for a half hour and 70 for the hour (I went for the half hour to feel this place out). Don't know if they have any table shower.

Bella was pretty good looking for a Chinese provider that work in this part of the DC area. Normally we are stuck with overweight, old looking Asian grannies in the DC area. I could not tell Bella's body features as she wore a black form fitting dress but I didn't see any bulging of the belly, etc.

Massage skills were ok, about 10 to 12 minutes of actual massage, medium pressure, with baby oil. I flipped and I just let her do a simple HJ, but with edging, which she knew exactly how to prolong the sensation. Sje did a good job just stroking around the tip and then long strokes, and held back when I asked her to slow down so I wouldn't bust a nut early. With a few minutes left in my session, I blasted a big nut, where she kept doing her slow to medium stroke and not jackhammer me. I tipped 50 and was on my way.

Two things about this place: 1.) The door chimed about 3 times during my session, so they seemed to be busy even on the weekends. 2.) A male Karen was bitching to one of the other ladies as he entered, complaining abut wanting his money back and causing a scene in the lobby. I did not get the whole gist of what was going on but he seemed upset about something that really was not any of the providers' fault.

[Korman23]

Choctaw- mid 30's medium build. Unattractive face but enthusiastic finish. Weird massage techniques. Top came up. 30 min. 4/. 4.

Hockett- attractive mid 30's maybe but thin build. Good massage jackhammer but understood the assignment once given direction.

Sheetz- this old lady sucks. She has shorted me on time twice now saying something is broken amd the owner is coming. She gives a light massage for 5 minutes then offers FS for $$. I don't pay her more than $. 2. They advertise new girls and table shower but it's never a new girl and the shower never works (I know the ads lie but hopefully this old lady leaves soon).

Sheetz? What kind of service did you expect at a gas station?

[Member #6802]

Choctaw- mid 30's medium build. Unattractive face but enthusiastic finish. Weird massage techniques. Top came up. 30 min. 4/. 4.

Hockett- attractive mid 30's maybe but thin build. Good massage jackhammer but understood the assignment once given direction.

Sheetz- this old lady sucks. She has shorted me on time twice now saying something is broken amd the owner is coming. She gives a light massage for 5 minutes then offers FS for $$. I don't pay her more than $. 2. They advertise new girls and table shower but it's never a new girl and the shower never works (I know the ads lie but hopefully this old lady leaves soon).

Are these the names for providers or locations? In either case, more information about where to find or avoid them would be helpful.

[TholeJosh123]

Bruh, you really need to head out to McClean and go see Bella for a refresher. It's criminal that you don't have her in your HOF. Her teddies are literally perfection!

Any info for the spa? Feel free to PM if you'd rather keep it a secret. Can share info about Richmond nova MD Philly and Nj.

[OldBoomer]

I have not been out to get a massage in a while. I felt like I played it out. I checked the board to see what was going on and the reports of Aqua caught my eye. I figured I would go in for one more. Well, I may be back in the business. I had a really great time. It was the most enjoyable experience I have had, maybe ever. The place is amazing. It is, by far, the nicest spa in the area. It is so very well done.

I was met by Julie. I had a shower before going so I skipped the steam and shower at the beginning. I decided on an hour because I thought Julie was good looking. I need to caveat up front that I like older ladies, and especially with meat on their bones. Julie was wearing a schoolgirl outfit today.

The massage was good. It was not great but really good. She did longer strokes, which I like. Through the normal routine of letting her know I was interested in some more, the panties came down. We settled on 1. 2 for DATY, 69, and camel slide. She does have a little belly but I don't mind it at all. She was great. I enjoyed it a lot. I ended with the steam and shower. I feel great after.

Now, as for other ladies, there are two every day. Julie said Saturday is two Thai ladies. My schedule does not allow a Saturday visit so someone else will have to report back on that.

I did see another lady today that is fat. There is no other way to put it. She had short hair and was fat. I didn't get her name. Julie said to ask for Sarah next time. Sarah, by Julie's description is a tall, young Korean girl. I didn't get her age or her schedule.

Again, the place is fantastic. I spent 2 total and considered tipping more because of the atmosphere, the amenities, and the service. I highly recommend checking it out.

Thanks to the forum for reporting on Aqua. I had a Saturday dream there with a Thai prover calling herself Sue. It was the best AMP dream I have had in along time. Very good, table shower, massage, lovely body, nursing, BBBJ. The place could be at a Four Seasons Hotel.

[MrEnding]

Made appt with Grace for the second time and she remembers me. I was shocked but yeah she is definitely in her 50's but still sexy to me. After the massage she started to tease me and licked all over my body and kissed both of my butt cheeks LOL she told me to turn and asked if I wanted to fuck her. I was surprised but declined (didn't know she did FS) and proceeded to a CBJ. She stripped down completely naked and gave me a very enthusiastic blow but I just can't get off with a hat on. She took off the hat and started to give me a HJ while sucking on my nipples. I exploded everywhere while her tight naked body was next to mine. I will def repeat with her.

[InternNew]

I have been a long time lurker but never tried any AMPs, thanks to you I have taken courage to visit the One. Your description was on point and I had a good time. Would love to see few more cute woman like Minnie or Apple, if any one has any suggestions.

So, this is was on a fine Monday evening. I was a bit worked up and needed release, as always I start to play myself but came across the post in here. I have never visited any kind of MP or ACS before, I told to myself why not today, got dressed and started driving to the One. Collected some cash on the way and reached to the place but I wasn't sure if it's the right address. I called them to confirm before I got upstairs. The door was locked and I was waiting for 5-7 minutes after knocking, meanwhile some other guy shows up and he sees me and walks back outside to his car. After a couple of minutes Apple opened the door and walked me into the room where I said it was my first time and I heard good things about the place. She asked if I wanted TS, I said yes and she handed me the towel.

After I undressed completely she walked me to the TS and asked me to take the towel off. I am super nervous and said I didn't have anything under, she replied "yes, this is the shower" and took the towel off. Gave me a mouth wash and a nice shower. She then dried me off and took me back to the room. She then asked me to lay down and gave me a nice massage, cracked all my bones. Then she whispered something in my ear and went out.

A couple or minutes later, another woman walked in. She is young and cute. She asked me what I wanted, I said a BJ and she quoted her amount, I left the tip on a shelf and got undressed, she slowly rubbed her body against mine, and sucked my nipples. I was so aroused, I asked her to come up and sucked her tits. As the original post described, she has great boobs but an ok ass (and I like it). She then went down and put a crown on me, and started sucking. I then asked her to turn around for some 69. I slapped lightly on her ass and said "how about we do everything" And added a bit more to the tip. She then hoped on me and rode me CG and RCG. She then tapped me to stand up and she laid down for some Mish, I got to play and suck on her teets. Then I ask her to get up and go down on her knees. And damn she started to suck me good. A minute later I clenched and finished inside the crown. She looked at it and said "Ah, soo much" surprised. She then cleaned me up and helped me put my clothes on while talking about each other a bit.

On the way back, she called Apple and had a quick talk for a sec where she said she will service me next time, which is another story, and squeezed my butt saying "you are cute" and sent me outside. And I was back at the place very shortly after but it's a story for another day.

I know I haven't tried any place else to compare, would be open to suggestions from others, may be latin or thai next time? But I think I will return here regularly.