Massage Parlor Reports

**HungaryMan** · 09-09-23 03:59

Originally Posted by Pookie586 [View Original Post]

I was in the area and set up and appt with Bri. Condo was nice. She was beautiful that's where the fun stopped. She is a very very very weird clean freak. My whole body had to be basically sanitized with alcohol. I am a very clean. Guy. She put down paper towels on her massage table instead of a sheet ok. Then once I laid down. Sprayed with alcohol some more and wiped off. Mind you I just showered. Then has me stand up. Typical check. Grab her ass. She grabs me. Then ask what I wanted. I said welp a nice rub and lip service. She said ohh I don't usually do that but. All covered. And will be 3 bills on top of the 2 bills already laid down. So ok I'll pony up for a good time. Massage was good. , Her body was all over me. About 30 min in she flips me. Puts on cover has me stand up and the CBJ was good. But she was done and asked if I finished in 5 to 10 min. I said no. She got frustrated. So I finished my self. And she started freaking out that it would spill on the floor. Before I was even dressed she was spraying cleaning all over everything and wiping up. Ohh and she hates feet so you can't take your socks off. For this price I won't repeat LOL https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/w...rself/26703756.

Just to be clear you paid 500 for do it yourself?

**TrollMahn** · 09-09-23 01:11

Originally Posted by GuyFromToledo [View Original Post]

Is she young / old? Hideous average? Any details much appreciated.

To quote a previous review:

"I highly recommend her to all of my blind friends. ".

Do with that as you will.

**FrankyV8** · 09-08-23 23:57

Originally Posted by Gator1970 [View Original Post]

Does anybody know if any of these bikini please pay dividends? Even a topless HJ?

See post 22769. Apparently there are. Not sure if 333 Tranquility still in business.

**HugeDk** · 09-08-23 23:51

Originally Posted by GuyFromToledo [View Original Post]

Ill be in the area next few weeks and saw this. Anyone familiar? Not a bad looking pic I'm sure little older.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/b...663295601.html

Legit. Back only, no hint of extras. Has medical problems so not a great massage. Very sweet woman, but her pic is outdated by a decade.

**GoodTimer88** · 09-08-23 21:37

Originally Posted by GuyFromToledo [View Original Post]

Is she young / old? Hideous average? Any details much appreciated.

Search downriver nuru on this site to read everything about her.

**Eaton Beaver** · 09-08-23 19:05

Originally Posted by Pookie586 [View Original Post]

Ohh and she was also bitching I was 3 min early for the appointment time she set. Yup.

Yeah, it would have ended for me right there. If I wanted to hear a woman bi tch, I can call my EX for free.

**Tuwan Jatum** · 09-08-23 18:55

Originally Posted by KennJak [View Original Post]

What ultimate where you at? Clinton twp.

On Northwestern.

**HeeJunk** · 09-08-23 17:47

Originally Posted by Gator1970 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the response. Does anybody have a recommendation for a body rub on the east side? I'm visiting for a few more days, not having any luck on the response.

Bella Touch in Eastpointe.

**Member #6664** · 09-08-23 17:27

Originally Posted by GoodTimer88 [View Original Post]

Downriver Nuru fits most of your criteria. Ask for Lingam massage. Same price as AMP. Long slow tease. Not at all hot provider.

https://downrivernuru.wixsite.com/downriver-nuru

Is she young / old? Hideous average? Any details much appreciated.

**Member #6664** · 09-08-23 14:52

Ill be in the area next few weeks and saw this. Anyone familiar? Not a bad looking pic I'm sure little older.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/b...663295601.html

**Gator1970** · 09-08-23 14:44

Originally Posted by GoodTimer88 [View Original Post]

If so, nobody has ever reported here.

Thanks for the response. Does anybody have a recommendation for a body rub on the east side? I'm visiting for a few more days, not having any luck on the response.

**GoodTimer88** · 09-08-23 14:39

Originally Posted by Gator1970 [View Original Post]

Does anybody know if any of these bikini please pay dividends? Even a topless HJ?

If so, nobody has ever reported here.

**Member #6428** · 09-08-23 14:18

Originally Posted by Gator1970 [View Original Post]

Does anybody know if any of these bikini please pay dividends? Even a topless HJ?

I've not been to one that does. But again it may happen for some. I've had success at many places that others say it can't be had at. And I'm not a stud. I'm nice and polite and funny and I don't look like the law. But I've failed at any of the bikini places. But I would bet there has been some action. Likely rare though.

**Gator1970** · 09-08-23 14:12

Does anybody know if any of these bikini please pay dividends? Even a topless HJ?

**KennJak** · 09-08-23 13:49

Originally Posted by IAmGordy1 [View Original Post]

Made a visit there today and got a pretty decent massage. The provider was not shy about grazing the junk when working my thighs and my lower abdomen. After some leg stretching the sheet came off leaving me fully exposed with a raging hard on. She massaged my shoulders in this position and then she started to clean me up and that was it. Has anyone experienced this where you feel confident a HE is going to happen and it never does?

What ultimate where you at? Clinton twp.