Massage Parlor Reports

[KennJak]

Made a visit there today and got a pretty decent massage. The provider was not shy about grazing the junk when working my thighs and my lower abdomen. After some leg stretching the sheet came off leaving me fully exposed with a raging hard on. She massaged my shoulders in this position and then she started to clean me up and that was it. Has anyone experienced this where you feel confident a HE is going to happen and it never does?

What ultimate where you at? Clinton twp.

[Pookie586]

This might be one of the worst monger experiences I have ever seen. You paid 500 to be treated like a moron? Wtttfffff.

Yeah. We learn from experience. Some times you got to just go through with it LOL. I'm not cheap or dirty. I have plenty to play as much as I want but. I will never be back. Ohh and she was also bitching I was 3 min early for the appointment time she set. Yup.

[GreyWorld]

This might be one of the worst monger experiences I have ever seen. You paid 500 to be treated like a moron? Wtttfffff.

Aw man that's not good. I know you've already put so much into it, but for that many more roses I would've just left. Definitely going to encourage that behavior on her part.

[Shoeless1951]

Chinese I believe. Can't believe it matters tho.

It matters to me because I know that the Thai places are more hygienic, I am 100% confident that when I walk into a Thai place in Farmington Hills or Southfield the the sheets have been changed. I know for a fact the a lot of the Chinese and Korean places very seldom change theirs. Also the Thai girls for the most part are harder to get extras from, they don't blow or screw every dick that walks though the door. The last thing I want is to be the 10th person that they have had sex with that day!

[RoronoaZ]

I was in the area and set up and appt with Bri. Condo was nice. She was beautiful that's where the fun stopped. She is a very very very weird clean freak. My whole body had to be basically sanitized with alcohol. I am a very clean. Guy. She put down paper towels on her massage table instead of a sheet ok. Then once I laid down. Sprayed with alcohol some more and wiped off. Mind you I just showered. Then has me stand up. Typical check. Grab her ass. She grabs me. Then ask what I wanted. I said welp a nice rub and lip service. She said ohh I don't usually do that but. All covered. And will be 3 bills on top of the 2 bills already laid down. So ok I'll pony up for a good time. Massage was good. , Her body was all over me. About 30 min in she flips me. Puts on cover has me stand up and the CBJ was good. But she was done and asked if I finished in 5 to 10 min. I said no. She got frustrated. So I finished my self. And she started freaking out that it would spill on the floor. Before I was even dressed she was spraying cleaning all over everything and wiping up. Ohh and she hates feet so you can't take your socks off. For this price I won't repeat LOL https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/w...rself/26703756.

This might be one of the worst monger experiences I have ever seen. You paid 500 to be treated like a moron? Wtttfffff.

[MotorCity7]

I was in the area and set up and appt with Bri. Condo was nice. She was beautiful that's where the fun stopped. She is a very very very weird clean freak. My whole body had to be basically sanitized with alcohol. I am a very clean. Guy. She put down paper towels on her massage table instead of a sheet ok. Then once I laid down. Sprayed with alcohol some more and wiped off. Mind you I just showered. Then has me stand up. Typical check. Grab her ass. She grabs me. Then ask what I wanted. I said welp a nice rub and lip service. She said ohh I don't usually do that but. All covered. And will be 3 bills on top of the 2 bills already laid down. So ok I'll pony up for a good time. Massage was good. , Her body was all over me. About 30 min in she flips me. Puts on cover has me stand up and the CBJ was good. But she was done and asked if I finished in 5 to 10 min. I said no. She got frustrated. So I finished my self. And she started freaking out that it would spill on the floor. Before I was even dressed she was spraying cleaning all over everything and wiping up. Ohh and she hates feet so you can't take your socks off. For this price I won't repeat LOL https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/w...rself/26703756.

So you paid $500 for that experience? No wonder why prices are out of control.

[Tuwan Jatum]

I've never been kicked out a spa because I rubbed their leg. If they don't want you to touch them they will stand back out of position to touch them, but if they stand very close to the table and bump into your hanging arms occasionally, just go for it! And if you are just lying there fully exposed and they don't cover you back up again, just point at it and ask for a HE. In all the Thai spas that I've been to in Farmington Hills only once did I get something without making the first move. Don't be timid!

I appreciate the feedback. I should be less timid for sure.

[Pookie586]

I was in the area and set up and appt with Bri. Condo was nice. She was beautiful that's where the fun stopped. She is a very very very weird clean freak. My whole body had to be basically sanitized with alcohol. I am a very clean. Guy. She put down paper towels on her massage table instead of a sheet ok. Then once I laid down. Sprayed with alcohol some more and wiped off. Mind you I just showered. Then has me stand up. Typical check. Grab her ass. She grabs me. Then ask what I wanted. I said welp a nice rub and lip service. She said ohh I don't usually do that but. All covered. And will be 3 bills on top of the 2 bills already laid down. So ok I'll pony up for a good time. Massage was good. , Her body was all over me. About 30 min in she flips me. Puts on cover has me stand up and the CBJ was good. But she was done and asked if I finished in 5 to 10 min. I said no. She got frustrated. So I finished my self. And she started freaking out that it would spill on the floor. Before I was even dressed she was spraying cleaning all over everything and wiping up. Ohh and she hates feet so you can't take your socks off. For this price I won't repeat LOL https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/w...rself/26703756.

[Shoeless1951]

Is that the move? I never intentionally touch the woman in fear that they will freak and kick me out. The HE just always seems to happen in those types of situations.

I've never been kicked out a spa because I rubbed their leg. If they don't want you to touch them they will stand back out of position to touch them, but if they stand very close to the table and bump into your hanging arms occasionally, just go for it! And if you are just lying there fully exposed and they don't cover you back up again, just point at it and ask for a HE. In all the Thai spas that I've been to in Farmington Hills only once did I get something without making the first move. Don't be timid!

[GoodTimer88]

Just trying to find out a decent provider can be AMP or non- with super tease. Not interested in FS but a HE is must. CBJ can be a plus however not important.

Main criteria is super teasing and a good release post a decent massage with a clean place. I know it's a lot to ask. For sure there are many of us looking for the same.

Natasha at Novi used to be my fav. Comms and scheduling is a challenge so looking for a go to place without any hassles. Feel free to add in or PM.

Downriver Nuru fits most of your criteria. Ask for Lingam massage. Same price as AMP. Long slow tease. Not at all hot provider.

https://downrivernuru.wixsite.com/downriver-nuru

[Shoeless1951]

See title.

I was looking for something more specific than just Asian!

[HeeJunk]

Well. I speak Korean, so there's that. Last time I stopped in Toledo on the way through, I freaked them out a little bit because they weren't expecting it from a giant white dude and they probably like talking in private.

Regardless they all understand hand signals:

Hand moving up and down.

Or Touch their mouth.

Or Touch vag and say "boom boom".

And they all understand increments of $20.

[Tuwan Jatum]

One simple question. Did you rub her leg?

Is that the move? I never intentionally touch the woman in fear that they will freak and kick me out. The HE just always seems to happen in those types of situations.

[HouseOfCards]

Chinese I believe. Can't believe it matters tho.

Well. I speak Korean, so there's that. Last time I stopped in Toledo on the way through, I freaked them out a little bit because they weren't expecting it from a giant white dude and they probably like talking in private.

[PanicKachan]

Just trying to find out a decent provider can be AMP or non- with super tease. Not interested in FS but a HE is must. CBJ can be a plus however not important.

Main criteria is super teasing and a good release post a decent massage with a clean place. I know it's a lot to ask. For sure there are many of us looking for the same.

Natasha at Novi used to be my fav. Comms and scheduling is a challenge so looking for a go to place without any hassles. Feel free to add in or PM.