Strip Club Reports

**Rithro** · 09-12-23 13:33

Originally Posted by RayLatoole [View Original Post]

A Sterile waste product. Isn't that an oxymoron?

"Sterility" refers to the absence of microorganisms. Normal urine lacks bacteria, yeast, or fungi. Therefore it is indeed a "sterile" waste product (unlike stool! However, its composition is such that it can make you sick if you drink it. From the web: "Urine is mostly water (95% The rest is urea (2% creatinine (0.1% uric acid (0.03% And other ions and molecules in lesser amounts."

If you have microorganisms in your urine, then it is not sterile. Instead, you have a urinary tract infection. Women are more prone to them than men, as the urethra is much shorter.

**NorthVille** · 09-12-23 11:47

Hi There,

Planning to visit Strip Club 30 min radius from Novi area during afternoon hours 3 to 5 pm. Anyone has any info which club should go during the day time?

Visited Flight CLub last Sunday night. Girls were little expensive.

Thanks in advance.

**RayLatoole** · 09-12-23 08:25

Originally Posted by TeeTime69 [View Original Post]

Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.

A Sterile waste product. Isn't that an oxymoron?

**Rg0794** · 09-11-23 23:17

Originally Posted by JackOfClubs [View Original Post]

She is usually there Wed-Thurs Fri dayshift, just so you know she has huge fake titties and one HUGE fake ass so she is pretty hard to miss.

I'm confident her chest is real but I wasn't sure about the ass, it felt super soft but it looked way too perfect to be natural I asked her it it was real nad of course she said yes LOL. Honestly Top 5 nicest asses I've ever seen in person. She's super laid back with braces and a cute European accent.

**TrollMahn** · 09-10-23 08:26

Originally Posted by TeeTime69 [View Original Post]

Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.

I don't think the issue is how sterile or not urine is; the issue is most often the smell.

I have never experienced squirting or GS play, but I do know it's pretty niche.

Those that are into the fetish also tend to be picky about diet as it impacts the smell and potency. If she smokes or consumes high oxalate things, it will be more pungent, which is a turn off for normal guys, especially since most don't properly hydrate, concentrating it further.

**WinterKnight** · 09-10-23 00:19

Originally Posted by TeeTime69 [View Original Post]

Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.

Sterile urine is a myth. I admit to believing this rumor until I confirmed it was false.

**Sid63** · 09-09-23 22:03

Originally Posted by TeeTime69 [View Original Post]

Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.

That's a crock. Either way, who cares? It's ammonia, water, and countless other waste chemicals. Disgusting and should not be ingested. It's one thing if it happens by accident but this is not a healthy lifestyle.

**TeeTime69** · 09-09-23 18:46

Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.

Originally Posted by EatonBeaver [View Original Post]

Learned this myself the hard way. Choked it down while tearing up and went back to licking. She was really enjoying it and I didn't want to spoil the mood. I knew then that anyone that said it isn't piss is full of shit. Never again.

**Chimil Detin** · 09-09-23 18:19

Originally Posted by MSmithy [View Original Post]

Baby wipes. Just saying. Cleaner than the bathroom would be my guess.

Real pros always carry baby wipes on them. They're usually the very first thing they reach for after activities are finished. If they're polite, they offer you one as well.

**ProjectCastor** · 09-09-23 11:43

Visited Landing Strip on the Tuesday after Labor Day. Not surprisingly it was pretty quiet. Very few customers in the place but I'd say the lineup was decent. Dancers I noticed included:

- Layla, a cute, busty African-American with a killer smile.

- Mariah, long black hair, mixed (once again, she was occupied during my visit.

- Spicy, short, busty Filipino who is there every time I am.

- Violet- she is well-known to the board.

- Aria, tall, white, dirty blonde, fairly plain looking in my opinion.

- Emma, beautiful, white, skinny blonde.

- Lilana, hispanic, long dirty blonde / light brunette hair- was looking very fit today.

Went with Layla and had a good time (everything covered) for $$.

**TomSmith26** · 09-08-23 14:07

Originally Posted by CaseyX [View Original Post]

One thing I forgot to mention in my trip report last week was the valet at Landing Strip. Now it's no surprise that they insist on valet. That's been well documented here. But what really threw me was when the valet guy said "you're good to go" without giving me a ticket. I had to insist and then he went inside to get me a ticket. Now maybe this isn't a scam. Maybe they are just really good at remembering who came in with what car. But there's no way that I'm giving up my vehicle without receiving something in return proving that that I did. Especially when it's a rental car that has nothing in it that shows that it's mine. This left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth (which fortunately the girls made me forget about).

I'm not looking to start another thread ranting about valet parking here. But I thought this was worth mentioning. Ask for a ticket.

And he wanted a tip after I waited for him to both take my car and get my car.

**Eaton Beaver** · 09-08-23 10:15

Originally Posted by Wolf24 [View Original Post]

Had some free time yesterday before the game, so I decided to make a trip to Silver Criket and see myself what's all this hype around this girl lately. Was there around 4 pm, place was dead with 4 or 5 costumers and maybe 5-6 dancers (all black except Sandra). She is beautiful with a great body as described but here is my concern.

I must have been there for 1 or 2 hr and even with so few costumers in the club she probably went to the VIP with 3 or 4 people back to back and never once did I see her go to the bathroom for refreshing or just clean up. Was wondering how her personal hygiene is.

Get in line and find out. If that bothers you, this may not be the hobby for you. FWIW: Never ran across a clean pussy that tasted salty LMAO!

**Eaton Beaver** · 09-08-23 10:11

Originally Posted by WinterKnight [View Original Post]

Not "could be" it is definitely. That's why I close my mouth and spit out whatever got in.

Learned this myself the hard way. Choked it down while tearing up and went back to licking. She was really enjoying it and I didn't want to spoil the mood. I knew then that anyone that said it isn't piss is full of shit. Never again.

**MSmithy** · 09-08-23 09:59

Originally Posted by Wolf24 [View Original Post]

Had some free time yesterday before the game, so I decided to make a trip to Silver Criket and see myself what's all this hype around this girl lately. Was there around 4 pm, place was dead with 4 or 5 costumers and maybe 5-6 dancers (all black except Sandra). She is beautiful with a great body as described but here is my concern.

I must have been there for 1 or 2 hr and even with so few costumers in the club she probably went to the VIP with 3 or 4 people back to back and never once did I see her go to the bathroom for refreshing or just clean up. Was wondering how her personal hygiene is.

Baby wipes. Just saying. Cleaner than the bathroom would be my guess.

**BobbieBoucher** · 09-08-23 08:39

After striking out at Henry's scooted over to SC about 5 pm. Had more dancers there about 7 only a couple white dancers. I didn't notice the famous Sandra (she was probably in the back with one of you mongers). I did get to experience the infamous Chloe though. She planted next to me before I could even order a drink. Do you want a dance? No. Do you want to buy me a drink? No. Do you want to tip me? For what? To leave? She eventually got the hint and left. I ended up with a cute AA "Zoe" for a good albeit a little rushed session. I'll have to come back later to see what all the hype is about this Sandra chick. Stay safe bros.

Bobbie.