Strip Club Reports

[WinterKnight]

Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.

Sterile urine is a myth. I admit to believing this rumor until I confirmed it was false.

[Sid63]

Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.

That's a crock. Either way, who cares? It's ammonia, water, and countless other waste chemicals. Disgusting and should not be ingested. It's one thing if it happens by accident but this is not a healthy lifestyle.

[TeeTime69]

Piss is sterile before it leaves the body. Assuming the squirter is in good health.

Learned this myself the hard way. Choked it down while tearing up and went back to licking. She was really enjoying it and I didn't want to spoil the mood. I knew then that anyone that said it isn't piss is full of shit. Never again.

[Chimil Detin]

Baby wipes. Just saying. Cleaner than the bathroom would be my guess.

Real pros always carry baby wipes on them. They're usually the very first thing they reach for after activities are finished. If they're polite, they offer you one as well.

[ProjectCastor]

Visited Landing Strip on the Tuesday after Labor Day. Not surprisingly it was pretty quiet. Very few customers in the place but I'd say the lineup was decent. Dancers I noticed included:

- Layla, a cute, busty African-American with a killer smile.

- Mariah, long black hair, mixed (once again, she was occupied during my visit.

- Spicy, short, busty Filipino who is there every time I am.

- Violet- she is well-known to the board.

- Aria, tall, white, dirty blonde, fairly plain looking in my opinion.

- Emma, beautiful, white, skinny blonde.

- Lilana, hispanic, long dirty blonde / light brunette hair- was looking very fit today.

Went with Layla and had a good time (everything covered) for $$.

[TomSmith26]

One thing I forgot to mention in my trip report last week was the valet at Landing Strip. Now it's no surprise that they insist on valet. That's been well documented here. But what really threw me was when the valet guy said "you're good to go" without giving me a ticket. I had to insist and then he went inside to get me a ticket. Now maybe this isn't a scam. Maybe they are just really good at remembering who came in with what car. But there's no way that I'm giving up my vehicle without receiving something in return proving that that I did. Especially when it's a rental car that has nothing in it that shows that it's mine. This left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth (which fortunately the girls made me forget about).

I'm not looking to start another thread ranting about valet parking here. But I thought this was worth mentioning. Ask for a ticket.

And he wanted a tip after I waited for him to both take my car and get my car.

[Eaton Beaver]

Had some free time yesterday before the game, so I decided to make a trip to Silver Criket and see myself what's all this hype around this girl lately. Was there around 4 pm, place was dead with 4 or 5 costumers and maybe 5-6 dancers (all black except Sandra). She is beautiful with a great body as described but here is my concern.

I must have been there for 1 or 2 hr and even with so few costumers in the club she probably went to the VIP with 3 or 4 people back to back and never once did I see her go to the bathroom for refreshing or just clean up. Was wondering how her personal hygiene is.

Get in line and find out. If that bothers you, this may not be the hobby for you. FWIW: Never ran across a clean pussy that tasted salty LMAO!

[Eaton Beaver]

Not "could be" it is definitely. That's why I close my mouth and spit out whatever got in.

Learned this myself the hard way. Choked it down while tearing up and went back to licking. She was really enjoying it and I didn't want to spoil the mood. I knew then that anyone that said it isn't piss is full of shit. Never again.

[MSmithy]

Had some free time yesterday before the game, so I decided to make a trip to Silver Criket and see myself what's all this hype around this girl lately. Was there around 4 pm, place was dead with 4 or 5 costumers and maybe 5-6 dancers (all black except Sandra). She is beautiful with a great body as described but here is my concern.

I must have been there for 1 or 2 hr and even with so few costumers in the club she probably went to the VIP with 3 or 4 people back to back and never once did I see her go to the bathroom for refreshing or just clean up. Was wondering how her personal hygiene is.

Baby wipes. Just saying. Cleaner than the bathroom would be my guess.

[BobbieBoucher]

After striking out at Henry's scooted over to SC about 5 pm. Had more dancers there about 7 only a couple white dancers. I didn't notice the famous Sandra (she was probably in the back with one of you mongers). I did get to experience the infamous Chloe though. She planted next to me before I could even order a drink. Do you want a dance? No. Do you want to buy me a drink? No. Do you want to tip me? For what? To leave? She eventually got the hint and left. I ended up with a cute AA "Zoe" for a good albeit a little rushed session. I'll have to come back later to see what all the hype is about this Sandra chick. Stay safe bros.

Bobbie.

[Wolf24]

Had some free time yesterday before the game, so I decided to make a trip to Silver Criket and see myself what's all this hype around this girl lately. Was there around 4 pm, place was dead with 4 or 5 costumers and maybe 5-6 dancers (all black except Sandra). She is beautiful with a great body as described but here is my concern.

I must have been there for 1 or 2 hr and even with so few costumers in the club she probably went to the VIP with 3 or 4 people back to back and never once did I see her go to the bathroom for refreshing or just clean up. Was wondering how her personal hygiene is.

[WinterKnight]

You know that mouthful that you got could be pee?

Not "could be" — it is definitely. That's why I close my mouth and spit out whatever got in.

[WinterKnight]

Sandra is divine and highly recommended. Can't speak to her caboose, but I'd wager a good bit that her boobs are all natural. Bonus that her abs are nice and tight.

She frequents the gym.

[Member #7197]

Sandra is divine and highly recommended. Can't speak to her caboose, but I'd wager a good bit that her boobs are all natural. Bonus that her abs are nice and tight.

Having spent a good amount of time with that immaculate breasts I can say they are natural. Also she does have a mighty fine heiny, but I certainly would say it was massive nor fake.

[Rithro]

She is usually there Wed-Thurs Fri dayshift, just so you know she has huge fake titties and one HUGE fake ass so she is pretty hard to miss.

Sandra is divine and highly recommended. Can't speak to her caboose, but I'd wager a good bit that her boobs are all natural. Bonus that her abs are nice and tight.