Humaniplex

[James D 2004]

Her picture is too good so I ventured into this Colombian crew to find out the truth. At the parking lot, I saw a tall Brazilian model in a shining gold dress walking past as if going to get breakfast before starting work with me. I checked Yvette's photos again. Of course, I was dreaming but reasonable given that she charges $250 for half.

This is my fav hotel right out of the freeway on the first right. You can go left into the rooms without walking past anybody. You also don't need to pass the reception on the right. The rooms are not there but you can get the lift not far inside the corridor to get to the rooms on the 2nd floor. You can use the back doors to get out into the parking lot directly.

The pictures are 100% hers but the feel is very different. Same face as if she didn't age a bit if the pictures aren't recent Big chest, big ass, and small waist as in the pictures. But in real life, she looks thick and short. But I'm not surprised if it's her in the pictures taken this month. Probably not. It's not photoshopping.

She has a pair of fully inflated chests. Still, it could be real given the slight stretch marks near the light areola. I love her ass. Big and firm. It smell clean so I kissed her ass. She was uneasy when I went deeper but that's my limit.

No DFK, decent BBBJ.

Her condom was too small for me but I didn't feel it at first. She was a bit tight for her size. When I was fucking her, she moaned lightly like she is being abused, trying to be compliant while wishing it to go away.

Recommended if you like the body type. That's the recommendation I got before I went in. But I'd rather sneak into my neighbors' apartments in Costa Mesa and tutor their cute daughters.

[James D 2004]

Does anyone know why sometimes the girl won't directly roll the condom on the guy but hand the condom to the guy to roll on themselves?

Honestly, it's safer to do it myself than let anybody else do it. So girls don't think they are good at it and don't think it's important.

Nails. It's clumsy if they have over an inch of nails. Some have 3 inches and can't do a handjob properly.

If they brought the wrong size condoms they know it would be bad, either from the last guy or from their judgment of the current size.

That happened to me today. She stretched the condom to put it on. I still felt squeezed after I pulled out. Should have brought my own but often I don't because the majority use the same condoms.

[TheSkinnyPete]

Does anyone know why sometimes the girl won't directly roll the condom on the guy but hand the condom to the guy to roll on themselves?

That's the clue she's okay with BBFS if you ask. Of course for an extra tip.

[Hulung]

Body 10.

Face 7 (appears to be closer to 40 based on her wrinkles).

Pussy 10 (tight and small).

Ass 10.

Legs 10.

Feet 10.

Age looks like 37.

Kiss (doesn't like to).

Folks BBFS at no extra charge. Seems to me like she's in need for money. Show her the paperwork.

Repeat: No.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/KIRA

Princessjasmyn is not KIRA, and neither Jasmyn nor Kira are part of the Enclave no-face in album pics group. Jasmyn has been reviewed here many times before, including myself. I have BBFS her under her previous handles, and that profile is still active. However, it received a negative rating from a very high level Hx dude, and instead of constantly having to answer questions, prob just decided to create this latest account. You can sign up for a new handle with a $25 Target gift card, but tattoos don't lie, and they are almost like DNA matching or fingerprinting.

Glad she finally posted a ton of ass pics. Always posting pics of her new massive boobs. Yeah those things are amazing and hot, but her ass is under-rated. That girl has the most perfect bubble butt and I truly enjoyed doing doggie and squeezing them while she was using her purty mouth to pleasure and calm down my very angry cock.

[JohnSmith21]

Does anyone know why sometimes the girl won't directly roll the condom on the guy but hand the condom to the guy to roll on themselves?

I think it's because some honestly aren't good at it. LOL.

[Ace McNasty]

Funsized's early pictures still haunts me. Carmella is a bit old and shows no pictures.

Her old pics haunt me too. I was one of the first to see her in December 2019. She had few tats back then, see pics below. Her whole body is covered in tats now. I still bang her because her body is perfect to me, and now she has large fake boobs. Tats don't bother me unless it's on their butt cheeks. I can't get on board with that. I like looking at perfect little bubble butts as I am pounding them doggie style. The ink just detracts the admiration away.

[Pineapples1]

Does anyone know why sometimes the girl won't directly roll the condom on the guy but hand the condom to the guy to roll on themselves?

[Tjinla2001]

Funny, as I just noticed this wannabe scientist / pimp started this on a thread moderated by Baldy Cruiser.

Baldy likes them young, black & tight. He's still here. I promise you that.

[SuelyBrah]

With no disrespect intended to you, but in my book. Who cares. LOLOLOL. Maybe she did, maybe she didn't forget to get wraps. BOTTOM LINE is that if she is offering it, she's willing. (Duh).

LOL None taken. It was just sort of sus when she offered it. If other guys here had the same experience, maybe it's just a common thing.

[James D 2004]

Interesting points there. I think there's some truth to that.

Now I got a question for you. What if a guy saw a pretty good looking provider for the first time. She's pretty young. In the middle of it, she said oh she rand out of condoms and offer him BBFS for the initial rate of 100 for a qv. What you think is going on?

Never mind. Just PM me how to find her. I might still put on the cover, or I bring a bottle of Dettol for vaginas.

[GuysTT2]

Interesting points there. I think there's some truth to that.

Now I got a question for you. What if a guy saw a pretty good looking provider for the first time. She's pretty young. In the middle of it, she said oh she rand out of condoms and offer him BBFS for the initial rate of 100 for a qv. What you think is going on?

With no disrespect intended to you, but in my book. Who cares. LOLOLOL. Maybe she did, maybe she didn't forget to get wraps. BOTTOM LINE is that if she is offering it, she's willing. (Duh).

[SuelyBrah]

If the BBFS price was only +100, it would be on her menu. If you want to fuck a girl BBFS off-menu or really get any extras, your options are:

1. be hot (only works sometimes).

2. be a regular & make an effort to get her to like you over a number of visits before you ask.

3. be prepared to spend a lot of money, yeah probably something like +400 or maybe more.

I'm relatively good looking but not Chad tier. I asked one of my Enclave ATFs who I thought I had good chemistry with & had her private number, just out of curiosity what her BBFS price was. I wasn't even intending to do BBFS, I was just curious what her full menu was since I asked her her menu and she was like "pretty much anything, just not anal". She got offended & threw a fit, didn't see me, and said at least $1,000. I could tell she wanted me to say sorry by offering her more money to come over, but I don't play that game so she hasn't seen me since. LOL. It's a tug of war where the girl thinks "if you like me you should pay more" while I think "if you like me you should charge less".

Interesting points there. I think there's some truth to that.

Now I got a question for you. What if a guy saw a pretty good looking provider for the first time. She's pretty young. In the middle of it, she said oh she rand out of condoms and offer him BBFS for the initial rate of 100 for a qv. What you think is going on?

[Taws6]

Don't make statements about the law when you clearly don't know what you're talking about. Paying a prostitute is 100% legal if it is being recorded. Period. Thanks to the 1st Amendment. The guy you're replying to is correct.

You are referring to federal record keeping laws, 18 USA Code 2257, which do not apply unless the recording is "shipped in interstate or foreign commerce", which would not apply outside of a commercial porn operation. Even that only requires that you write down the woman's "name and date of birth" from an unspecified "identification document". The girl could show you a school I'd & you could write it on a napkin. Also the length of time you must keep the records if 7 years. And again, unless you're running a commercial operation in interstate commerce, none of this applies.

So literally everything you wrote in your comment is wrong. Which means you didn't know anything about the subject & just made it all up based on some fantasy you had in your head. Knock that off.

Pretty bold statements, you make, If I'm so wrong, then tell me what the case law is for the AVERAGE John (or trick) to avoid penalty by after the fact claiming 1st amendment rights. (no prior written agreement for filming).

To escape prosecution on prostitution, you would need to have written agreements ahead of time, but go ahead, prove me wrong, I'll freely admit it if you can demonstrate it, I'm generally curious why every tom dick and harry can't escape charges by simply saying, oh officer I'm not paying for sex, I'm paying for 1st amendment reasons. See she's an "actress" and this is for my own personal later enjoyment (not interstate commerce).

I'm sure you could set a number of people's minds at ease here, seems like a great loophole, help us all out.

Go ahead, I'll wait.

[Novi15]

You are joking right? HX is like spinner ebony universe. There is so much to choose from. Shoot I could spam this forum with so many reviews because I am totally addicted to anorexic ebony. I am rotating 4 of them right now. A stable regular is Carmella of course. This girl barely weighs 100 pounds, and most of that is due to her brand new massive fake titties. She can really deepthroat your cock. I mean I could feel the head slamming against the back of her throat--and no gag!

What I love about spinners is you can really spin them around your dick during CG without having to pull out, and do a 360 degree merry go round the dick maneuver ha ha ha. If I feel like it, maybe will post reviews of my other Nubian babies but for now, here is Mella's Hx link:

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/FunsizedMella

Hey man, I meant to say Asian American, but understand that AA is known primarily something else. I will probably have to check out Melia. Any spinners at this point that are American, will do.

[PewpHead]

It's like marrying 3 wives, lets say they come over and you get sick of that pussy after 2 month, are you just going to "fire" them? Girl goes to the cops and exposes your scheme, claiming she was trafficked and abused by a false job, she keeps her visa and you are the one getting fucked. Huge Heffener kept all his girls in check because he essentially controlled all aspects of their lives. No socializing, no gf outside the mansion, no bf. Basically anything that could lead them astray. Just sounds like a big pain in the ass. You are better off finding sugarbabies and just keep them on a monthly retainer.

So I fucked this Kgirl a long time ago who I had great chemistry with, to the point where she gave me all her contact info & had me come over as her last appointment free & hang out with her. Not saying this to brag, but to say she was clearly looking to groom a husband. She didn't keep up contact once she went back to Korea. Shame for her, too, because she had me damn close to hooked. She was hot as fuck & had natural DDs.

Years later she contacts me out of the blue. So she needs a divorce lawyer. She went back to korea & met an American client there, viet guy, who married her. Their arrangement was that he'd give her a $1,500/ mo allowance. Well that pussy got stale & now he wanted to cut her to $500/ mo. Her response was to get a divorce & hit me up immediately looking to jump saddles. I was like, fuck yeah, we made plans to date.

HUGE difference seeing her in the bright daylight. 1st of all, she wasn't nearly as hot as I'd remembered. She was actually just a super plain & average generic korean looking girl. The dark lighting of the Khouse & her having lots of makeup boosted her immensely. Also she showed up to our date not wearing makeup which. Bold strategy cotton. She didn't dress like she was trying to get fucked, either. Apparently she'd acclimated to wifey mode & had stopped even trying to look hot. At least she hadn't gained weight.

Basically she wanted me to take over the $1,500/ mo & she'd be mine. I asked about sexual frequency & she said her husband used to fuck her constantly but it dropped over time & wasn't much anymore. I asked if she was down to get me off 3-5 x a week indefinitely & she said yes. I asked if she was okay with wearing makeup every day & she said yes.

2nd date she showed up wearing makeup (took the hint) so we went back to my place to fuck. Her tits were still great, but overall she wasn't the girl I'd remembered & now I knew she'd get lazy over time. So the $1,500 was not worth it. When she realized I wasn't going to pick up the tab, she decided not to get divorced.