Massage Parlor Reports

**Thenewmann** · 06-04-08 20:44

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills

Well, glad to hear you RTFF and tried to guess about Mike Ono's. Since you were incorrect (as stated - no upstairs), perhaps you'll get more slack as a contributing newbie given that your first post was an actual review, if you tell us where you went.

Mr. S

It is a place called B******* H*******.

I have heard that Mike Ono's referred to as Kim's. I called the Kim's that I know about (near but not on Backlick Rd) and assumed it was a legit place due to the conversation I had.

If anyone wants to clue me in to the location of Mike Ono's. It would be much appreciated.

**MrSunnyHills** · 06-04-08 17:47

Would you rather have reviews of independent Nova massage tech's (not FS) in this thread, general, or escorts? I have a couple of reports.

**MrSunnyHills** · 06-04-08 17:46

Well, glad to hear you RTFF and tried to guess about Mike Ono's. Since you were incorrect (as stated - no upstairs), perhaps you'll get more slack as a contributing newbie given that your first post was an actual review, if you tell us where you went.

Mr. S

Originally Posted by Thenewmann

Was intrigued by the talk of Mike Ono's old place. Did some digging and figured out where it is (I believe) and drove over.

Rang the bell and was greeted by Candy. Answered the "Have you been here before? " with a No (I am always truthful). Led upstairs, requested one hour and paid the house fee.

Candy pointed me towards the shower and said to go ahead and take a shower. This confused me a little as I was expecting a TS. Possibly since I said I had not been there before she was being cautious? Gave myself a shower (disappointing) and then Candy had me sit in the sauna for a couple of minutes. Before the shower I pulled out her tip and laid it on the table (I think this saved the session).

Massage started with some nice stretching and neck work. I thought the massage was really good. Flipped over and she continued the massage. After finishing with my legs she started with the light NOVA touch and a nice hand release. Cleaned me up and continued to with a shoulder and head massage until time was up.

A pleasant afternoon. Candy was cute and personable and allowed some light roaming during the HJ.

**Pilot Aviator** · 06-04-08 16:42

Not sure where you newmann went, but definitely NOT old Mike's place.

Not sure who McLuvin is.- but to the best of my recollection, there has not been a "Mai" at Mike's for over 9 months. Perhaps I am over cautions of FNG (friendly new guy) posterings.

ALWAYS be nice to the ladies

Originally Posted by Thenewmann

Was intrigued by the talk of Mike Ono's old place. Did some digging and figured out where it is (I believe) and drove over.

A pleasant afternoon. Candy was cute and personable and allowed some light roaming during the HJ.

**Any Mouse** · 06-04-08 14:56

Originally Posted by Thenewmann

Was intrigued by the talk of Mike Ono's old place. Did some digging and figured out where it is (I believe) and drove over.

Nope, you missed it. Down stairs, not up

**BigGuyXXL** · 06-04-08 13:42

Hi All,

I was out in the Backlick area and decided to try them out. Arrived and was greeted by a nice young lady. She took my donation. 8 and showed me where the stand up shower was. Bummer as I love a good TS.

I took a self-directed shower and returned to my room. I drew Linda as my technician. She seemed to be mid 30’s with a decent body – medium build with 36C’s I’d guess – face wasn’t the best but not scary either. She gave a credible massage and on the flip asked if my ‘friend’ would like a massagie. Of course I replied and she skipped over and locked the door. She gave my friend some one-on-one attention with her tongue prior to delivering the standard NOVA finish – which was followed by some hot towels to clean up. Free roaming was allowed and encouraged.

The part that I really like was she completed our hour together with the rest of my frontal massage: legs, chest, head and feet. It was like relaxing after relaxing. Perfect. I left a standard tip to which she was grateful.

I am sure I’ll go back again and see who else is working.

**Not Jones** · 06-04-08 10:20

I when to Nothern VA yesterday and desided to try a place from CL called GS. The sweet young (19-21) girl "M" meet me at the door lead me to the bedroom and we both got cumfortable. the massage was just ok(5-5.5) but on the flip she oiled me up and then oiled her ass and told me to more it around I thought Thats a First. She then got on the table with me and whe said you can do anything but pen. Over and over again whe rubbed me around and inside the lips but would not take it in. but when I got to the finish she asked me to give it porn style on her ass. For $95 it was well worth it will visit again.

**Mcluvin** · 06-03-08 20:42

This is my first post. However I've been to quite a few place but just been to lazy to post. I've finally found a good reason to post. I went to Mike Ono's and was taken care of by Mai and then I was hooked. I visited a couple more times but around late April I guess she moved. I've ask Angie where but like any good entrepreneur she wants to keep clients and won't say where. So now I have to use you guys, do any of you know where she went?

**Pattayadiver** · 06-03-08 20:30

Well I finally made it down to Mike's place, haha. They were busy and the first two names I asked for were busy. I tried asking mom if she would give me a massage. She is so friendly. She reccommended Lisa, I said ok. Lisa was great, not the best looking therapist I have ever had, but not the worst by far. She gave an excelent TS then back to the room to finish getting dry. Her massage skills were outstanding, I almost wished I would not get told to flip, ok not really. Great nova finish with roaming. I can't wait to go back. Thanks again for the help.

Stay safe out there
CS

**Thenewmann** · 06-03-08 17:52

Was intrigued by the talk of Mike Ono's old place. Did some digging and figured out where it is (I believe) and drove over.

Rang the bell and was greeted by Candy. Answered the "Have you been here before? " with a No (I am always truthful). Led upstairs, requested one hour and paid the house fee.

Candy pointed me towards the shower and said to go ahead and take a shower. This confused me a little as I was expecting a TS. Possibly since I said I had not been there before she was being cautious? Gave myself a shower (disappointing) and then Candy had me sit in the sauna for a couple of minutes. Before the shower I pulled out her tip and laid it on the table (I think this saved the session).

Massage started with some nice stretching and neck work. I thought the massage was really good. Flipped over and she continued the massage. After finishing with my legs she started with the light NOVA touch and a nice hand release. Cleaned me up and continued to with a shoulder and head massage until time was up.

A pleasant afternoon. Candy was cute and personable and allowed some light roaming during the HJ.

**Firmwearnova** · 06-03-08 00:16

Contrary to previous reports, Kandi was still at SKO tonight. Watermelon nips as protrusive as ever apparently. LOL Gave nice TS with plenty of attention to sensitive parts. Back to room for an fine backrub, but not as thorough as Barbie. Very focused massage on the flip. Moonview's previous report is very accurate about long hair and long other things. Definitely worth asking for her.

**Stone101** · 06-02-08 14:14

Stopped by Tea Tree this afternoon.

Diane is gone.

Anyone one know where she's landed?

**Slevin Kelevra** · 06-02-08 09:28

Went to SKO yesterday for the first time. Myself and 2 other friends were coming back from a trip down Route 1 so decided to stop in for a quick massage. My one friend had June and said she was unbelievable. My other friend had a provider but didnt know her name. She climbed up on him and got a better the standard NoVa finish.

I had Candy and I was pretty happy. We only had time for half an hour, but she made it enjoyable. Started off with a little happy play in the room the headed off for a pretty good ts. She lead me back to the room for about 10 minutes of massage on my back (only had 30 minutes) then the flip.

Very good standard NOVA finish but promised more if I come back solo.

**Pilot Aviator** · 06-02-08 00:54

Rather than repeat with one of the therapist's I'd met before, on my most recent visit to ***** (aka Mike Ono's place) I asjed for an appointment with Jennie. I am very happy to have made that appointment. and I am very grateful to some other more experienced Seniors whose comments influenced my request [**THANKS A LOT - owe you a beer!**]

As is customary, I passed a few pleasantries with the MMS who took me to my room, collected the. 8 for the hour and told me to undress to my comfort level (actually it was the assistant MMS as Angie was out when I arrived).

Jeannie arrived a few minutes later – confirmed a TS was wanted – and off we went.

Jennie is likely late 30s, and is the most attractive therapist I’ve met - taller and more slender than some with a nice figure and a very happy smile. Please excuse me if I don’t use for the typical "rating scale" (these ladies are nicer to most of us than perhaps we deserve and in my book that invalidates an impersonal and purely subjective scale). Suffice it to say for this RBAM (red blooded American male), she is "very easy on the eyes, and has a great attitude – friendly, appropriately cautious (she does not want to offend a client) – and a winning smile.

Jeannie understands the temperature of the water and lots of suds make the shower just right – and it was.-- and sometime, I may ask to spend the entire hour just enjoying the back and feet scrub.

Playful slaps and laughs and the TS was over. Stand to dry the back – and return to the room for the massage

Jeannie’s skill with massage is the best I’ve experienced since returning to NoVA and discovering quality AMPs.

Hot towels from neck to ankle followed by 15 minutes of the best deep back and leg work as she walked on my back. Perfect placement of feet released "cracks" and "pops" from back, neck, hips, and joints.

Towels now cool were removed, she dried my back, re-draped (yes, she drapes and like many of us have learned, relax. Don’t worry about it) – being relaxed is a good thing.

Talc (I assume lotion would be an option) and now medium work with her hands. She was able to work just about everything with the deep work when she was walking on my back – but her massage skills on my neck, shoulders, back, and legs now were like magic.

Some creative stretching – I’ve not been so flexed and so flexible in years perhaps – and it was time to turn over. .

Now work on the face, head, abs, knees, feet, etc. And a friendly ending where polite reciprocal touches were permitted – then more massage on the neck. Sit up. Pound some on the back, a little more stretching. And just over an hour later, I’m walking out the door – relaxed and in a better frame of mind.

To find a provider who really understands the power of a good massage is a treat and is worth a big hug and thanks, and nothing less than the full standard gratuity – and in Jeannie's case, perhaps even more generous because she’s really good. <And, if it needs to be said more explicitly- yes, the ending was happy- standard NoVA, but very happy.

I like all the providers I’ve met at ***** – but I will be asking for Jeannie by name for quite some time.

As I left, I chastised the Angie (she was back now) when she told me Jennie had been a member of the therapeutic staff for quite some time. As I left, Angie gave me a hug and said she would remember for next time to schedule me with Jeannie.

Always be nice to the ladies.

**Roamin Roman** · 05-31-08 20:05

Originally Posted by Badboycik

That is an interesting argument but the statute specifically mentions a single visit, "Each and every day such bawdy place shall be. Visited, shall constitute a separate offense. " Also I have never seen a Virginia judge split a hair that finely in favor of a criminal defendant.

I believe what we may be seeing, in the language of the law, is a holdover of an archaic use of the word 'frequent'. In times past, it meant 'visit' and no time span or multiplicity of occurrence attended its use. In other words, a single visit can equate to 'frequenting' a place. One would probably have better luck arguing that the visit was 'for immoral purposes'.-- something that is hard to prove without evidence. All one needs to do is introduce reasonable doubt as to the veracity of the charge.-- "Hey, I was only there because they do a great back-walking technique that is typical of the Orient. " Just my 2 Bahts' worth.