Massage Parlor Reports

**Karscfk** · 09-04-23 22:43

Thus far, I have focused on AMPs. Just wanted to provide a review on a favorite BP advertiser working out of an apartment near Tyson's when she is in town. Kendall is an attractive, sexy woman who provides a very good massage with a great attitude. Nice combination of human friendliness and sensuality. In my experience, she will get naked, but FS is not on the table. Thin, nice bolt ons. She does have a vibrator that she likes that she got out and played with once with me, which was fun. Highly recommend among the independents.

**OldBoomer** · 09-04-23 22:38

Originally Posted by PeninsulaJack [View Original Post]

I've RTF and I'm not seeing any leads, so it's worth the question. Is there any talent (attractive, younger, standard NOVA actually preferred) in DC or near Crystal City, to the extent that I could take the metro? Struggling to find anything. Shirlington Therapy was what I thought might fit but read they're grannies now. Any help is appreciated. DM if necessary. Thanks!

Four Block Walk to Lara, Private Condo. Very good massage. PM if you want more.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/lara-351932

Search Lara for reviews here.

PM if you want more.

**PeninsulaJack** · 09-04-23 21:04

I've RTF and I'm not seeing any leads, so it's worth the question. Is there any talent (attractive, younger, standard NOVA actually preferred) in DC or near Crystal City, to the extent that I could take the metro? Struggling to find anything. Shirlington Therapy was what I thought might fit but read they're grannies now. Any help is appreciated. DM if necessary. Thanks!

**Karscfk** · 09-04-23 19:38

Originally Posted by YoyoSpa [View Original Post]

Nice write ups on the dueling spas in Fairfax. I was recently at Angel but due to some confusion I drew Anna while Linda ran an errand. I've been with her before and agree with you that she's just not all that whereas Linda knows how to bring the magi. I declined and went a couple doors down to PT where I drew Tina. Pleasant looking 40-something with a fit body. All about business and we agreed to CBJ for 120 plus the house fee of 60. But first I made her squeeze in a TS and half decent back rub. The service was OK. Nothing remarkable.

Is there someone else at PT you would recommend instead?

No, they seem to rotate out monthly, and I haven't been there in a month. So I don't think anyone I've seen is still there, unless they are back for another round. There has been a sugar and a happy over the last year that I have liked there, but neither is still there. Sorry I don't have better intel!

**Serpico99** · 09-04-23 16:33

Originally Posted by RoundHead [View Original Post]

Grace told me they open today. Actually nothing to do today so might stop in Forever wellness and let her take care of Jr.

Is Grace now recruiting people to create fake accounts and advertise for her on here? LOL if she was that good, she wouldn't need shills to post fake reviews for her. Smh.

**Paper Guy** · 09-04-23 15:54

Would anyone happen to know if Amy that was at Imperial Therapy surfaced elsewhere? I understand Imperial Therapy has closed, though haven't went to see with my own eyes, the phone number associated with the place is no longer in service. Thanks.

**Drodgers11** · 09-04-23 15:35

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

What a great massage seriously. Finally got a chance to have Linda Massage me and oh boy. She really has some skills and actually knows what she is doing which is a plus. She is such a sweetheart. May Wellness in Fairfax off of Main St. Too bad sunny is no longer that, but she has 2 new girls, Coco and Mimi. They are some jewels to IMHO. This place is very reliable, at least for me it. Has been. I would definitely add them to your list of visit for nice eye candy and massage.

Do they tease plenty during the massage?

**Drodgers11** · 09-04-23 15:02

Went in looking for a great massage because sore from long conference at work. Surprised by the amount of teasing. Convinced me to go an extra 30 min so that she'd do lower body and it was worth it. BUT no HE.

What gets me off is the teasing and the *potential* of extras. At crystal water massage and got that but no HE.

Anything that's semi legit like the masseuse is gradually teasing more and more and then if you beg there's a HJ? That's what I'm into.

**Drodgers11** · 09-04-23 12:10

Went to Crystal Water massage in crystal city for an honest massage (sore AF from a work conference and travel this week), massage was good but surprisingly tons of teasing. She knew what she was doing and kept doing it. Did HH then added extra HH when she kind of implied it'd be focused on lower body and it was. Even on flip lots of teasing right around with the sheet there and kind of just moving it around. Stretching too. That was awesome. But then no extras at the end when I asked (wasn't fully enclosed private rooms so not surprised).

Does anyone know of other places that are like that but do offer HE if you beg? Weirdly this is my favorite type of massage. Ones where it's less "Obviously" a sex operation and more discreet teasing. The teasing is almost better than the HE for me.

I seek: A place that is mostly legit but offers HE only after tons of teasing and if they do Thai stretching that would be awesome. One of the best ways to tease.

**FriendlyTravel** · 09-04-23 03:17

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Went back to Best today and saw Yumi again! She will be here until the 10th and will leave until mid. October and return. She said she is pretty much working everyday and they have not been that busy so your odds are pretty good of getting her. When I went today another MT answered the door, she had blonde hair and a beer belly. I asked for Yumi and she quickly obliged. If Yumi was not there or not available, I would have left. Good luck to all and stay safe!

I'm going to visit best this week. Can you describe yumi and what services she does. Does she do BBBJ or CBJ?

**RoundHead** · 09-04-23 00:19

Grace told me they open today. Actually nothing to do today so might stop in Forever wellness and let her take care of Jr.

**Opus Dog** · 09-03-23 12:09

Does anyone know where Coco from GG in Tysons went? I used to see her regular for the best massage and more. Then one day a few months ago she disappear. Of course, they say she left. I wonder if she went somewhere else? That girl has amazing hands.

**TechnoBroker20** · 09-02-23 16:13

This is a shot in the dark, but I was wondering if anyone knows of a girl that goes by the name of.

Susie in any of the parlors. She might be an MMS by now, but she used to work at Hannah's in Ellicot City.

Would love to find her. She went by the name "Young" in Ellicott City.

**Yoyo Spa** · 09-02-23 13:36

Saw an add for Bubbly Spa along Gallows Rd. I was running an errand nearby so decided to check it out. Greeted at the door by older MMS. Asked her to show me who would be taking care of me. There were a few minutes of Korean in the back until she produced Bibi, granny with too much makeup on her face. She didn't seem too surprised when I politely and promptly led me out the door.

I wonder if GoodOne had better luck?

**VaughnBraun** · 09-02-23 12:33

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

At some point in our existence as a species, some schmuck who fancies himself a philosopher came up with the phrase "The customer is always right". This was an absolutely devastating development in humankind's history as many of our directionless sheep bought into this idea and began behaving as such. As you and I both know though, the customer oftentimes is incorrect. In many cases, the aforementioned customer is also a steamy pile of jackal manure.

A group of pals and I made our way to Sweet Water Tavern for drinks and a delicious dinner last night. This restaurant was a frequent destination of ours pre-pandemic and I would often go to 8303 to attain the full belly, empty testicles euphoria that we all know and love. Since I haven't been there in so long I decide to pay a visit. The door opens and when I look behind it there's a Chinese, late 40's something named Mimi, with absolutely jumbo teddies spilling out of her dress. I recreate the Tiger Woods putt celebration meme in my head but not physically because I'm not a tool. I'm led to the room, pay the house fee and then hit the table. Mimi comes into the room and begins to give me a pretty good massage.

Dang, Frankie!

8303 totally left my memory. I used to go by there pre-Covid for convenience and cost. I did not know it was still in business. Do they advertise? I am sure I lost their number.

Your narrative proves that we should always be nice to the ladies. If I am in Merrifield on business, I will have to see if Mimi is still there.

Thanks for the tale and the new HOF entrant.

Vaughn.