Massage Parlor Reports

[Jinurso]

This place (heads up, the website plays music at you).

https://www.theearthchi.com/

There is some talk that it is affiliated with RL (apartment) because the language they use to advertise is the same, but everything about this place feels loud as hell. Haven't seen a review yet so trying to get some info to see if I feel like checking it out.

If it's actually real, it's probably the most ambitious, and diverse massage parlor I've ever seen. They have an Indian girl there, they claim. It's hard to find an Indian erotic masseuse IN India much less in Chicago.

This place will either become a legend, the biggest disappointment ever, or a sting of epic proportions. Either way, it's going to be in for a wild ride.

[FuckIt216]

I recently relocated to Chicago. I bike a lot, sit a lot, and went to an AMP weekly back in Toronto, where she massaged my glutes (buttocks). I also got a good body wash that scrubbed me well so I came out feeling like a new person. For an hour, the cost is about USD 100. Where can I find something like this in Chicago? Chinatown is close to where I live. As I read about Tokyo, it seems to be an expensive place. Thanks.

King Spa would be my suggestion if no extras are needed.

[IJustN]

Sunkiss Massage on Chicago Ave.

Do they provide any extras? Or just a legit massage place. Saw reviews and one mentioned a table shower but pics seem to just have a regular shower in there.

IJ.

[HappyGardener]

And don't forget, All of them have a doorbell that sticks out like a sore thumb and is almost always a dead giveaway for the type of business it is.

The reason I started getting phone numbers was because the girls told me they unplug the doorbell after hours.

[FellowMonger]

Went to go see Lulu at Ruby per the monger rec below.

Paid for the full VIP and it was a good experience but Judy at Tokyo is better in about every dimension for me.

Lulu is a bit thick but not in an entirely bad way. Tits are probably about C. Rimming wasn't bad. She does get in there for BBBJ which was great and great view during doggy. She gave me a table shower, lot of attention to jr, took me back to the room, very lackluster massage but she seemed like she was trying. It just wasn't good. Then a good BBBJ (not better than Judy), then doggy and mish. Mish view not great I'll be honest.

If you're in the area she's fine, I'd probably just do the 30 min deal for 160 rather than the VIP though.

[GoHomeSmiling]

What place are you talking about?

This place (heads up, the website plays music at you).

https://www.theearthchi.com/

There is some talk that it is affiliated with RL (apartment) because the language they use to advertise is the same, but everything about this place feels loud as hell. Haven't seen a review yet so trying to get some info to see if I feel like checking it out.

[WalkingHard]

I recently relocated to Chicago. I bike a lot, sit a lot, and went to an AMP weekly back in Toronto, where she massaged my glutes (buttocks). I also got a good body wash that scrubbed me well so I came out feeling like a new person. For an hour, the cost is about USD 100. Where can I find something like this in Chicago? Chinatown is close to where I live. As I read about Tokyo, it seems to be an expensive place. Thanks.

Sunkiss Massage on Chicago Ave.

[RichL1234]

these are very specific places run by one guy who answers the phone for all of them. Read the other descriptions that people posted.

Most of the places don't have signs. Most have blacked out windows. Most have an "open" sign and cameras above the door. Often you think its a closed up storefront in a multi unit building.

Most are advertised on Bedpage. There's one around 5600 and Ashland. Lawrence and Elston. Chicago snd Western.

The service varies widely. One girl I saw on Ashland used so much lube I couldnt stay in. Super slippery and loose.
Another time same place I get a super young Chinese girl who rewarded me for killing a millipede on the wall.
Get their phone numbers or whats app and bypass the number. Most of the girls will answer 24/7. Ive made a few post midnight visits.

And don't forget, All of them have a doorbell that sticks out like a sore thumb and is almost always a dead giveaway for the type of business it is.

[Jay23]

I recently relocated to Chicago. I bike a lot, sit a lot, and went to an AMP weekly back in Toronto, where she massaged my glutes (buttocks). I also got a good body wash that scrubbed me well so I came out feeling like a new person. For an hour, the cost is about USD 100. Where can I find something like this in Chicago? Chinatown is close to where I live. As I read about Tokyo, it seems to be an expensive place. Thanks.

[Nowhere500]

I just had a great massage from Linda at 7 Date on Ashland. L1 only, I don't know if more is available. It wasn't the best massage I've ever had but it was definitely good, and erotic. And she's good looking. Not super model but honestly much better looking than I expected. Definitely recommend. $65 for one hour plus $70 tip.

[Nowhere500]

Little bit more recon. Called to get hours and few other details. Asked for price. She said something like 60 half hour, 80 hour. I asked if she meant one sixty. She said no, not one sixty, $60 half hour. FWIW, never have I ever been quoted less than 160 at a 160 place. So maybe they are playing it very close to vest or, ya know, it's maybe a rub and HE.

Also, the entrance to this place is not low key at all. That cool, arty image on their website with the woman in kimono with the red crescent over her head? That's on the fucking front of the building LOL.

What place are you talking about?

[UltimateH56]

Yeah. I miss Tina. My ATF by far. No luck tracking her down but I've gotten hints at Comfort that she's still out there somewhere.

Happened to be around the SW side of the city, off 55, with free time on my hands and decided to do some recon. Seen some recent, scattered reporting on these places or they came up in searches and was curious so I decide to check some out. Mostly on the edge of the city but not Chicago per say. Close enough to the city that I'll post here. Here were my findings:

Sunny Spa in Summit, 74 xx Archer: Recent RM reports talk of BBBJ for a benjy with the most recent describing the MT as late-20's, early-30's and petite and another MT being 40 ish and thick. Popped in and saw the older one. Definitely in her 50's, thick, not attractive with bright BJ red lipstick on. Don't doubt she would BBBJ on the cheap but not for me. Pass.

Cozy Spa on 6 XX LaGrange Rd in LaGrange: New ad campaign under the escort section of bedpage coupled with recent reviews on RM which say everything up to FS available. Ring the doorbell and a MT in her 30's, short one piece dress, C cup, with a nice figure and kinda cute answers. Said her name was Nina or Mia, something like that. Nice body, not skinny and by no means fat, healthy bordering thick. Again, nice figure. Was very, very tempted to stick around but again this was a recon mission. Fought the urge and pressed on. If it's convenient, I would recommend based on what I saw. She looked like fun!

88 Spa on Roosevelt, Westchester: Couple reports on this site saying it's an ok option with the RM reports not good. Pull up, ring and was let in after a minute. Mid-40's provider, vaguely familiar face from somewhere. Nonetheless, not attractive, thick. It was a quick in and out. The reports here say they push for above average tips on L1 so that was an easy pass.

Soleful Massage 76 XX Madison in Forest Park: I haven't seen or read anything on this place but was hoping it had a sliver of potential based on the spa of the same name in Buffalo Grove. Short answer, no. Older MMS so didn't get to see any MTs. Just got the legit vibe and based on the location with no reports going to assume it's legit. For those who have seen MMS at Soleful in BG, OMG, you know what I'm talking about and this place isn't that. It's a pass for me though curious if anyone can report on the actual MTs there.

T H X Spa on Madison, Oak Park: Quick in and out as RM reports it non erotic but I was just up the street. Unattractive MMS / MT and totally legit vibe. Save yourself a drive, Pass.

Comfort Spa on North Ave, Oak Park: Very limited reporting on this place. I actually had been here before and as another monger reviewed, there used to be a MT named Tina here. I had a session with her and it was the same as what was reported here. Cute, mid-30's, nice figure with big Bs. She was attractive. Got a BJ with with DATY. Apparently she's gone now so wanted to check out the lineup based on recent advertising under the escort section of bedpage. The MT who answered during this visit was decently cute. Late 30's, small Cs, thick in a good way and cute. I ended up staying since I had been driving for a while and the testosterone build-up had to be released, haha. Nowhere near the service I had previously received from Tina. Topless HJ at the standard rate with a solid massage, which I actually needed. Passable service. Wouldn't go out of my way to visit again but if you're looking for options in that part of town it's worth a shot.

Hope this helps and if anyone has better insight into these spots feel free to toss them out there.

[DWaits]

these are very specific places run by one guy who answers the phone for all of them. Read the other descriptions that people posted.

Most of the places don't have signs. Most have blacked out windows. Most have an "open" sign and cameras above the door. Often you think its a closed up storefront in a multi unit building.

Most are advertised on Bedpage. There's one around 5600 and Ashland. Lawrence and Elston. Chicago snd Western.

The service varies widely. One girl I saw on Ashland used so much lube I couldnt stay in. Super slippery and loose.
Another time same place I get a super young Chinese girl who rewarded me for killing a millipede on the wall.
Get their phone numbers or whats app and bypass the number. Most of the girls will answer 24/7. Ive made a few post midnight visits.

In my experience, there is one guy who is running these spots. He is not actually at the spot, so if you want to avoid men in the location then you'll be ok.

Do the women live in these spaces? I ask because of HG's comment about getting them 24/7. I assume if you are seeing them late at after the advertised closing time that you are still meeting them at the same locale. Or are you meeting them somewhere else?

I had fun with Angel, who I think is part of the PPS network, but beyond that the body types have been too plain and service just meh. I'm far north in the city so been meaning to try the and Ashland spot.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Little bit more recon. Called to get hours and few other details. Asked for price. She said something like 60 half hour, 80 hour. I asked if she meant one sixty. She said no, not one sixty, $60 half hour. FWIW, never have I ever been quoted less than 160 at a 160 place. So maybe they are playing it very close to vest or, ya know, it's maybe a rub and HE.

Also, the entrance to this place is not low key at all. That cool, arty image on their website with the woman in kimono with the red crescent over her head? That's on the fucking front of the building LOL.

[HappyGardener]

It's the person that runs the parlor, sometimes working at the front desk. If it's a woman it's a mamasan, if it's a man it's a papasan.

these are very specific places run by one guy who answers the phone for all of them. Read the other descriptions that people posted.

Most of the places don't have signs. Most have blacked out windows. Most have an "open" sign and cameras above the door. Often you think it’s a closed up storefront in a multi unit building.

Most are advertised on Bedpage. There's one around 5600 and Ashland. Lawrence and Elston. Chicago snd Western.

The service varies widely. One girl I saw on Ashland used so much lube I couldnt stay in. Super slippery and loose.
Another time same place I get a super young Chinese girl who rewarded me for killing a millipede on the wall.
Get their phone numbers or whats app and bypass the number. Most of the girls will answer 24/7. Ive made a few post midnight visits.