Massage Parlor Reports

**Sosa23** · 09-03-23 18:13

Originally Posted by IJustN [View Original Post]

Do they provide any extras? Or just a legit massage place. Saw reviews and one mentioned a table shower but pics seem to just have a regular shower in there.

IJ.

Sunkiss is where to go for a reasonably good legit massage from a reasonably attractive girl. Table shower is DIY at most, but nothing more.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 09-03-23 17:20

Anyone have a line on thicker, curvier providers? Not like SUPER big but nice hourglass or so? Like hips, thighs and tits?

TIA.

**ConfuciusMan** · 09-03-23 15:53

Originally Posted by IJustN [View Original Post]

Do they provide any extras? Or just a legit massage place. Saw reviews and one mentioned a table shower but pics seem to just have a regular shower in there.

IJ.

They have a table shower. Try out and see if you get lucky. Let us know.

**Ratso100** · 09-03-23 14:10

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

If it's actually real, it's probably the most ambitious, and diverse massage parlor I've ever seen. They have an Indian girl there, they claim. It's hard to find an Indian erotic masseuse IN India much less in Chicago.

This place will either become a legend, the biggest disappointment ever, or a sting of epic proportions. Either way, it's going to be in for a wild ride.

Good luck.

**Jinurso** · 09-03-23 13:52

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

This place (heads up, the website plays music at you).

https://www.theearthchi.com/

There is some talk that it is affiliated with RL (apartment) because the language they use to advertise is the same, but everything about this place feels loud as hell. Haven't seen a review yet so trying to get some info to see if I feel like checking it out.

If it's actually real, it's probably the most ambitious, and diverse massage parlor I've ever seen. They have an Indian girl there, they claim. It's hard to find an Indian erotic masseuse IN India much less in Chicago.

This place will either become a legend, the biggest disappointment ever, or a sting of epic proportions. Either way, it's going to be in for a wild ride.

**FuckIt216** · 09-03-23 11:47

Originally Posted by Jay23 [View Original Post]

I recently relocated to Chicago. I bike a lot, sit a lot, and went to an AMP weekly back in Toronto, where she massaged my glutes (buttocks). I also got a good body wash that scrubbed me well so I came out feeling like a new person. For an hour, the cost is about USD 100. Where can I find something like this in Chicago? Chinatown is close to where I live. As I read about Tokyo, it seems to be an expensive place. Thanks.

King Spa would be my suggestion if no extras are needed.

**IJustN** · 09-03-23 10:21

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

Sunkiss Massage on Chicago Ave.

Do they provide any extras? Or just a legit massage place. Saw reviews and one mentioned a table shower but pics seem to just have a regular shower in there.

IJ.

**HappyGardener** · 09-03-23 08:29

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

And don't forget, All of them have a doorbell that sticks out like a sore thumb and is almost always a dead giveaway for the type of business it is.

The reason I started getting phone numbers was because the girls told me they unplug the doorbell after hours.

**FellowMonger** · 09-03-23 00:03

Went to go see Lulu at Ruby per the monger rec below.

Paid for the full VIP and it was a good experience but Judy at Tokyo is better in about every dimension for me.

Lulu is a bit thick but not in an entirely bad way. Tits are probably about C. Rimming wasn't bad. She does get in there for BBBJ which was great and great view during doggy. She gave me a table shower, lot of attention to jr, took me back to the room, very lackluster massage but she seemed like she was trying. It just wasn't good. Then a good BBBJ (not better than Judy), then doggy and mish. Mish view not great I'll be honest.

If you're in the area she's fine, I'd probably just do the 30 min deal for 160 rather than the VIP though.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 09-02-23 22:15

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

What place are you talking about?

This place (heads up, the website plays music at you).

https://www.theearthchi.com/

There is some talk that it is affiliated with RL (apartment) because the language they use to advertise is the same, but everything about this place feels loud as hell. Haven't seen a review yet so trying to get some info to see if I feel like checking it out.

**WalkingHard** · 09-02-23 21:44

Originally Posted by Jay23 [View Original Post]

I recently relocated to Chicago. I bike a lot, sit a lot, and went to an AMP weekly back in Toronto, where she massaged my glutes (buttocks). I also got a good body wash that scrubbed me well so I came out feeling like a new person. For an hour, the cost is about USD 100. Where can I find something like this in Chicago? Chinatown is close to where I live. As I read about Tokyo, it seems to be an expensive place. Thanks.

Sunkiss Massage on Chicago Ave.

**RichL1234** · 09-02-23 19:47

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

these are very specific places run by one guy who answers the phone for all of them. Read the other descriptions that people posted.

Most of the places don't have signs. Most have blacked out windows. Most have an "open" sign and cameras above the door. Often you think its a closed up storefront in a multi unit building.

Most are advertised on Bedpage. There's one around 5600 and Ashland. Lawrence and Elston. Chicago snd Western.

The service varies widely. One girl I saw on Ashland used so much lube I couldnt stay in. Super slippery and loose.
Another time same place I get a super young Chinese girl who rewarded me for killing a millipede on the wall.
Get their phone numbers or whats app and bypass the number. Most of the girls will answer 24/7. Ive made a few post midnight visits.

And don't forget, All of them have a doorbell that sticks out like a sore thumb and is almost always a dead giveaway for the type of business it is.

**Jay23** · 09-02-23 19:41

I recently relocated to Chicago. I bike a lot, sit a lot, and went to an AMP weekly back in Toronto, where she massaged my glutes (buttocks). I also got a good body wash that scrubbed me well so I came out feeling like a new person. For an hour, the cost is about USD 100. Where can I find something like this in Chicago? Chinatown is close to where I live. As I read about Tokyo, it seems to be an expensive place. Thanks.

**Nowhere500** · 09-02-23 19:37

I just had a great massage from Linda at 7 Date on Ashland. L1 only, I don't know if more is available. It wasn't the best massage I've ever had but it was definitely good, and erotic. And she's good looking. Not super model but honestly much better looking than I expected. Definitely recommend. $65 for one hour plus $70 tip.

**Nowhere500** · 09-02-23 17:33

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Little bit more recon. Called to get hours and few other details. Asked for price. She said something like 60 half hour, 80 hour. I asked if she meant one sixty. She said no, not one sixty, $60 half hour. FWIW, never have I ever been quoted less than 160 at a 160 place. So maybe they are playing it very close to vest or, ya know, it's maybe a rub and HE.

Also, the entrance to this place is not low key at all. That cool, arty image on their website with the woman in kimono with the red crescent over her head? That's on the fucking front of the building LOL.

What place are you talking about?