Massage Parlor Reports

[Sliderin88]

Wellness in downtown is the best if you want to avoid grannies in Vancouver. Go to Portland if you want younger girls.

Thanks man, I've got a couple places I go to and the grannies are great and a couple more that have younger talented younger girls. I don't go out much anymore.

[Amp Guide]

Hi I have noticed a trend lately. Just changing the small towel and leaving the big sheet and the face hole is the same for everyone. Nothing worse then possibly getting a rash or pin worm from an old table covering. Makes one want to take a shower before hand and is a buzz kill thinking about it.

Thoughts guys. Ask for a new washed sheets. Should not be too much to ask.

[Monkeyboy1977]

Most are on hwy 99, started near Hazel Dell, then went south:

Lucky: 3 ladies, met 2, nothing special.

Tranquility: 2 ladies, was not inclined to stay.

Maya: nice lady with pleasant attitude but I was not interested.

Zen: 2 middle aged ladies, pass.

Venus: met an older lady, not interested.

Joy: attractive MILF here, might see her if more interesting ones not available.

Golden Star: 2 older women, pass.

Red Sun near 7-11: one I would rate a 5 looks wise, the other a 6. 5. Both older, maybe a yes for the second one.

Spa Vancouver, just south of Red Sun: pass.

Zen and Red Sun are the worst! The only places I've been creeped out by the grannies plus the boss lady is so abusive. I could hear her yelling while I'm in lobby.

[Monkeyboy1977]

If you find someone you really like, see if you can get their personal number. There are two reasons. First it often makes it easier to schedule at their current location. Second, you can find out where they are.

Most Asian girls change their phone number because they change phones or mongers STEAL their phones. 100% of them use Wechat to communicate with each other and with their boss lady. Add your Mia to your Wechat.

[Monkeyboy1977]

Which if these are the best? I don't have time to go to all them.

Wellness in downtown is the best if you want to avoid grannies in Vancouver. Go to Portland if you want younger girls.

[GrandpaJ]

I heard Lily was at the new place on Sandy and called and made an appointment. She's there and as good as ever. A hard massage, with some skill and was able to work on some knots I had. Her and Leah at Zen are both excellent at the massage. Her extras menu is quite limited, but has most of what I'm looking for. Highly recommend for those of that prioritize the massage, but want a little more.

I went in there around 4 today and had a really strange experience. When I walked in it took awhile for her to come out and when she finally did she was walking with her legs spread way too far apart like she either had something shoved in her pussy or she just shit herself, but I couldn't smell any shit. It was really weird, so I'm a little Leary on that 'limited' menu, she definitely either just got fucked hard or had something stuck in her pussy or ass. I'd like to know what it was, but sadly she was busy and I didn't have time to wait and find out.

[Trumpeter]

I heard Lily was at the new place on Sandy and called and made an appointment. She's there and as good as ever. A hard massage, with some skill and was able to work on some knots I had. Her and Leah at Zen are both excellent at the massage. Her extras menu is quite limited, but has most of what I'm looking for. Highly recommend for those of that prioritize the massage, but want a little more.

[Sliderin88]

Vancouver spa massage and handy only other 3 shops full menu. I believe you have been to Wellness, Grand and the Hwy 99 grannie shops in Vancouver.

Which if these are the best? I don't have time to go to all them.

[SnAppleMgfm]

I should have mentioned the sign in the place said 50/30. I gave her 60 and she kept 10. But there was no further negotiation she just serviced me.
YAH, I had a good time.

Hey man, 100 for a BBBJCIM that sounds like she didn't skimp on sounds great. I'm sold. Hard to get anyone that really goes for it in the first place, so many start BBBJ then just go hands after 2 minutes.

Fter the flip the negotiation games annoyed me. I won't return.

Out of curiosity, what was on the table? Tried to visit there before, but construction had the place busted up and the ladies dressed properly.

Rose upstairs near Beaverton library is a FS centric place these days.

EVERY time I've stopped by to scout, they move me into the room and bring up FS first. I would bring up massage, and I'd always get a "yeah, boom boom" reply back. Their sour attitudes when I decline and desperate pushes are why I'll never visit again.

I was out and decided to stop by a few places on my way home.
The first stop was Hong Kong in Beaverton.
The next stop was the place on SW 87th. The older one was anxious to get me in back and I am tempted to go back, but I suspect the massage part of the hour may not be what I'm hoping for.
Third stop was CNE, since I was in the area. A girl came out from the back that was OK looking but not dressed suggestively at all and quickly told me she was busy and I would have to come back.
Fourth stop was Homeport 1 Foot Spa that's across the street from the Home Depot off 217.
My final stop was EZ Foot Spa in the Cedar Hills shopping center.

Despite my reluctance, I've gotten FS at HK twice before, and somewhat enjoyed the massages. I would not recommend because whether they clean or not is a toss up (they've just straightened out the table while I was changing).

87th, have gotten a decent massage with FS. Not sure if same older woman from when I went a year ago (doubt), but not a clock watcher, and quite sensual.

Every time I've gone to CNE, it's been one girl casually dressed (jeans, shirt), but she does do HE at least. Also it's cold in there.

Homeport has always been a little sketch because uncle LEO likes to hang around, but the lady there enjoys what she does. I can't remember what the massage was like, but the flip was a good time.

EZ spa ladies are very frank. When I stopped to scout and said my excuse to leave, she gave me a "ahh, yeah, you come back later", as though she'd heard it several times that day.

So I returned there just to prove her wrong LOL. Made her happy, but massage there is not the greatest, and wouldn't say it's worth the stop unless you're desperate for a definite BBBJ. She did put in good work, though. Didn't give up so easily like so many others do.

Lastly, want to give Beaverton Foot Spa a recommend. Lady there is quite thin, not too bad looking, a little older, but she massages well. Loved when she gets on the table and uses her elbows on the back, but watch out for how hard she works the back of your neck. Not sure if FS is available, but I am 90% sure. BBBJ is a go, and is VERY sensual.

[OneOne9]

Is that all for Vancouver? And what services are offered?

Vancouver spa massage and handy only other 3 shops full menu. I believe you have been to Wellness, Grand and the Hwy 99 grannie shops in Vancouver.

[Sliderin88]

Portland.

The Palace 154th and Division.

Purple spa 87th and Canyon.

Vancouver.

Foot spa Hwy 500 and 4th Plain west side near Walgreens.

Van spa Hwy 99 and 63rd behind the rock shop.

All grannies 40/30 60/60.

Is that all for Vancouver? And what services are offered?

[Sancho1999]

No problem I just wanted to confirm. All that matters is you were happy.

Most places I go to 30 min is 40-50 and 60 is 60-70. I usually stick with the 40/30 shops especially with older MILF and gilf.

I should have mentioned the sign in the place said 50/30. I gave her 60 and she kept 10. But there was no further negotiation she just serviced me.

YAH, I had a good time.

[OneOne9]

Are there more places with MILF and gilf as those ate the ones I'm looking for also, I'm running into gps, chubbies and not attractive. PM.

Portland.

The Palace 154th and Division.

Purple spa 87th and Canyon.

Vancouver.

Foot spa Hwy 500 and 4th Plain west side near Walgreens.

Van spa Hwy 99 and 63rd behind the rock shop.

All grannies 40/30 60/60.

[Sliderin88]

No problem I just wanted to confirm. All that matters is you were happy.

Most places I go to 30 min is 40-50 and 60 is 60-70. I usually stick with the 40/30 shops especially with older MILF and gilf.

Are there more places with MILF and gilf as those ate the ones I'm looking for also, I'm running into gps, chubbies and not attractive. PM.

[VacMaster]

New ownership since the owners of EZ bought it? Or is that the new ownership you are talking about?

Ez and CNE were owned by the same person but she just sold it last month to Anna who had been working for the owner of EZ for several years.