Massage Parlor Reports

**DMichaels69** · 09-07-23 18:49

I was there a decade ago and swore it off. Had Tia and the best part was the TS.
If things change that would be great and give IVY some competition but I'm skeptical.

Originally Posted by ChgSpaMan [View Original Post]

We all know the old trick of ads saying new spa management etc. Occasionally its true and an actual improvement. Lanes Spa just started advertising in Bedpage. The ad is almost just like the ads for Harmony Spa in Norridge. That would be a definite upgrade if anything like Harmony. The ad suggests better times than the past. It will be a while before I can TOFTT, but just wanted to get word out in case someone dares try.

Originally Posted by TallNwGuy [View Original Post]

Looks like new website. If you call it that. But curious nonetheless.

https://laneshealthspa.godaddysites.com/

**OldSchoolGuy73** · 09-07-23 17:12

Originally Posted by SmileySam [View Original Post]

Nope. I stopped by and asked for Tina. In walks a 40 yr. Old MT. Decided to walk. Stopped by Relax and only Amy was available. Skipped there also.

Which one is Amy the one who actually looks Chinese been wanting to see her but everytime Mocha comes from behind the screen and nothing beats pounding her ass from behind. Wish I had that control to say no.

**TallNwGuy** · 09-07-23 16:43

Originally Posted by ChgSpaMan [View Original Post]

We all know the old trick of ads saying new spa management etc. Occasionally its true and an actual improvement. Lanes Spa just started advertising in Bedpage. The ad is almost just like the ads for Harmony Spa in Norridge. That would be a definite upgrade if anything like Harmony. The ad suggests better times than the past. It will be a while before I can TOFTT, but just wanted to get word out in case someone dares try.

Looks like new website. If you call it that. But curious nonetheless.

https://laneshealthspa.godaddysites.com/

**ChgSpaMan** · 09-07-23 10:07

We all know the old trick of ads saying new spa management etc. Occasionally its true and an actual improvement. Lanes Spa just started advertising in Bedpage. The ad is almost just like the ads for Harmony Spa in Norridge. That would be a definite upgrade if anything like Harmony. The ad suggests better times than the past. It will be a while before I can TOFTT, but just wanted to get word out in case someone dares try.

**DMichaels69** · 09-07-23 09:39

Maybe that was Tina?

Originally Posted by SmileySam [View Original Post]

Nope. I stopped by and asked for Tina. In walks a 40 yr. Old MT. Decided to walk. Stopped by Relax and only Amy was available. Skipped there also.

**SmileySam** · 09-06-23 20:58

Originally Posted by ChgSpaMan [View Original Post]

Anyone else experience this little gem yet? NJ always provides great service, at least Jade and Moni have multiple times each for me, but a younger one is a nice development.

Nope. I stopped by and asked for Tina. In walks a 40 yr. Old MT. Decided to walk. Stopped by Relax and only Amy was available. Skipped there also.

**Phloverno6** · 09-01-23 18:12

Had a dream that I was driving in the area, called ahead to ensure Mocha was there. Sure enough, she was waiting and was cute as a button. Not the skinniest, or most well endowed but great attitude. She said she is 28 yrs old, 114 lbs, maybe 5"2" with a great attitude. . 65 at the door for hr and we were off to the table shower, be careful, very slippery top. She washed all the spots including special attention to the buys and all my cracks and crevices. Unfortunately she asked me to dry myself, I usually like to be dried off by the MT, with her face with inches from my manhood. Oh Well. Back to the room, laid down and she gives me a halfway decent massage. Head to toe. She asked me to roll over and the negotiations started. I wanted L3, she quoted $$ (not going to happen) I countered with $.6 and we were off to the races. Little B cups at best and a shaven pussy down under. She immediately got on her knees and put on the cover and was off with a CBJ, after a few minutes I mentioned for her to lay on the table cause I wanted to taste her juices. Plenty of DATY but NO FIV or FIA. After I was done with the appetizer we went through the full rotation of positions, Mish, K9, CG, RCG. 20 minutes passed and I decided I wasn't going to get off because of all the lube she used. I laid on the table and motioned for her to remove the cover and get in 69 position while I dined for a few more minutes and she finished me off with a jack hammer HJ. After a hot towel wipe down I asked for a final head massage that was glorious. Dressed out the back door with a bottle of water in my hand. Will never park in front. Too much traffic. Will repeat. Saw a tall Chinese girl. Not the cutest but will be tried out soon.

Be Safe Out There.

PH.

**OldSchoolGuy73** · 08-30-23 10:57

Originally Posted by ChgSpaMan [View Original Post]

Anyone else experience this little gem yet? NJ always provides great service, at least Jade and Moni have multiple times each for me, but a younger one is a nice development.

Liked to be surprised by new places but there are better options out there for the same price around the area, Should have walked out but needed a release and judgement gets clouded when your dick is doing the thinking. Massage sucked as well which was a double whammy.

**Poogee** · 08-28-23 15:48

Not keen on calling these places.

What's the earliest time you've had massages with Mocha at Relax?

**Tunacan Sam** · 08-28-23 06:41

Wrote this up yesterday then tried to post when database was updating. Called ahead to Ivy to see if they could save me a spot as was coming from city and arriving 45 minutes before close, she said yes. Rode motorcycle out there and when Kelly came in to say hi, was pleasantly surprised and had a nice blue dress on. Gave house and she gave me the bad news, having water issues so no table shower. I offered to leave as it was warm out and just spent 45 minutes on bike, she said would grab some hot towels and wipe me down.

Massage was not great, offered to walk on my back which was better, asked what I wanted on the flip and asked for L3. Took off dress and rubbed against my back then had me flip for a solid CBJ. Into CG, doggy, mish, then doggy. Apologized as wasn't going to bust so she told me to lay down and started the HJ, after a few minutes she rotated and threw her ass in my face. Minute of DATY and then rimmed her for a few more minutes, told her today wasn't my day but appreciate the effort. Told her I would be back again, will call ahead & ask for her as last few visits were more misses than hits. Need to get better at reporting on each visit. Cheers!

Score: 80/160.

**Tunacan Sam** · 08-28-23 05:28

Stopped by Ivy yesterday as had to make a trip to the burbs, called ahead and confirmed save a spot for me as was arriving 45 min before closing. Took me to the furthest back room that is cramped (#4? Bed was in the corner against the wall on the side and foot, barely any room to walk around it on other side or head of bed) and said girl would be in. Kelly walked in with this blue dress and I was happily surprised at her looks, then she told me they were having water issues and table shower was broken. Had just ridden motorcycle out there and it was warm, I said I could leave and she offered hot towels to wipe me down. Alright, your mouth is the one going down there.

Massage wasn't great, asked if she could walk on my back and said yes, that was better. Asked what I wanted and $. 6 offered for L3 so she took off her dress and started caressing my back with her body. Told me to flip, above average CBJ, into CG, doggy, mish, back to doggy and it was one of those days I couldn't bust. No knock on Kelly as I will be requesting her when I come back, I blame the weather and no table shower. She then tried HJ to finish, then flipped so I could DATY, which turned into rimming her for 3 minutes, then HJ with a little prostate tease. Tipped extra for her effort, told me to visit her again.

Score: 80/160+20.

**Walker333** · 08-27-23 23:41

Originally Posted by JSchlieMann [View Original Post]

Accidentally posted this in Chicago, but meant it for here:

Hello,

Are there any non Asian MPs that offer extras in the area?

Or I'd really like to try Nuru is anyone can recommend something.

Thank you.

No, not around here. Look in Schaumburg, Skokie, Northbrook for some euro parlours and in Chicago for Nuru.

**JSchlieMann** · 08-27-23 18:50

Accidentally posted this in Chicago, but meant it for here:

Hello,

Are there any non Asian MPs that offer extras in the area?

Or I'd really like to try Nuru is anyone can recommend something.

Thank you.

**ChgSpaMan** · 08-25-23 09:47

Originally Posted by TallNwGuy [View Original Post]

Had a surprising dream at NJ the other day. Jade is usually a solid provider, Decent massage with L3 CG finish. A younger lady met me tho. Asked for hr. Said "jade not here. I will help you" late 20's? 110# spinner in tiny denim shorts and a tight t. Bcup Think said name is Tina. Took me to room, I got into table. Once on table she walked to head of table gently took hands placed them on her hips and said "its ok" with roaming she began making some sounds as if really into it. Stopped, slide down shorts to her knees and asked, "you like? " climbed on and went right to 69. Covered and then to rcg, then cg, flipped over for DATY. Hands in my head holding me there till she got hers. Then to mish standing at table for finish. Was an amazing energetic surprise. Very sweet lady. Be kind to her. Will hope to see her again. Lots of energy.

Score 60/140.

Anyone else experience this little gem yet? NJ always provides great service, at least Jade and Moni have multiple times each for me, but a younger one is a nice development.

**MikeJones333** · 08-23-23 16:29

Originally Posted by OldSchoolGuy73 [View Original Post]

Hit up relax the other day and the best part of the experience is awaiting who will come from behind that screen they put up. Usually it's the really Chinese looking girl who I've passed up twice but today was willing to try her out if it was her. Ended up with Mocha and we just smiled and starred at each other. Good massage and as she's near my head I look up and she's not wearing panties and I just see them lips staring at me. We get to it and it's honestly an ok experience this time CBJ was slow and amazing. Don't get me wrong she's cute and pounded her standing up then Mish on table before finishing in Doggie but had the post nut regret for whatever reason. Clean up and get dressed and she's all over me thanking me and see you next time. Walk out and Ewa is standing there and they say something to each other in Chinese and laugh as Ewa grabs my chest and squeezes my ass LOL. Funniest part is I'm getting in the car and notice a guy dressed in a hat and sun glasses likes he's DB Cooper walking through strip mall and as I pull out and leave he enters Relax LOL. Guess some people are paranoid.

Db cooper hahaha. Yeah. Some people are definitely paranoid.