Escort Reports

**MushroomGod** · 09-01-23 21:24

Originally Posted by Proton456 [View Original Post]

This got me really curious. My first thought. TGTBT. Or maybe LordCommander is a LEO. LOL.

I texted the number to get more info. Typical prices on the usual options, maybe slightly lower. The $$ quoted matches a HHR VIP. 5 to choose from visiting types, so this is an agency, I guess. Location given looks like an apt. Bldg. Double option available.

My question is. Believable? Is LordCommander a LEO? Why has this agency never appeared before? Don't know what to think. I'm going to make an excuse to delay a few days, then inquire again. No LEO will be that patient, I don't think.

Looks like Katia's group but she's not the other ads. This guy didn't mention FS.

**GiveMeLiberty** · 09-01-23 21:16

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

Those are fair critiques. For what it's worth, I didn't pay a deposit to see her (yes, I know her ad mentions a deposit but either she didn't ask for it from me because of my references when I got screened or she just flat out forgot). Either way, my review still stands. Had a blast with her and I think you all would too. Good luck to you guys out there!

This is directly from your original review: "Minimal screening and a small deposit to secure the appointment".

After you get called on your shill review, now you didn't pay a deposit? LOL, which is it?

You are correct in your assertion that we want reviews here in the Chicago forum, but save the BS ones for Detroit. Please and thank you.

**Flipper12** · 09-01-23 20:29

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3092232

Saw Laura for $350. House in Chicago. Very nice sex basement setup with bed, toys, lights etc. Decent looking body about 6/10. Droopy tits, a bit of a belly bulge, a bit of a butterface.

Talks non fucking stop. Damn session didn't start until 15 minutes in.

Good massage, DFK, slid me in BBFS without me asking, CG, Doggy, Mish, asked if I should nut inside and she said no problem so that's where the soldiers went.

No round two though, she just kept talking, and then pretty much indicated I should leave at about 40 minutes into the session.

Wouldn't really recommend unless in pinch and unless you need BBFSCIP and willing to pay 350 for it and willing to put up with nonstop nonsense talking.

**Kreezy03** · 09-01-23 17:03

Originally Posted by Pennywise666 [View Original Post]

She's absolutely without a doubt the worst to get in contact with I have experienced. You can text her she might reply back and literally you can text her 10 seconds later and might not hear from her for days doesn't matter what number you texted.

And then when you do meet up with her she takes so long to get ready like 20 minutes easily fucking around in bathroom or mess around with her bag and if she pulls the crack pipe out forget about it she might just go to sleep on you.

She's nice and she's in Rogers Park she can fully deep throat with a spinner body but just be prepared for the headaches.

I usually have 0 problems getting together with Johanna unless she's gone a few days without posting. You're spot on about the wait. Doesn't matter the time of day. You'll be waiting 20+ minutes on average LOL "give me 3 minutes" "give me 7 minutes" etc.

I'm pretty much a regular and see her a couple times a month. She doesn't even send me an address cause she knows I know where to come LOL. The last time I tried her was weird though. 30th of July so a month ago. We set up the meet quick, I drive there (I prefer late late nights or weekends since she's 25-40 minutes away from me depending on traffic, plus her 20 min wait time.) wait, and then finally get the text to come to her door. I get there and she gets all paranoid on me. Asking for pics, saying she doesn't know who to trust just giving me her whole life story through text. I send the pic and BOOM, fucking gunshots in the distance. I'm not new to hearing gunshots so it doesn't scare me (the shots were blocks away and her neighborhood truly isn't a terrible one, but this is a big city at the end of the day) but I use this as a way to finally get her ass down stairs and to open the door. Her response "you're lying!? Where! I fucking just dipped after that while she's texting "I want to see you the donation will help I just don't know who to trust". I'm sure she smoked and got paranoid or something but I was probably out for an hour and a half (drive there, 20+ min wait, 10 minutes at her door, then drive back home). I almost cussed her out and blocked her, but I remembered that she just rides my dick way to good to let a little crack paranoia end this relationship LOL!

**Proton456** · 09-01-23 12:11

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Wow, this is one hell of a find. Hot young GFE spinner for $200. I didn't think that even existed in Chicago anymore. Was that a qv, hh, or hr?

This got me really curious. My first thought. TGTBT. Or maybe LordCommander is a LEO. LOL.

I texted the number to get more info. Typical prices on the usual options, maybe slightly lower. The $$ quoted matches a HHR VIP. 5 to choose from visiting types, so this is an agency, I guess. Location given looks like an apt. Bldg. Double option available.

My question is. Believable? Is LordCommander a LEO? Why has this agency never appeared before? Don't know what to think. I'm going to make an excuse to delay a few days, then inquire again. No LEO will be that patient, I don't think.

**LostInDetroit** · 09-01-23 11:44

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

I agree with TJ: you shared a review and that is definitely respected by the Chicago crew versus coming in and asking for tips without sharing or offering to share about Detroit to give back. That rate would likely put her closer to the high end girls thread and the service described doesn't remotely compare to the women who are reviewed in that thread. That's not LostInDetroit's fault; he's not the provider setting the menu. It seems like the criticism is best directed at her, although as TJ says sending a deposit is something that most guys in the Chicago forums will criticize because agreeing to the deposit affirms for providers that they continue to ask for deposits.

Those are fair critiques. For what it's worth, I didn't pay a deposit to see her (yes, I know her ad mentions a deposit but either she didn't ask for it from me because of my references when I got screened or she just flat out forgot). Either way, my review still stands. Had a blast with her and I think you all would too. Good luck to you guys out there!

**CarmineW** · 09-01-23 11:35

Always searching the lc for hidden gems / diamonds in the rough. Came across a mixed young alternative / punk looking black chick and chatted her up for a while last night. Pretty much have her in the palm of my hand at this point and may uber her to me tonight after I get off work if the mood strikes. She is down for anything and everything with the exception of anal. On birth control so cim is on the menu true pse experience. If any of you mongers want to organize an mmf and split costs PM me.

**Jinurso** · 09-01-23 10:15

Originally Posted by LordCommander [View Original Post]

She maybe from Siberia, but definitely was hot. Easy appointment setup (surprisingly no screening). Arrived at a very nice location, buzzed and proceeded to apt. Got a little weird there as the young lady with driver was waiting to enter apt. Apparently there was another client in there finishing up. After an Uncomfortable few minutes we were let in to a very clean place. I Was directed to room and Offered a shower while I waited for her to get ready. In walks this beautiful young lady. She's about 5 ft 100 lbs if that, B-Cup shaved. A true spinner for sure. We undressed each other with some LFK. She started with a nice back massage and allowed roaming. On the flip is when the fun really started. Gave her a nice foot massage and she guided my hands to heaven. Gently Finger Blasted her till she exploded. Then we DFK and more action. She finished with a BBJ with a CIM. She cleaned me up and provided a beverage for the road. Definitely will repeat. Damage was $$.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/152008152

Wow, this is one hell of a find. Hot young GFE spinner for $200. I didn't think that even existed in Chicago anymore. Was that a qv, hh, or hr?

**Member #6415** · 09-01-23 07:40

She maybe from Siberia, but definitely was hot. Easy appointment setup (surprisingly no screening). Arrived at a very nice location, buzzed and proceeded to apt. Got a little weird there as the young lady with driver was waiting to enter apt. Apparently there was another client in there finishing up. After an Uncomfortable few minutes we were let in to a very clean place. I Was directed to room and Offered a shower while I waited for her to get ready. In walks this beautiful young lady. She's about 5 ft 100 lbs if that, B-Cup shaved. A true spinner for sure. We undressed each other with some LFK. She started with a nice back massage and allowed roaming. On the flip is when the fun really started. Gave her a nice foot massage and she guided my hands to heaven. Gently Finger Blasted her till she exploded. Then we DFK and more action. She finished with a BBJ with a CIM. She cleaned me up and provided a beverage for the road. Definitely will repeat. Damage was $$.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/152008152

**DWaits** · 08-31-23 21:09

Originally Posted by TJGeek [View Original Post]

Personally, I think you were treated a bit harsh for just posting a review. Unfortunately, the need for a deposit is a major red flag for a ripoff and therefore, it appeared to some in this forum that you may be shilling for her. There are others who have given reviews for similar talent and not gotten the same criticism. I can't apologize for the group, but since the purpose of this forum is to share (true and accurate) experiences, then I'm sorry for how you were treated. (However, if your post not in the spirit of this forum, then you should be cursed!) I do suggest checking out the Chicago talent and perhaps that may set the bar higher. But, we do have out share of less than desirable girls and rip-offs also.

I agree with TJ: you shared a review and that is definitely respected by the Chicago crew versus coming in and asking for tips without sharing or offering to share about Detroit to give back. That rate would likely put her closer to the high end girls thread and the service described doesn't remotely compare to the women who are reviewed in that thread. That's not LostInDetroit's fault; he's not the provider setting the menu. It seems like the criticism is best directed at her, although as TJ says sending a deposit is something that most guys in the Chicago forums will criticize because agreeing to the deposit affirms for providers that they continue to ask for deposits.

**TJGeek** · 08-31-23 19:38

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

Look, I'm not about to jump into the mud with all of you guys (not worth my time tbh), but I've seen enough negativity on this board bitching about out of towners asking for intel and not providing any of their own. Well, I gave you guys an honest review of my time with her and I had a blast. If she ain't your cup of tea or her rates / terms ain't your thing, that's not my problem. If you can find better for less, than by all means have a party. Personally though, I think you guys are missing out. Just my two cents. Good luck to all of you out there!

Personally, I think you were treated a bit harsh for just posting a review. Unfortunately, the need for a deposit is a major red flag for a ripoff and therefore, it appeared to some in this forum that you may be shilling for her. There are others who have given reviews for similar talent and not gotten the same criticism. I can't apologize for the group, but since the purpose of this forum is to share (true and accurate) experiences, then I'm sorry for how you were treated. (However, if your post not in the spirit of this forum, then you should be cursed!) I do suggest checking out the Chicago talent and perhaps that may set the bar higher. But, we do have out share of less than desirable girls and rip-offs also.

**CandyMan96** · 08-31-23 19:01

Anyone partake? See her posts all the time but never any reviews. Seems to always have a different number too. Red flags for sure but still curious.

https://max80.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...cago/151966631

**MushroomGod** · 08-31-23 18:15

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

Look, I'm not about to jump into the mud with all of you guys (not worth my time tbh), but I've seen enough negativity on this board bitching about out of towners asking for intel and not providing any of their own. Well, I gave you guys an honest review of my time with her and I had a blast. If she ain't your cup of tea or her rates / terms ain't your thing, that's not my problem. If you can find better for less, than by all means have a party. Personally though, I think you guys are missing out. Just my two cents. Good luck to all of you out there!

Thanks for the review. Hard pass on the over priced fatty. We have better here you should try.

**LostInDetroit** · 08-31-23 16:47

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

You got to admit he makes it sound so inviting.

Funny how he is promoting her and she also happens to be from Detroit and coincidentally will be visiting next week, I won't be as cruel as the others but a $150 depositis a hard NO.

Look, I'm not about to jump into the mud with all of you guys (not worth my time tbh), but I've seen enough negativity on this board bitching about out of towners asking for intel and not providing any of their own. Well, I gave you guys an honest review of my time with her and I had a blast. If she ain't your cup of tea or her rates / terms ain't your thing, that's not my problem. If you can find better for less, than by all means have a party. Personally though, I think you guys are missing out. Just my two cents. Good luck to all of you out there!

**George Stark** · 08-31-23 15:39

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit

Honestly, her session was the closest to a GFE session as you are going to get with a provider (minus LFK or DFK).

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

So no DFK or LFK, no BBBJ, no FIV, no DATY unless you meet some special standard, she's 175 pounds, in her 30's, wants $600 with a $150 deposit. . . And this is the best you've ever had in all your years of mongering?

Maybe Detroit is the problem but you're missing out on a lot if you think she's as good as it gets. That's not remotely GFE. That's the opposite of GFE lol

Have to agree with Jinurso. This chick isn't worth $200, even in this shit market. This is some sort of bullshit.