Massage Parlor Reports

**JamesTheSloth** · 08-29-23 23:51

Originally Posted by SouthGate18 [View Original Post]

Any suggestions on the best massage place / provider downtown near the convention center. .

Nothing near downtown but homeless. I know a guy that paid a homeless girl $40 for a BJ car date, if that is something you want to try. The closest HJ massage places are in the international district / Chinatown. If you are looking for FS, you are probably ending up with SODO.

**Member #6511** · 08-29-23 18:13

Hey guys, I am traveling your way from the East Coast in a couple of weeks. Any suggestions on the best massage place / provider downtown near the convention center. What is the best place for massage and / or extras in the area? Thanks. Appreciate anything you are willing to share.

**Mitch Cor** · 08-29-23 00:39

Renue. Tina there gives a nice HJ and table shower, along with some OTC roaming. Nothing more so far. Hot body though.

Ocean Relax. Michelle (weekend only) gives very nice oily HE, MSOG, PM if you like and, OTC roaming. 50+ MILF but tight, athletic body. Nothing else so far.

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Healing Hands: Auntie with jacked yellow teeth. Pass.

Fall Health: Dark skinned Asian cutie. Wearing a mask. Got HJ only vibe.

Renue: Milf Kiki. Really cute. Top looked accessible but yoga pants are a cockblock. She seemed very interested in me staying. Got an HJ with top deck roaming allowed vibe. Would have stayed if I had time to try for FS but would have enjoyed a handy. Anyone visited Kiki?

**RustyWebfFoot** · 08-28-23 21:18

Originally Posted by DrtyHarry [View Original Post]

Not sure why you coded the review?

He's trying to fly low under the radough.

**DrtyHarry** · 08-28-23 20:43

Originally Posted by NeedsGlasses [View Original Post]

Just down the street from Smiling. UU head baker, CooCoo, and JoJo bakers. First time, saw JoJo. $50 for 30 donuts. Kneaded the dough fairly well briefly due to time constraints. Then flipped the dough. Seems like almost all toppings available. A basic bread, nothing special. Every topping reminded me of jackhammers, very mechanical. JoJo is an average if somewhat novice baker.

Not sure why you coded the review?

**NeedsGlasses** · 08-28-23 19:49

Just down the street from Smiling. UU head baker, CooCoo, and JoJo bakers. First time, saw JoJo. $50 for 30 donuts. Kneaded the dough fairly well briefly due to time constraints. Then flipped the dough. Seems like almost all toppings available. A basic bread, nothing special. Every topping reminded me of jackhammers, very mechanical. JoJo is an average if somewhat novice baker.

**Zaboz** · 08-28-23 15:52

Hello all, hoping someone can help point me in the right direction.

Will be flying into Sea Tac and have one short evening. I hope to stay near (ish) the airport.

Anything to consider? I won't say money's no object, but can go north of the average AMP price if it's nice.

I found K Angles and it said Renton, but after a text, they said Bellevue only, this may be a little out of my short time traveling (in ubers and cabs) for this trip.

(bummed about this too, it looks good!

Any help is very much appreciated and I'll be sure to follow up with anything I find.

Thanks!

**Marko Ramius** · 08-26-23 20:29

Originally Posted by RustyWebfFoot [View Original Post]

I've forgotten, can someone remind me (apart from the obvious) what the difference between Asian and Chinese provideas is on RM.

Not to answer your question at all, but to clear some stuff up: first off, there are basically no Japanese or Taiwanese massage parlors here. If they say "Taiwan Girl" they are almost certainly lying.

The Korean and Vietnamese shops tend to have, on the average, more aunties and grannies. That doesn't mean there is any shortage of aunties at the Chinese shops. But you are a lot more likely to see a hot young Chinese girl than a hot young Korean girl at a massage parlor. But "more likely" still doesn't mean very likely.

The Chinese shops tend to not have an "airlock" where there is a lobby area you go into and another locked door you have to pass through like nearly all Korean and Viet shops do. Usually in the Chinese shops after you come in the outside door there is an open space, often with exercise equipment or something, and private rooms off of that open space.

That vast majority of newer shops are Chinese, or at least are staffed with Chinese ladies.

**Efurufe** · 08-26-23 20:02

Originally Posted by RustyWebfFoot [View Original Post]

I've forgotten, can someone remind me (apart from the obvious) what the difference between Asian and Chinese provideas is on RM.

Asia is a continent, China is a country. It's like the difference between a North American and a United States citizen.

Personally I almost always use Asian because I can't tell the difference by looking and rarely ask where they're from.

**SkeletonKey6** · 08-26-23 19:08

Like she just woke up and gave off an odd vibe so didn't stick around. Kiki is obviously popular considering she's probably the only provider in 30 miles worth spending $$ on.

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Renue: Milf Kiki. Really cute. Top looked accessible but yoga pants are a cockblock. She seemed very interested in me staying. Got an HJ with top deck roaming allowed vibe. Would have stayed if I had time to try for FS but would have enjoyed a handy. Anyone visited Kiki?

.

Ended up going to 615 Sunrise again to see another Kiki but she was also busy. Ended taking a chance on Sophia (55+ auntie / granny) who suckered me with another one of those damn pushup-everything outfits that hid her 55+ year old Flabby body real well. Those damn pushup-everything outfits are so incredibly well designed and fucking misleading as hell when worn by these Asians whose faces still look relatively young. When those outfits come off it's like a tube of fucking biscuits popped open, but there you are, already paid the fee so you just soldier on through it. At least you don't feel bad about going hyper-jackhammer on them after they've tricked you into thinking their bodies are much younger than they really are. Need to move closer to Tacoma where this nonsense is a lot less prevalent.

**AussieFury** · 08-26-23 18:32

Healing Hands: Auntie with jacked yellow teeth. Pass.

Fall Health: Dark skinned Asian cutie. Wearing a mask. Got HJ only vibe.

Renue: Milf Kiki. Really cute. Top looked accessible but yoga pants are a cockblock. She seemed very interested in me staying. Got an HJ with top deck roaming allowed vibe. Would have stayed if I had time to try for FS but would have enjoyed a handy. Anyone visited Kiki?

**RustyWebfFoot** · 08-26-23 17:01

I've forgotten, can someone remind me (apart from the obvious) what the difference between Asian and Chinese provideas is on RM.

**WamSam** · 08-23-23 20:32

Originally Posted by BlueberryMan [View Original Post]

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...Escort-Reports scroll around and you'll find the korean orgs. If you're Chinese pm me I'll send you the Chinese org they only take Chinese clients.

Fellow heathen, not meant to be argumentative, but thank you for confirming what I have long suspected and have enough AMP (mind you AMP, not AAMP), "pillow talk" to me.

**MassagedGuy** · 08-22-23 23:37

Any idea where cici went from crown she use to be my favorite. April still at crown?

**Rooster98** · 08-21-23 23:49

Originally Posted by ItalianSteel [View Original Post]

This wasn't always the case. You missed some of the best mongering in the country -- Seattle pre-2019. In the International District you had a selection of probably a dozen FS and another dozen HE shops within about a 7 block radius. I was a fixture there prior to the big bust / shutdown. Lots of four hands and younger talent and the occasional UW student working to pay for tuition. There was even one shop where the providers would hang out in the open doorway smoking and wearing a robe with a red light background in the shop. After the "massage", you had an incredible selection of places to eat (dim sum, noodles, hot pot, Pho, etc.). I have mongered all over the country and it was tops. After the bust, most places shut down. A little while later, a few opened back up. Then COVID hit and was the final nail in the coffin. I have lived in the South Sound for years and NEVER once went to an AMP in Federal Way or Tacoma before 2019. I also walked around the International District for years late at night and never had a problem or felt unsafe. Not anymore.

Probably 2018 ish I was working out of an office close to Jackson and 12th. Walking to lunch one day, it didn't take much to catch my eye as she stood in the doorway with a grin and smoke. Decided WTF and 20 minutes later after a decent rub was in full covered doggie grinding away. Lunch set me back the house fee $40 and the tip $100 and went back to work and forgot all about lunch.